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Holy shit! Y’all found me. Why you hatin on me WP? I posted some stuff last April for godsake. Once I figure out how to run this thing, I’m deleting your comment.
FYI, after we started IB, WordPress implemented a change so you can register without actually setting up a website. Too late for you — you are stuck with your very own blog.
Also, you should write the names of a lot of other bloggers, in hopes that they in turn will write your name on their blogs. I hear that’s important, for some reason.
The Official GrumpyUnk review of Kevlarchick’s blog – “This Blog contains every substantial idea expressed by the Democratic Leadership in the last 10 years. You Gotta See It!”
What do you think of the examples of nurture opposing nature that were depicted in the newest Discover Magazine teaser?
I’m not sure myself, but I think that all of your readers (who better start building towards a million pretty damn soon if I have anything to do with it) would like your take on that situation.
I have no idea what you just said, but you’ve definitely got me thinking about a SNIPE. Which I will withhold, else you might stop commenting on this blog.
I heard you were running for Blog of the Year or something. Where is the line for voting?
Wiserbud said he’d give me a bottle and a carton of cigarettes if I voted for you. So I did. And I’m thirsty. And I need a cigarette. So, like hand it over.
Damn. I just deleted my well reasoned and logically thought out comment by scrolling or something or taking too long. I don’t know. So how’s the hits thing going?
Prettig Kerstmis and Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar! That’s Dutch for, well you get the idea.
If it wasn’t for Wickedpinto going on and on about Brittany’s boobs and pooter it would be pretty clean. 😛 Instead, let’s talk about Miss Nevada USA and her red stars!
Oops, script got stripped. I was afraid that might happen.
Here’s another try. It will look like this:
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Since I am the clearly defined Kevlar Community’s spokesperson.
THANKS! for that information, I think that the good chick of Kevlar SHOULD (wink wink) reasearch that, a few more comments would serve better measure in the short term.
I’m not talking about spam, I mean HONEST comments. 17 more.
I’ve realized in the last few weeks. I’m kinda bored with comments, cuz it’s obvious that our government isn’t learning from history, and is just engaging in lazy partisan bullshit.
And then I realized, that Wiserbud had his shit together when he said. “you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.”
Flogging brilliant. Also, I must add this.
Michaels “comments” site, still has “posts” and links to posts. This is the only true 100% active comments site on the net.
I think KC should sue Michael, or get a full page “comment” on his page about it, sticky at the top.
KC? I love your speach, and I’m sorry if I can’t join you and king kevlar as we skate and “jump over the hilly brush” and I’m sorry I don’t have a 4.0 from yardale (really noone capitalized on the joke?)
Ooops, sorry WP. I just invited a whole bunch of people over into what seems to be an intervention of some kind. I didn’t realize you were using the room right now.
Sometimes I’m a complete retard, but if you dig through all of it, (because I’m that retarded) you will see that I’m actually complimenting everyone ELSE involved while painting me as a buffoon, which I am.
Also, if I make a random reference, I’m doing it either to be a complete dork, or to be whitty, and if my “whitty” doesn’t express itself on it’s own, I’m still being a complete dork.
If there was any offense in my three stupid hyper “I hope you are happy” (thought “happy” is meant in a distinctly WP way) I appologize.
It’s a method of my retardation. I praise people by being so blatantly offensive in a way that is simultaneously praising in a way that I have NO RIGHT to comment on.
I don’t know if you ever read the story about my brothers best friend saying “dude? I love you, and you are my best friend, but I can’t wait for you to die so I can Eff your wife” joke.
Thats my basic sense of humor.
SHIT! I just offended a bunch of people by explaining my own goonery.
The holidays BREAK me more than I’ve ever broken any bitch? know what I mean? I spend my holidays with my brother, and with my friends, I love them so much, so the retarded and “whitty” wickedpinto just becomes crazy. My brother shows his love for me, my friends show their love for me as well, they send me pictures of their children (ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT BASKETS!!!) and ultimately I can only offer them love, because I have nothing else.
I’m not well off, I’m not educated like my friends, I am not a parent like other friends, I Have nothing to offer any of them, all I have is envy , respect and love.
So Sometimes/always, I go VERY CRAZY after the holidays, I’m sorry for any offense, because I see my brother and his friends working towards MUCH greater things like Family.
I know I’m a noone, but I can take this pride, I LOVE my friends who are much more. graduates and parents, in one case a graduate, and in fact doctorate who has 4 kids, with a 5th on the way.
Good people deserve to experience simple things, and I’m the random noone who says that he envy’s them. because I do.
Okay? Sometimes I’m a DICK but most of the time it is to incite others to GREATER action. I might have the noggin, but really? What is it worth if it isn’t used? I don’t care to use it. I’d MUCH prefere to be an uncle, or a distant cousin. Those kids are America.
2 days ago, I THINK that my big brother is starting his and his wife medication so that she can Suffer, SUFFER the efforts of being the vessel for my brothers child.
It wasn’t my brothers idea, it was HERS!though she can’t carry THERE child, since she is likely sterile, she WANTS to carry my brothers, because she loves him that much. Lesser women have cranked out CRACKbaby’s.
My sister, a cancer surviver who might not be able to procreate is BEGGING for the oportunity to be the mother of my brothers chilld.
I cry whenever I think about that. She is an awesome woman, My brother would live his life without chidren, but his wife is so loving and CARING AND MOTHERLY! that my brother no longer has a choice (really men who are here? can you imagine that argument?)
MY brother is a very good man, and his wife is a GREAT FUCKING WOMAN!
I hope, in the next 7-10 months they have a child, because I REALLY want to be an uncle, since I will likely never be a father.
I Want to be a crazy unc running around their bit back yard screaming “I’m an UNCLE I”M AN UCLE I’M AN UNCLE” and then I want to play catch with that child (we tend to create boys my family does) while my brother teaches him how to play hockey (we are athletic cats) If it’s a girl, I will shit myself.
aside from that.
My brother, and his wife DESERVE!!!!!!! a child. THey are good people, they aren’t WP’s they are REAL people, and LOVE THEM SO EFFING MUCH.
Best wishes WP for your brother and sister-in-law. I’m in the same boat. I’m an uncle but really unlikely to ever be a father. It’s nice to spoil the kids and to visit and get them all wound up … then leave and go home for the parents to deal with the craziness.
Saturday, my brothers wife might be pregnant. If not then then a few weeks later, if not then a few weeks later.
My brother and his wife are TRYING to get pregnant, but losers throw their children away into trashcans or into gangs, but my brother a GREAT man, and his wife, a WONDERFUL woman, must fight for a simple aspect of EXISTENCE, not just humanity.
I’m an atheist but I am gonna stop at a church and pray for them.
Yesterday? my brother jerked off, so his wife could become pregnant.
Kinda funny, my ma’s called me, and said basicaly “your brother just jerked off for his and his wifes pregnancy” to which I replied something life “don’t ever say that to me again”
Had a short string of unsatisfactory hair days (it’s getting too long), but today has been pretty good. I blowdried it a little drier than I usually do and it stayed neater but still a little wavy.
Thanks for asking, even though you probably regret it now.
I have to go downstairs and beat the redheaded dog soon. She’s just miserable until she’s had a good sound thrashing.
Noplace suitable for it right now, so I will comment Off Topic 🙂
I was watching listening (timings a pain) Imus this morning, and he was bashing the fat kid for getting married, making fun of everyone for “Acting” like they wanna go to the wedding and such.
Imus said something about how “I’m SURE he (chris I think is the guys name) thinks it’s going to be the most important day of his life, just like all of the other little girls but it’s going to be a disaster, just like Most Marriages in this country.”
Now, I understand the half assed statistitionary that Imus was employing. (the 50% of all marriages end in divorce, is a false statistic, it doesn’t take into account the fact that people with MULTIPLE marriages and MULTIPLE divorces counterweigh the truly successful nature of marriage in this nation, in basic, more than 50% of individuals who marry, have successful lifelong marriages, because successful marriages are one offs, it’s just the repetative failures who get more than one shot at the pie) but to Crap on a guy 2 weeks, 2 FRIGGEN WEEKS!!!!! before his marriage, is BS.
I Will likely never marry, I’m that kinda guy, it would take a lightning bolt a shark attack, and the opportunity to spit in Jimmy carters face before I’m willing to wed. However, On the day, and in the preperation of getting married is an important process to those who chose to wed.
Not out of ego, but out of self recognition. Deciding that you are “going to spend the rest of your life and raise a family” with a person is a BIG FRIGGEN DECISION!! so you can bet your ass that most people know what they are getting into, and they are trying to understand all of the things that that brings. I LOVE WEDDINGS! not cuz I’m a crying little girl (which I am, in the right circumstances) but because I have absolute and complete respect for people who look to the future, and see responsibility that would cripple your average socialite and decide that They want to live THAT future or ANY future with that person?
Thats a truly noble thing.
My brother got married, I made one mistake, I blame the booze and my sexy body at the reception, but even that became a somewhat common joke (thats what suits me) about the wedding, but I met my sissy for the first time about 8 days before the wedding (actually it was almost exactly 8 days) and there were a lot of “complications” someone on the “outside” would say, but they weren’t complications, they were VALIDATIONS for my brother, and for his wife. They loved eachother and they couldn’t see a future without eachother. Thats one more reason why I love my brother, and that is why I love my Sissy.
Marriage is a risk, YES Mr. Imus, you know, you’ve been through 2, and working on your third. Marriage can absolute destroy you, YES, thats why I freely admit my cowardice, but in addition to being a big risk, it also holds the potential, and everyone hopes Probability of a brilliant payoff that makes MORE of the person you were.
I’m an atheist, but if there is a God, may that god bless anyone who weds, and may god bless those who do wed in love with children so that the world can learn from that.
Now, that emotive WP is done, I gotta go break some bitches.
WP, I hope someday a *special* woman appears in your life and reduces you to a sappy mass of love and longing–someone you won’t want to live without. It’s wonderful and it happens all the time.
Ever Analyze how much a creature of habit you are?
“I was a Marine” introduce random conflict, however, one of the things that is taught to you from the day you enlist is “are you right handed or left handed?”. . . .If you say “left” you are told, “Now, you are right, you will fire from the right hand.”
Anyways, whenever I can’t find comfort in my particular environment, I always sit, left under right “indian” style.
I have spent the last 13 or more years PEALING the dry and almost lifeless flesh from the outside portion of my left foot.
Cuz I almost CANNOT sit, with crossed legs without my left foot being the lower foot, and losing it’s circulation in the exterior portions of it’s . . . .mass.
Damn Wicked. I guess your secret of actually being a nice guy is safe here. I hope your brother and your sister-in-law have a healthy baby and that kid is gonna have the coolest uncle.
Just got into an argument with bro. He’s a big and somewhat abusive brother. “you know (my first name) you have NOTHING to do with this, and as for you being an uncle is completely dependant on if we trust you.” or some shit like that.
Love you too bro, remind me to snag the lifeline out of your reach if you ever need it just so I can return the favor.
I assure you, everyone always looks at me(in my family) as though I’m about to explode, but I never do, because they are thinking of stories that _I_ told them.
I know the proper place for the proper thing. Outside of family, it takes effort to find out what is considered proper, but in family, and the military is clear.
I LITERALY broke up with a girl who was talented, educated and GORGEOUS! because she questioned if any of my loopiness would pop in at that Ball.
Who could assume such a thing? they are more cynical than I am.
The only part that I can’t deliver on is tears. She has been ill for a while, and seemed to be recovering, thats why I’m well prepared for this. Thats how it almost always happens. The first, or “shocking” passing is the one that occurs in the middle of recovery.
Also, my mother has 5 sisters, (all in meno(a)pause) so I know what is coming, which is not a blessing, it would be better if I could summon up some tears for my aunt (I did love her greatly) but I know that if the men fall apart, the women will become wrigling crying worms for the next couple generations.
Death sucks, my problem is I didn’t allow to be close enough to her in life, that is my failing, but for me to cry and mourne like an ululating lunatic would be complete hypocracy and selfish.
I’m gonna stand strong and tearless, supporting those people who can do such things without hypocracy. THEY! need people to stand seperate enough to give definition.
Unfortunately thats how I react to these situations. I never lost anyone close to me. Even my pets died quietly and out of reach, this is my closest yet, and whats worse, is she was the familial linchpin. I have to observe, and learn.
Well, all I have to go on is your insane stories, but I absolutely know you have a sweet and gentle side to you.
Crying is not hypocrisy. You can cry for the pain others are suffering, share their pain. Or cry because someone you love is gone. No one will think the worse of you for that. But I agree it is disconcerting to see a man break down when you’ve never seen him so vulnerable before.
You get my crazy in small bits, you get my kindness in novels.
Sometimes quantity, validates the qaulity.
As for me crying ( I “tear up,” and sometimes cry, often) I believe that tears are not weakness, I have no problem doing such things, however, crying in this way (for a man) will damage the women, because the women are always crying, and if a man goes all jellyfish in the same way (don’t get me wrong, I mourne that woman a great deal, she is the only person who wasn’t my mother or brother who called me while I lived in other states or countries, and she just called to wish me a happy birthday!) but When I am surrounded by an environment of tears, and love, I will provoke tears, not by being a jerk, but by giving my mothers sisters a cause to cry, so that they can get it out, and start to see what is left.
My aunt is gone, I get misty knowing that she was able to show how much she loved me much better than anyone was able to show how much they loved her, and now she is gone, before I could tell her, but in the situation? I will be the “strong man” (which I’m not, I’m more than 1/2 a coward) all I can offer at most times, is that I don’t judge, or define.
I love all my aunts and all my uncles, and all my cousins (wanna know another bit of irony? the two close cousins who died in adulthood? Marines. They knew, they accepted, but the situations were different (not in war) but they passed, and they loved all those around them, and I could stand strong after their passing, because THAT was who they were before. I just include that as an odd thing, not as a definition of myself)
I’m crazy, you are right KC. I’m the first to admit it, however my crazy is not cruel, it is also not afflictive, or depictive, it is personal. My crazy exists almost exclusively in myself, and the Net, your kind and understanding aspect allows me to express myself fully through mutual annonymity.
My Family? They might raise an eyebrow, (cuz I’m known to be a bit crazy) but I will NEVER act in such a way at such a time, thats what I mean.
Other than my one completely cynical, selfish, and also, outright hilarious cousin (while simultaneously a prick) I have to admit, I had to fight the urge to laugh throughout most of the eulogy, not because I was laughing at my aunt. The dry, artificially maintained carcass that was in the casket was not my aunt. My aunt was the woman that her children spoke inarticulately and impoeticly about, but was described by the soul that they dedicated to their amateur efforts of describing her. My aunt was the (correction, there was ONE person who spoke PERFECTLY! her eldest granddaughter, I will get to that in a moment) My Aunt was the woman that took me to my first white sox game, to my first cubs game, who was the driver when I went on my first fishing trip, the one who had the first VCR, the one who introduced me to “cheese popcorn” (I don’t know why, I STILL LOVE that junk food) The first who taugh me (through whatever method) how to be responsible (here (wickedpinto) I need a coke, and some oreo’s, and if I came back with less change than I was owed, she would make sure that _I_ went back in (only happened once) and argued the case)
My aunt wasn’t all smiles, she didn’t fart rainbows, she didn’t piss heavy water, or shit gold, she wasn’t perfect. But she was my aunt, and I remember those times when she was either stern and taught me a lesson, or those times, when it SEEMED! like she farted rainbows, (I don’t know about the pissing heavy water, or shitting gold, thats kinda sick, what kinda perv do you think I am?)
Also? I remember when she was the only person who didn’t just call me on my birthday but EVERYONE of her family, her siblings (8(9total)) her siblings children (I think 29) and her siblings childrens children (I think we are at about 30 now) Grand total AT LEAST 67 people she went out of her way to contact (and lets not forget the few who were her siblings childrens childrens children) I don’t think she had a day planner, I HONESTLY think that she remembered everyone of those days, cuz to my aunt, who stopped living on tuesday remembered everyone of those dates without assistance.
Another thing about my aunt. She was the socialite, highschool cheerleader, organizing every major event of the family for all her siblings and shit like that.
she wasn’t the eldest, in fact she was the middle child, but to comfort my mother and my uncle, I said (they know I’m an atheist) “if there is a heaven, I wouldn’t be surprised if she planned this, so that when the rest of us join her, she can have a “tissue paper flower” float waiting, with a gigantic celebration, cuz noone could do a better job.”
(NOW! I can tear up and cry, cuz everyone else has faced it, and NOW I feel exactly how I feel.)
Just saying, lost track, but I think I said something. Exactly what, I have no clue, but I think I said it.
If it were just my aunt I wouldn’t be like this, but I found out a number of months ago that another aunt (on the other side of the family) is prolly gonna die (I didn’t like her much, but she’s still my aunt and made few good kids, and gave up the FIRST of my blood in my memory, in one of her sons) and later she lost another son, and myself another cousin. That broad, though personaly I don’t like her much, though I can understand why she was cold to myself and others cuz she lost one, and later two (not to mention she also found out when I was like 8 or so that her only daughter was a lesbian, and I think she might have been envious of that lesbian cuz that aunt, really went out of her way to shit on the various men (at least those who were my father and his twin, or those associated with my father and his twin) but still, she’s my aunt, and I learned much from her.
Not as much as from the one who is already passed.
So Anyways, I had one aunt pass on tuesday, another aunt is standing in the aisle waiting. Another second cousin (I call my second cousins (my cousins children) li’llil’l cousins, even though I’m younger than almost all my cuz’s, and only taller than my mothers family and my fathers female nieces (my pop’s’s family tends to make VERY TALL men, the only person shorter than I (6’2″) is my brother, by less than an inch at full posture)
back to point, I just lost an aunt, and I will likely lose another aunt since her cancer metasticized, but before I lose that second aunt, I’m gonna lose a second cousin that I only met while he was still in his mothers woman, 12 years ago. an 11 year old boy will be dying, almost guarantee’d by the end of the month.
While I’m relatively indifferent to my fathers side of the family, this particular cousin is a GOOD FRIGGEN GUY, and while I never knew his boy, NOONE! deserves to suffer that, and just thinking about it scares the living shit out of me.
And then, my second most eldest uncle, who has been tickling at life endangering illness for about 20 years, is now diagnosed with a broad cancer.
Now, for that uncle to die is not surprising, he’s into his 70’s and has my sense of self maintenence (as in none) but you know? after 8 heart surgeries (granted all of them scopic) but you would figure somewhere along the line the blood tests would have turned up a random floating (same thing as metasticis) cancer cell would have appeared?
THE GUYS BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR ABOUT 4 out of the last 7 years? and you miss FUCKING CANCER!?!?!?
My point? I’m worried.
The “it comes in three’s” thing, but actually I think that isn’t right.
I think that the barrier has been broken, and now everyone is racing for it. My Mothers eldest brother is on the verge of death not expected to make the week. I didn’t like him much either, but he wasn’t a bad person and he was my uncle, but who knows that his passing wouldn’t make ANOTHER family member give up? Like reasonably healthy spouses who die within days weeks or months of eachother?
I hope my moms family doesn’t cascade, though, I can see at least 4 reasonable options, and I see that, and thats bad enough.
Hey Wicked. I’m sorry to hear of this happening in your family. You and I are on opposite sides of the fence when it comes to a belief in God but I hope you won’t mind if I will have said a prayer for you and your family.
Of course cranky. I know what I think, but I might be wrong, and even if that didn’t factor into it in any way, you are expressing yourself in the most honest and heartfelt way. That deserves nothing but respect and appreciation.
Thank you. He’s definately gonna be gone soon, but at least he will be in the company of his children and some of his sisters when it happens. Also he will be planted in his home.
once again, I didn’t like him, but I love my family, and he wasn’t a bad guy, in fact, he was remarkably smart, the sadness _I_ suffer is that I might waste myself and become an eternal loser like he was.
Well, not loser, he was a good teacher, though people didn’t know it.
I prolly got an aunt following in the next couple months.
I knew all of these dead people, and the people who will be dead soon, but even my cold and rational (I know, “you rational wicked?”) ass can’t help but fall into a morose mood. When most of your filial connections are built on the extinction of the few family members you likedish, you kinda lose track of what you are supposed to do.
My sympathies, WP. Big time. I’ve got a 12-year-old daughter and my world would be destroyed without her. I can’t imagine a deeper loss or greater pain for a parent than to lose a child in this way.
Sounds like some rough times for you right now. Do your best to keep it together and remember, we’re here for ya, if you need us.
Thinks aren’t bad for me, it’s bad for them. I got it easy, one mom, one dad, one brother, one sister. and all of mines are healthy, it’s the aunts uncles cousins and stuff that are going through a hard time. Still, it’s a lot all at once, thats for sure.
earlier saturday was the memmoriam, whatever it’s called when we stare at my uncles urn before his final disposition is decided in the presense of family.
We had the sermon (rather bizarre) and the luncheon where family got to socialize (and once again, as always it was my brother and I with the crowd, cuz we are the funny and entertaining ones, witnout being disrespectful(believe it or not, it takes a LOT of discipline to indure being the center of attention, even in humor, especially during a funerial luncheon))
And it wasn’t exactly easy, but. . . .
can we get some good cheer going on in KC’s Comments section?
She ain’t gonna be hitting a thousand if everyone is just saying “poor wicked cuz the old people in your family die” (though the 12 year olds a real bitch)
Can someone who isn’t dealing with this crap PLEASE! update with something humorous or entertaining?
I ain’t kidding, I want 1K comments by years end, and a million in the next 2 or 3.
A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
‘Well, that’s great……….that’s really great………. Some
asshole’s got my pen.’
An Amish man and his new bride are driving their new horse and carriage. A car drives by and spooks the horse.
The Amish man finally calms the horse, and yells “that’s number one!”
Down the road a piece a dog barks and the horse takes off again. The man stops the horse and yells, “that’s number two!”
‘Round the next corner a hunter’s gun goes off. The horse bolts again. After the man stops the horse, he yells “that’s number three!”, and reaches behind for his gun and shoots the horse in the head, dead.
The young wife recoils in horror and screams, “How could you do such a thing, you must be mad!”
So, I guess it’s down to just the three of us that hang out here now? I gotta say, it’s like what you’ve done with the place. No stress, real laid back, no pressure to always be “funny” or “on,” no Rosetta……
Nothing says “Exclusive!” like keeping the riff-raff out.
Not your goals, Pinto’s goals. Do you want to deny him the feeling of satisfaction he may get if he actually succeeds in getting this one thread to 1000 posts?
I’ve been scuba diving for about 10 years or so. (yeah, that’s really me in that picture.) I absolutely love it. I’ve only got about 40 dives under my belt, but those are nearly all on the Caribbean, so I think they count for more. It is probably the most calming, totally relaxing experience I know.
I remember when I first started diving, being down about 80 feet on a Christmas morning in Mexico and I just stopped, realized where I was and what I was doing and, in that one moment, I was in a state of absolute peace. It was unreal. I had never felt that before.
I’ve done wreck dives, night dives, night wreck dives, cenote dives (which are like caves), and just plain open water dives. I’ve enjoyed them all, although the cenote was a little unnerving. I like the dives where there is no pressure to really do anything (like wrecks and cenotes) and prefer the tranquil reef dives, where it’s all just so beautiful. Especially if you get a nice current flowing, you just get neutral and float past it all. You can stay down almost forever on those dives.
You should really give it a try. It seems scary at first, because they hit you with all of the stuff that can go wrong, but as long as you don’t push the tables or act like an idiot, you are perfectly safe. And while I’ve tried to describe the feeling, there is nothing like actually taking a dive of your own.
When I was in Oki, I thought about getting a qual. A friend of mine was a divemaster, and offered to let me use one of his spare sets, to go down on a little familiarization dive, not deep, just go under, look around and get a feel for the gear, so that I can be more prepared for the qual.
I’m like HELL YEAH!
We go out and he helps me out, gives me the once over and then down we go (there is so much fodder already for a bunch of gay jokes in this) And it’s STUNNING! It’s almost like you see more under water than in open air (in clear water anyways) and the stuff that is under the surface is amazing.
We surface, and I decide I don’t wanna dive. The confusing sense of claustrophobia from pressure, and agoraphobia that comes with seeing on for ever, scared the shit out of me.
Well, I have nether scuba’d or jumped out of a plane. Don’t think I want to jump out of a plane. Flying scares me enough as it is. I have to get on a plane in a few days–tell me not to be scared.
WP I will stand aside and let you accomplish your hit goal on this blog.
But we need more than me and Wiser. I’m boring, and wiser has a tendency to overindulge in alcohol. NTTAWWT.
The confusing sense of claustrophobia from pressure,
It’s funny, but I am a bit claustrophobic myself, but I have only had that feeling when diving once, and that was when I forgot to wear my contact lenses. I couldn’t see more than 2 feet and suddenly, I got a little freaked. I almost aborted, but I didn’t want to ruin the dive for my dive buddy and I knew it was all going to be okay, so I brought myself under control and had a great time.
If you are at all interested, KC, you’ve at least got to try a familiarization dive. You might find yourself hooked. They are beyond safe and they don’t go below 30 feet or so, so you can always surface easily. Just be sure to do it somewhere like the Florida Keys or the Carribean. Like WP says, it’s stunning when it’s clear, but it sucks when the visibility is low.
As a comparison, I did my check-out dives in Long Island Sound. Visibility? 2″. that’s ” as in “inches.”
If I were the kinda guy who could be Force, I would have gotten into it, but I was too hated, shit, I was dumped for the UNIFORM inspection for MSG by my own commander. Thats on the page eleven.
I could have tolerated and in fact enjoyed diving, but every experience would have been an ex-post-facto enjoyment, even though the actual experience would have scared the shit out of me.
I’m neither claustrophobic (was in the spelunking club when I was in Highschool) nor am I Agoraphobic (well, my fear of heights is actually based on agoraphobia, but if I can touch something solid it fades)
But under water, the compression of irrational behavior is sudden, and complete.
It scared the shit out of me. Also, I don’t know, but I might be more sensitive to pressure than others. I am not affraid of flying, but my ears are torture.
Maybe my bitchiness about pressure is the real reason, I don’t know.
And without a dout, I still snorkeled a shitload in Oki though I didn’t dive.
The suboceanic is just as, if not more gorgeous than the desert.
But under water, the compression of irrational behavior is sudden, and complete.
That can be a serious problem. Down below 60 feet or so is a bad place to have an episode. You can seriously hurt yourself if you freak and shoot of for the surface.
That’s why my wife doesn’t dive. She had a problem during the lessons we took in a 12 foot pool. She quickly determined that if she couldn’t handle the deep end of a pool, she was not going to do well in the open ocean. She does snorkel and enjoys it, but it really isn’t the same for me. I dig all the gear and shit that goes along with it, so while snorkeling is close, I have seen some stuff that one would never see at the surface.
By older brother went to flight school while in the Marine Corps. He thought it was great and loved the whole process, including his test flights with the instructor. But after just one solo flight, he DORed (or whatever it’s called.) He just didn’t feel comfortable up there alone and realized that was probably not a great feeling to have while 30,000 feet in the air.
I snorkeled and my husband scuba’d in Cancun. We went in at the mouth of a river, so it was a mix of fresh and salt water fish and plants. It was stunning.
My son took some familiarization lessons at school and loved it. He sat down in the deep for 30 minutes, loving life. The boy is such a pistol I think scuba would be an interesting hobby for him–once he gets interested in anything, that is. What is it with teenage boys not giving a shit about anything and thinking they are all that?
The boy is such a pistol I think scuba would be an interesting hobby for him–once he gets interested in anything, that is.
Dive instructors get the hottest women. I’m just sayin’…. I wish I had known that when I was younger. Woulda a been a whole different career path for ol’ wiser.
When I would climb rocks, my friends would laugh so much about this.
When I’m on the face of a rock (never very significant, my highest rated was an 11b I think, and it was the only 11(I think I have the nomenclature correct) I could tackle, it just happened that that face fit my form of climbing) I move very confidently believieng the whole time that it’s going to be know problem. Not much hesitation, virtually know grunting unless I have to go (I think they call it) double diamond, meaning that you jump to the next grip, for a moment you are in the air HOPING, you can grab the next handle.
Anwyays, my friends would make fun of me, because we had a list of simple not very dangerous rocks that we would take new people too for practice, and I could scurry up these glorified boulders like it was nothing. But once I got to the top of just a little 20 or 30 foot face/boulder, I would lay down, cuz the sensation of that height would make my muscles shivver.
I dunno. Do we really want to cheat and attract trolls to the game? I mean, it’s not like it would be too tough, but the Kevlar would have to spend all that time cleaning up after them.
Instead, I think you and I need to slyly place links in all of our comments on the other sites we haunt, just to see if we can raise awareness of this lonely little blog.
Tell the truth, I don’t remember Wiser. I was planning on slipping random links inside of one of my novella’s about when I was in the Marines. Jedi-mind-tricking everyone into wondering what the hell I was linking.
The sad thing about how I got here is I simply clicked on Wiserbud’s name over on the moron blog ASSuming Wiserbud’s link would take me to his blog. I like his humor but I’m not cclicking on his name anymore.
The drawback is we have to excercise temperance. Else the scam gets old.
Every couple weeks we can get people to forget about this place, and then promote a deluge. But if we are lucky, we can be silly enough to get people, out of sheer moronic curiosity to come to the conclusion wiser came to some time ago.
you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.
Words of wisdom to be heard and practiced . . . . .in volume.
Personaly? I think that the BEST emotive musician of the last 40 years was Jim Croce.
“time in a bottle”
My roommate was an “artist” as in paint and palat shit, for a time.
He was a punk rocker (he was from I THINK berkely area originaly, and finaly los(or is it el?) banos, or whatever (the bathroom? I asked) “kinda” he said, I don’t know spanish.
His family was “well off” and even by my not at all well off standards I agree, that he is “only” well off” though he found prosperity, thanks to his mothers nuts, that bitch had nuts, in fact, I said that to her at his wedding. “which is your mother eric, is it this lady?” (of course I was right) “you Ma’am, have bigger balls that most Marines, that whole engine fixing thing! I can’t do it, though I do have testicles, just ask your daughter, please, ask your dauther, she’s HOT”, everyone laughed cuz they were prepared.
Unfortunately I lost that friend not because of HIS family, but because of his wife, who was as mundane as myself.
(I’m gonna be self pittying and somewhat preachy for a minute, so skip the next comment if you cant stand it.)
That night, the night of my friends wedding, _I_ was the only unit friend who went out of his way, I spent more than 2k in a weekend, only 3 months after I left service as an enlisted guy, to be in the presence of my friend, and his wife, who never looked so beautiful, she really did look stunning that day. TALL, almost as tall as my friend (6’plus, she was, and in heals. . . what?) and her broad body, accentuated her body, not her TYPE.
She was beautiful that day, and my friend Eric, it was the only time I would say I saw him smile in anything other than humor or irony.
Eric Smiled, not out of some manipulation of humor, but I think he actually saw his wife, and he smiled, not because he was laughing at my or nates, or some others jokes, he was smiling because, he new that he found joy, and though he couldn’t laugh, his face, for the first time lit up, with something like joyous laughter.
He was so proud, he wanted to laugh, but he was unfamilliar with it.
AAAACK!! WP, what are you doing?? Please don’t get banned anywhere I normally go. I would miss you and it kills me and ruins my reputation to admit it.
WP, I consider you my internet-son, as I’m old enough to be your Mother. That said, if I had any crazy, single, loyal, funny, conservative, intelligent female friends who lived close to Chicago, I would definitely hook them up with you.
I’m a nice guy, but a bit of a heart breaker, though I don’t realize it until I have established a platonic friendship after the end of the romantic one.
Back to the banning thing. If he did ban me, I had it coming, and can’t rightly complain, I was being a jackass, and needed to be set straight. I should have seen it coming (my crazy) I was building toward it the previous week. LauraW caught onto it earlier in the day.
A Friend got married, it was in one of those pissant chappels (chappel of flowers? or something like that?) in vegas. It was a small retinue, and me being me, who’da’thunk? didn’t have a date, like I’m gonna bring one of my cock sponges to something I find value in.
Anyways, I was given the camera’s. They knew I wouldn’t be teared up (which is wrong) and I wouldn’t be holding my girls hand, so everyone gave me their camera’s. So I was basicaly the photographer of an impromptu weddig in vegas.
Now, I have no respect, also I’m an atheist, so I have even lest respect.
I was told to take pictures of the wedding, the ceremony itself, and I took my job serious. I wanted to catch the husband looking lovingly at his wife as he recites his vows, and the bride as she hears them.
So I got up, and stood behind the priest performing the ceremony, and was leaning over his shoulder as he was offering the various forms, more than a few times using his shoulder to allow for a stable picture.
I had a couple of “up shots” making the bride and groom look like giants on their great day, but I was nudging the priest out of my way.
My friend said I took some great pictures, but they are hiding a bunch of others, because it’s hard to make a bride look beautiful when she is glaring at the guy behind the camera.
Still, a lot of good pictures. Ain’t my fault that the priest was Dicking up my angle.
Dave, I am a normal person, and it’s when my crazy takes control that I become the crazy wickedpintoy buffoon and it’s hard to control. crazy is crazy for a reason, if you know what I mean.
So I saw Elton John in concert the other night. Good show, but whoever was responsible for the sound or mixing of the guitar player should be beaten, then fired.
In both Saturday Night’s Alright… and Funeral for a Friend, the guitar needs to be just all-out raw power when he hits those chords (you know which ones I mean.) Instead it looked like someone playing air guitar. They about had the rafters shaking, then this nothing litle guitar that you could barely hear just limps in. Ruined both songs and, since this was near the end of the show, really left me less than impressed with the whole show.
Too bad. I really like Elton, especially since he played mostly his old stuff all night.
True story, I showed up a week late for my dorm room assignment, and my roomie (whom I did not know) was kinda pissed cause he thought he was gonna get the place to himself. So he sulked a bit, and finally decided to make some gesture of peace, and turned on his stereo and said “do you like Elton John”?
Heh, my first roomie would wake up in the middle of the night and piss right in the middle of the floor and then go back to sleep.
This went on for weeks and it was really disgusting.
After a particulary long night of drinking, I got all of the guys on our floor to piss in his dresser. Damn near filled the thing up. The next morning when my roommate found his sopping wet clothes, I told him that he did it. A few more nights of his stuff being covered in piss — shoes, book bag — he moved out and I got my own room. A stinky room, but mine.
Sorry Patty, you were probably a victim of poor aim.
You will probably get a response something like “OH! SHIT! I was aiming for wicked, sorry about that, now I’ll be right back, thanks for pointing that out patty” 🙂
Well crap. I just checked and I’m still banned. I think I have DHCP SO I’m going to try to reboot and see if I get a new IP address. Otherwise, I’ll see y’all on IB or here. SNIFF.
Hubby says my IP changes only about once a week. So that didn’t work.
Thanks to KC, WB and WP for saying nice things about me over at AOS.
I feel like Elizabeth must feel when Rosie stifles her. Not that I’m Elizabeth and not that Ace is Rosie. Please don’t tell him I put him in Rosie’s shoes; he’ll never unban me.
then again, my mother is a “small” person, and my brother is a “Person” and so, well, I don’t know how to judge my father, but, after tonight? I will not speak to him for several several weeks.
Lipstick it sounds like you’re going to have a great vacation.
WP, is what he did worth you being so upset? Life’s too short to waste it by letting someone ruin your attitude or giving you a bad day. Try to forget about it.
Kevlar, I hope you don’t mind me posting so much here. What a week I’ve had; WP makes me an honorary broken bitch and Ace bans me. I must be doing something right.
Are you kidding?! Patty Ann, you are welcome here. You balance things out. Hopefully someone will get to Ace and have him unban you. It was surely a mistake.
I want to hear all about Lipstick’s adventures since I have no life.
I took my first div ein the USVI (St. John’s) while on my honeymoon. It was too cool. We didn’t go deep, which meant we could stay down for quite a while My wife hated it, so she stayed on the boat and tanned.
Have an awesome trip and definitely give diving a try if you haven’t before. It seem scary at first, but it is really, really safe and all you need to do is keep reminding yourself that, unless you completely screw up, nothing will go wrong.
But even if it does, I couldn’t think of a better place to die. 🙂
Oops. Oh well. Good luck. Try not to pet the underwater critters.
I have to wear a bunch of that sh&t because I’m so pale, I need sunscreen in a rainstorm. And since I like to bike and hike in the summer, it gets really fun with SPF 8000 streaking down my face.
At least you accept that some things don’t change, WP. Anyone who spends their life thinking they can change or fix everything is delusional.
KevlarChick, I agree with you; I think I’ve just been caught up in the new comments thingy banishing machine.
Can somebody please get a message to Amish for me that his comments today “over there” have been my only entertainment and I especially liked his village-people-Amish?
Like I said wiser, I COULD dive, but there is something about diving that is so reminiscent of the last acts of a desperate dying individual.
Like I said again, scares the shit out of me. I COULD do it, and I could enjoy it once I surfaced, but still, never ending confusing terror of phobias that I don’t really have.
though, having snorkeled a lot, I can understand the beauty, of being underwater, if anyone can handle the pressure and the experience, I suggest you do it.
I remember once, diving down to spear a fish (we liked hunting our own food when we camped, cuz all of us had snorkeling gear, and we were in oki, really, if you can’t hand, or arm spear(whatever it’s called, basicaly a slingshot sorta spear attacked to the forearm?) a fish in oki? you are a retard) and I got caught in one of those little tidal streams.
theres a lot, LOT LOT LOT of coral around oki (should try oki as a dive spot sometime wiser, being a US citizen and if you know someone who resides on base you can get lodging, GOOD lodging for next to nothing. 32 bucks for a 2 bedroom? can you beat that?) and thats why snorkeling and diving is so popular there. The drawback is that everyonce in a wile, you are retarded (like I and 2 other friends were.) Diving into a “sink” I think is what they are called, and then as you either dive or surface, you get caught by the currents and they throw you into the narrow valley like openings of the surface coral.
we were battered little bitches by the time we got to the serface, thank god we were all good swimmers, (well 2 good swimmers, the other was a decent swimmer, but decent enough) who knew that it’s worth breathing water if you exhale water the next breath.
(Um, the inhale exhale water thing is complicated, but it has something to do with what most think of as lifeguard training, though not really that much)
We surfaced, and I thought it was awesome, but noone would do a freedive like that with me, and I’m not retarded enough to do it alone.
But the Scuba cats? they have to think of that ALL THE FRIGGEN TIME! at least if they are only moving in small groups.
Yea! Ace sent Pixy the okay to un-ban me. I had no idea just knowing I *could not* comment would be so taxing on me. I’m probably going to be too stressed out to comment for 3 to 4 days now. Sure…
Nothing was said about malware to me, just that Ace wasn’t around much and saw my emails this afternoon and Pixy will be unbanning me. That is all I know.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking
him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” “Oh no,”
I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either!”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ” I
said, “No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!”
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?” “No, I don’t,” I said.
He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”
“No,” I said
He looked at me and said, “Then, why do you even give a shit?”
Why do I have this self-destructive need to poke the bear like that? What personal demons am I battling that forces me to attack my friends in this way? Am I really that insufferably mean or do I just like stirring the pot?
Just want to cross-post this here, as I found their honesty absolutely incredible:
I’ve been in Denver for the last few days. When I arrived, it was 65 degrees and beautiful. When I woke up yesterday morning, it was like a blizzard had hit the town. Today was again approx. 60 degrees and beautiful, melting all of yesterday’s snow away.
In the local paper, they had a story about how the storm hit about 8 hours earlier than the “experts” expected and stayed longer than they thought it would. A couple of quotes that amazed me:
“The reason for the almost eight-hour miss was the problem of forecasters choosing among differing computer models.”
“Two nights ago, it was giving us quite a bit of rain, and that didn’t happen.”
“With inconsistent reports from various models, meteorologists based their final forecasts on experience.”
If they can’t predict a snowstorm accurately within one or two days, how the fuck can we trust their predictions for the next 50 or 100 years?
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
It’s about Jenna Jameson.
I so so many places to go with that quote, I’m not gonna bother. I woulda figured some of our friends would have been all over that thing.
I just acquired a copy of Roger Waters in concert from June, 2000. It is amazing. His band is amazingly tight. They do Pink Floyd about 1000 times better than the current version of the band does.
Absolutely incredible.
He is coming to Hartford this summer. I wish I knew someone who was as into Roger Water as I was. My wife isn’t, so she wouldn’t enjoy herself at the show. Same with Genesis.
Oh, well, at least I have a huge-screen TV. Probably better than actually being there anyway.
While working at an assembly plant, one of the guys I liked, almost got shitcanned, and he said something like “I don’t know why, I just sometimes feel as though I’m gonna miss something big.”
Before anyone could respond, I said “Pink Floyd ain’t shit without roger waters, the beatles are not gonna get back togher, and who the EFF cared about Frank Sinatra to begin with.”
Dead silence, because of my seaming non-sequitor, and then the older woman friend, who was also a supervisor started laughing.
“yeah (wickedpinto) I guess there are no more big things coming anytime soon”
I am giving Genesis a pass, because I refuse to pay $200 a ticket to hear Abacab live. But if Gabriel was joining them, I wouldn’t miss it.
I saw Peter a few years ago at the Meadowlands. When he fell backward into the audience, instead of the usual “passing him around over their heads” bit, he was instead swallowed up and mauled by the crowd. Two security guards had to jump in and pull him out of the crowd. His suit was nearly entirely ripped off his back.
I doubt he ever did that schtick again in NY or NJ.
I have a peter Gabriel bootleg from a show right after he left Genesis. Its ok. It could have been great but he did this weird thing with his voice that sounded very…sheep like. It was odd. He does do an amazing job of “Here Comes the Flood” though. Two of them actually. He opens and closes the show with it.
Im not a big Genesis fan myself. I like the Musical box and a few others and thats about it.
Gabriel is all into the World Beat type music. Whacko stuff.
And what’s up with ticket prices? My friend spent at least $400 for us to see Prince in Vegas, and I’ll be damned if Prince didn’t pull the old “you must cheer loudly for me to do an encore” shit.
Fuck that. I didn’t even waste a drop of propane from my Bic to get that boy to come back out and sing more. I stood there thinking “at $200+ a pop, that cat should be out here thanking us and playing like a sweating maniac for at least 90 minutes.”
I’ve been out of town so just now catching up here. WP thinks I’m too easy? I read Ace, Dave in TX, Blog Idaho, Goldstein, Collins, and now KevlarChick. That isn’t easy, that’s psychotic.
I think Dr4 is joking, but Dr4?
That is an ansii graph, that is a nude woman from neck to thighs.
however this particular format doesn’t allow for blank characters to fill space.
WP, I was just *glancing in WiserBud’s direction* except my nose is smaller and my mouth is prettier than his. And you are correct about the leading blank spaces disappearing when I used the Alt numbers for the symbols.
That is all.
If only you knew just how funny that is. Check out the Fat Rant thread at Innocent Bystanders for some background. Then pray that KC doesn’t know where you live. 🙂
I’m not sure I get what you’re saying, Pinto. Lauraw and Kevlarchick are two different people and OEbrS is Amish/”random letters.” Where did he say Laura and KC are the same person?
She can be pretty quick with the ban-stick, unless you watch yourself. Ask Pinto. 😉
Honestly, I don’t think she knows how, but I’m sure that wouldn’t stop her from recruiting some help, if the need arises.
I was more worried about myself today, to be honest. But now that Nice Deb has effectively compared her to Ms. O’Donnell, I think I may have moved out the top spot on her sh*t list.
Now, if only she would forgive and forget about that one time I had a little too much to drink. I mean, I paid for the shoes! Seriously, What’s the statute of limitations on that, anyway?
No, I was just giving KC a hard time earlier today when she made a comment about how she had put on a few pounds over the winter. (Hey, who doesn’t?)
She threatened to shoot me, I was running and tossing Mallomars and you asked if I was being chased by Rosie O’Donnell. You were funnier than I think you knew you were being.
What kinda heat might that be? I fell in love with my new 45 this last weekend. The textured trigger makes for one hell of a blister after about 50 rounds, but you damn sure won’t loose your grip.
I will not ban any of you–I’d need a tech butler for that. Besides, this is fun.
And I am not lauraw. Please. Who came up with that silliness?
I don’t actually own a gun yet. I have to try a few on and look in the mirror while wearing them. You all know how it is. Except wiser who is dressed by his mom.
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE!!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!
ummm, I mean, that’s not true. I have been dressing myself for years. My mom just does a quick check on all the buttons and zippers and stuff, then makes sure that the crotch isn’t hanging too low.
Ok, that last part’s a little weird, but hey, whatta ya gonna do? It’s my mom, ya know?
KC, be sure to get the pearl-handled one just in case ya wanna wear it for Easter.
Thanks for not banning me.
Oh, and I have a Colt .357 magnum. Love my gun.
Awesome indeed. Were those FMJ’s or Federal personal defense rounds? I’m taking the Arizona CCW class in a couple weeks and I’ve been been looking for some heavy artillery for my hand cannon.
But really, who needs a handgun when looks can kill?
Pearl handled sounds slippery Patty Ann. I have sweaty palms. I probably need big fat rubbery grips. When I fired the .38 with the polished wood grip I almost dropped the little bugger.
.357 Magnum?!! That’s some Harry Callahan metal there.
I shot my dad’s Colt Blackhawk in .357 when is was very young. I suspect that may be a large part of why I’m still breaking myself of flinching to this day.
If we’re talking ludicrously powerful “handguns”, an old neighbor talked my dad into shooting one of these (or very similar, and in 7mm Mag if I remember right) scoped for deer hunting. He nearly knocked himself senseless with the scope when it went off and leapt up off the bench.
That’s odd… A link that really isn’t a link. I must have missed something. Leta’me try that again.
And I think WP is going to have to give up on the 1000 (or worse million) comment goal. I don’t think wordpress is made to deal with that many comments.
Let me make this clear. I think he really doesn’t like me. I don’t care, I find him entertaining, and don’t really feel one way or the other with him.
So, since I sense that he doesn’t like me, I am promoting an online conflict between the two of us, but I can’t goad him into it, cuz he’s just OH so above it, with his love appreciation of GG FRIGGEN ALLEN?!?!?!?!
No, really, I think jack is flogging hilarious, and when I make the “screw jack” comments? it’s really just to draw him out.
I also think jack is a good guy, not an outright hypocrite, I just pick fights (that he ignores) because I think that we aren’t that far from eachother in basic ideology.
Really, I mean that. It’s a JOKE fight on my part, and I wanna see how much jack actually believes it’s a real one.
The immediate goal is 1K comments by years end, preferably 2.5K.
I want KC to get a sitemeter, and I want her to have 1 million views.
Those are my honest goals, however if I am denied, I will reach for the moon, and force the situation, I will have WordPress Crash with EVERY viewing of KC’s comments section, in the hopes that I get my million.
I’m not crazy, I TELL YOU, I TELL YOU I AM NOT INSANE!!!
Hmmm… tank-slagging firepower, or sterility from having radioactive material in the general vicinity of my junk for extended periods? That’s a tough call.
I’m here, had a connectivity issue, fixed it, shortly after my toenails were removed with the use of garage tools.
The hollidays make me crazy, and I’m not alone in that, so once I fixed connectivity, I didn’t want to lay any shit on anyone, then we got the anna and imus deluge, and I went dormant, playing Civ 4.
I’m still here patty. Your resident lunatic is still active.
Anyone know why I suddenly am getting violent nose bleeds?
I litteraly am gushing blood, and then it stops, then gush, then stops.
It’s not a wound thing, it’s wierd, and makes me think of diabetics, and my brother who had a major sinus problem brought about by a freakish distortion of his upper palate.
ain’t been gushing for a day or two now, but really, kinda bizzare, to be brushing your teeth, thinking your gums are a mess (cuz I drink) only to have blood pouring out of your nose like my head was a fucking silver tea service in an english aristocrats household.
WP, glad you’re okay. If by okay I mean gushing buckets of blood. Seriously, go get a check up. That is not normal in any discussions of bleeding I’ve ever had on the internet.
WP your nosebleeds might be due to the weather. Really. I get them in winter when the first cold snap comes. The inside air is very dry, messes with my sinus, etc. Then the nosebleeds start. After awhile they quit.
Maybe the last cold snap set your sinuses off again.
I smoke, and on very rare occasions(benders) I smoke enough and am irresponsible enough to be a little raspy, and if I don’t quit eventually I will prlly flogging die from it. That said.
Who’s the advertising genius at my particular brand of cigarette’s company that sends a flogging harmonica to someone who is commiting slow suicide through asphyxiation?
Even if I could play the harmonica I could only do it for about 20 seconds, then I will pass out, come too and require another cigarette.
KC, try that when I’m gonna actually be around and ooooooo, you are soooo gonna get complimented. I mean, complimented with abject malice, if you know whut I’m sayin; and I think that you do……
You know? I played my first RPG on my comodore vic 20. and that game was Zork I.
I am much more comfortable with keystrokes, this whole point and click culture pisses me off, thats why I left my trained profession. It was overly infantilized. Give me a greasy elbow at low pay over a pristine pinky anyday.
If you need individuals to do a job, let those individuals do their flogging job, don’t tell the customers that it’s just a few clicks away.
ARGH ARGH ARGH.
I though I could get into the fealing of guest commenting on mesa’s whorish blog in a near instant, but, the layered menu’s and the invalid clicking is pissing me off.
I don’t smoke (mostly because of the nearly $500/pack rate right now), but my wife was a social smoker at parties and the like who quit when she decided she wanted to have a chld.
Now after you kiss your lovely wife your gullet will taste like ash, because everyone NOW knows that smoking cigarettes prevents building collapse via global warming 🙂
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if you don’t know what I mean, just do a “file source” click on any block or in fact any webpage with a link you have ever come across. Might take some digging, but well, it’s really quite easy to find if you know what you are looking for.
Since Wiser came up with the idea of using your hot, high volume blog as an archive for great comments, I just figured I would join in that tradition, by insuring that there is an easy access to all who are interested for this post.
I know it’s not a comment, it’s actually a post, and a news story, but this is the first news story (probably the only one) that I read on the net that made me cry like a little girl who just had her favorite doll broken by the boy she has a crush on.
It also looks as though a “Recent Jordanian Immigrant” wanted to take on the St. Louis Metropolitan Police. ,a href=”http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/764FDFAF7EC928C4862572C5000D37B0?OpenDocument”>It didn’t go his way.
BTW, you know that Mesa has admin access, so it’s basicaly just he and I trading barbs, thats why it’s called “beefcake blog,” I’d figure I’d give him that win, since he already said I eat puppy sandwiches.
You would have been so proud of me. Cranky asked where the link was for Mesa’s blog over at Ace’s. I commented at Ace’s with “Cranky, here’s a link” and linked to KC blog.
On KC blog my comment that is awaiting moderations says “Cranky, if you’re here, here is the link to Mesa’s blog. I must have accidentally pasted the wrong one in my comment at Ace’s.” and then I linked Absolute Moral Authority.
Man, when one little chink in your armor gets messed up…
What does it mean when a group of people who met on bigger blogs start to exploit ever smaller and more exclusive blogs?
I mean; right now we’re here, right? And yet there are probably over a dozen other smaller sites that some of us frequent that some others know nothing about.
Is this a refining process, where our blog personalities get more and more specialized?
Or are these other blogs merely tributaries to another place where we, as little blog-droplets, will coalesce again?
Or are we simply falling away and scattering to the four winds?
Only time will tell, and it goes by so fast on these here innertubes.
Actually, I think it’s healthy for a narrower group of people to meet on smaller and smaller “splinter” sites. The reason being one person may indeed know a site nobody else does, link to it, and open it up for others.
Hell, I didn’t start hitting the blogs until May 2004. Before that, I only went by what I read on Drudge and sites like msnbc.com. It wasn’t until Drudge and msnbc.com were linking to sites like RCP, Powerline, Polipundit, Malkin, LGF and the old Redstate.org. I read those during the runup to the 2004 election. I didn’t even discover AoSHQ until mid 2005. I linked to it from another blog (I forget who at this point). Anyway, AoS led me to places like Anklebitingpundits, Goldstein, Deadspin for sports, IMAO and Iowahawk, and eventually IB.
LauraW? This place? is for “the ‘shine” mesa and my place is for the two fingers tequilla, michaels is for the bombay, maybe the limoncello (it’s actually rather exotic, not a shooter, at least not in the way rosie and danny depicted it. It’s supposed to be drank with bruschetta’s and shit at lunch, one at a time)
Aces’s place is the guild of thieves, and from their we have established our own alliances, and we chose which to accept.
KC’s is the most exclusive, so how about you stop judging us? you Blogist!
Hey, if PA is doing this kind of fine work (sans the link this time, PA…tsk, tsk, tsk) on the sites we know about, just imagine what she is saying at places that we don’t haunt…
Uh… I’m just back to finally say hey if that’s still cool. So, um, “Hey.”
Haven’t visited for a hundred comments or so – when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night. If I were so inclined, I’d go back to wherever I left off & read all the comments…
From the last few posts, I see “two fingers” & think maybe this isn’t a mixed company blog that I should be visiting??? If you’re talking two fingers of nice bourbon, cool.
BTW – what’s up with the timestamp? Is KC a neighbor of Pixy or something? It’s not the 3rd yet, is it?
I guess it was more like 2 or 3 of you in some kind of competition to see who could trick the other into clicking over, so you don’t get all the credit.
Or blame, whichever the case may be. I haven’t decided yet.
My brother when he went to Saudi during the first gulf war, with the assistance of some of his friends, smuggled in licquor and the booze he smuggled was “2 fingers tecquilla” becuase it looks EXACTLY like a Lox tank.
My brother was just put on the list for promotion to Captain in the Army. As his reward, he gets to go play in The Sandbox come June. He said the thing he’ll miss the most while gone is the booze. I’m cool with respecting others’ religious traditions (don’t drink water in front of Good Guy Iraqi Soldiers in Ramadan and the like), but c’mon! These guys and gals are risking their lives Why not let them have a bit of bootleg booze?
I love the blog-in-a-thread thing, though it’s hard to catch up when the threads get huge. Blog Wisconsin passed a thousand a month ago, and is still limping along.
OK – when I said “hard to catch up” I meant “hard to care enough to catch up” and when I said “love the blog-in-a-thread thing” I meant “find it quirky enough to check in once in a while.”
What exactly do you call it when you start a blog as a starting point for organizing your thoughts in. Then you find other things to do instead of writing your thoughts in the blog. Then you maneuver someone else to write things in your blog. I know there has to be a name for this. Or if there isn’t, we should hastily invent one.
by the way, a truly learned and experienced wily person would have surreptitiously placed a link in a comment in which she posits such a cryptic question.
Did you know when AnyWebCam started, to raise operating funds, they offered cheap lifetime memberships? Endless entertainment. Almost as much as Innocent Bystanders.
I once considered looking into the webcam world, but then saw some of the freaks that were out there and decided to just keep on walking. There are some things in life I just do not need to experience.
Plus, I don’t like most of the people I am forced to interact with. Why would I try to increase the number of annoying whackjobs that I would be exposed to?
wiser, yes, there are a lot of whackjobs out there. There is also entertainment. Pick and choose.
I guess you never want to see my subfolder, “Fruits & Vegetables”?
I’m thinking that we slow down on the comments enough so that we are close enough to hit 1000 on 12/31/07. That way I’ll have something exciting to do on New Year’s Eve this year.
Since WP selfishly grabbed the #500 post, I would be happy to help get comments close to 1,000 and let you capture the 1,000 on New Year’s Eve. Then we can celebrate by raising a glass to KC. (If I’m awake)
Friends send me stuff and every once in a while I manage to copy, paste, and post them.
Nice Deb’s picture ened up in my Not-Quite-But-Almost-Porn folder. That picture should have been made into a poster. Farrah who? There’s a country song playing on the radio these days that has a line in it like “I remember Mama before she was Mama.” I’m imagining the IB ladies are all in that real respectable (and still hot now) mode but Good Lord did they ever inspire every teenage boy’s fantasy life.
cranky, I had a lot of laughs at your site. Thanks!
KC, as someone who has a blog that has influenced others to post many, many topic-less comments on such blog, coy is not a word I would ever associate with you. Or WickedPinto, for that matter. Or wiserbud. Or me.
Oh, forget it.
I will be honest DiT, I was waiting for the joke the whole time.
I was waiting for the whole,
“but lorretta, my darling, as gods light grants us our love, and as my every thought is upon you, I hope you aren’t whoring yourself out to mike in my absence, you know I always thought mike was a lowlife wussbag, so if you fuck him, you can die die die, in the most horrible way. Here I am at war, protecting this union from which we have all prospered from, and it is important, and required of me by god and my own will that I protect it, btw did I ever mention that little sullivan looks a lot like that piece of shit cowhand mike? So help me, if you cheat on me bitch. . . .”
The rest can be easily ascertained. Instead, I got a real sentimental link.
I’ve been in a weird mood for the last couple weeks. Don’t know whats going on with me, I can usually tap into some entertaining crazy at the drop of a hat.
This blog makes me ashamed that I haven’t posted on my own blog in over a month. EXTRA! EXTRA! Did you know the Iranians released those British sailors?
who do YOU think the cool kids are!?!?! I will have you know that at least one of us soils ourselves each weak!! after a major bender!!! (well, okay, by “at least one of us” I mean me, but anyways!!!)
wiserbud, sometimes your lifestyle saddens me. It’s so close to mine.
In related, sad news, kevlarchick, I am sorry but I’m going to be changing my link from here over to the kitty blog. Wickedpinto made me an author there and I cannot deal with split loyalties.
Patty, patty, patty. How dare you? Don’t you understand the game here? We must support this blog, if for no other reason than it is the best blog on the whole damm ‘net! Simple, uncomplicated, easy to keep up with, no fear of banning for going off-topic. Hell, can you ask for a better place than this to just, ya know, hang?
Plus, we only have about 6 full months to go to push the baby over 1000 comments. Then we can start reassessing our business model. But you can’t change horse in mid-stream.
Remember where your loyalties lie and never forget your friends.
hehehehe, though back to the AOS comment thread talking about food and branches of service, not only did geoff serve, he GOT served, most likely by a “person, little 1 each”
I always hit on the wimmins, it makes the wimmins feel good, but if it goes on too long, or seems genuine then it creates an uncomfortable environment. So I move from direct gender flattery to general flattery of non sexual references.
By praising the way in which KC is handling her raucous brood, I’m offering praise, while simultaneously maximizing the ridiculous nature of my more specific “sexual” like flattery.
I don’t know if I’m always been able to articulate it, but I’m pretty good at being a manipulator. Thats why I don’t like authority positions. It’s too easy for me.
Why dave? Am I always the dancing monkey? shouldn’t you start cranking the box so that I could. .. . .
I’m just Effing with you.
Nah, Really, look at that past several months, wickedpinto hasn’t been the wickedpinto most think of. I’m actually a normal and nice guy, and I was “wickedpinto” in that way at those times for exactly the reasons I just described about my ability to manipulate people.
Kinda sucks actualy, I’d almost rather be that insane loser, than who I am, but I’d much rather be the person I am than the manipulative prick I am, or the rotten prick I start with.
I believe I have said “when interacting with people, put your worst foot forward, then turn on the charm” or something like that. If you can overcome a bad first impression? you can slaughter villages and still come off as a prince.
hey, wiserbud, cranky has some good jokes on his blog. I’ll have to go see if I can find it’s address. Not that your joke wasn’t good or anything, heavens to murgatroid, I’d never say that to you.
There seem to be a couple of very bored buddies here. Sic’em, NiceDeb.
And if they are this bored, they should go check out the latest slam on “General” Gleeen Greeeeenwald over at WuzzaDem
PattyAnn is being nice to me . Been a couple weeks, guess I should look for something to copy and paste. Or just run up the comment count here.
WP, that Happy Memorial Day and Happy Veterans Day thing is weird to hear. I’m thinking of friends of mine that aren’t here anymore and the last thing I am is happy. Memorial Day and Veterans Day to me are somber days. I’m glad those guys lived. I’m sorry that they’re gone.
Switching topics: what is a geriatric bikini babe? Bea Arthur? Helen Thomas? Am I completely wrong?
Cranky, it has to do with thewickedpinto.wordpress.com.
It’s basicaly me, mesa, wiser, patty, and deb picking on eachother.
One time mesa changed the blogroll to nicedeb.wordpress.com’s description to read something like “Bikini Babes Gone Wild??!!!”
Then NiceDeb got all touchy, so mesa (I think it was mesa) referencing a previous joke, changed it to “geriatric bikini babe.”
Just go to NiceDeb’s place, and look for the picture of her on an innertube. As in inside a tire, not as in the “intertubes” which we are talking on at this very moment.
NiceDeb, I’m here to help, your pagehits are pretty good considering the nature of it’s blog pimping.
Damn, WP is getting death threats? You’ve hit the big time dude! What’s with the combination of “nice” and “deb” if she is making death threats. Seems like the “nice” needs to be striken from that name.
Oh, yeah. I remember now. The bathing beauty in the innertube in the pool. And the source of the ‘nice’ appelation. That right there is the cause of global warming.
I’m getting death threats from someone who authors at my own “blog.”
And you know deb well, It isn’t so much “nicedeb” as much as “niiiiiiiiiiice” deb (southpark “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPlfEP_n_lc&mode=related&search=) doesn’t matter cuz KC blocks links. (I might be responsible for that. Sorry about the “crazy bitch” scandal)
Is anyone here planning to get an iPhone? Personally, I’ve never been all that excited about the whole iPod craze, but the phone looks pretty cool.
Of course, I can’t wait to hear about the first idiot who gets into trouble and can’t make a call, because he ran down his batteries playing Bejeweled.
There? you mean why your previous comment didn’t have the url link?
It’s cuz everything resets if you change the name, cuz more than one person can be using the ip, so you have to highlight and pass through the e-mail and the url link.
If you mean on your/our blog, then I have no clue.
Shit, I’m still a Motorola I710. I could upgrade, but why bother? It’s small enough, it was more than cheap enough when I took it for a test run, and I haven’t bothered to upgrade.
If you need something even smaller, but more powerful in your pants while trying to express yourself, then you are lacking both size and power.
(Did I just semi-paraphrase Franklin?)
When I’m prosperous I will piss away money on toys like that, but at the moment, other than my CPU (2.6 gig actual amd, 3.2 (I think) test clock speed) I don’t have anything that is less than. . . .9 years old.
Early adopters are retards, I apologize to the well educated retards who are early adopters.
For some reason Deb and Patty don’t like being called geriatric, and the mention of “aleve” and “capsaicin” and such.
Because we don’t need “aleve” and “capsaicin” and such. If I haven’t worn out my God-given gifts, it has not been from a lack of invitation or a lack of trying. You, on the other hand (she said hand!) just basically, to quote WP, “need something even smaller, but more powerful in your pants while trying to express yourself”. And you’re young! I think there’s nothing else to be said.
In fact, a few moths ago, I wanted to do an animated picture of John Kerry windsurfing through an area in the Middle East that had been flooded, instead of just a snapshot ( I don’t have the picture anymore, but it was pretty well received when I lined it at AoS.) I thought it would have been hilarious, but I wasn’t motivated enough to learn how to do it. Maybe I’ll save the idea for another time.
So, I’m getting ready to go to sleep and fantasizing about nibblers being slaughtered and stewed up, and as I reach into my pants, I realize that that might be considered “kinky” for some reason.
I think that his articulation of Iraq was a little weak as well as softened by the clear injection of the interviewers own opinion into the response of the first answer on the subject, but in everything else, I liked it.
I’m listening to The Elders per Nice Deb’s recommendation. Now I think I’ll go wash my balls and go to work for a few hours. Thanks to both Nice Deb and Wickedpinto.
I’m thinking about going with the crew look again myself. Been letting my mane get a little unruly, and while I have a decent wave to it, it’s just too gay.
Sorry, I shouldn’t have intruded in your girl talk.
OH MY GOD! I ENGAGED IN GIRL TALK!!!
Quick wiser, get me a beer bong, a dirt bike and an octagon.
My son grew his hair out over his eyes. I got tired of watching him toss his head just too see clearly. Apparently he did too. Got the high and tight buzz yesterday and promptly sunburned his head.
My hair has been short for at least 20 years; off my neck and just touching my ears. I’ll never go back. I’m not into hair maintenance. I think if I had the balls (staying on the topic of balls), I would go even shorter. But folks would think I was a boy. I’ve been asked more than once if I’m the “babysitter” when I’m out with my kids.
Cranky, your blog’s comment thingy isn’t working. I’ve been trying to comment at your site to tell you I hope you’re feeling better after your accident.
JUST last night he said he was going to see if he could get into his barber and get his hairs cut today.
I said, “Will you have him cut it real short like the time before last? That looks nice.”
He said, “Right, like you get your hair done the way I like it?”
I said, “HUH?”
He gave me crap about how it wasn’t ‘long’ like he likes it anymore. So, I guess I might as well have cut it shorter, because according to him, even this is too short.
I am sorry. But if he thinks I’m going back to having a mop of heavy hair down to my ass, he is smoking large crack rocks.
Nicedeb, I just looked and there wasn’t anything in the spam bucket or in the Dashboard being moderated. I just tried to comment on the Blonde joke someone sent me and it worked. Maybe I changed something and don’t remember. Had a CAT scan yesterday to see if something had gotten knocked loose.
Hard to concentrate and the medications knocked me silly. Did I write something somewhere about getting hit? Joking aside, I really don’t remember doing that.
The guy I hit said my truck looked like it was thrown up into the air and then came down on his left rear bumper. The lady who hit me was doing about 45 mph according to the police report. None of the insurance companies, including my own, want to talk to me now because I was hurt. That’s what I call customer service. It has been almost 24 hours since they said someone will call you within the hour. 8(>
I was the creme filling in that three-car cookie. Don’t know about the CAT scan. My doctor called and left a message saying she wouldn’t leave a message. I have something with codeine, hydroco-something, in it but I have to go get a haircut and do some grocery shopping before I take anything. Old movies sounds like a great idea. High Noon with Garry Cooper is on right now.
Then there is always Open Range on DVD to fall back on too.
Military hospital with a telephone menu from hell. Nobody there on the weekends and she called me close to 6 pm Friday. I didn’t see the light blinking until 6:30. No direct number — I tried.
Forgot laundry detergent back to the store then some sleepy time courtesy of Mr. Codeine.
Yeah cranky, All the insurance crap pisses me off. My ma’s had a heart attack and has had to deal almost every day with insurance company’s that send 15 page letters to her about her treatments and follow-ups.
Yeah thats just what an older woman who just had a heart attack needs, to deal with insurance company’s who stress her out. Good on you insurance!
lauraw, I wasn’t intentionally mocking you (it just worked out that way). When you said “I know I know, but he asks so little” I assumed you were wearing it the way he prefers rather than your own preference to please him.
You might as well cut it shorter and make ME happy.
cranky, hope you suffer no long-term effects. Heal up.
Well, my insurance company is now 54 hours past the time they said they would return my call. This is turning into so much fun I can barely stand it.
The meds are kinda nice though except for the side effect weird dreams like the one in which I was attacked by a bunch of house cats. Why couldn’t I have a weird dream in which I’m attacked by Jessica Alba and Jennifer Anniston?
You should call the insurance co. back as soon as possible, since they’re probably waiting for some bullshit date to elapse so they don’t have to honor your claim.
Take the rep’s name, and write down the time and date. They do keep records of conversations that they can review.
I am a former insurance agent. Like 50% of the inhabitants of Connecticut.
nicedeb, I just took off the “must insert name and email” thingy from the dashboard and I think that was the last of the restrictions on comments. I don’t understand it.
All the insurance people called me today — at about the same time too. The other driver’s insurance company is assuming liability so my insurer is stepping to the side. My insurer did prepare an estimate on the repair bill that was higher than Farmers’ estimate. I am supposed to receive a check in a few days. Anything over the estimate is being picked up by Farmers and they are taking care of the rental car bill also.
Medical stuff is different though. I’m supposed to tell them when I am finished seeing doctors about the accident and they will send me a lump sum payment, missed wages (I’m salaried so I wonder how that works out), out of pocket medical, and pain and suffering. How do they determine pain and suffering?
I’m keeping notes lauraw, just like you said. Not the last time I was in Conneticut, but shortly before Desert Storm I got recalled at Thanksgiving and I’m hustling back to my base thinking we’re going to war and I got stopped on I95 for doing 78 in a 65 I guess. They cut me some slack on the speed so I wouldn’t get a reckless driving citation which lowered my bill to $180. Nice uniforms your state troopers have in Connecticut. Plus she was plenty cute for a cop.
PattyAnn, even I can’t comment. I think I’ll let the domain registration die and just put one up on WordPress. Mostly the blog thing is just an easy place to store links to blogs I visit ocassionally or more often.
Of course, I can’t remember my WordPress ID or password either. I musta bumped my head.
2 mainpages at Ace’s and a cross-link via Ace from Allah. In about 5 hours.
Thats good stuff, If only I had a teenage kid to do research for me, Thats it, I’m adopting a kid, and shackling him to a computer until I get an instalanche!
My daughter Becky found that because, she and her older sister, and their friends are Big Will Ferrell fans, and love his Harry Caray impersonation. So she found that at youtube when she was actually looking for Will Ferrell, watched it, and showed it to me several weeks ago.
I wanted to post it right away but was having trouble posting videos through youtube, and just gave up.
When I finally figured out another way to post videos (I really am so GREEN) I remembered that one and posted it. It took a few days for people to really notice it, though.
Back when we lived in SoCal, my wife took acting classes at this small, weird little theater in Orange County. She ended up getting a part in one of their plays. The narrator in the play, who didn’t manage to get an actual acting part? Will Ferrell.
She says that he was hilarious during rehearsals, always cracking jokes using his narrator’s microphone.
I forget the award that he recieved back when, but in his acceptence speech I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off for thanking his wife cuz she has a great tight little ass. He even made the two hands gripping gesture.
No sharks. But we caught a darling stingray. Of course we set the little angel free immediately. Lots of swimming in and getting beat up by the ocean. My kid actually used my beloved blade to cut up squid and shrimp to bait his nasty hooks. I will leave the blade as it is, polluted and germy. Good for bad guys.
Still can’t get used to that salt water taste. Ick! And lord what it does to my hair and skin; I was gritty all week. But no makeup, bra, shoes, or jewelry for a week. Nice tradeoff.
In a car accident yesterday, had the snot knocked out of me, given some serious medications and I’ve gotten tagged by Nice Deb. What did I do to deserve this chain of calamaties?
My answers:
Tagging Questions:
1) Name your favorite band and sin…
If wiser ever stops swimming his laps, he might be able to offer up something worth reading here.
Most everyone knows I’m out of stuff right now, or rather, I just can’t motivate myself to write anything acceptable, and now wiser is occupied with his pic’s and his updates, he’s sluffing.
I can’t find the bob and tom, or the mancow performances, which are actually even more funny, cuz the “F” instead of the word, is actually more entertaining in my opinion.
Being absolutely and horribly crude, while trying to ACT all proper because you say “eff” instead of the actual word is a good mix, but I can’t find a link to it.
Okay, this is kinda disturbing, and really makes me question the morality of Youtube.
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Did you mean: “I want off your sister”?
No Videos found for ‘”I wanna eff your sister”‘
So I clicked the “I want to off your sister” link, and I get
“No Videos found for ‘”I want off your sister”‘”
So, there are no videos in the search for “I want to off your sister” but the youtube meta EXPECTS one?
I’m thinkin it was a Glock 26 instead of the 19. You know how light the damn things are with their plastic frames, they jump in my hand. The run of the mill 1911A1 hardly moves at all when I fire.
Oh, you’re probably reading more into it than is necessary, although let’s face it, it is cool to be able to say we were a sovereign nation for 10 years…
Texans of the day, Sam Houston included, rightly believed becoming part of the United States sealed Mexico from future claims. You’ll recall the US paid the government of Mexico 15MM for all territories lost, and another 7MM later in the Gadsden Purchase. No way Texans were going to be able to come up with all that jack on their own.
I’m thinking about caving into mesa’s hornyness and maybe getting something from pixy.
I’m thinking japanimation, I haven’t dug up this weeks, I have some in the queue but they don’t motivate right now, so I’m thinking of some of the more classic japanimation. Maybe a clip from vampyre hunter or something. The drawback to that, is I can’t give links to the entire movie and stuff, but I think many have seen most of them. Like fist of the northstar and stuff.
Japanese I have learned from watching anime (I’m making up the spellings here):
hayaka: Hurry!
masaka: No way, or It Can’t Be!
so ka: I See [always said weightily]
joto mateo: Wait a Minute!
Yokai: Aye-Aye!
komenesai: I’m Very (Deeply) Sorry
ja na: See ya!
kawaii: Cute
Pretty close geoff, at least on the ones I recognize.
hayaka: Hurry!
Is Haiyaku
so ka: I See [always said weightily]
is “Soo ka” actually it might be “shiyoo” but that is really just for consistancy in roomanji “o” is “oh” but a double “oo” is “oh-ooh” thats probly always weighty, but the translation is close enough.
joto mateo: Wait a Minute!
Chotto Matte Yo.
komenesai: I’m Very (Deeply) Sorry
Gomen nasai, the litteral translation is odd,but I cant remember what it is, kinad like how “excuse me” “sumimasen” = living not, Sumimasu = to liven, sumimasen means not living, so you are apologizing for living I think.
and Kawaii is dead on. I would call my girlfriend “yuubina” which is “elegant”
I HATE Puffy-ami-yumi. I actually met them. cuz a friend form the barracks was a HUGE fan, I think he might have been gay.
But I LOVED this song by globe titled “face.” I think is AWESOME, in fact, I own 2 CD’s and my father, an old Beatles fan kept them for himself since I had the song on my puter, and he liked the song himself.
Daijobu akachan = “everything is alright baby”
Daijobu doesn’t have a clean translation that I know of, basicaly it’s “It’s all cool!” Or “Everythings alright” or “don’t worry” It’s the catch-all of “it’s all cool” in english tearms.
Akachan is litteraly “baby.” It’s actually an offensive term most of the time, but japan has become so anglicized in many ways, that they get the vernacular.
“II” is basicaly “good”
makine, doesn’t tickle with me right now, it might come back later, though it does sound familiar.
Random inclusion:
You know what the NON-roomanji name for “America” is?
“Beikoku” Koku basicaly means “kingdom” but before I tell you what “bei” means, at least in the kanji, let me give you a bit of history.
Japan is “NiPon” now, the syllables and words themselves don’t mean shit, but because japan DID get their written language from the chinese after the numerous conquests, and rebelions and conquests by the chinese, Japan was almost always Nipon even before those conquests.
But they adopted the written language of the chinese/ kanji.
They called china “chiukoku” or “chyieukoku” and Chiu = Central, and since they call china, “chiukoku” they are calling china “Central kingdom”
Japan doesn’t define themselves as a kingdom, which I find interesting, because “nihon” =. . . . . and this I find interesting.
“ni” the kanji of “ni” in the word “nihon” that is japan = origin, birth, start and beginning
“Hon” = sun or book.
The reason Japan is known as the land of the rising sun is not a japanese creation, but rather a chiokoku word, and kanji describing navigational directions. If you sail from China to Japan, you are sailing towards the rising sun, THAT is why Japan, is NiHon, or rather why the kanji’s for “nihon” are “origin of the sun” I found that fascinating.
Anyways, The US is called “beikoku” in the kanji’s though not in word anymore.
I already said that “koku” = kingdom, but I left out the “Bei”
“Bei” = RICE! in kanji.
Now that sounds like a meaningless nothing, however, the kanji for “bei” and “gohan” is the same.
and all meals are commonly refered to as gohan. “assagohan,” is dinner, doesn’t matter if there is any rice in the meal, all food as a meal is called “rice” or rather depicted as rice either in the “gohan” verbal reference, or in the kanji, if written down.
Basicaly, America, The United States of America, was previously refered to as “the kingdom of food.”
The place I got it says that it is a polite way of saying “I receive this food,” but I always hear it said in a sing-song voice, and translated as “Thanks for the food!” Maybe the sing-song delivery comes from having it pounded into their heads as kids.
In general formal japanese ends with the verb. I can’t remember the exact form of words that leads to “itadakimasu” but thats why it tickled.
For the most part, almost always, the “u” in the “masu” portion of a word, is not expressed as an “ooh” it is rather a sort of exhalation.
For instant, if you watch cartoons in japanese, you have heard “Dess” but it isn’t “Dess” it’s “desu”
“ikimasu” isn’t pronounced “ee-kee-mah-soo” but rather “ee-kee-mahSS”
and the singsong aspect, is partly because the whole languge is built on single syllabic enunciation. For example, you hear someone unfamiliar with the language say “hai” it sounds like “hi” but eventually your ear catches the variation in inflection, and it’s VERY mild, but completely second nature to the japanese.
Example, I mentioned the double vowels, but there are also double consenants, as long as the consenant is “n”
“Hana” I THINK means flower. If I recall correctly (like I said, it’s been a decade, give me some room here)
“Hanna” means nose.
all of the a’s are “ah” and all of the “n”‘s are “nhn” (mostly through the nose)
Anyways, the language itself lends itself to a rather tight inflection, and no matter who you are if you don’t offer the same inflection to each hira related syllable, you break the flow of language, which makes you sound like you have a slur.
If an untrained american (very little training is required) “hai” sounds like “hi” but so you realize that it’s actualy “hah-aye” said rather quickly and in the same souther lazy melange that military or truckers or other transient professionals develop.
“yes”/”hai” is so common, that it is lazily delivered, so it isn’t easily distinguished form “hi”
The “give you what you want” thread at IB broke 1000 comments yesterday. And we’ve slowed to a crawl here. And that one has to keep being bumped, while this thread is always at the top, thanks to the fine blogging efforts of the lovely Kevlarchick.
Just a few months to go before 1/1/08. Can we make 1000 comments? Hell, that’s almost a given. Should we set our sights a little higher? Perhaps once we get past 1000 comments, we can strive to always be at least one ahead of the IB thread.
At my first job in an advertising agency I put a letter from my boss to Client A in an envelope addressed to Client B. This put my boss in very hot water with Client B because he had assured her he ONLY worked on her account.
BTW, I still have one bedroom with private bath available for the Innocent Bystanders First Annual Super Bowl Party™. Geezer took one; Dave has declined the other (presumably because of silly concerns about Mrs. Dave’s personal safety.)
So, it’s open for KC, Lipstick, Wickedpinto, or whoever amongst the IB regulars asks first.
So, it’s open for KC, Lipstick, Wickedpinto, or whoever amongst the IB regulars asks first.
Cleaning up empty casings, that are blocking your drainage, cleaning up empty casings that are blocking your drainage, or cleaning up armed bombs that are blocking your dainage.
Only 1221 comments to go to crack that 1,000 comment barrier. Since Ace is down and Michael is seriously depressed over the impotence of Michigan football this seems to be the “in” place. Let’s get cracking on those comments.
Hair straight-slightly wavy in previous years. Hair has been trending towards curly in the last couple years. Fight it down each day with hairdryer heat and products.
Went to bed with wet hair last night. 3 AM woke up wanting H2O, but had forgotten to put a glass on the bedstand.
Went to get a glass of water and looked at myself in the mirror in passing.
Head looked like somebody shook the shit out of Shirley Temple.
Hate Vodka, I like more complex flavors, thats why I’m scotch and other whiskeys for my liquor tastes, there are a few sweet licqeurs that I like, like amaretto and midori, but they must be heavily watered. In general, I prefer beers, and I prefer stouts, and and ports.
I’ve let it go curly wild a few times lately to test it out, but it’s so messy-looking I can’t stand it.
Only once did it look cute and neat (nice fat spiral curls) the whole day, and I haven’t been able to reproduce those results. I was by the ocean that day, could that be the reason?
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Outdoors in crisp Autumn air, at dusk, with a beer and happy funny family company crackin’ jokes as it slowly turns to night. Don’t get much better than that for me.
I envy those who live where there are seasons. I really would love to experience them. *sigh*
I want crisp autumn air. I want turtlenecks and fires in the fireplace. I want hot chocolate on a brisk day. I want to make snowmen. I want to go snowboarding again.
Places that have seasons don’t work well with hubby’s occupation.
I want crisp autumn air. I want turtlenecks and fires in the fireplace. I want hot chocolate on a brisk day. I want to make snowmen. I want to go snowboarding again.
Yeah, that stuff is great. For about a weekend. Then reality sets in. Winter sucks.
We got six inches of snow on Easter weekend this year. Strangest thing I ever saw, and those of you who know me know that my list of strange things I’ve seen is pretty impressive.
Hubby has a fire going in the fireplace right now and the house has that wonderful smell.
Will do more yardwork in the crisp air tomorrow. Found a maple leaf in the grass today that was the most amazing fluorescent red and orange. It looked like it had been cut from tie-dyed construction paper.
Really do love snow, especially the first few.
Food tastes better in Winter.
But Winter is too long here. February is bitter, and in March when it’s sleeting grey solid icy shit from the sky we’re all about ready to eat a bullet.
Here in Alabama there are only two seasons: football season and then what’s left over after that. I do miss the seasonal changes. It last snowed enough to cover the ground here in Montgomery in February or March of 1997. Gone in about two hours. Contrast that with 11 snow storms in 11 weeks during 1993 – 1994 while I was stationed in Massachusetts. I kind of miss the change in seasons.
Kids who like to be out of school for snow days would like the criteria for school closings here: the threat of a snow flurry will shut down the schools.
Ya see what Dave did there was he ran out into the flat and buttonhooked with the word “titillate” so you can see he was making a reference to the word tit he used in his little whachacallit jap poem there and BOOM! First down.. Brett Farve coulda threaded that one right to him.
okay, someone needs to teach KC how to use he spam blocker. I mean, I got nothing against funny spam, but BaGD is really dull and repetitive and dull and dull.
guess we’re just letting this place go all to hell in a handbasket, ain’t we?
Seriously, BaGD is just dull and repetitive and boring and dull and dull, but that Herbal Viagra spam links to a long-abandoned, dead and (quite honestly) incredibly offensive, yet amazingly inane site?
I’m really beginning to hate BaDG. I mean really, really hate her. With the white-hot passionate hatred that I usually reserve for Rosetta on the extremely rare occasions when s/he actually writes something humorous.
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Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
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That don’t bother me at all
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Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do
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Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
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Bigfoot in Pennsylvania? Probably camping out in an abandoned mine shaft. Lord knows we had enough of them. You start finding dead hobos near the train tracks you know it is either Sasquatch or else Ace slipped his handcuffs and got loose.
Lipstick, where in PA are you from? I grew up right outside Valley Forge National Park.
Johnstown was the big flood. Lipstick mentioned that Jimmy Stewart was born there. It is a pretty area of the state. Michael what part of eastern Pennsylvania? My great-grandfather and grandfather were born in the Scranton area, coal country. I hunted deer in the Jim Thorpe area a few times and I remember some damn steep hills.
Hey, how ’bout them BCS rankings? Missouri and West Virginia really came through and showed what a flawed system the BCS is and why a playoff system is needed.
Are you guys trying to RAP? I don’t think so. You’re too old and too white.
cranky, what about that LSU game? Boy howdy, those boys earned it. Too bad they will be pummeled by Ohio State.
Lipstick, I am well enough, trying to shake off a cold. I did some Christmas decorating over the weekend. Mostly my daughter did. Had the music going and the lights twinkling, baked some cookies.
I haven’t had a drink in weeks. I need to get well.
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My wife is making a Trifle for a party we have tomorrow. It is a chocolate cake in a bowl, covered with Heath Bars, Whipped Cream and more chocolate and whipped cream.
Yeah, seeing an underdog overcome the odds, I agree with that (unless the hated underdog beats the Cowboys. Then they’re scum). If I recall correctly, 5 teams have made it to the show as a wild card, and 4 of them won, including Denver, which is pretty remarkable. The Giants did everything they had to, ass kicking defense and making the big plays on offense.
Wow, I thought this thing was long abandoned, shows what I know. In any case, any morons who want on my crapblogroll or have something for my daily Links From Around the Moronosphere feel free to drop by.
Okay, I was actually complimenting you for being hot, but seriously, that’s excellent, KC. Trust me, I know how difficult that can be.
But it can be done. And you will feel great afterwards. It’s tough going to start, but it really does get easier. Especially if you don’t want to smoke anymore.
Good luck! And remember, we’re all behind you. (heeeeeeeeeey, nice view from here….)
Nice Deb said I had to ‘tag’ five blogs for this meme exercise. I regret to inform you that your blog was one of five I chose at random. If you do not want to participate let me know. Thanks!
^
Yeah, Laura puts her best comments here, and I’m supposed to be OK with that. She puts up crap at IB, she takes me for granted, and I’m supposed to be OK with that.
kevlarchick – if you’re seriously trying to quit smoking, I highly recommend Chantix. I’ve been smoking for 37 years, and this is the only stuff that worked for me. You have to get a doctor’s prescription, though, and it’s not cheap if your insurance doesn’t cover it.
Look; eventually it’s all gibberish, isn’t it? What is all this going to matter a few months from now?
I checked out all the posts I wrote at Ace’s over the years- more than five hundred, if you can believe it- and I don’t remember posting a whole bunch of them.
I laughed like I was a total stranger reading some of that shit for the first time.
No kidding. I currently have 1,116 posts up at IB (and I put up some more crap at AOSHQ back in the day). It cracks me up to skim back through that stuff. There are a few posts I’m actually proud of, but mostly it’s just goofin’.
My first post ever was judging the Dick Cheney contest at AOSHQ. I emailed it to Ace. I’m proud of that one. It was a lot of work.
I stepped away and when I came back you were proposing that I judge the thread. I did not respond to this request, and you did not stop making your helpful suggestions, Mr. Helpful McWorkGiver.
So Ace conferred the honor upon you, since you were so hot about making it a contest and all.
And then I laughed at you. And when I checked the thread the next day, I laughed even harder.
Michael, there was a time when I was a regular visitor to NRO corner, and did not know about AoS. Then, Jonah made the mistake of linking to the Dick Cheney post. Corner lost a serious reader, and AoS gained one more moron. Now, I spend most of my online time at AoS, and rarely visit the corner.
I can’t remember what first got me readin AoS. I’m sure it was a link from somewhere. I started somewhere around the Mr. Paul Anka days, slowed down for a bit and then came back. I was a commentin foo.
I started reading AoSHQ around that time,also, but didn’t start commenting for a couple of years. After a couple of years of insane commenting, I now only comment a few times a week, if that.
Next time you have to stay an extra day and we can hang by the pool.
My college roommate will be here next week and I’m renting a cabana at the Venetian for us. It comes complete with A/C, plasma TV, mister, fruit, drinks and a CABANA BOY!!!
The thing about TO, and I loved when he played with the Eagles in the Super Bowl with that busted up leg just showed how much guts he had, is that I think he really just wants to be liked. All that talent but a bit immature. He is very likable person. Pac-Man you gotta wonder if his team photo isn’t going to be a mug shot.
As an Eagles fan I hate saying it, but the Cowboys are going to be a very good team for a long time.
BTW, KC, I hope you don’t think I am calling you old, I just mean that you aren’t old YET, and that it will be happening anyday now. Does that make things better?
I can’t comment on whether or not your nipples have become Plum lines, or if you have a rash on the back of your knee’s cuz your ass is drooping, but it’s gonna be happening soon.
I just want you to be prepared, and that I am PROUD! that you are getting old, and don’t mind things like neck wrinkles, or patchy hair, or longer than usual lip hair!
Not to mention the ANKLE situation, OI!!! Get new shoes NOW! cuz Girl! the day’s of feet that stay the same size all day is GONE!!!!
I can’t comment on whether or not your nipples have become Plum lines, or if you have a rash on the back of your knee’s cuz your ass is drooping, but it’s gonna be happening soon.
Wiser how did you know it was my birthday? Spooky, but thank you darling.
WP, I am so glad you are back. We have drank beer together, smoked together, cussed together, and embraced. Say what you will about my cankles. You are a gentleman and a darling.
Gonna go into wisconsin, at or about the time of my b-day, so that my brother, I and my mothers boyfriends brother can all celebrate in a big way.
Ma’s boyfriend always feels a little outnumbered when he goes up, he makes friends, but a So-chi boy (A TRUE SO-CHI, not like me, who just gets a sort of leftovers) interacting with a bunch of wisconsoners, it kinda makes you feel like a bit of an outsider.
So, I’m gonna be absent for a few days, wonder what witdrawl feels like.
You keep getting that song stuck in my head pinto. BTW, I canceled my home phone service cuz it saves $60 a month so I only use my cell phone now…………mesa has it. Unless he doesn’t.
Oh, BTW it’s all cool now, like I said, it’s one of those things you have to ride out, and it will be better, but that doesn’t change the fact that it still sucks until then.
The Puppy’s are pretty much full grown, ADORABLE! and like to run, fast, especially when they are accidentaly let out of the house or yard.
I tell you, I’ve only done it once, but it is not a blast, thank god the poochies are very social and like kids, otherwise I never would have caught those bitches.
You know how hard it is to catch a second dog, while dragging the first dog by the collar, when the kids don’t understand just how friggen tired you are? And then walking 2 blocks hunched double, cuz you didn’t think to bring the leashes?
Never got that big into cornbread, my mom would make a candied bread, which was cornbread, with honey and brown sugar, but regular cornbread? doesn’t do it for me.
I’m a Yankee so I don’t know any better, but I like the little crusty, brown-toasty cornbreads shaped like little ears of corn, with big chewy whole kernels of corn in them.
There’s some emergency flossing involved, but it’s worth it.
I didn’t want to dig up my swim trunks which are packed up somewhere, and likely stained from ambient cigarette smoke, so I got a new pair, and what happens when I land?
Wind storms sweep through dallas.
YAY, noone had to look at my hard muscled and remarkably white legs.
Toss in the fact that about half an hour of sun gives me a burn now, when I used tan like a historic american.
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October 5, 2006 at 11:44 pm |
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October 6, 2006 at 2:21 am |
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October 7, 2006 at 3:27 pm |
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October 7, 2006 at 10:41 pm |
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October 7, 2006 at 10:43 pm |
I’d hit this blog. Don’t have to listen to someone drone on and on forever about sports or whatever. Just shut up and give it up, blog.
October 7, 2006 at 10:53 pm |
Hi Chickie-Baby!!
I’ve been missing you!
October 7, 2006 at 10:55 pm |
Great Site, Nice work!
Buy Viagra here.
October 7, 2006 at 11:07 pm |
Man, almost eleven o’clock already! All my clocks musta stopped.
October 7, 2006 at 11:15 pm |
Hey, I thought this was the Chode Island C of C, there’s nothing here?!?!
October 7, 2006 at 11:22 pm |
Just the Tern Pooter Plantations over there.
October 8, 2006 at 3:16 am |
Wish for a New Blog
My lizard,
My lively writher.
May your limbs never whither,
Something like that . . . etc., etc.
October 8, 2006 at 5:49 am |
But you gotta put something “in” it for it to be a blog ….
October 8, 2006 at 6:05 am |
But will this place be the new ” BlogWisconsin”?
October 8, 2006 at 10:57 am |
Y’all be nice to Kevlarchick. You mess with her and you mess with me.
Unless there is a football game on, in which case I’d probably be distracted and wouldnt notice anyway.
But all those other times?
Yeah, I’d defend her.
October 8, 2006 at 11:38 am |
Jack M. a knight in somewhat shining armor!
October 8, 2006 at 1:17 pm |
This is the KISS method of blogging–I’m all for it! (keep it simple stupid, not KISS the band)
October 8, 2006 at 2:12 pm |
Where in hell are you all coming from? Madfish? Darling Jack? Miz Ruth?
If I post something, will you come back?
October 8, 2006 at 3:34 pm |
You know what you need? Pictures of cats. I hear that’s the key to successful blogging.
October 8, 2006 at 4:45 pm |
Also, you should write the names of a lot of other bloggers, in hopes that they in turn will write your name on their blogs. I hear that’s important, for some reason.
October 8, 2006 at 11:12 pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I need to link you in more comments!
October 8, 2006 at 11:32 pm |
WP linked you in a comment at Ace’s.
Sneaky.
October 8, 2006 at 11:50 pm |
I Gots Me some Gravitas!
HAHAHAHA
October 9, 2006 at 4:00 pm |
Hello World!
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who can read binary, and those who cannot.
October 9, 2006 at 6:27 pm |
The Official GrumpyUnk review of Kevlarchick’s blog – “This Blog contains every substantial idea expressed by the Democratic Leadership in the last 10 years. You Gotta See It!”
October 9, 2006 at 6:29 pm |
Almost forgot. “The search function is Awesome!”
October 10, 2006 at 12:27 am |
I think EVERYONE! should promote Kevlars blog in every Blog, or chat, or game that they take part in.
I think That Kevlar deserves 1 million hit’s without ever making a single post.
That just suites my kinda sense of WRONG humor.
October 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm |
WP – That’s a fantastic idea! I’m setting this as my home page so it gets a hit every time I start my browser.
October 10, 2006 at 11:09 pm |
Wicked Pinto, you are a darling. But, I really don’t want to be *hit* one million times.
October 11, 2006 at 9:05 pm |
Your last entry was very good. You are a great blogger. Please visit my site.
This pathetic bleg brought to you by a link from WP at AOSHQ.
October 12, 2006 at 11:26 pm |
Kevlar?
What do you think of the examples of nurture opposing nature that were depicted in the newest Discover Magazine teaser?
I’m not sure myself, but I think that all of your readers (who better start building towards a million pretty damn soon if I have anything to do with it) would like your take on that situation.
October 17, 2006 at 12:50 pm |
Wickedpinto? You are seducing me into posting. DAMN you, man.
October 18, 2006 at 2:42 am |
I’m a smooth talker babe,
Just check all my suave comments on the various blogs.
October 18, 2006 at 5:06 am |
BTW, I think you know that that last was a joke.
October 18, 2006 at 12:35 pm |
WP, do you have a blog? Email me and I’ll get you on this one. Imagine the hits, dude.
October 18, 2006 at 2:26 pm |
you should blog KC.
I’m just sayin.
*rowr*
October 19, 2006 at 1:26 am |
KC?
why are you trying to force into becoming a blogger?
Thats just not right, let me make my own decisions 🙂
October 28, 2006 at 2:27 am |
Come along love.
an occasional STUPID snipe, will get you over a million in a year, if I have anything to say about it.
I don’t know why, I never did, people tend to like me, or rather, like to know the things that I act like I know.
November 1, 2006 at 12:53 am |
I have no idea what you just said, but you’ve definitely got me thinking about a SNIPE. Which I will withhold, else you might stop commenting on this blog.
November 9, 2006 at 8:34 am |
I can take my hits.
HAlf the reason I make such silly statements that make me a target.
Sometimes it’s best that someone like I come in and take the hit, so that everyone else can get along.
December 9, 2006 at 1:18 am |
I heard you were running for Blog of the Year or something. Where is the line for voting?
Wiserbud said he’d give me a bottle and a carton of cigarettes if I voted for you. So I did. And I’m thirsty. And I need a cigarette. So, like hand it over.
December 9, 2006 at 3:54 am |
I’ve gotta stop hanging out on the internets so much.
December 10, 2006 at 1:05 am |
Awesome site!
The lack of posts definitely cuts down on the distracting materials so many others have chosen to include.
I support the one post concept and wonder if WordPress can handle a million comments on a single post. Hmmm. Let’s try!
December 10, 2006 at 8:40 pm |
I’m with you USCitizen.
Spread the word. I’ve tried, but I failed.
But 1 million comments would be a good compensation for my 1 million hits experiment.
December 10, 2006 at 8:48 pm |
Yeah Cranky, I think I that KC’s blog is in the multiply by zero category.
The category consists of a few million entrants.
December 10, 2006 at 10:38 pm |
Well, here’s my follow up comment:
“In keeping with lack of posts, this comment contains no more information.”
KC has my vote for the 2006 Webby Awards –
Category: None.
The blog has that clean and unfettered look.
Thanks KC for keeping it tidy!
December 10, 2006 at 10:41 pm |
Oh, and where’s the site-meter?
I bet you have more visitors than my humble spot already!
Dang.
December 10, 2006 at 11:25 pm |
You fellers rock. I won’t change a thing unless you tell me to. Cranky I have plenty of cigarettes, always. We don’t need Wiser as a middleman.
The Sitemeter? Not sure how to mess with that, but I can check into it.
December 12, 2006 at 3:07 pm |
you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.
Hey, everybody! Free booze and cigarettes in return for comments at KC’s blog! On me!!!!
December 13, 2006 at 4:16 am |
now that I think about it, I should probably make that offer somewhere other than here. May have a little more impact.
December 13, 2006 at 9:56 pm |
Brittany has a “see through” pic at WWTDD, also at X-17 or whatever.
She looks like hell, but her talents seem to be even more refined then ever after shooting two hillbillys out of her poot.
December 18, 2006 at 9:35 pm |
Brittany’s tits don’t increase comments?
thats EFF’d UP!!
December 24, 2006 at 5:56 am |
Awesome blog — it’s so deep. Just like it’s author. 😉
December 24, 2006 at 6:24 am |
Just think theres enough people over at aces that read most or enough of what WP writes to actually find this place … who’da thunk it 😛
December 24, 2006 at 8:16 am |
KC will be posting a photo of King Kevlar in the Dung Beetle hat.
Any Day Now.
Actually just put it on your dog.
Or a handy statue
Or Ronald McDonald.
December 24, 2006 at 2:06 pm |
Damn. I just deleted my well reasoned and logically thought out comment by scrolling or something or taking too long. I don’t know. So how’s the hits thing going?
Prettig Kerstmis and Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar! That’s Dutch for, well you get the idea.
If it wasn’t for Wickedpinto going on and on about Brittany’s boobs and pooter it would be pretty clean. 😛 Instead, let’s talk about Miss Nevada USA and her red stars!
December 24, 2006 at 2:31 pm |
Merry Christmas, KC!
From Traction Control!
December 24, 2006 at 2:33 pm |
What’s up with the time stamp – 2:31 pm?
I must have posted that from England by mistake.
December 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm |
Merry Christmas!
(Wandered over from AoS.)
December 24, 2006 at 2:51 pm |
I thought this was the Chess Team Thumb-Wrestling Site. Sorry, my mistake.
Nice color though.
December 24, 2006 at 2:53 pm |
Another hit brought to you by WickedPinto from AOSHQ!
So… where do I line up for the free cigs and liquor?
December 24, 2006 at 3:32 pm |
So this is where all the cool kids are hanging out.
December 24, 2006 at 4:12 pm |
Merry Christmas Kevie!
December 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm |
Wicked, I don’t think Brittany’s kids are hillbillies since she’s from Louisiana. I’m thinking they are more likely crawdads.
December 24, 2006 at 10:30 pm |
Ditto txmarko: “Another hit brought to you by WickedPinto from AOSHQ!”
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2006 at 1:12 am |
The combined Ace of Spades and AoS Blogger pool results are up!
Permalinky with results through Sunday 12/24/2006.
Merry Christmas, KC!
December 25, 2006 at 1:15 am |
Bummer.
KC failed the XHTML Validator with 1 style error.
Oops.
December 27, 2006 at 3:56 am |
Here’s one more –
KevlarChick,
You can go to SiteMeter.com and register your Blog name. You’ll be provided with a teensy bit of code.
It will look like this:
Login to WordPress, select Presentation, Theme Editor, then Sidebar.
Past the code into the sidebar php before the line that reads:
Press the Update file button and you’ll have a SiteMeter!
December 27, 2006 at 4:00 am |
Oops, script got stripped. I was afraid that might happen.
Here’s another try. It will look like this:
— Site Meter XHTML Strict 1.0 —
script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://s23.sitemeter.com/js/counter.js?site=s23USCitizen” /script
— Copyright (c)2006 Site Meter —
December 27, 2006 at 4:02 am |
That goes before the line that reads:
/div !– end id:sidebar —
December 27, 2006 at 4:09 am |
BTW,
I like the micoscopic smiley at the bottom of the page. It’s unobtrusive and does not distract from the commentary in the least.
Especially on the main page.
December 27, 2006 at 5:45 am |
US Citizen,
Since I am the clearly defined Kevlar Community’s spokesperson.
THANKS! for that information, I think that the good chick of Kevlar SHOULD (wink wink) reasearch that, a few more comments would serve better measure in the short term.
I’m not talking about spam, I mean HONEST comments. 17 more.
Let us all live up to or moronification!
New Years is still days away.
December 27, 2006 at 7:00 am |
Nice place you have here. It’s not crowded or anything like over at Ace’s. You can spread out and chill.
December 27, 2006 at 7:41 pm |
Just FYI, this blog is the #1 hit on Google for “kevlarchick.”
How do you do it?
December 29, 2006 at 3:29 am |
KC –
I just want to say hey, if that’s cool.
December 29, 2006 at 3:35 am |
Subliminal message to Ace and Michael at Innocent Bystanders:
Get your TailgatePool picks in now:
Latest Standings – updated after the games are at Traction Control
December 30, 2006 at 3:22 am |
Saddam has been Executed
12/29/2006 10:02 EST
from Traction Control
December 30, 2006 at 5:58 am |
hey, that’s cool
December 31, 2006 at 7:18 am |
The TailgatePools football pool standings are updated here
As of Saturday 12/30
December 31, 2006 at 9:29 am |
9 more
December 31, 2006 at 4:21 pm |
Make that 8 more to go!
January 1, 2007 at 3:53 am |
It’s looking like Mob Rule! at the Ace of Spades footbal pool.
Latest results at Traction Control.
(Plus brand new Gun Pr0n.)
Happy New Years everybody!
January 1, 2007 at 3:54 am |
Football (dang)
January 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm |
As we begin this new era of Democrat control of the world, I would just like to say that I, for one, welcome the calming nature of this site.
January 5, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
How about those Broncos from BSU?
January 7, 2007 at 10:08 am |
How about that “romomentum?”
Pussy.
I couldn’t pass a yard, but I could CATCH A FLOGGING BALL!!!!
January 7, 2007 at 3:53 pm |
Not clicking WP. Nothing doing.
Thanks for commenting, everyone. This is fun. Although I must say I don’t understand a word of the football comments.
January 9, 2007 at 1:27 am |
100?
January 9, 2007 at 3:49 am |
I’ve realized in the last few weeks. I’m kinda bored with comments, cuz it’s obvious that our government isn’t learning from history, and is just engaging in lazy partisan bullshit.
And then I realized, that Wiserbud had his shit together when he said. “you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.”
Flogging brilliant. Also, I must add this.
Michaels “comments” site, still has “posts” and links to posts. This is the only true 100% active comments site on the net.
I think KC should sue Michael, or get a full page “comment” on his page about it, sticky at the top.
January 9, 2007 at 9:32 pm |
KC? I love your speach, and I’m sorry if I can’t join you and king kevlar as we skate and “jump over the hilly brush” and I’m sorry I don’t have a 4.0 from yardale (really noone capitalized on the joke?)
January 9, 2007 at 11:40 pm |
WP, is “jump over the hilly brush” some sort of milspeak? It damn well better be.
January 10, 2007 at 12:23 am |
And then I realized, that Wiserbud had his shit together
{blush} well, you would be about the first person to notice.
January 10, 2007 at 4:50 am |
KICK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 10, 2007 at 6:38 pm |
Ooops, sorry WP. I just invited a whole bunch of people over into what seems to be an intervention of some kind. I didn’t realize you were using the room right now.
Ummm, are you gonna be long?
January 11, 2007 at 6:46 am |
I figured I’d be a goon for a second.
Nah, “jump the hilly brush” is from SPBLAU. as is the 4.0 from yardale, thing.
I was just effing around.
January 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm |
WP are you trying to start a career as a rapper? It’s intervention time.
Don’t quit your day job.
And what is SPBLAU? Don’t tell me a long story, just translate each letter one at a time and say nothing else.
January 12, 2007 at 3:25 am |
WP, would you kindly send me an email?
We need to talk.
Thanks
gooberintexas.gmail.com
January 12, 2007 at 6:21 am |
South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut.
January 12, 2007 at 7:40 am |
How is it 6 odd AM?!!!!
I’t only 1:30!!! here!!!
January 13, 2007 at 12:25 am |
KC?
Sometimes I’m a complete retard, but if you dig through all of it, (because I’m that retarded) you will see that I’m actually complimenting everyone ELSE involved while painting me as a buffoon, which I am.
Also, if I make a random reference, I’m doing it either to be a complete dork, or to be whitty, and if my “whitty” doesn’t express itself on it’s own, I’m still being a complete dork.
If there was any offense in my three stupid hyper “I hope you are happy” (thought “happy” is meant in a distinctly WP way) I appologize.
It’s a method of my retardation. I praise people by being so blatantly offensive in a way that is simultaneously praising in a way that I have NO RIGHT to comment on.
I don’t know if you ever read the story about my brothers best friend saying “dude? I love you, and you are my best friend, but I can’t wait for you to die so I can Eff your wife” joke.
Thats my basic sense of humor.
SHIT! I just offended a bunch of people by explaining my own goonery.
once again, sorry.
January 13, 2007 at 3:31 am |
wp, email me.
please.
January 13, 2007 at 5:01 am |
Dave, I did 3 TIMES!!!!
Check your spam.
January 13, 2007 at 5:02 am |
My first name is douglas, if you see Douglas, as a prefix or Wickedpinto, then it is me.
January 13, 2007 at 5:05 am |
I’m Wickedpinto@yahoo.com, dave, if I can’t reach you AGAIN! I’ve tried SEVERAL times.
January 13, 2007 at 5:42 am |
I don’t know if any of you have seen “The Idolmaker” one of my favorite movies, but this isn’t a BAD recreation though the audio sucks ass.
January 13, 2007 at 6:07 am |
DAMNIT!!!!
WHY does noone rip this music!!!???
well you get ONE link to a VID, a bad one.
January 13, 2007 at 7:08 am |
Okay, I will admit it.
The holidays BREAK me more than I’ve ever broken any bitch? know what I mean? I spend my holidays with my brother, and with my friends, I love them so much, so the retarded and “whitty” wickedpinto just becomes crazy. My brother shows his love for me, my friends show their love for me as well, they send me pictures of their children (ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT BASKETS!!!) and ultimately I can only offer them love, because I have nothing else.
I’m not well off, I’m not educated like my friends, I am not a parent like other friends, I Have nothing to offer any of them, all I have is envy , respect and love.
So Sometimes/always, I go VERY CRAZY after the holidays, I’m sorry for any offense, because I see my brother and his friends working towards MUCH greater things like Family.
I know I’m a noone, but I can take this pride, I LOVE my friends who are much more. graduates and parents, in one case a graduate, and in fact doctorate who has 4 kids, with a 5th on the way.
Good people deserve to experience simple things, and I’m the random noone who says that he envy’s them. because I do.
Okay? Sometimes I’m a DICK but most of the time it is to incite others to GREATER action. I might have the noggin, but really? What is it worth if it isn’t used? I don’t care to use it. I’d MUCH prefere to be an uncle, or a distant cousin. Those kids are America.
I Love them so much I can barely type.
January 13, 2007 at 7:42 am |
I hope my brother doesn’t read this.
2 days ago, I THINK that my big brother is starting his and his wife medication so that she can Suffer, SUFFER the efforts of being the vessel for my brothers child.
It wasn’t my brothers idea, it was HERS!though she can’t carry THERE child, since she is likely sterile, she WANTS to carry my brothers, because she loves him that much. Lesser women have cranked out CRACKbaby’s.
My sister, a cancer surviver who might not be able to procreate is BEGGING for the oportunity to be the mother of my brothers chilld.
I cry whenever I think about that. She is an awesome woman, My brother would live his life without chidren, but his wife is so loving and CARING AND MOTHERLY! that my brother no longer has a choice (really men who are here? can you imagine that argument?)
MY brother is a very good man, and his wife is a GREAT FUCKING WOMAN!
I hope, in the next 7-10 months they have a child, because I REALLY want to be an uncle, since I will likely never be a father.
I Want to be a crazy unc running around their bit back yard screaming “I’m an UNCLE I”M AN UCLE I’M AN UNCLE” and then I want to play catch with that child (we tend to create boys my family does) while my brother teaches him how to play hockey (we are athletic cats) If it’s a girl, I will shit myself.
aside from that.
My brother, and his wife DESERVE!!!!!!! a child. THey are good people, they aren’t WP’s they are REAL people, and LOVE THEM SO EFFING MUCH.
January 13, 2007 at 7:44 am |
Oh, bro won’t read it, it’s on This COMMENT blogl
January 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm |
My top commenter recommends this place. I can see why.
Good work. Nice site. ;P
January 13, 2007 at 2:50 pm |
I hope they have a child too WP
Got your email, thanks
January 13, 2007 at 8:44 pm |
Best wishes WP for your brother and sister-in-law. I’m in the same boat. I’m an uncle but really unlikely to ever be a father. It’s nice to spoil the kids and to visit and get them all wound up … then leave and go home for the parents to deal with the craziness.
January 14, 2007 at 11:27 am |
Anybody see my slippers, cuz I don’t know if you are experiencing the same thing, but the tile is COLD!
January 14, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
Heya, KC…Thanks for the e-mail. You are a fine and classy lady, and I appreciated your kind words. 🙂
January 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm |
AWESOME!!!
After the fact, I am thankful I was deleted KC.
You are a good woman, and I made a stupid joke, that was very much offensive.
I glad it was removed.
January 18, 2007 at 5:02 am |
and I found my slippers.
January 18, 2007 at 6:01 pm |
Saturday, my brothers wife might be pregnant. If not then then a few weeks later, if not then a few weeks later.
My brother and his wife are TRYING to get pregnant, but losers throw their children away into trashcans or into gangs, but my brother a GREAT man, and his wife, a WONDERFUL woman, must fight for a simple aspect of EXISTENCE, not just humanity.
I’m an atheist but I am gonna stop at a church and pray for them.
January 18, 2007 at 7:31 pm |
Yesterday? my brother jerked off, so his wife could become pregnant.
Kinda funny, my ma’s called me, and said basicaly “your brother just jerked off for his and his wifes pregnancy” to which I replied something life “don’t ever say that to me again”
January 19, 2007 at 2:13 am |
Hey KC, what’s up.
January 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
So guys only jerk off when they want to make a baby?
WP, no prayer is ever wasted.
lauraw, how’s your hair today?
January 20, 2007 at 5:11 am |
It’s just an unusual conversation.
January 20, 2007 at 7:26 pm |
Had a short string of unsatisfactory hair days (it’s getting too long), but today has been pretty good. I blowdried it a little drier than I usually do and it stayed neater but still a little wavy.
Thanks for asking, even though you probably regret it now.
I have to go downstairs and beat the redheaded dog soon. She’s just miserable until she’s had a good sound thrashing.
January 21, 2007 at 10:01 am |
I have to go downstairs and beat the redheaded dog soon.
Even if it isn’t innuendo? I’m SO gonna use it at feisty’s place.
January 24, 2007 at 2:10 pm |
Noplace suitable for it right now, so I will comment Off Topic 🙂
I was watching listening (timings a pain) Imus this morning, and he was bashing the fat kid for getting married, making fun of everyone for “Acting” like they wanna go to the wedding and such.
Imus said something about how “I’m SURE he (chris I think is the guys name) thinks it’s going to be the most important day of his life, just like all of the other little girls but it’s going to be a disaster, just like Most Marriages in this country.”
Now, I understand the half assed statistitionary that Imus was employing. (the 50% of all marriages end in divorce, is a false statistic, it doesn’t take into account the fact that people with MULTIPLE marriages and MULTIPLE divorces counterweigh the truly successful nature of marriage in this nation, in basic, more than 50% of individuals who marry, have successful lifelong marriages, because successful marriages are one offs, it’s just the repetative failures who get more than one shot at the pie) but to Crap on a guy 2 weeks, 2 FRIGGEN WEEKS!!!!! before his marriage, is BS.
I Will likely never marry, I’m that kinda guy, it would take a lightning bolt a shark attack, and the opportunity to spit in Jimmy carters face before I’m willing to wed. However, On the day, and in the preperation of getting married is an important process to those who chose to wed.
Not out of ego, but out of self recognition. Deciding that you are “going to spend the rest of your life and raise a family” with a person is a BIG FRIGGEN DECISION!! so you can bet your ass that most people know what they are getting into, and they are trying to understand all of the things that that brings. I LOVE WEDDINGS! not cuz I’m a crying little girl (which I am, in the right circumstances) but because I have absolute and complete respect for people who look to the future, and see responsibility that would cripple your average socialite and decide that They want to live THAT future or ANY future with that person?
Thats a truly noble thing.
My brother got married, I made one mistake, I blame the booze and my sexy body at the reception, but even that became a somewhat common joke (thats what suits me) about the wedding, but I met my sissy for the first time about 8 days before the wedding (actually it was almost exactly 8 days) and there were a lot of “complications” someone on the “outside” would say, but they weren’t complications, they were VALIDATIONS for my brother, and for his wife. They loved eachother and they couldn’t see a future without eachother. Thats one more reason why I love my brother, and that is why I love my Sissy.
Marriage is a risk, YES Mr. Imus, you know, you’ve been through 2, and working on your third. Marriage can absolute destroy you, YES, thats why I freely admit my cowardice, but in addition to being a big risk, it also holds the potential, and everyone hopes Probability of a brilliant payoff that makes MORE of the person you were.
I’m an atheist, but if there is a God, may that god bless anyone who weds, and may god bless those who do wed in love with children so that the world can learn from that.
Now, that emotive WP is done, I gotta go break some bitches.
January 24, 2007 at 3:31 pm |
WP, I hope someday a *special* woman appears in your life and reduces you to a sappy mass of love and longing–someone you won’t want to live without. It’s wonderful and it happens all the time.
January 24, 2007 at 5:07 pm |
You saying I can only marry a retard?
January 24, 2007 at 6:11 pm |
Tits for hits?
January 24, 2007 at 9:21 pm |
A KC exclusive.
ONCE I was promiscuous, but no more, it’s a waste of time, the IBB, thing is a schick based on who I used to be.
Now? I still BB but the volume is specific, benign and rare.
They are not posessions, they are friends, they are individuals I trust (soon to be friends)
I’m not as horrible as I say.
This doesn’t leave KC’s blog right?
If it does, then KC gets the hat tip right?
January 26, 2007 at 12:55 pm |
Ever Analyze how much a creature of habit you are?
“I was a Marine” introduce random conflict, however, one of the things that is taught to you from the day you enlist is “are you right handed or left handed?”. . . .If you say “left” you are told, “Now, you are right, you will fire from the right hand.”
Anyways, whenever I can’t find comfort in my particular environment, I always sit, left under right “indian” style.
I have spent the last 13 or more years PEALING the dry and almost lifeless flesh from the outside portion of my left foot.
Cuz I almost CANNOT sit, with crossed legs without my left foot being the lower foot, and losing it’s circulation in the exterior portions of it’s . . . .mass.
January 28, 2007 at 3:49 am |
Damn Wicked. I guess your secret of actually being a nice guy is safe here. I hope your brother and your sister-in-law have a healthy baby and that kid is gonna have the coolest uncle.
January 28, 2007 at 5:22 am |
Just got into an argument with bro. He’s a big and somewhat abusive brother. “you know (my first name) you have NOTHING to do with this, and as for you being an uncle is completely dependant on if we trust you.” or some shit like that.
Love you too bro, remind me to snag the lifeline out of your reach if you ever need it just so I can return the favor.
January 29, 2007 at 8:45 am |
last was sarcasm.
Brothers are brothers, it’s not our job to be nice, it’s our job to love eachother.
I don’t hold it against him, he just reacted.
January 31, 2007 at 2:23 am |
imagine my crazy at it’s worst.
Multiply it by jackM’s arrogance.
thats how bad my week is gonna be, probably worse.
My first aunt died.
January 31, 2007 at 1:30 pm |
I have an aunt that I love like a mother. An amazing woman.
WP, please behave yourself at the funeral and family events. You can be crazy here.
February 1, 2007 at 11:09 am |
KC?
I get that kinda stuff a lot.
I assure you, everyone always looks at me(in my family) as though I’m about to explode, but I never do, because they are thinking of stories that _I_ told them.
I know the proper place for the proper thing. Outside of family, it takes effort to find out what is considered proper, but in family, and the military is clear.
I LITERALY broke up with a girl who was talented, educated and GORGEOUS! because she questioned if any of my loopiness would pop in at that Ball.
Who could assume such a thing? they are more cynical than I am.
The only part that I can’t deliver on is tears. She has been ill for a while, and seemed to be recovering, thats why I’m well prepared for this. Thats how it almost always happens. The first, or “shocking” passing is the one that occurs in the middle of recovery.
Also, my mother has 5 sisters, (all in meno(a)pause) so I know what is coming, which is not a blessing, it would be better if I could summon up some tears for my aunt (I did love her greatly) but I know that if the men fall apart, the women will become wrigling crying worms for the next couple generations.
Death sucks, my problem is I didn’t allow to be close enough to her in life, that is my failing, but for me to cry and mourne like an ululating lunatic would be complete hypocracy and selfish.
I’m gonna stand strong and tearless, supporting those people who can do such things without hypocracy. THEY! need people to stand seperate enough to give definition.
Unfortunately thats how I react to these situations. I never lost anyone close to me. Even my pets died quietly and out of reach, this is my closest yet, and whats worse, is she was the familial linchpin. I have to observe, and learn.
Now THAT is kinda crazy.
February 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm |
Well, all I have to go on is your insane stories, but I absolutely know you have a sweet and gentle side to you.
Crying is not hypocrisy. You can cry for the pain others are suffering, share their pain. Or cry because someone you love is gone. No one will think the worse of you for that. But I agree it is disconcerting to see a man break down when you’ve never seen him so vulnerable before.
February 2, 2007 at 9:48 am |
You get my crazy in small bits, you get my kindness in novels.
Sometimes quantity, validates the qaulity.
As for me crying ( I “tear up,” and sometimes cry, often) I believe that tears are not weakness, I have no problem doing such things, however, crying in this way (for a man) will damage the women, because the women are always crying, and if a man goes all jellyfish in the same way (don’t get me wrong, I mourne that woman a great deal, she is the only person who wasn’t my mother or brother who called me while I lived in other states or countries, and she just called to wish me a happy birthday!) but When I am surrounded by an environment of tears, and love, I will provoke tears, not by being a jerk, but by giving my mothers sisters a cause to cry, so that they can get it out, and start to see what is left.
My aunt is gone, I get misty knowing that she was able to show how much she loved me much better than anyone was able to show how much they loved her, and now she is gone, before I could tell her, but in the situation? I will be the “strong man” (which I’m not, I’m more than 1/2 a coward) all I can offer at most times, is that I don’t judge, or define.
I love all my aunts and all my uncles, and all my cousins (wanna know another bit of irony? the two close cousins who died in adulthood? Marines. They knew, they accepted, but the situations were different (not in war) but they passed, and they loved all those around them, and I could stand strong after their passing, because THAT was who they were before. I just include that as an odd thing, not as a definition of myself)
I’m crazy, you are right KC. I’m the first to admit it, however my crazy is not cruel, it is also not afflictive, or depictive, it is personal. My crazy exists almost exclusively in myself, and the Net, your kind and understanding aspect allows me to express myself fully through mutual annonymity.
My Family? They might raise an eyebrow, (cuz I’m known to be a bit crazy) but I will NEVER act in such a way at such a time, thats what I mean.
Thanks for actually caring in a small way KC.
February 2, 2007 at 7:45 pm |
You have an online shoulder to lean on, WP.
February 3, 2007 at 6:57 am |
She is in the earth from which she was born.
Other than my one completely cynical, selfish, and also, outright hilarious cousin (while simultaneously a prick) I have to admit, I had to fight the urge to laugh throughout most of the eulogy, not because I was laughing at my aunt. The dry, artificially maintained carcass that was in the casket was not my aunt. My aunt was the woman that her children spoke inarticulately and impoeticly about, but was described by the soul that they dedicated to their amateur efforts of describing her. My aunt was the (correction, there was ONE person who spoke PERFECTLY! her eldest granddaughter, I will get to that in a moment) My Aunt was the woman that took me to my first white sox game, to my first cubs game, who was the driver when I went on my first fishing trip, the one who had the first VCR, the one who introduced me to “cheese popcorn” (I don’t know why, I STILL LOVE that junk food) The first who taugh me (through whatever method) how to be responsible (here (wickedpinto) I need a coke, and some oreo’s, and if I came back with less change than I was owed, she would make sure that _I_ went back in (only happened once) and argued the case)
My aunt wasn’t all smiles, she didn’t fart rainbows, she didn’t piss heavy water, or shit gold, she wasn’t perfect. But she was my aunt, and I remember those times when she was either stern and taught me a lesson, or those times, when it SEEMED! like she farted rainbows, (I don’t know about the pissing heavy water, or shitting gold, thats kinda sick, what kinda perv do you think I am?)
Also? I remember when she was the only person who didn’t just call me on my birthday but EVERYONE of her family, her siblings (8(9total)) her siblings children (I think 29) and her siblings childrens children (I think we are at about 30 now) Grand total AT LEAST 67 people she went out of her way to contact (and lets not forget the few who were her siblings childrens childrens children) I don’t think she had a day planner, I HONESTLY think that she remembered everyone of those days, cuz to my aunt, who stopped living on tuesday remembered everyone of those dates without assistance.
Another thing about my aunt. She was the socialite, highschool cheerleader, organizing every major event of the family for all her siblings and shit like that.
she wasn’t the eldest, in fact she was the middle child, but to comfort my mother and my uncle, I said (they know I’m an atheist) “if there is a heaven, I wouldn’t be surprised if she planned this, so that when the rest of us join her, she can have a “tissue paper flower” float waiting, with a gigantic celebration, cuz noone could do a better job.”
(NOW! I can tear up and cry, cuz everyone else has faced it, and NOW I feel exactly how I feel.)
Just saying, lost track, but I think I said something. Exactly what, I have no clue, but I think I said it.
February 4, 2007 at 1:32 pm |
If it were just my aunt I wouldn’t be like this, but I found out a number of months ago that another aunt (on the other side of the family) is prolly gonna die (I didn’t like her much, but she’s still my aunt and made few good kids, and gave up the FIRST of my blood in my memory, in one of her sons) and later she lost another son, and myself another cousin. That broad, though personaly I don’t like her much, though I can understand why she was cold to myself and others cuz she lost one, and later two (not to mention she also found out when I was like 8 or so that her only daughter was a lesbian, and I think she might have been envious of that lesbian cuz that aunt, really went out of her way to shit on the various men (at least those who were my father and his twin, or those associated with my father and his twin) but still, she’s my aunt, and I learned much from her.
Not as much as from the one who is already passed.
So Anyways, I had one aunt pass on tuesday, another aunt is standing in the aisle waiting. Another second cousin (I call my second cousins (my cousins children) li’llil’l cousins, even though I’m younger than almost all my cuz’s, and only taller than my mothers family and my fathers female nieces (my pop’s’s family tends to make VERY TALL men, the only person shorter than I (6’2″) is my brother, by less than an inch at full posture)
back to point, I just lost an aunt, and I will likely lose another aunt since her cancer metasticized, but before I lose that second aunt, I’m gonna lose a second cousin that I only met while he was still in his mothers woman, 12 years ago. an 11 year old boy will be dying, almost guarantee’d by the end of the month.
While I’m relatively indifferent to my fathers side of the family, this particular cousin is a GOOD FRIGGEN GUY, and while I never knew his boy, NOONE! deserves to suffer that, and just thinking about it scares the living shit out of me.
And then, my second most eldest uncle, who has been tickling at life endangering illness for about 20 years, is now diagnosed with a broad cancer.
Now, for that uncle to die is not surprising, he’s into his 70’s and has my sense of self maintenence (as in none) but you know? after 8 heart surgeries (granted all of them scopic) but you would figure somewhere along the line the blood tests would have turned up a random floating (same thing as metasticis) cancer cell would have appeared?
THE GUYS BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR ABOUT 4 out of the last 7 years? and you miss FUCKING CANCER!?!?!?
My point? I’m worried.
The “it comes in three’s” thing, but actually I think that isn’t right.
I think that the barrier has been broken, and now everyone is racing for it. My Mothers eldest brother is on the verge of death not expected to make the week. I didn’t like him much either, but he wasn’t a bad person and he was my uncle, but who knows that his passing wouldn’t make ANOTHER family member give up? Like reasonably healthy spouses who die within days weeks or months of eachother?
I hope my moms family doesn’t cascade, though, I can see at least 4 reasonable options, and I see that, and thats bad enough.
February 6, 2007 at 6:59 pm |
I’m done with this train of thought until there is evidence of a domino effect.
Sorry for the yappiness.
February 7, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Dominoe falling.
My second most eldest uncle is about to die. 6-8 weeks at top survival.
Gonna be a lunatic once again in the next several weeks.
February 8, 2007 at 8:10 pm |
as my family falls my friends deliver.
HORRIBLE remorse, injected with pleasent understanding.
As my aunts and uncles pass, my friends procreate.
Lifes a bitch.
February 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm |
Hey Wicked. I’m sorry to hear of this happening in your family. You and I are on opposite sides of the fence when it comes to a belief in God but I hope you won’t mind if I will have said a prayer for you and your family.
February 11, 2007 at 3:24 pm |
Of course cranky. I know what I think, but I might be wrong, and even if that didn’t factor into it in any way, you are expressing yourself in the most honest and heartfelt way. That deserves nothing but respect and appreciation.
Thank you. He’s definately gonna be gone soon, but at least he will be in the company of his children and some of his sisters when it happens. Also he will be planted in his home.
February 12, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
Death doesn’t really upset me. Been to many many funerals and wakes in my life. My tears are for those who live. I grieve with them.
Many times I’ve been relieved when someone died. Their suffering was over, or they lived a long full life.
February 13, 2007 at 5:01 pm |
As my aunts and uncles pass, my friends procreate.
Circle of life, my on-line friend. My sympathies to you for your loss.
February 22, 2007 at 4:59 am |
Beclowned.
I just didn’t want to leave you out.
February 23, 2007 at 6:19 am |
My uncle did die, last sunday.
once again, I didn’t like him, but I love my family, and he wasn’t a bad guy, in fact, he was remarkably smart, the sadness _I_ suffer is that I might waste myself and become an eternal loser like he was.
Well, not loser, he was a good teacher, though people didn’t know it.
I hope no more dominoes fall.
February 23, 2007 at 6:25 am |
Stand tall, WP – this is when the rest of the family needs you.
February 23, 2007 at 6:38 am |
WP…Let’s get it on…..you’ll feel better. You know you will…..
February 23, 2007 at 1:59 pm |
Stephanie dear, I don’t think you know what you’re saying…
February 23, 2007 at 3:21 pm |
Sorry for your loss.
February 24, 2007 at 8:09 am |
KC?
DFWTF!
February 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
My cousin’s boy just passed away, he was only twelve.
Once again not a surprise, but now THAT! just sucks. Losing your child at age 12, any age for that matter, but at friggen 12?
Brain tumor for the last year.
February 28, 2007 at 6:50 am |
I prolly got an aunt following in the next couple months.
I knew all of these dead people, and the people who will be dead soon, but even my cold and rational (I know, “you rational wicked?”) ass can’t help but fall into a morose mood. When most of your filial connections are built on the extinction of the few family members you likedish, you kinda lose track of what you are supposed to do.
February 28, 2007 at 1:43 pm |
Too bad Wicks. Especially sad about the 12 year old boy. What a tragedy. There are plenty of folks who like you. I do.
What does DFWTF mean?
February 28, 2007 at 6:52 pm |
Don’t F with the fantasy.
March 1, 2007 at 4:15 am |
My sympathies, WP. Big time. I’ve got a 12-year-old daughter and my world would be destroyed without her. I can’t imagine a deeper loss or greater pain for a parent than to lose a child in this way.
Sounds like some rough times for you right now. Do your best to keep it together and remember, we’re here for ya, if you need us.
March 1, 2007 at 5:39 pm |
Wiser I have one of those in my house too. A treasure.
March 1, 2007 at 9:37 pm |
Thinks aren’t bad for me, it’s bad for them. I got it easy, one mom, one dad, one brother, one sister. and all of mines are healthy, it’s the aunts uncles cousins and stuff that are going through a hard time. Still, it’s a lot all at once, thats for sure.
March 4, 2007 at 6:53 am |
Um. . . .
Well, first.
earlier saturday was the memmoriam, whatever it’s called when we stare at my uncles urn before his final disposition is decided in the presense of family.
We had the sermon (rather bizarre) and the luncheon where family got to socialize (and once again, as always it was my brother and I with the crowd, cuz we are the funny and entertaining ones, witnout being disrespectful(believe it or not, it takes a LOT of discipline to indure being the center of attention, even in humor, especially during a funerial luncheon))
And it wasn’t exactly easy, but. . . .
can we get some good cheer going on in KC’s Comments section?
She ain’t gonna be hitting a thousand if everyone is just saying “poor wicked cuz the old people in your family die” (though the 12 year olds a real bitch)
Can someone who isn’t dealing with this crap PLEASE! update with something humorous or entertaining?
I ain’t kidding, I want 1K comments by years end, and a million in the next 2 or 3.
March 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm |
A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
‘Well, that’s great……….that’s really great………. Some
asshole’s got my pen.’
March 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
An Amish man and his new bride are driving their new horse and carriage. A car drives by and spooks the horse.
The Amish man finally calms the horse, and yells “that’s number one!”
Down the road a piece a dog barks and the horse takes off again. The man stops the horse and yells, “that’s number two!”
‘Round the next corner a hunter’s gun goes off. The horse bolts again. After the man stops the horse, he yells “that’s number three!”, and reaches behind for his gun and shoots the horse in the head, dead.
The young wife recoils in horror and screams, “How could you do such a thing, you must be mad!”
The Amish man says, ” that’s number one”
March 7, 2007 at 12:37 am |
Oh lord. It’s either death topics or wiser’s jokes.
March 7, 2007 at 1:31 am |
you want sex stories?
I mean, things like this don’t usually happen to me, but one night, I was in my dorm room at college and there came a knock on the door…………
March 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
Wheres compose with a good VD, or soiling themselves story?
March 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
compos.
March 7, 2007 at 1:38 pm |
one time, at band camp..
March 7, 2007 at 1:50 pm |
*fantasising*
PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE, PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE, PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE!!!
March 7, 2007 at 1:51 pm |
The Lute would be acceptable, though disturbing, so PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE!!!
March 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm |
I worked the BRASS, you sick freak. Flutes/lutes can be very…cold.
March 7, 2007 at 8:29 pm |
I worked the BRASS, you sick freak.
In high school, I dated a girl who play the tuba. She had some amazing lips, let me tell you.
March 8, 2007 at 7:03 am |
Lutes can also be rather large, and ungainly.
Wiser, PLEASE do not elaborate on the tuba, thats, thats.
you know?
March 8, 2007 at 7:03 am |
Piccolo?
March 12, 2007 at 7:27 pm |
Tuba = lung capacity. Right wiser?
March 12, 2007 at 8:43 pm |
exactly.
So, I guess it’s down to just the three of us that hang out here now? I gotta say, it’s like what you’ve done with the place. No stress, real laid back, no pressure to always be “funny” or “on,” no Rosetta……
Nothing says “Exclusive!” like keeping the riff-raff out.
March 12, 2007 at 11:24 pm |
Just tell Wicks to stop linking me and we’re safe. Rosetta ain’t so bad. Admit it, you dig him/her.
March 13, 2007 at 3:35 am |
IF WP stops linking you, you won’t make that “1000 posts by 1/1/08!”
Honestly, don’t you think it’s important for everyone to have a goal?
March 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
I don’t set goals. Can’t you tell by the nature of this blog? I just cruuuuuise through each day and see what it brings.
Tell me about your scuba diving. Isn’t that a pic of you in a wet suit at Ace’s? I’ve always wanted to try that. Snorkeling is about all I’ve done.
March 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm |
Not your goals, Pinto’s goals. Do you want to deny him the feeling of satisfaction he may get if he actually succeeds in getting this one thread to 1000 posts?
I’ve been scuba diving for about 10 years or so. (yeah, that’s really me in that picture.) I absolutely love it. I’ve only got about 40 dives under my belt, but those are nearly all on the Caribbean, so I think they count for more. It is probably the most calming, totally relaxing experience I know.
I remember when I first started diving, being down about 80 feet on a Christmas morning in Mexico and I just stopped, realized where I was and what I was doing and, in that one moment, I was in a state of absolute peace. It was unreal. I had never felt that before.
I’ve done wreck dives, night dives, night wreck dives, cenote dives (which are like caves), and just plain open water dives. I’ve enjoyed them all, although the cenote was a little unnerving. I like the dives where there is no pressure to really do anything (like wrecks and cenotes) and prefer the tranquil reef dives, where it’s all just so beautiful. Especially if you get a nice current flowing, you just get neutral and float past it all. You can stay down almost forever on those dives.
You should really give it a try. It seems scary at first, because they hit you with all of the stuff that can go wrong, but as long as you don’t push the tables or act like an idiot, you are perfectly safe. And while I’ve tried to describe the feeling, there is nothing like actually taking a dive of your own.
Trust me, you will love it.
March 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
And while I’ve tried to describe the feeling, there is nothing like actually taking a dive of your own.
Of course, it is the complete opposite of jumping out of a plane. That was an amazing rush!
March 13, 2007 at 8:14 pm |
When I was in Oki, I thought about getting a qual. A friend of mine was a divemaster, and offered to let me use one of his spare sets, to go down on a little familiarization dive, not deep, just go under, look around and get a feel for the gear, so that I can be more prepared for the qual.
I’m like HELL YEAH!
We go out and he helps me out, gives me the once over and then down we go (there is so much fodder already for a bunch of gay jokes in this) And it’s STUNNING! It’s almost like you see more under water than in open air (in clear water anyways) and the stuff that is under the surface is amazing.
We surface, and I decide I don’t wanna dive. The confusing sense of claustrophobia from pressure, and agoraphobia that comes with seeing on for ever, scared the shit out of me.
March 13, 2007 at 8:15 pm |
A Man’s gotta have goals. and THIS IS ALL I HAVE!
DON’T JUDGE ME!
March 13, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
Well, I have nether scuba’d or jumped out of a plane. Don’t think I want to jump out of a plane. Flying scares me enough as it is. I have to get on a plane in a few days–tell me not to be scared.
WP I will stand aside and let you accomplish your hit goal on this blog.
But we need more than me and Wiser. I’m boring, and wiser has a tendency to overindulge in alcohol. NTTAWWT.
March 14, 2007 at 1:48 am |
tendency to….? WHAT?
One night. ONE NIGHT! And I’m branded forever. And I paid for the shoes, didn’t I?
Okay, maybe more than one night, but didn’t we determine that you are much safer when I am in my cups?
If you think I’m bad when drunk, you should see me sober.
March 14, 2007 at 1:59 am |
The confusing sense of claustrophobia from pressure,
It’s funny, but I am a bit claustrophobic myself, but I have only had that feeling when diving once, and that was when I forgot to wear my contact lenses. I couldn’t see more than 2 feet and suddenly, I got a little freaked. I almost aborted, but I didn’t want to ruin the dive for my dive buddy and I knew it was all going to be okay, so I brought myself under control and had a great time.
If you are at all interested, KC, you’ve at least got to try a familiarization dive. You might find yourself hooked. They are beyond safe and they don’t go below 30 feet or so, so you can always surface easily. Just be sure to do it somewhere like the Florida Keys or the Carribean. Like WP says, it’s stunning when it’s clear, but it sucks when the visibility is low.
As a comparison, I did my check-out dives in Long Island Sound. Visibility? 2″. that’s ” as in “inches.”
March 14, 2007 at 3:07 am |
If I were the kinda guy who could be Force, I would have gotten into it, but I was too hated, shit, I was dumped for the UNIFORM inspection for MSG by my own commander. Thats on the page eleven.
I could have tolerated and in fact enjoyed diving, but every experience would have been an ex-post-facto enjoyment, even though the actual experience would have scared the shit out of me.
I’m neither claustrophobic (was in the spelunking club when I was in Highschool) nor am I Agoraphobic (well, my fear of heights is actually based on agoraphobia, but if I can touch something solid it fades)
But under water, the compression of irrational behavior is sudden, and complete.
It scared the shit out of me. Also, I don’t know, but I might be more sensitive to pressure than others. I am not affraid of flying, but my ears are torture.
Maybe my bitchiness about pressure is the real reason, I don’t know.
And without a dout, I still snorkeled a shitload in Oki though I didn’t dive.
The suboceanic is just as, if not more gorgeous than the desert.
EFFING, EFFING BEAUTIFUL!
March 14, 2007 at 3:48 am |
But under water, the compression of irrational behavior is sudden, and complete.
That can be a serious problem. Down below 60 feet or so is a bad place to have an episode. You can seriously hurt yourself if you freak and shoot of for the surface.
That’s why my wife doesn’t dive. She had a problem during the lessons we took in a 12 foot pool. She quickly determined that if she couldn’t handle the deep end of a pool, she was not going to do well in the open ocean. She does snorkel and enjoys it, but it really isn’t the same for me. I dig all the gear and shit that goes along with it, so while snorkeling is close, I have seen some stuff that one would never see at the surface.
By older brother went to flight school while in the Marine Corps. He thought it was great and loved the whole process, including his test flights with the instructor. But after just one solo flight, he DORed (or whatever it’s called.) He just didn’t feel comfortable up there alone and realized that was probably not a great feeling to have while 30,000 feet in the air.
March 14, 2007 at 12:43 pm |
I snorkeled and my husband scuba’d in Cancun. We went in at the mouth of a river, so it was a mix of fresh and salt water fish and plants. It was stunning.
My son took some familiarization lessons at school and loved it. He sat down in the deep for 30 minutes, loving life. The boy is such a pistol I think scuba would be an interesting hobby for him–once he gets interested in anything, that is. What is it with teenage boys not giving a shit about anything and thinking they are all that?
Long Island Sound? Eww…
March 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm |
The boy is such a pistol I think scuba would be an interesting hobby for him–once he gets interested in anything, that is.
Dive instructors get the hottest women. I’m just sayin’…. I wish I had known that when I was younger. Woulda a been a whole different career path for ol’ wiser.
March 14, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
When I would climb rocks, my friends would laugh so much about this.
When I’m on the face of a rock (never very significant, my highest rated was an 11b I think, and it was the only 11(I think I have the nomenclature correct) I could tackle, it just happened that that face fit my form of climbing) I move very confidently believieng the whole time that it’s going to be know problem. Not much hesitation, virtually know grunting unless I have to go (I think they call it) double diamond, meaning that you jump to the next grip, for a moment you are in the air HOPING, you can grab the next handle.
Anwyays, my friends would make fun of me, because we had a list of simple not very dangerous rocks that we would take new people too for practice, and I could scurry up these glorified boulders like it was nothing. But once I got to the top of just a little 20 or 30 foot face/boulder, I would lay down, cuz the sensation of that height would make my muscles shivver.
March 14, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
What are the odds of inciting an instalanche?
That would give me joy too.
March 15, 2007 at 2:53 am |
I dunno. Do we really want to cheat and attract trolls to the game? I mean, it’s not like it would be too tough, but the Kevlar would have to spend all that time cleaning up after them.
Instead, I think you and I need to slyly place links in all of our comments on the other sites we haunt, just to see if we can raise awareness of this lonely little blog.
March 15, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
Mission accomplished, WP! I clicked your sneaky link over at Ace’s.
March 15, 2007 at 7:21 pm |
heh,heh,heh. Welcome to the party, pal!
March 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
I can’t believe this thing is still going on! You are persistent, WP.
March 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
Uh, hi everybody!
Hyuck.
March 15, 2007 at 7:43 pm |
Did you just throw a eurotrash terrorist out of the conference room window? Yippee-ky-yay!
March 15, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
Hello, Kevlarchick. WickedPinto. Wiserbud. Dave. Tushar.
Everyone else.
March 15, 2007 at 8:25 pm |
I’d just like to say you have my unqualified support.
And when I say unqualified, I mean it.
March 15, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
hmmm, seems things are pickin’ up in here.
Won’t KC be surprised??
Where the hell did WP post that reminded you all about this little corner of the intertubes?
March 15, 2007 at 8:53 pm |
And now that Nice Deb is here, we can really have some fun!
Honestly, Deb, ’round here, you can be yourself and drop that “nice” facade that you have been fooling everybody with at the other places.
Be yourself! Be that mean, nasty, dirty girl we all know is lurking beneath the surface!
Unless you really are that nice. Which would mark the return of blinding pain of a thousand knives stabbing into my brain.
March 15, 2007 at 9:27 pm |
Tell the truth, I don’t remember Wiser. I was planning on slipping random links inside of one of my novella’s about when I was in the Marines. Jedi-mind-tricking everyone into wondering what the hell I was linking.
March 15, 2007 at 10:19 pm |
Not your goals, Pinto’s goals.
And to give Wickedpinto his due, he stated his goals clearly. He’s hoping the KC will resort to “TITS FOR HITS!”
OK, we’re all hoping for that. At least, that’s the only explanation I can think of for this thread.
🙂
March 15, 2007 at 10:59 pm |
Maybe not KC herself, but this would be a good clearing house for all blog tits.
March 16, 2007 at 1:29 am |
“TITS FOR HITS!”
Well, Michael, if you insist. But my wife says mine really aren’t what they used to be.
March 16, 2007 at 5:41 pm |
Monkey meat!
March 16, 2007 at 7:17 pm |
Yes?
March 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm |
Lipstick is in the middle of implementing operation “.” However, it appears there may be some irresolution on her part.
Apparently the host is a mighty warrior instilling fear into all who see her.
However, anyone who can be schmoozed into the right amount of booze, might cave into the diplomatic realities necessary to achieve my goals.
March 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm |
CURSES!!!!! I totaly closed that link, and I can’t ask for it to be closed, cuz then it gives up the plan.
WAAAAAAAAAH
March 17, 2007 at 3:44 am |
KC says TFH is a GO, it is a GO, GO GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
March 17, 2007 at 4:23 am |
in practices TFH works.
I’m JUST SAYING!
March 17, 2007 at 5:19 am |
I fell down the rabbithole.
March 17, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
Dude! What is TFH?
March 17, 2007 at 5:46 pm |
kevlarchick, it must be this old comment:
Wickedpinto Says:
October 7th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
TITS FOR HITS! (create a drumbeat rythm)
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
Or abject appologizy for the right to contine commenting on this hot new blog.
but?. . . .any chance that we can get?
TITS FOR HITS!
March 18, 2007 at 12:42 am |
WICKED!!!
We are growing to a point to where we are having internal referencing of previous comments!
That is an almost self sustaining site rigth there.
March 18, 2007 at 1:51 am |
The sad thing about how I got here is I simply clicked on Wiserbud’s name over on the moron blog ASSuming Wiserbud’s link would take me to his blog. I like his humor but I’m not cclicking on his name anymore.
March 18, 2007 at 6:00 am |
and wiser called me wiley.
March 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
{{snicker}}
Everything is falling into place perfectly…….
*smiling wickedly and twirling tips of handlebar mustache…*
March 19, 2007 at 4:51 pm |
You boys are wily. I like that.
March 20, 2007 at 1:05 am |
The drawback is we have to excercise temperance. Else the scam gets old.
Every couple weeks we can get people to forget about this place, and then promote a deluge. But if we are lucky, we can be silly enough to get people, out of sheer moronic curiosity to come to the conclusion wiser came to some time ago.
you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.
Words of wisdom to be heard and practiced . . . . .in volume.
March 20, 2007 at 3:30 pm |
devious attempt number 2.
March 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm |
trying to goad blaster into commenting. Hope he takes, seems to be a good sport.
March 20, 2007 at 6:38 pm |
On Music,
Personaly? I think that the BEST emotive musician of the last 40 years was Jim Croce.
“time in a bottle”
My roommate was an “artist” as in paint and palat shit, for a time.
He was a punk rocker (he was from I THINK berkely area originaly, and finaly los(or is it el?) banos, or whatever (the bathroom? I asked) “kinda” he said, I don’t know spanish.
His family was “well off” and even by my not at all well off standards I agree, that he is “only” well off” though he found prosperity, thanks to his mothers nuts, that bitch had nuts, in fact, I said that to her at his wedding. “which is your mother eric, is it this lady?” (of course I was right) “you Ma’am, have bigger balls that most Marines, that whole engine fixing thing! I can’t do it, though I do have testicles, just ask your daughter, please, ask your dauther, she’s HOT”, everyone laughed cuz they were prepared.
Unfortunately I lost that friend not because of HIS family, but because of his wife, who was as mundane as myself.
(I’m gonna be self pittying and somewhat preachy for a minute, so skip the next comment if you cant stand it.)
March 20, 2007 at 6:45 pm |
That night, the night of my friends wedding, _I_ was the only unit friend who went out of his way, I spent more than 2k in a weekend, only 3 months after I left service as an enlisted guy, to be in the presence of my friend, and his wife, who never looked so beautiful, she really did look stunning that day. TALL, almost as tall as my friend (6’plus, she was, and in heals. . . what?) and her broad body, accentuated her body, not her TYPE.
She was beautiful that day, and my friend Eric, it was the only time I would say I saw him smile in anything other than humor or irony.
Eric Smiled, not out of some manipulation of humor, but I think he actually saw his wife, and he smiled, not because he was laughing at my or nates, or some others jokes, he was smiling because, he new that he found joy, and though he couldn’t laugh, his face, for the first time lit up, with something like joyous laughter.
He was so proud, he wanted to laugh, but he was unfamilliar with it.
Eric and Jen? I think will last forever.
Good people, good wedding.
March 20, 2007 at 6:47 pm |
Anyone interested in the same sort of story with a completely different contxt?
THIS ONE IS FUNNY.
hint. I was the “wedding photographer” in vegas.
If KC don’t have the nuts in the next 24, I hope wiser will stand up.
This is a GOOD FLOGGING STORY!!!
March 20, 2007 at 7:40 pm |
Dude, we gotta get you a woman. You need a crazy, sweet, smart chick who will run circles around you.
Is that the story where you screwed the bridesmaid and got caught on camera? OLD.
March 20, 2007 at 9:43 pm |
AAAACK!! WP, what are you doing?? Please don’t get banned anywhere I normally go. I would miss you and it kills me and ruins my reputation to admit it.
March 20, 2007 at 11:09 pm |
Ace ain’t gonna ban me, he is just validating the banification veritas he launched at me last year.
It’s all cool, I know how to handle it, and so does ace. I bet it’s nothing more than a dance pattyann.
Ace ain’t a fool, though I hope he doesn’t read this awesome blog and realize that I know what he’s up to.
As in, create a CLOSE enemy, so that you can bash them, and still stand seperate.
It’s kinda complicated in a political sense, if ace catches me sharing the truth he might actually ban me.
March 20, 2007 at 11:10 pm |
Patyy? you single? and within reasonable distance to chicago?
cuz I don’t care what you look like, I would hit that shit.
I’m just saying.
March 20, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
WP, I consider you my internet-son, as I’m old enough to be your Mother. That said, if I had any crazy, single, loyal, funny, conservative, intelligent female friends who lived close to Chicago, I would definitely hook them up with you.
March 21, 2007 at 11:51 pm |
You would regret it PattyAnn.
I’m a nice guy, but a bit of a heart breaker, though I don’t realize it until I have established a platonic friendship after the end of the romantic one.
Back to the banning thing. If he did ban me, I had it coming, and can’t rightly complain, I was being a jackass, and needed to be set straight. I should have seen it coming (my crazy) I was building toward it the previous week. LauraW caught onto it earlier in the day.
March 21, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
No KC the wedding photographer one is completely different, I only remembered it after I ran into an article about the wife.
and there is absolutely no sex involved.
March 22, 2007 at 3:59 am |
A Friend got married, it was in one of those pissant chappels (chappel of flowers? or something like that?) in vegas. It was a small retinue, and me being me, who’da’thunk? didn’t have a date, like I’m gonna bring one of my cock sponges to something I find value in.
Anyways, I was given the camera’s. They knew I wouldn’t be teared up (which is wrong) and I wouldn’t be holding my girls hand, so everyone gave me their camera’s. So I was basicaly the photographer of an impromptu weddig in vegas.
Now, I have no respect, also I’m an atheist, so I have even lest respect.
I was told to take pictures of the wedding, the ceremony itself, and I took my job serious. I wanted to catch the husband looking lovingly at his wife as he recites his vows, and the bride as she hears them.
So I got up, and stood behind the priest performing the ceremony, and was leaning over his shoulder as he was offering the various forms, more than a few times using his shoulder to allow for a stable picture.
I had a couple of “up shots” making the bride and groom look like giants on their great day, but I was nudging the priest out of my way.
My friend said I took some great pictures, but they are hiding a bunch of others, because it’s hard to make a bride look beautiful when she is glaring at the guy behind the camera.
Still, a lot of good pictures. Ain’t my fault that the priest was Dicking up my angle.
March 22, 2007 at 4:12 am |
I SO! fucking wish ace hadn’t appologized to me.
I feel like 10X the dick that I am.
March 22, 2007 at 4:49 am |
WP.
How many of us have counseled you?
Tried to help?
You’re a good guy D. I just wish you’d stop trying to overdo yourself. You’re gonna wear out your welcome, and that’d be a goddam shame.
Look at the normal people. Emulate them on occasion, ok?
March 22, 2007 at 4:56 am |
Dave, I am a normal person, and it’s when my crazy takes control that I become the crazy wickedpintoy buffoon and it’s hard to control. crazy is crazy for a reason, if you know what I mean.
I’m working on it though.
I appreciate the sentiment.
March 22, 2007 at 4:59 am |
And I thank all of you for the concern.
You are all very good people, I knew it before, but in this case, it’s magnified.
Huggies?
Lets get them.
*HUGS!*
March 22, 2007 at 8:22 am |
Hrm.
Aces place looks different.
did he ban me right after he appologized?
Seems odd.
All cool, just an odd way to find out.
March 22, 2007 at 8:52 am |
Am I the only person on the planet who finds the “Ask a Ninja” bit “The creative imperative!” “YOU, WILL , CREATE” friggen hilarious?
March 23, 2007 at 12:39 am |
I find you views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
March 23, 2007 at 3:53 pm |
nah, it was goobered up yesterday WP. he didn’t ban ya.
March 23, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
So I saw Elton John in concert the other night. Good show, but whoever was responsible for the sound or mixing of the guitar player should be beaten, then fired.
In both Saturday Night’s Alright… and Funeral for a Friend, the guitar needs to be just all-out raw power when he hits those chords (you know which ones I mean.) Instead it looked like someone playing air guitar. They about had the rafters shaking, then this nothing litle guitar that you could barely hear just limps in. Ruined both songs and, since this was near the end of the show, really left me less than impressed with the whole show.
Too bad. I really like Elton, especially since he played mostly his old stuff all night.
March 23, 2007 at 6:49 pm |
Haven’t seen Elton John live.
March 23, 2007 at 6:52 pm |
he looks like a pudgy little gnome, but damn, the man can play.
March 23, 2007 at 6:54 pm |
You mean Elton Fag?
March 23, 2007 at 6:55 pm |
I keed. But I’m not a fan.
True story, I showed up a week late for my dorm room assignment, and my roomie (whom I did not know) was kinda pissed cause he thought he was gonna get the place to himself. So he sulked a bit, and finally decided to make some gesture of peace, and turned on his stereo and said “do you like Elton John”?
And I said to him what I just posted to you.
Yeah, it was a long semester.
March 23, 2007 at 7:01 pm |
Okay, he was only a little bit dreamy. But come on, the guy is turning 60!
March 23, 2007 at 7:03 pm |
Heh, my first roomie would wake up in the middle of the night and piss right in the middle of the floor and then go back to sleep.
This went on for weeks and it was really disgusting.
After a particulary long night of drinking, I got all of the guys on our floor to piss in his dresser. Damn near filled the thing up. The next morning when my roommate found his sopping wet clothes, I told him that he did it. A few more nights of his stuff being covered in piss — shoes, book bag — he moved out and I got my own room. A stinky room, but mine.
March 23, 2007 at 7:07 pm |
final proof that ace’s site is screwed up. Comments start appearing here, the very last place on the intertubes.
March 23, 2007 at 7:16 pm |
*tears on cheeks*
March 23, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
I am gobsmacked. Ace banned me. (No, I’m not even kidding.) I wonder if it was my “Sno Balls” comment?
March 23, 2007 at 7:55 pm |
I don’t think you were banned, PattyAnn. He’s been having some issues lately.
Trust me, you will know when you are being banned.
March 23, 2007 at 8:00 pm |
When i try to post, this is what I get.
“Your IP address (72.64.xxx.xx) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.”
I put those x’s in there.
Looks to me like I’ve been banned. Heh! I’ve finally done something WP can’t do. (I wrote Ace and asked him to un ban me).
March 23, 2007 at 8:03 pm |
I’ve finally done something WP can’t do.
Maintain coherence for 24 hours in a row?
March 23, 2007 at 8:21 pm |
Oh, Ace is back. See ya there! (well, not you PattyAnn, but well, pretty much everybody else.)
March 23, 2007 at 8:35 pm |
Sorry Patty, you were probably a victim of poor aim.
You will probably get a response something like “OH! SHIT! I was aiming for wicked, sorry about that, now I’ll be right back, thanks for pointing that out patty” 🙂
March 23, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
Awww Shucks Wiser, you give me too much credit.
March 23, 2007 at 10:45 pm |
Well crap. I just checked and I’m still banned. I think I have DHCP SO I’m going to try to reboot and see if I get a new IP address. Otherwise, I’ll see y’all on IB or here. SNIFF.
March 23, 2007 at 10:53 pm |
Ace moved and left this as the forwarding address? Kewl!
Got KC up to about 271 comments now. Only 999,739 to go.
March 23, 2007 at 11:19 pm |
Hubby says my IP changes only about once a week. So that didn’t work.
Thanks to KC, WB and WP for saying nice things about me over at AOS.
I feel like Elizabeth must feel when Rosie stifles her. Not that I’m Elizabeth and not that Ace is Rosie. Please don’t tell him I put him in Rosie’s shoes; he’ll never unban me.
March 23, 2007 at 11:44 pm |
Wow, I’ve been missing out on this.
Hi KC!
Wiser, have you been scuba diving in the BVI? I’m going there in 2 weeks!
March 24, 2007 at 4:58 am |
Just wear a lot of sunscreen.
March 24, 2007 at 5:39 am |
Eddie, I already mailed all our liquids, creams and gels to the hotel, including sunscreen and bug spray.
It’s carry-ons only, baby! We’ll be zipping through the airports!
March 24, 2007 at 10:39 am |
Man, my father is a very very small person.
then again, my mother is a “small” person, and my brother is a “Person” and so, well, I don’t know how to judge my father, but, after tonight? I will not speak to him for several several weeks.
March 24, 2007 at 10:40 am |
ESPECIALLY considering how I judge myself.
March 24, 2007 at 4:02 pm |
Lipstick it sounds like you’re going to have a great vacation.
WP, is what he did worth you being so upset? Life’s too short to waste it by letting someone ruin your attitude or giving you a bad day. Try to forget about it.
Kevlar, I hope you don’t mind me posting so much here. What a week I’ve had; WP makes me an honorary broken bitch and Ace bans me. I must be doing something right.
March 24, 2007 at 8:11 pm |
Pinto, if you had just killed your parents like ive been telling you to for the last 30 years you wouldnt still be having these problems.
Do it all ready. These other voices in your head are starting to creep me out…
March 24, 2007 at 11:18 pm |
Are you kidding?! Patty Ann, you are welcome here. You balance things out. Hopefully someone will get to Ace and have him unban you. It was surely a mistake.
I want to hear all about Lipstick’s adventures since I have no life.
Satan, get thee behind me.
March 25, 2007 at 12:55 am |
“Satan, get thee behind me.”
Again woman?
Your killing me.
Just because i have horns doesnt mean im always horny.
Why dont you use that ‘thing’ i bought you and let me get some sleep?
You know I have to get up early in the morning and welcome a bunch of lawyers to their new ‘office.’
March 25, 2007 at 1:32 am |
Ain’t like that Patty, it’s just the way things are with us.
March 25, 2007 at 3:03 am |
Lipstick, sorry for taking so long to respond.
I took my first div ein the USVI (St. John’s) while on my honeymoon. It was too cool. We didn’t go deep, which meant we could stay down for quite a while My wife hated it, so she stayed on the boat and tanned.
Have an awesome trip and definitely give diving a try if you haven’t before. It seem scary at first, but it is really, really safe and all you need to do is keep reminding yourself that, unless you completely screw up, nothing will go wrong.
But even if it does, I couldn’t think of a better place to die. 🙂
March 25, 2007 at 4:20 am |
Lipstick:
Oops. Oh well. Good luck. Try not to pet the underwater critters.
I have to wear a bunch of that sh&t because I’m so pale, I need sunscreen in a rainstorm. And since I like to bike and hike in the summer, it gets really fun with SPF 8000 streaking down my face.
March 25, 2007 at 5:15 am |
At least you accept that some things don’t change, WP. Anyone who spends their life thinking they can change or fix everything is delusional.
KevlarChick, I agree with you; I think I’ve just been caught up in the new comments thingy banishing machine.
Can somebody please get a message to Amish for me that his comments today “over there” have been my only entertainment and I especially liked his village-people-Amish?
March 25, 2007 at 5:29 am |
Like I said wiser, I COULD dive, but there is something about diving that is so reminiscent of the last acts of a desperate dying individual.
Like I said again, scares the shit out of me. I COULD do it, and I could enjoy it once I surfaced, but still, never ending confusing terror of phobias that I don’t really have.
though, having snorkeled a lot, I can understand the beauty, of being underwater, if anyone can handle the pressure and the experience, I suggest you do it.
I remember once, diving down to spear a fish (we liked hunting our own food when we camped, cuz all of us had snorkeling gear, and we were in oki, really, if you can’t hand, or arm spear(whatever it’s called, basicaly a slingshot sorta spear attacked to the forearm?) a fish in oki? you are a retard) and I got caught in one of those little tidal streams.
theres a lot, LOT LOT LOT of coral around oki (should try oki as a dive spot sometime wiser, being a US citizen and if you know someone who resides on base you can get lodging, GOOD lodging for next to nothing. 32 bucks for a 2 bedroom? can you beat that?) and thats why snorkeling and diving is so popular there. The drawback is that everyonce in a wile, you are retarded (like I and 2 other friends were.) Diving into a “sink” I think is what they are called, and then as you either dive or surface, you get caught by the currents and they throw you into the narrow valley like openings of the surface coral.
we were battered little bitches by the time we got to the serface, thank god we were all good swimmers, (well 2 good swimmers, the other was a decent swimmer, but decent enough) who knew that it’s worth breathing water if you exhale water the next breath.
(Um, the inhale exhale water thing is complicated, but it has something to do with what most think of as lifeguard training, though not really that much)
We surfaced, and I thought it was awesome, but noone would do a freedive like that with me, and I’m not retarded enough to do it alone.
But the Scuba cats? they have to think of that ALL THE FRIGGEN TIME! at least if they are only moving in small groups.
March 25, 2007 at 9:12 pm |
Yea! Ace sent Pixy the okay to un-ban me. I had no idea just knowing I *could not* comment would be so taxing on me. I’m probably going to be too stressed out to comment for 3 to 4 days now. Sure…
March 25, 2007 at 9:23 pm |
so, I bought a new dishwasher today…….
Damn, I have some kind of life, don’t I?
March 25, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
Wiserbud, what’s her name?
March 25, 2007 at 10:09 pm |
Q. Why do men want their brides to wear white?
A. Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove.
Thank you – I’ll be here all Eternity. Tip your waitress and drive safe.
March 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm |
did they say why you were banned? Were you one of those malware carriers that pixy was talking about the other day?
March 26, 2007 at 12:33 am |
Nothing was said about malware to me, just that Ace wasn’t around much and saw my emails this afternoon and Pixy will be unbanning me. That is all I know.
March 26, 2007 at 1:10 am |
Pixy has a blog here –
http://ai.mee.nu/
In case you ever need to get hold of him.
March 26, 2007 at 1:12 am |
p.s. The “New Comments Thingey”
That was my idea.
Evil.
March 26, 2007 at 1:21 am |
Thanks Satan, but I doubt Pixy would help me out unless Ace blessed it.
You’ll probably burn in hell for the New Comments Thingy.
March 26, 2007 at 2:24 am |
Isn’t that redundant PattyAnn?
March 26, 2007 at 11:23 am |
WP, I didn’t think Satan burned in hell, just thought he was the unburned boss there? You have inside scoop?
March 26, 2007 at 1:08 pm |
I like this joke.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking
him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” “Oh no,”
I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either!”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ” I
said, “No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!”
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?” “No, I don’t,” I said.
He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”
“No,” I said
He looked at me and said, “Then, why do you even give a shit?”
March 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
WP, I didn’t think Satan burned in hell, just thought he was the unburned boss there?
Yeah im afraid WPs right Pattyann. I burn. But its a dry heat. Sort of like Vegas, but with less casinos and more damnation.
March 26, 2007 at 4:46 pm |
300?
300 comments for a blog that doesnt even exist aint too shabby.
To celebrate im going to take you all out to dinner.
March 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm |
am I late?
March 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm |
I pulled a Slublog.
Posted at AoS by: mesablue at March 26, 2007 03:42 PM (DzeyU)
March 26, 2007 at 9:35 pm |
Is pulling a Slublog as bad as embedding a link to KevlarChick’s blog in wiserbud? 😛
March 26, 2007 at 10:14 pm |
Yes, PattyAnn. If you pull that crap it IB you’ll get banned again.
🙂
March 26, 2007 at 10:59 pm |
Okay, Michael.
March 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
Thanks Wiser!
We’re both certified so we’ll probably take the opportunity to go down.
(giggle)
March 28, 2007 at 4:22 pm |
girl you are so bad! Don’t bait him! He’ll end up puking on you.
Don’t get mad though, he’s so sweet afterward.
March 28, 2007 at 10:05 pm |
Don’t get mad though, he’s so sweet afterward.
Well, yeah, but that’s usually because I’m unconscious. Many, many women have told me that that’s the time when I am the most……. tolerable.
March 28, 2007 at 10:06 pm |
And I always offer to pay the cleaning bills, don’t I?
Now that’s what I call a being a gentleman!
March 29, 2007 at 9:14 am |
I just realized why I’m such a douche.
I tend to tickle at rational opinions and thoughts for an hour or two, and then I get drunk, and I tell stupid pooter stories.
A thin line between love and hate.
March 29, 2007 at 7:15 pm |
I just realized why I’m such a douche.
you’re just a little slow, ain’t ya?
And, trust me, there’s a lot more reasons evident that what you have recently discovered about yourself.
😉
March 29, 2007 at 7:17 pm |
Why do I have this self-destructive need to poke the bear like that? What personal demons am I battling that forces me to attack my friends in this way? Am I really that insufferably mean or do I just like stirring the pot?
Aaaaaaahhh, who cares. I yam what I yam.
March 30, 2007 at 4:07 am |
wily, wily wiser.
March 30, 2007 at 6:46 am |
Where can I find boobies?
March 30, 2007 at 8:13 am |
they’re here somewhere
March 30, 2007 at 11:15 am |
Wily, my ass. That was blatant with a capital B. Of course, I fell for it again, though.
March 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm |
some of you people are too easy. *glancing in Patty Ann’s direction*
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March 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm |
well, that didn’t work out as I had hoped.
March 30, 2007 at 1:27 pm |
Works for me just fine wiser.
March 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm |
Damn, I took a left when I meant to take a right. Now I’m lost.
March 30, 2007 at 1:58 pm |
roc, darling, you are right where you’re supposed to be.
March 30, 2007 at 2:13 pm |
Wiserbud, what are those? Your Boobs? I think your nipples are a bit off-center.
March 31, 2007 at 2:32 am |
Madeleine Albright is the complete package. Beautiful, sexy AND politically astute.
Posted by: Rosetta at March 30, 2007 05:14 PM (omkIU)
Just needed someplace to store this.
March 31, 2007 at 2:35 am |
Oh, and as for my boobs above, yeah, they really aren’t what they used to be.
March 31, 2007 at 3:35 am |
Just want to cross-post this here, as I found their honesty absolutely incredible:
I’ve been in Denver for the last few days. When I arrived, it was 65 degrees and beautiful. When I woke up yesterday morning, it was like a blizzard had hit the town. Today was again approx. 60 degrees and beautiful, melting all of yesterday’s snow away.
In the local paper, they had a story about how the storm hit about 8 hours earlier than the “experts” expected and stayed longer than they thought it would. A couple of quotes that amazed me:
“The reason for the almost eight-hour miss was the problem of forecasters choosing among differing computer models.”
“Two nights ago, it was giving us quite a bit of rain, and that didn’t happen.”
“With inconsistent reports from various models, meteorologists based their final forecasts on experience.”
If they can’t predict a snowstorm accurately within one or two days, how the fuck can we trust their predictions for the next 50 or 100 years?
March 31, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
I laughed out loud when rosetta posted that wiser, at first I kinda just glanced over it, and took me a couple extra seconds to processa what he said.
Thats not a bad idea. great moments in moronism being archived at KC’s Best of the comment net.
March 31, 2007 at 9:29 pm |
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
It’s about Jenna Jameson.
I so so many places to go with that quote, I’m not gonna bother. I woulda figured some of our friends would have been all over that thing.
April 2, 2007 at 2:41 am |
I just acquired a copy of Roger Waters in concert from June, 2000. It is amazing. His band is amazingly tight. They do Pink Floyd about 1000 times better than the current version of the band does.
Absolutely incredible.
He is coming to Hartford this summer. I wish I knew someone who was as into Roger Water as I was. My wife isn’t, so she wouldn’t enjoy herself at the show. Same with Genesis.
Oh, well, at least I have a huge-screen TV. Probably better than actually being there anyway.
April 2, 2007 at 6:13 am |
I wish I knew someone who was as into Roger Water as I was
I didn’t like Hairspray, hated Crybaby, and really “Pink Flamingo’s?”
April 2, 2007 at 6:17 am |
True story.
While working at an assembly plant, one of the guys I liked, almost got shitcanned, and he said something like “I don’t know why, I just sometimes feel as though I’m gonna miss something big.”
Before anyone could respond, I said “Pink Floyd ain’t shit without roger waters, the beatles are not gonna get back togher, and who the EFF cared about Frank Sinatra to begin with.”
Dead silence, because of my seaming non-sequitor, and then the older woman friend, who was also a supervisor started laughing.
“yeah (wickedpinto) I guess there are no more big things coming anytime soon”
April 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm |
What would it take to get the Beatles back together?
Another bullet and another brain tumor.
or any combination of the two….it was really a lot better joke when it was “3 more bullets” but i take what i can work with.
April 2, 2007 at 6:33 pm |
Could you do the Grateful Dead too?
April 2, 2007 at 11:58 pm |
Wiser, I’ll go to Genesis with you. Wish Peter Gabriel was there however.
I’d much rather see David Gilmour. .
Regarding weather: we’ll top out at 80 tomorrow, thunderstorms from hell will roll thru, and we’ll have snow flurries on Wed. It’s March.
April 3, 2007 at 2:27 am |
Wish Peter Gabriel was there however.
I am giving Genesis a pass, because I refuse to pay $200 a ticket to hear Abacab live. But if Gabriel was joining them, I wouldn’t miss it.
I saw Peter a few years ago at the Meadowlands. When he fell backward into the audience, instead of the usual “passing him around over their heads” bit, he was instead swallowed up and mauled by the crowd. Two security guards had to jump in and pull him out of the crowd. His suit was nearly entirely ripped off his back.
I doubt he ever did that schtick again in NY or NJ.
April 3, 2007 at 3:38 am |
I have a peter Gabriel bootleg from a show right after he left Genesis. Its ok. It could have been great but he did this weird thing with his voice that sounded very…sheep like. It was odd. He does do an amazing job of “Here Comes the Flood” though. Two of them actually. He opens and closes the show with it.
Im not a big Genesis fan myself. I like the Musical box and a few others and thats about it.
April 3, 2007 at 6:56 pm |
Gabriel is all into the World Beat type music. Whacko stuff.
And what’s up with ticket prices? My friend spent at least $400 for us to see Prince in Vegas, and I’ll be damned if Prince didn’t pull the old “you must cheer loudly for me to do an encore” shit.
Fuck that. I didn’t even waste a drop of propane from my Bic to get that boy to come back out and sing more. I stood there thinking “at $200+ a pop, that cat should be out here thanking us and playing like a sweating maniac for at least 90 minutes.”
April 3, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
I stood there thinking “at $200+ a pop, that cat should be out here thanking us and playing like a sweating maniac for at least 90 minutes.”
90 minutes??!? Elton did 2 hours, 45 minutes and he’s 60! And the ticket was only $130 per.
April 3, 2007 at 9:26 pm |
That sucks, KC.
I hate that shit where they make the people who paid — their CLIENTS — beg.
How was it otherwise?
April 3, 2007 at 11:54 pm |
I’ve been out of town so just now catching up here. WP thinks I’m too easy? I read Ace, Dave in TX, Blog Idaho, Goldstein, Collins, and now KevlarChick. That isn’t easy, that’s psychotic.
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April 4, 2007 at 12:28 am |
what is that supposed to be? it looks like a crawdaddy chasing a pebble towards two tomatos…
April 4, 2007 at 1:58 am |
dr4, it’s supposed to be a crawdaddy chasing a pebble toward two tomatoes. They are in season, ya know.
April 4, 2007 at 2:54 am |
Okay patty, that little graph was disturbing.
April 4, 2007 at 3:47 am |
WP, you don’t like mudbugs?
April 4, 2007 at 4:50 am |
YOU said you were old enough to be my mother.
You think I want to see that collection of highly disturbing flesh?
April 4, 2007 at 4:51 am |
And is your little man in the boat pierced?
I get that from your expression.
I totaly need a shower, and parafin treatment.
April 4, 2007 at 4:53 am |
I think Dr4 is joking, but Dr4?
That is an ansii graph, that is a nude woman from neck to thighs.
however this particular format doesn’t allow for blank characters to fill space.
April 4, 2007 at 4:53 am |
at the start of a line that is.
April 4, 2007 at 5:22 am |
My point patty ann?
You want me to say something like. . . “I feel like your blog son, thank you!”
And then ansigraph my naughty bits?
Okay, I need another shower, hope the heater can scald off all my flesh.
April 4, 2007 at 11:56 am |
WP, I was just *glancing in WiserBud’s direction* except my nose is smaller and my mouth is prettier than his. And you are correct about the leading blank spaces disappearing when I used the Alt numbers for the symbols.
That is all.
April 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm |
You glancing at me? YOU GLANCING AT ME?!? You must be glancing at me, ’cause I don’t see nobody else here!
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April 4, 2007 at 5:35 pm |
personal to Kevlarchick:
Love ya, sweetie!
April 4, 2007 at 5:45 pm |
*draws a bead on wiser’s scrawny arse”
April 4, 2007 at 5:51 pm |
*running like my ass is on fire and throwing Mallomars back over my shoulder*
April 5, 2007 at 1:00 am |
BRILLIANT!
Patty is officially in the cabal.
April 5, 2007 at 1:04 am |
“*running like my ass is on fire and throwing Mallomars back over my shoulder*”
Mallomars? Who’s chasing you? Rosie O’Donnell?
April 5, 2007 at 1:08 am |
PattyAnn’s just got to learn to be a bit more subtle, but not bad for a first attempt.
I wonder, does KC know how to ban people from here?
No reason for asking. Just wondering……
*whistling*
April 5, 2007 at 1:54 am |
You know, the OeSbrs thing saying KC is LauraW doesn’t fit with me.
Not only because of the fantasy, but because KC needed to enlist JackM in assisting her to delete my ill advised link.
LauraW was editing comments more than a year ago at aces.
April 5, 2007 at 1:57 am |
Mallomars? Who’s chasing you? Rosie O’Donnell?
If only you knew just how funny that is. Check out the Fat Rant thread at Innocent Bystanders for some background. Then pray that KC doesn’t know where you live. 🙂
April 5, 2007 at 1:58 am |
Is KC gonna ban me too? geez…..
NiceDeb, that was funny 🙂
Yes, I was smiling at NiceDeb, not showing her a two-nippled boob.
Hey, has anyone else noticed that Amish’s hash if you unscramble it is “SOBER”??
April 5, 2007 at 2:01 am |
NiceDeb, you know KC packs heat, don’t ya?
April 5, 2007 at 2:04 am |
I’m not sure I get what you’re saying, Pinto. Lauraw and Kevlarchick are two different people and OEbrS is Amish/”random letters.” Where did he say Laura and KC are the same person?
April 5, 2007 at 2:09 am |
Is KC gonna ban me too? geez…..
She can be pretty quick with the ban-stick, unless you watch yourself. Ask Pinto. 😉
Honestly, I don’t think she knows how, but I’m sure that wouldn’t stop her from recruiting some help, if the need arises.
I was more worried about myself today, to be honest. But now that Nice Deb has effectively compared her to Ms. O’Donnell, I think I may have moved out the top spot on her sh*t list.
Now, if only she would forgive and forget about that one time I had a little too much to drink. I mean, I paid for the shoes! Seriously, What’s the statute of limitations on that, anyway?
April 5, 2007 at 3:01 am |
Did I say something wrong?
April 5, 2007 at 3:06 am |
No, Nice Deb, WiserBud’s just trying to distract KC from going after him.
April 5, 2007 at 3:10 am |
Did I say something wrong?
No, I was just giving KC a hard time earlier today when she made a comment about how she had put on a few pounds over the winter. (Hey, who doesn’t?)
She threatened to shoot me, I was running and tossing Mallomars and you asked if I was being chased by Rosie O’Donnell. You were funnier than I think you knew you were being.
April 5, 2007 at 4:11 am |
NiceDeb, you know KC packs heat, don’t ya?
What kinda heat might that be? I fell in love with my new 45 this last weekend. The textured trigger makes for one hell of a blister after about 50 rounds, but you damn sure won’t loose your grip.
April 5, 2007 at 5:27 am |
Okay, I appologize jack.
Your hypocritical arguments are isolated to me wanting to nail MKH, like you don’t want to.
April 5, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
Will, read this: http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2007/03/16/kevlar-chick-crazy-cute-and-crazy-deadly/
April 5, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
Will, I’ve been carrying the Ultra CDPII for a couple of years now.
It is an awesome .45.
And check out the firepower. Awesome!
April 5, 2007 at 3:21 pm |
I will not ban any of you–I’d need a tech butler for that. Besides, this is fun.
And I am not lauraw. Please. Who came up with that silliness?
I don’t actually own a gun yet. I have to try a few on and look in the mirror while wearing them. You all know how it is. Except wiser who is dressed by his mom.
April 5, 2007 at 3:28 pm |
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE!!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!
ummm, I mean, that’s not true. I have been dressing myself for years. My mom just does a quick check on all the buttons and zippers and stuff, then makes sure that the crotch isn’t hanging too low.
Ok, that last part’s a little weird, but hey, whatta ya gonna do? It’s my mom, ya know?
April 5, 2007 at 3:31 pm |
KC, be sure to get the pearl-handled one just in case ya wanna wear it for Easter.
Thanks for not banning me.
Oh, and I have a Colt .357 magnum. Love my gun.
April 5, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
Awesome indeed. Were those FMJ’s or Federal personal defense rounds? I’m taking the Arizona CCW class in a couple weeks and I’ve been been looking for some heavy artillery for my hand cannon.
But really, who needs a handgun when looks can kill?
April 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm |
Pearl handled sounds slippery Patty Ann. I have sweaty palms. I probably need big fat rubbery grips. When I fired the .38 with the polished wood grip I almost dropped the little bugger.
.357 Magnum?!! That’s some Harry Callahan metal there.
April 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm |
I’ve fired a .357 a few times. Damn near blew my arm out of the socket. I like the sound of it, though.
April 5, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
I shot my dad’s Colt Blackhawk in .357 when is was very young. I suspect that may be a large part of why I’m still breaking myself of flinching to this day.
If we’re talking ludicrously powerful “handguns”, an old neighbor talked my dad into shooting one of these (or very similar, and in 7mm Mag if I remember right) scoped for deer hunting. He nearly knocked himself senseless with the scope when it went off and leapt up off the bench.
April 5, 2007 at 11:22 pm |
I had a little trouble with the weak arm in the beginning, but with practice it got better. Doesn’t hurt that I am not small and petite. 5′ 10″
April 6, 2007 at 12:03 am |
That’s odd… A link that really isn’t a link. I must have missed something. Leta’me try that again.
And I think WP is going to have to give up on the 1000 (or worse million) comment goal. I don’t think wordpress is made to deal with that many comments.
April 6, 2007 at 2:41 am |
Will, the million goal is tricky, but there are quite a few wily people here.
Gun in the link looks nice. I’d love to try it out.
April 6, 2007 at 3:37 am |
The Me hating JackM thing.
Let me make this clear. I think he really doesn’t like me. I don’t care, I find him entertaining, and don’t really feel one way or the other with him.
So, since I sense that he doesn’t like me, I am promoting an online conflict between the two of us, but I can’t goad him into it, cuz he’s just OH so above it, with his love appreciation of GG FRIGGEN ALLEN?!?!?!?!
No, really, I think jack is flogging hilarious, and when I make the “screw jack” comments? it’s really just to draw him out.
I also think jack is a good guy, not an outright hypocrite, I just pick fights (that he ignores) because I think that we aren’t that far from eachother in basic ideology.
Really, I mean that. It’s a JOKE fight on my part, and I wanna see how much jack actually believes it’s a real one.
April 6, 2007 at 3:45 am |
Will,
The 1 million comments is a LEGACY,
The immediate goal is 1K comments by years end, preferably 2.5K.
I want KC to get a sitemeter, and I want her to have 1 million views.
Those are my honest goals, however if I am denied, I will reach for the moon, and force the situation, I will have WordPress Crash with EVERY viewing of KC’s comments section, in the hopes that I get my million.
I’m not crazy, I TELL YOU, I TELL YOU I AM NOT INSANE!!!
April 6, 2007 at 3:49 am |
we
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could
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start
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posting
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comments
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word
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April 6, 2007 at 3:53 am |
except that wordpress doesn’t like it when you comment too quickly.
April 6, 2007 at 4:40 pm |
I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.
April 6, 2007 at 9:31 pm |
Will,
Tactical nuclear loads.
Accept no substitute.
April 6, 2007 at 10:26 pm |
This blog was a year old a few days ago. It lay dormant for six months until WP started a revolution.
Wiser, please stop that.
April 6, 2007 at 11:46 pm |
Hmmm… tank-slagging firepower, or sterility from having radioactive material in the general vicinity of my junk for extended periods? That’s a tough call.
April 9, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
sorry.
April 10, 2007 at 12:18 am |
My near death experience today:
Nothing happened to me. I was just near death.
April 10, 2007 at 1:44 am |
Nothing happened to me. I was just near death.
you really should stop watching those Andy Rooney segments on 60 Minutes, Mesa.
April 10, 2007 at 3:23 am |
really.
April 10, 2007 at 5:30 pm |
honestly.
April 11, 2007 at 12:38 am |
Okay, this has gone on long enough. Anybody know where Wicked Pinto is?
April 11, 2007 at 4:32 am |
I’m here, had a connectivity issue, fixed it, shortly after my toenails were removed with the use of garage tools.
The hollidays make me crazy, and I’m not alone in that, so once I fixed connectivity, I didn’t want to lay any shit on anyone, then we got the anna and imus deluge, and I went dormant, playing Civ 4.
I’m still here patty. Your resident lunatic is still active.
Anyone know why I suddenly am getting violent nose bleeds?
I litteraly am gushing blood, and then it stops, then gush, then stops.
It’s not a wound thing, it’s wierd, and makes me think of diabetics, and my brother who had a major sinus problem brought about by a freakish distortion of his upper palate.
ain’t been gushing for a day or two now, but really, kinda bizzare, to be brushing your teeth, thinking your gums are a mess (cuz I drink) only to have blood pouring out of your nose like my head was a fucking silver tea service in an english aristocrats household.
April 11, 2007 at 11:33 am |
WP, glad you’re okay. If by okay I mean gushing buckets of blood. Seriously, go get a check up. That is not normal in any discussions of bleeding I’ve ever had on the internet.
April 11, 2007 at 5:17 pm |
WP your nosebleeds might be due to the weather. Really. I get them in winter when the first cold snap comes. The inside air is very dry, messes with my sinus, etc. Then the nosebleeds start. After awhile they quit.
Maybe the last cold snap set your sinuses off again.
April 11, 2007 at 11:21 pm |
I smoke, and on very rare occasions(benders) I smoke enough and am irresponsible enough to be a little raspy, and if I don’t quit eventually I will prlly flogging die from it. That said.
Who’s the advertising genius at my particular brand of cigarette’s company that sends a flogging harmonica to someone who is commiting slow suicide through asphyxiation?
Even if I could play the harmonica I could only do it for about 20 seconds, then I will pass out, come too and require another cigarette.
April 13, 2007 at 7:00 pm |
hi there. Don’t mind me. Just dropping something off here for safekeeping…
Damn. That article is making me hunger for faggots.
Posted by: Entropy at April 13, 2007 02:53 PM
April 14, 2007 at 4:33 am |
okay, we’re losing steam here.
Help us, Obi-Wan-KC! You’re our only hope!
April 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
Maybe we should being the Compliment section of this thread.
Wiser, you have impeccable taste in shoes. And your love for shrubbery would please Al Gore.
WP, I would like to have you at my side during a knife fight at my work. We could fight back to back and be the last two standing.
I like Patty Ann when she plays “mother” to WP, but deep down thinks he’s really hot.
April 15, 2007 at 10:43 pm |
Happy Tax Day Everybody!
April 16, 2007 at 3:23 am |
KC, try that when I’m gonna actually be around and ooooooo, you are soooo gonna get complimented. I mean, complimented with abject malice, if you know whut I’m sayin; and I think that you do……
April 16, 2007 at 6:46 am |
You know? I played my first RPG on my comodore vic 20. and that game was Zork I.
I am much more comfortable with keystrokes, this whole point and click culture pisses me off, thats why I left my trained profession. It was overly infantilized. Give me a greasy elbow at low pay over a pristine pinky anyday.
If you need individuals to do a job, let those individuals do their flogging job, don’t tell the customers that it’s just a few clicks away.
ARGH ARGH ARGH.
I though I could get into the fealing of guest commenting on mesa’s whorish blog in a near instant, but, the layered menu’s and the invalid clicking is pissing me off.
CURSE YOU GUI!!!!!
CURSE YOU!!!!
April 17, 2007 at 10:52 pm |
“I like Patty Ann when she plays “mother” to WP, but deep down thinks he’s really hot.”
Snort.
April 17, 2007 at 10:52 pm |
Do you think we can get this to 500 before Thursday? I have to go out of town again.
April 18, 2007 at 3:28 am |
Thursday?
At best July 4th.
April 19, 2007 at 6:09 am |
I don’t smoke (mostly because of the nearly $500/pack rate right now), but my wife was a social smoker at parties and the like who quit when she decided she wanted to have a chld.
Anywho, she found this story heeelareeeous.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SAVED_BY_SMOKING?SITE=TXABI&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-04-18-16-42-54
April 19, 2007 at 8:25 am |
Now after you kiss your lovely wife your gullet will taste like ash, because everyone NOW knows that smoking cigarettes prevents building collapse via global warming 🙂
THANK YOU EB!
April 19, 2007 at 8:28 am |
BTW EB
to control the link.
(less than bracket) a href=”(link)”(greater than bracket)”title”(less than bracket)(slash)(greater than bracket)
if you don’t know what I mean, just do a “file source” click on any block or in fact any webpage with a link you have ever come across. Might take some digging, but well, it’s really quite easy to find if you know what you are looking for.
April 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm |
Okay, I just thought of another degree of wrongness about KC’s blog.
We need Blog Ad’s. And we have to generate revenue for KC.
Now that? THAT! would be WRONG!
April 19, 2007 at 7:36 pm |
Since Wiser came up with the idea of using your hot, high volume blog as an archive for great comments, I just figured I would join in that tradition, by insuring that there is an easy access to all who are interested for this post.
I know it’s not a comment, it’s actually a post, and a news story, but this is the first news story (probably the only one) that I read on the net that made me cry like a little girl who just had her favorite doll broken by the boy she has a crush on.
I give you. Star, the heroine of boise.
April 19, 2007 at 8:11 pm |
I have no problem with folks who want to generate funds for moi.
April 20, 2007 at 2:53 am |
But are you gonna ask a bunch of pesky questions about the fund raising?
April 20, 2007 at 4:48 am |
Oops. Sorry.
April 21, 2007 at 3:46 am |
**searching for the paypal button…..**
April 21, 2007 at 5:00 pm |
I have no problem with folks who want to generate funds for moi.
I think some pictures (for WP, of course) would be the way to kick off the fund-raising drive.
April 21, 2007 at 5:21 pm |
I think some pictures (for WP, of course) would be the way to kick off the fund-raising drive.
****DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE PAYPAL BUTTON!!!!!*****
April 21, 2007 at 5:29 pm |
Pesky questions? Heavens no! Just FULL disclosure.
*closes mini blinds*
April 21, 2007 at 6:28 pm |
What are the rules for blogads and stuff? If you Qualify for any of them, I totaly support doing it.
Really, 1 million comments is a bit excessive a dream, and 1 million hits is not that unreasonable, but 10K income? MAN!
That just fits my sense of wrongness in EVERY FRIGGEN WAY!
April 21, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
Was my boobs for blogads deleted?
Oh thats right I included something else.
Or did I delete it myself?
Really I’m more than a bit crazy right now so I lose track of this shit. WHAT SUCKS! Is I can’t blame anything, at least today.
Cracked my first beer at “A Win for the Good Guys.” and I don’t drink that fast. I’m WAY overdue for sleep.
Any chance I can get DiT to rub my shoulders with his parfinified hands as I masturbate to fantasy’s of knut?
Was that out lout?
April 21, 2007 at 9:20 pm |
I started it with you KC, so you want me to give you the ammo I used against you in comment number 2?
I have a non-blog, that is just a test bench.
April 22, 2007 at 6:51 am |
I don’t know where else to post this, but it looks like another illegal alien killed somebody in a drunk driving deal. This time, it was in St. Louis.
April 22, 2007 at 6:51 am |
Oh, and WP: thanks for the help.
April 22, 2007 at 6:58 am |
It also looks as though a “Recent Jordanian Immigrant” wanted to take on the St. Louis Metropolitan Police. ,a href=”http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/764FDFAF7EC928C4862572C5000D37B0?OpenDocument”>It didn’t go his way.
April 22, 2007 at 6:59 am |
It also looks as though a “Recent Jordanian Immigrant” wanted to take on the St. Louis Metropolitan Police. It didn’t go his way.
April 22, 2007 at 7:00 am |
Sorry. I forgot to use the
April 22, 2007 at 7:43 pm |
I don’t care eddie, that flawed link just looks EFFING COOL!
I don’t know why, that link (I didn’t click it, I mean the link itself) looks COOL! the way it runs over the screen.
April 23, 2007 at 3:55 am |
Sometimes things of beauty come from mistakes.
April 23, 2007 at 4:55 am |
You know eddie? My mom told me that a bunch of times, though I don’t recall the context.
🙂
April 23, 2007 at 3:38 pm |
KC, it says “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Are you sure you’re not going to ban me?
April 24, 2007 at 2:40 am |
These are silly.
I like silly
http://www.askaninja.com
April 25, 2007 at 3:41 am |
Now it’s really gonna get weird.
Let the cross-pimping begin!
April 25, 2007 at 3:45 am |
And it’s already broken. Hmmmmm, seems appropriate somehow.
April 25, 2007 at 3:48 am |
Sorry, guess that was all me. bad link and all.
Anyway, I hope I’m not giving this away too soon.
April 25, 2007 at 9:31 am |
Wiser is too damn wily.
Yeah that is my test blog, so that I can post at mesa’s place. You are just as mean as mesa.
April 25, 2007 at 9:35 am |
BTW, you know that Mesa has admin access, so it’s basicaly just he and I trading barbs, thats why it’s called “beefcake blog,” I’d figure I’d give him that win, since he already said I eat puppy sandwiches.
April 25, 2007 at 11:48 am |
You would have been so proud of me. Cranky asked where the link was for Mesa’s blog over at Ace’s. I commented at Ace’s with “Cranky, here’s a link” and linked to KC blog.
On KC blog my comment that is awaiting moderations says “Cranky, if you’re here, here is the link to Mesa’s blog. I must have accidentally pasted the wrong one in my comment at Ace’s.” and then I linked Absolute Moral Authority.
Man, when one little chink in your armor gets messed up…
April 25, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
Hey, let’s see if we can get 1000 comments on WP’s test blog by 1/1/08!
Who’s with me??? Let’s….Goooooooooooooooooooo…
April 25, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
PattyAnn, you have learned well, my special one.
I feel so…proud. {sniff, sniff}
April 26, 2007 at 1:40 am |
I know wiser.
She’s all growed up.
She’s all growed up!
Now we have to corrupt nice deb and our work is complete.
April 26, 2007 at 3:27 am |
Oh, I bet Nice Deb will be much, much easier to corrupt. In fact, I get the feeling that Deb is simply waiting to be asked.
April 28, 2007 at 3:40 am |
What does it mean when a group of people who met on bigger blogs start to exploit ever smaller and more exclusive blogs?
I mean; right now we’re here, right? And yet there are probably over a dozen other smaller sites that some of us frequent that some others know nothing about.
Is this a refining process, where our blog personalities get more and more specialized?
Or are these other blogs merely tributaries to another place where we, as little blog-droplets, will coalesce again?
Or are we simply falling away and scattering to the four winds?
Only time will tell, and it goes by so fast on these here innertubes.
April 28, 2007 at 6:00 am |
Actually, I think it’s healthy for a narrower group of people to meet on smaller and smaller “splinter” sites. The reason being one person may indeed know a site nobody else does, link to it, and open it up for others.
Hell, I didn’t start hitting the blogs until May 2004. Before that, I only went by what I read on Drudge and sites like msnbc.com. It wasn’t until Drudge and msnbc.com were linking to sites like RCP, Powerline, Polipundit, Malkin, LGF and the old Redstate.org. I read those during the runup to the 2004 election. I didn’t even discover AoSHQ until mid 2005. I linked to it from another blog (I forget who at this point). Anyway, AoS led me to places like Anklebitingpundits, Goldstein, Deadspin for sports, IMAO and Iowahawk, and eventually IB.
And on and on.
April 28, 2007 at 6:03 am |
LauraW? This place? is for “the ‘shine” mesa and my place is for the two fingers tequilla, michaels is for the bombay, maybe the limoncello (it’s actually rather exotic, not a shooter, at least not in the way rosie and danny depicted it. It’s supposed to be drank with bruschetta’s and shit at lunch, one at a time)
Aces’s place is the guild of thieves, and from their we have established our own alliances, and we chose which to accept.
KC’s is the most exclusive, so how about you stop judging us? you Blogist!
April 28, 2007 at 6:03 am |
LauraW is a Blogist! Thats hate speach Blogist!
April 28, 2007 at 6:06 am |
Blogophobe!!!
April 28, 2007 at 9:33 am |
if it looks like a blog and reads like a blog and bloggedy blog blog blog- it’s a blog.
Blog. Sounds like something that lives under a bridge.
April 28, 2007 at 12:03 pm |
WP,
You should really stop huffing oven cleaner.
April 28, 2007 at 3:09 pm |
WP how about some of that Two Fingers? We’ll toss it back together. This is a Drinking Blog.
May 2, 2007 at 12:12 am |
Hey KC, how’s that sheared beaver working out?
May 2, 2007 at 3:30 am |
Hey KC, how’s that sheared beaver working out?
WHERE’S THE FREAKIN’ PAYPAL BUTTON??!!!!
May 2, 2007 at 5:25 am |
two fingers and sheared beaver?
I’m gonna pass out from oxy dep.
May 2, 2007 at 8:39 pm |
heh. I feel all soft and warm right now.
*holds out glass for refill*
May 2, 2007 at 10:22 pm |
*poors and waits for the friggen humiliating head pat*
May 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
Wiser! Take a look at this she’s getting cocky! Whats up with that trash?
BTW KC? did you disable links?
May 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
btw, I actually “poured” not “poored.” It’s a conspiracy.
May 3, 2007 at 1:03 am |
Hey, if PA is doing this kind of fine work (sans the link this time, PA…tsk, tsk, tsk) on the sites we know about, just imagine what she is saying at places that we don’t haunt…
May 3, 2007 at 1:04 am |
How’s a nice foot rub sound right about now, KC?
May 3, 2007 at 1:14 am |
Uh… I’m just back to finally say hey if that’s still cool. So, um, “Hey.”
Haven’t visited for a hundred comments or so – when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night. If I were so inclined, I’d go back to wherever I left off & read all the comments…
From the last few posts, I see “two fingers” & think maybe this isn’t a mixed company blog that I should be visiting??? If you’re talking two fingers of nice bourbon, cool.
BTW – what’s up with the timestamp? Is KC a neighbor of Pixy or something? It’s not the 3rd yet, is it?
May 3, 2007 at 1:24 am |
when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night.
Was it that much? {blush}
May 3, 2007 at 1:51 am |
I guess it was more like 2 or 3 of you in some kind of competition to see who could trick the other into clicking over, so you don’t get all the credit.
Or blame, whichever the case may be. I haven’t decided yet.
May 3, 2007 at 2:08 am |
My brother when he went to Saudi during the first gulf war, with the assistance of some of his friends, smuggled in licquor and the booze he smuggled was “2 fingers tecquilla” becuase it looks EXACTLY like a Lox tank.
I’m just saying.
Thats why I referenced 2 fingers.
May 3, 2007 at 2:09 am |
at least the story he told, and I believe it, I’ve seen the 2 fingers bottles.
May 3, 2007 at 5:12 am |
My brother was just put on the list for promotion to Captain in the Army. As his reward, he gets to go play in The Sandbox come June. He said the thing he’ll miss the most while gone is the booze. I’m cool with respecting others’ religious traditions (don’t drink water in front of Good Guy Iraqi Soldiers in Ramadan and the like), but c’mon! These guys and gals are risking their lives Why not let them have a bit of bootleg booze?
May 3, 2007 at 7:34 am |
yeah eddy, respect their culture when you are on their land, but on base, it’s base rules, not gods.
May 3, 2007 at 3:33 pm |
“when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night”
Such a fine line between pimping and whoring a blog. But I’m learning 🙂
May 6, 2007 at 4:22 am |
Okay, Pixy permanently fixes the comments thing at AoS soon or I am going to totally snap.
May 6, 2007 at 7:01 am |
I feel kinda bad cuz I harass him quite regularly. wiser
May 6, 2007 at 7:03 am |
Pixy’s site is ambient irony so I think he gets e-mailed when you comment, so if aces is down bitch there.
May 6, 2007 at 10:02 pm |
yo sup?
May 7, 2007 at 3:41 am |
20 posts from 500! Almost halfway there! Come one guys, you don’t want to disappoint Wickedpinto, do ya?
Trust me, that would be a very, very bad idea.
May 8, 2007 at 12:24 am |
You PRICK!
Thats not a blog, thats basicaly a test and insult site!
May 8, 2007 at 2:52 am |
So, like that’s where you plan on testing out your insults before taking them public?
I’m just guessing, then, that “You PRICK!” got through the testing process cleanly. Huzzah!
May 8, 2007 at 6:55 am |
heh.
May 9, 2007 at 4:18 pm |
This should be #484. Approaching the hump now.
May 9, 2007 at 8:16 pm |
I love the blog-in-a-thread thing, though it’s hard to catch up when the threads get huge. Blog Wisconsin passed a thousand a month ago, and is still limping along.
I think it gets more comments than I do.
May 10, 2007 at 2:20 am |
bookmark a specific comment geoff. That way you can read something else while KC’s loads, and you will already be at a reference point.
May 10, 2007 at 3:07 am |
But, really, is it all that important to “catch up” here?
May 10, 2007 at 9:04 am |
OK – when I said “hard to catch up” I meant “hard to care enough to catch up” and when I said “love the blog-in-a-thread thing” I meant “find it quirky enough to check in once in a while.”
Sorry for the confusion.
May 10, 2007 at 8:41 pm |
geoff thinks I’m quirky.
May 10, 2007 at 9:24 pm |
“QUIRK QUIRK”
* a duck with a harelip
May 11, 2007 at 3:10 pm |
What exactly do you call it when you start a blog as a starting point for organizing your thoughts in. Then you find other things to do instead of writing your thoughts in the blog. Then you maneuver someone else to write things in your blog. I know there has to be a name for this. Or if there isn’t, we should hastily invent one.
May 11, 2007 at 3:28 pm |
Um. AoSHQ?
May 11, 2007 at 6:13 pm |
I know there has to be a name for this.
a blog-dodge?
May 11, 2007 at 6:22 pm |
by the way, a truly learned and experienced wily person would have surreptitiously placed a link in a comment in which she posits such a cryptic question.
May 11, 2007 at 8:56 pm |
All of my links belong to here.
May 11, 2007 at 10:39 pm |
Let that place grow slowly wiser. Criminy, you’re there for a day and now you are all about whoring it out! 🙂
God knows all of the previous posts have been so widely recieved.
May 12, 2007 at 5:27 am |
behold the power of the blog-whore
May 12, 2007 at 11:12 am |
Blog Wisconsin passed a thousand a month ago, and is still limping along.
I think it gets more comments than I do.
That must hurt.
🙂
May 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm |
She’s still outpacing that pussy spudder.
BRING IT!!
BRING IT YOU non thumb having motherfucker!!!!
May 12, 2007 at 2:56 pm |
DAMN! “opposable thumb mother fucker.”
DAMN! I screw that shit up every time. I might have opposable thumbs, but I don’t have geezer as an editor, in that spudder wins.
May 12, 2007 at 5:36 pm |
Darn, I so wanted to be #500. Congrats WP.
May 12, 2007 at 5:59 pm |
Ho de doh!
May 13, 2007 at 8:40 pm |
What number is this? Is it time for confession? I think the ladies here and at IB are just the cutest.
But Nice Deb is obviously a woman of easy virtue. Did you see her picture?
May 14, 2007 at 2:15 am |
cranky, been reading the jokes on your blog. Some funnies there.
May 14, 2007 at 2:35 am |
see her picture?!? It’s replaced that mystical space unicorn as my new computer desktop.
The unicorn is still my screen-saver, though. I mean, seriously, it’s a unicorn!
May 14, 2007 at 2:48 am |
wiserbud, the unicorn has only one protuberance.
May 14, 2007 at 3:20 am |
You need more than one?
Hmmm, how interesting would it be to get a look at Patty Ann’s AnyWebCam folder.
May 14, 2007 at 3:36 am |
Did you know when AnyWebCam started, to raise operating funds, they offered cheap lifetime memberships? Endless entertainment. Almost as much as Innocent Bystanders.
May 14, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
I once considered looking into the webcam world, but then saw some of the freaks that were out there and decided to just keep on walking. There are some things in life I just do not need to experience.
Plus, I don’t like most of the people I am forced to interact with. Why would I try to increase the number of annoying whackjobs that I would be exposed to?
May 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm |
wiser, yes, there are a lot of whackjobs out there. There is also entertainment. Pick and choose.
I guess you never want to see my subfolder, “Fruits & Vegetables”?
May 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm |
{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!
May 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm |
Although, I am fond of a nice, fresh tossed salad every now and again.
May 14, 2007 at 4:36 pm |
It completely explained that whole “fruit of my loin” concept.
If we’re not careful, we’ll be at 1,000 comments soon. What is the business plan after that?
May 14, 2007 at 4:46 pm |
I’m thinking that we slow down on the comments enough so that we are close enough to hit 1000 on 12/31/07. That way I’ll have something exciting to do on New Year’s Eve this year.
Such an exciting life I lead, huh?
May 14, 2007 at 4:55 pm |
Since WP selfishly grabbed the #500 post, I would be happy to help get comments close to 1,000 and let you capture the 1,000 on New Year’s Eve. Then we can celebrate by raising a glass to KC. (If I’m awake)
May 14, 2007 at 5:06 pm |
Then we can celebrate by raising a glass to KC.
Well, she has put so much effort into the maintenance of this site that she truly deserves something for her efforts.
I think an empty glass is perfectly appropriate. 😉
May 14, 2007 at 11:31 pm |
I think wiser should start adding his blog into his by-line.
May 14, 2007 at 11:32 pm |
I modified my own behaviour because wiser came in with real posts, and now he bess’n live up to it.
As far as I’m concerned, I will give complete control of the place over to wiser, assuming Wiser can actually ride the feral cat he created.
WHY! did you make it public? really? It was a TEST blog, by criminy!
May 14, 2007 at 11:36 pm |
which one? the one I had to get or the one with actual posts and stuff on it?
May 14, 2007 at 11:38 pm |
what, did you suddenly get shy or something?
May 15, 2007 at 6:38 am |
no, “coy.”
May 15, 2007 at 11:13 am |
PattyAnn, that was you that visited? I’m honored.
Friends send me stuff and every once in a while I manage to copy, paste, and post them.
Nice Deb’s picture ened up in my Not-Quite-But-Almost-Porn folder. That picture should have been made into a poster. Farrah who? There’s a country song playing on the radio these days that has a line in it like “I remember Mama before she was Mama.” I’m imagining the IB ladies are all in that real respectable (and still hot now) mode but Good Lord did they ever inspire every teenage boy’s fantasy life.
May 15, 2007 at 12:15 pm |
*holds out glass coyly*
two fingers, please.
May 15, 2007 at 4:22 pm |
cranky, I had a lot of laughs at your site. Thanks!
KC, as someone who has a blog that has influenced others to post many, many topic-less comments on such blog, coy is not a word I would ever associate with you. Or WickedPinto, for that matter. Or wiserbud. Or me.
Oh, forget it.
May 15, 2007 at 4:26 pm |
That is one of the nicest things about this blog. You can never get yelled at for being off topic.
May 15, 2007 at 4:27 pm |
PattyAnn, you don’t like the new direction I’m taking with Pinto’s blog?
May 15, 2007 at 5:31 pm |
wiserbud, it hurts my eyes and brain. Gave me a gag reflex. Will not comment there until it is “de-feminized” Frikken PLAID would have been better.
May 15, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
”Stallone’s hormones”” Who could’ve guessed?
May 16, 2007 at 2:02 am |
La la la…. dum de dum pum….
Don’t mind me. I am just increasing the comment count…
May 16, 2007 at 11:28 pm |
you are all a bunch of goobers and I love it.
May 17, 2007 at 1:01 am |
Hey Dave, what is the singular form of goobers?
Sorry, I just like saying goobers. Goobers, goobers, goobers…..
May 17, 2007 at 3:36 am |
May 17, 2007 at 6:04 am |
I will be honest DiT, I was waiting for the joke the whole time.
I was waiting for the whole,
“but lorretta, my darling, as gods light grants us our love, and as my every thought is upon you, I hope you aren’t whoring yourself out to mike in my absence, you know I always thought mike was a lowlife wussbag, so if you fuck him, you can die die die, in the most horrible way. Here I am at war, protecting this union from which we have all prospered from, and it is important, and required of me by god and my own will that I protect it, btw did I ever mention that little sullivan looks a lot like that piece of shit cowhand mike? So help me, if you cheat on me bitch. . . .”
The rest can be easily ascertained. Instead, I got a real sentimental link.
May 17, 2007 at 6:53 pm |
I’m not all yucks and giggles man. That is one beautiful letter, and one sad sad story.
May 19, 2007 at 12:50 am |
535. C’mons peeples. KC needs her comments.
May 19, 2007 at 3:05 am |
I’ve been in a weird mood for the last couple weeks. Don’t know whats going on with me, I can usually tap into some entertaining crazy at the drop of a hat.
May 21, 2007 at 7:21 pm |
This blog makes me ashamed that I haven’t posted on my own blog in over a month. EXTRA! EXTRA! Did you know the Iranians released those British sailors?
May 22, 2007 at 2:16 am |
Cuffy, you don’t say!
May 22, 2007 at 4:46 am |
Hi Kevlar, Wiserbud told me to post, so, I’ma postin’.
May 22, 2007 at 5:02 am |
I heard–over at Ace’s–that this was where all the cool kids hang out. But instead I see Sinistar, Daveintexas, wickedpinto. Hmmm.
May 22, 2007 at 5:12 am |
well, we’re cool in a “not-cool” sorta way, if you know what I’m sayin’.
More of a “cool-in-a-stupid” sorta way.
May 22, 2007 at 6:00 am |
stupid? STUPID!!! You DARE call us stupid!!!?
We aren’t stupid, we are outright retarded!!!
Really, does noone have any respect for the english language?
May 22, 2007 at 1:47 pm |
Hello! Nice comment blog thingy
May 22, 2007 at 2:19 pm |
Sinistar, Daveintexas, wickedpinto. Hmmm
Hey, you fucked up. You trusted us!
May 22, 2007 at 3:16 pm |
who do YOU think the cool kids are!?!?! I will have you know that at least one of us soils ourselves each weak!! after a major bender!!! (well, okay, by “at least one of us” I mean me, but anyways!!!)
May 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm |
I haven’t commented here in a while.
May 22, 2007 at 5:38 pm |
*gasp!*
May 22, 2007 at 5:49 pm |
I will have you know that at least one of us soils ourselves each weak!!
That reminds me… I wonder why compos mentis doesn’t comment here.
May 22, 2007 at 5:56 pm |
“I haven’t commented here in a while.”
Me either.
May 22, 2007 at 10:02 pm |
Anyone who soils themself as often as the WP can be counted as cool.
Big brainiacs like Sobek only come here when they’re “bored.”
May 22, 2007 at 10:18 pm |
Some day, I’m gonna have to count the number of comments that are made here for no other reason than to increase the comment count.
Well, someday when I have nothing else at all to do what-so-ever. Like, absolutely nothing.
Like now, fer instance.
May 23, 2007 at 5:05 am |
397
May 23, 2007 at 4:36 pm |
397
wiserbud, sometimes your lifestyle saddens me. It’s so close to mine.
In related, sad news, kevlarchick, I am sorry but I’m going to be changing my link from here over to the kitty blog. Wickedpinto made me an author there and I cannot deal with split loyalties.
May 23, 2007 at 5:45 pm |
I blame bush.
May 24, 2007 at 1:08 am |
Patty, patty, patty. How dare you? Don’t you understand the game here? We must support this blog, if for no other reason than it is the best blog on the whole damm ‘net! Simple, uncomplicated, easy to keep up with, no fear of banning for going off-topic. Hell, can you ask for a better place than this to just, ya know, hang?
Plus, we only have about 6 full months to go to push the baby over 1000 comments. Then we can start reassessing our business model. But you can’t change horse in mid-stream.
Remember where your loyalties lie and never forget your friends.
Support the KC blog!
May 24, 2007 at 2:29 am |
Rosie O’Donnell’s a fat disgusting pig.
May 24, 2007 at 3:43 am |
Seriously, Donnie, don’t you have better things to do with your time?
May 24, 2007 at 5:15 am |
like melania
May 24, 2007 at 5:15 am |
though she would be hotter if her nipples pointed along the same axis.
May 24, 2007 at 11:53 am |
We aren’t making bad progress, I didn’t figure we would hit 500 until june.
May 24, 2007 at 10:22 pm |
the *kitty* blog?
And just what do you think this place is?
May 24, 2007 at 11:28 pm |
KC?
You talking about “kitties” while wiser and I are present is not a very . . . .well, matrimonial thing to do.
cuz we might answer.
May 24, 2007 at 11:59 pm |
I haven’t commented here in a while.
I noticed that, and took it as a sign of the good judgment expected from a lawyer.
Um, oops.
May 25, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
What’s new?
http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/
May 26, 2007 at 12:19 am |
Holy shite, girl. You’re like *posting* on your blog.
WP, I am not in matrimony with you or wiser. You are both blessed indeed.
May 26, 2007 at 12:36 am |
Wormer? He’s a dead man! Marmalard? DEAD!
NEEDERMAYER????!!!
May 27, 2007 at 2:35 am |
Why the hell did I say “matrimonial?” you know what it was? I talked to T the other day, I blame her. I meant “matronly”
Why the FUCK would I make that slip?;
Thats right, I’m retarded, sorry about that.
May 27, 2007 at 8:00 pm |
wiserbud, I didn’t say I wasn’t still going to come here a couple of times a week to comment.
May 28, 2007 at 1:22 am |
What number are you at now?
May 28, 2007 at 2:36 am |
I’m at number seven.
Am I being served yet?
May 28, 2007 at 5:50 am |
Does anyone find “happy memorial day” a rather oxymoronic and almost callous statement?
I never know how to react to this particular recognition of nobility. I usually just point at shit and drink.
May 28, 2007 at 5:51 am |
Dave?!
*pops*
*locks*
*snaps*
and
*breaks*
OOOOOOOoooooohhhhh! You just got served!!!
You happy now?
May 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm |
Thank you for your service to our country, Wicked Pinto.
And please don’t call me “matronly.” That hurt.
May 28, 2007 at 8:56 pm |
You’s a mommy!!!
Matronly is hot, specially when the mommy (who is not my mommy) is hawt.
Thats dual hawtificationisation.
May 28, 2007 at 8:57 pm |
I’m sure he meant it in a Tex Avery drooling wolf kind of way, KC. But my advice is, don’t make him explain it – it’ll only make you blush.
May 28, 2007 at 8:57 pm |
Also KC,
Mesa served, purple served, geezer served, those are my only ones I’m sure of right now.
May 28, 2007 at 8:58 pm |
Mesa served, purple served, geezer served
Hey, hey, hey. I served, too!
If you count the Air Force.
May 28, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
Too late geoff! MUwahhahahahah
May 28, 2007 at 9:00 pm |
I didn’t know geoff.
Geoff Served.
There are a lot of those who served, I’m just one of the most vocal about it.
May 28, 2007 at 9:46 pm |
hehehehe, though back to the AOS comment thread talking about food and branches of service, not only did geoff serve, he GOT served, most likely by a “person, little 1 each”
May 29, 2007 at 2:25 am |
I figured I’d better come over & say “Hello”.
Hello!
I’ll be going now.
May 29, 2007 at 10:37 am |
Thank you all for your service. You keep us free.
– The Matron.
May 29, 2007 at 3:25 pm |
don’t make him explain it – it’ll only make you blush.
This is something they teach you in the Air Force called “stating the patently obvious”.
There’s a part of me though, a bad part, that wants to hear WP explain.
May 29, 2007 at 10:49 pm |
The explanation is easy.
I always hit on the wimmins, it makes the wimmins feel good, but if it goes on too long, or seems genuine then it creates an uncomfortable environment. So I move from direct gender flattery to general flattery of non sexual references.
By praising the way in which KC is handling her raucous brood, I’m offering praise, while simultaneously maximizing the ridiculous nature of my more specific “sexual” like flattery.
May 30, 2007 at 12:35 am |
I really wanted more from that.
But you gave it up. Thanks.
May 30, 2007 at 1:29 am |
Hi!
May 30, 2007 at 1:45 am |
Is pattyann begging to be hit on?
May 30, 2007 at 1:46 am |
I don’t know if I’m always been able to articulate it, but I’m pretty good at being a manipulator. Thats why I don’t like authority positions. It’s too easy for me.
That and the huge cock.
May 30, 2007 at 9:33 am |
Why dave? Am I always the dancing monkey? shouldn’t you start cranking the box so that I could. .. . .
I’m just Effing with you.
Nah, Really, look at that past several months, wickedpinto hasn’t been the wickedpinto most think of. I’m actually a normal and nice guy, and I was “wickedpinto” in that way at those times for exactly the reasons I just described about my ability to manipulate people.
Kinda sucks actualy, I’d almost rather be that insane loser, than who I am, but I’d much rather be the person I am than the manipulative prick I am, or the rotten prick I start with.
I believe I have said “when interacting with people, put your worst foot forward, then turn on the charm” or something like that. If you can overcome a bad first impression? you can slaughter villages and still come off as a prince.
I do that on purpose as well.
May 30, 2007 at 1:31 pm |
Am I always the dancing monkey?
Always?
No, not always.
now who’s effin with who again?
May 30, 2007 at 7:07 pm |
No.
May 30, 2007 at 10:23 pm |
I was screwing around, I was in a weird “humour” last night.
May 31, 2007 at 1:49 am |
I know that, WP. I was simply trying to see how many one word posts I could make in a row. Now you’ve ruined it! You meany!
May 31, 2007 at 3:06 am |
gettin’ a little heavy in here lately.
So, a guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says “How long have you had that?”
The duck says “Oh, this guy’s been on my ass all day.”
May 31, 2007 at 3:42 am |
hey, wiserbud, cranky has some good jokes on his blog. I’ll have to go see if I can find it’s address. Not that your joke wasn’t good or anything, heavens to murgatroid, I’d never say that to you.
May 31, 2007 at 4:09 am |
You mean Your Crazy Unkle patty?
May 31, 2007 at 4:21 am |
Thanks, WP, but it’s this one I was thinking of Balance Sheet
May 31, 2007 at 4:25 am |
You got me, WP. You won this round hahaha.
May 31, 2007 at 4:56 am |
all in the plan.
1) get pattyann
2)
3) proffit
May 31, 2007 at 10:23 am |
#600!
May 31, 2007 at 3:08 pm |
#601!
June 1, 2007 at 3:46 am |
I had pattyann once. But one simple shot and it cleared up nicely.
June 1, 2007 at 4:46 am |
She’s gonna get nice deb to threaten you, you know that Wiser?
I only lasted a week, what you think you got in you? Mesa caved in less than a day. (geriatric bikini babes) you think you can hold out?
June 1, 2007 at 4:48 am |
Though I have to say Geriatric Binkini Babes, even beats “foil man” in my opinion.
Brilliant Execution mesa, BRILLIANT!!
June 1, 2007 at 5:43 pm |
There seem to be a couple of very bored buddies here. Sic’em, NiceDeb.
And if they are this bored, they should go check out the latest slam on “General” Gleeen Greeeeenwald over at WuzzaDem
June 1, 2007 at 5:44 pm |
wiserbud, you are a meany!
wickedpinto, you are _______ well anybody can fill in the blank.
June 1, 2007 at 5:50 pm |
Hey! Why isn’t the permalink working? Go to Wuzzadem, May 28th.
June 1, 2007 at 6:17 pm |
I need to put Wuzzadem on my blogroll. I’ll do that right now.
June 1, 2007 at 6:40 pm |
I ain’t askeered of you. I ain’t askeered of anybody..
Do your worst, PA.
June 1, 2007 at 7:25 pm |
NiceDeb, you forgot to threaten wiserbud. We don’t want him to feel unluved.
June 1, 2007 at 7:36 pm |
Wait! Hold on here a sec, PA! No need to get nasty now. We’re all friends here.
Yeah, that’s right. Real good friends…. Nice and easy-like….
**checking to make sure cup is in place and assuming a defensive stance, in preparation for Nice Deb’s threat**
June 2, 2007 at 1:30 am |
PattyAnn is being nice to me . Been a couple weeks, guess I should look for something to copy and paste. Or just run up the comment count here.
WP, that Happy Memorial Day and Happy Veterans Day thing is weird to hear. I’m thinking of friends of mine that aren’t here anymore and the last thing I am is happy. Memorial Day and Veterans Day to me are somber days. I’m glad those guys lived. I’m sorry that they’re gone.
Switching topics: what is a geriatric bikini babe? Bea Arthur? Helen Thomas? Am I completely wrong?
June 2, 2007 at 1:57 am |
Cranky, it has to do with thewickedpinto.wordpress.com.
It’s basicaly me, mesa, wiser, patty, and deb picking on eachother.
One time mesa changed the blogroll to nicedeb.wordpress.com’s description to read something like “Bikini Babes Gone Wild??!!!”
Then NiceDeb got all touchy, so mesa (I think it was mesa) referencing a previous joke, changed it to “geriatric bikini babe.”
Just go to NiceDeb’s place, and look for the picture of her on an innertube. As in inside a tire, not as in the “intertubes” which we are talking on at this very moment.
NiceDeb, I’m here to help, your pagehits are pretty good considering the nature of it’s blog pimping.
BTW, cranky, NiceDeb LOVES jokes about “aleve.”
June 2, 2007 at 2:05 am |
Correction, it was geriatric bathing suit bimbo’s
June 2, 2007 at 2:06 am |
No hotlinks KC?
June 2, 2007 at 2:12 am |
My ears have been burning…
June 2, 2007 at 2:13 am |
I’m not allowed to make the follow up joke nicedeb.
June 2, 2007 at 2:16 am |
Also, cranky,
Do you know that “nicedeb” is the one who has offered threats of death more than anyone else on thewickedpinto/hostages?
(of course most/all of them were directed towards me, but hey! it ain’t my fault!)
June 2, 2007 at 5:42 pm |
Damn, WP is getting death threats? You’ve hit the big time dude! What’s with the combination of “nice” and “deb” if she is making death threats. Seems like the “nice” needs to be striken from that name.
Oh, yeah. I remember now. The bathing beauty in the innertube in the pool. And the source of the ‘nice’ appelation. That right there is the cause of global warming.
June 2, 2007 at 8:39 pm |
I’m getting death threats from someone who authors at my own “blog.”
And you know deb well, It isn’t so much “nicedeb” as much as “niiiiiiiiiiice” deb (southpark “http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPlfEP_n_lc&mode=related&search=) doesn’t matter cuz KC blocks links. (I might be responsible for that. Sorry about the “crazy bitch” scandal)
June 2, 2007 at 10:17 pm |
I’ve read where nicedeb has used the word ASSMUNCH. Think she was referring to mesa.
Shocking language. Just shocking.
June 2, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
Oh, Cranky? thats just an initiations!!!!
For some reason Deb and Patty don’t like being called geriatric, and the mention of “aleve” and “capsaicin” and such.
They are SO TOUCHY!!!
June 3, 2007 at 2:17 am |
Am I the only one who thinks Fountains of Wayne overuses feedback?
June 3, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
Dave, apparently yes, you are the only one. Just given you a little feedback. Who is Fountains of Wayne and should I fear this person/group?
June 3, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
givengiving, dammit.June 3, 2007 at 9:16 pm |
June 4, 2007 at 1:45 am |
Brunettes tossing their hair and trying to shake themselves out of their clothes?
And some guy with a guitar — who cares about him? Let’s have more hair tossing and bootie shaking.
June 4, 2007 at 3:28 am |
Is anyone here planning to get an iPhone? Personally, I’ve never been all that excited about the whole iPod craze, but the phone looks pretty cool.
Of course, I can’t wait to hear about the first idiot who gets into trouble and can’t make a call, because he ran down his batteries playing Bejeweled.
June 4, 2007 at 4:28 am |
wait, I’m logged in. What happened there?
June 4, 2007 at 6:02 am |
There? you mean why your previous comment didn’t have the url link?
It’s cuz everything resets if you change the name, cuz more than one person can be using the ip, so you have to highlight and pass through the e-mail and the url link.
If you mean on your/our blog, then I have no clue.
June 4, 2007 at 6:07 am |
Iphone?
Shit, I’m still a Motorola I710. I could upgrade, but why bother? It’s small enough, it was more than cheap enough when I took it for a test run, and I haven’t bothered to upgrade.
If you need something even smaller, but more powerful in your pants while trying to express yourself, then you are lacking both size and power.
(Did I just semi-paraphrase Franklin?)
When I’m prosperous I will piss away money on toys like that, but at the moment, other than my CPU (2.6 gig actual amd, 3.2 (I think) test clock speed) I don’t have anything that is less than. . . .9 years old.
Early adopters are retards, I apologize to the well educated retards who are early adopters.
June 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
For some reason Deb and Patty don’t like being called geriatric, and the mention of “aleve” and “capsaicin” and such.
Because we don’t need “aleve” and “capsaicin” and such. If I haven’t worn out my God-given gifts, it has not been from a lack of invitation or a lack of trying. You, on the other hand (she said hand!) just basically, to quote WP, “need something even smaller, but more powerful in your pants while trying to express yourself”. And you’re young! I think there’s nothing else to be said.
June 4, 2007 at 6:56 pm |
I actually say it cuz I know it’s a load of crap patty.
June 4, 2007 at 10:06 pm |
Don’t worry, WP. I just hadn’t picked on wiserbud in a few days. Felt the need.
June 4, 2007 at 10:14 pm |
Oh, fixed the categories thing too, you couldn’t delete?
June 4, 2007 at 10:41 pm |
Thanks WP.
June 5, 2007 at 5:05 am |
this one’s interesting too.
June 6, 2007 at 1:00 am |
“Here she comes just awalking down the street, singin’
Doo wa diddy diddy dum—–
Oh, Hi!—–
diddy ay”
June 7, 2007 at 2:01 am |
Rollin rollin rollin, keep that bloggy goin ….
G’day KC! Just a quick question, are you a biker chick?
June 7, 2007 at 2:02 am |
Careful, she can shoot!
June 7, 2007 at 2:08 am |
Sorry, I’m being protective, sorry about that T.
June 7, 2007 at 2:12 am |
WP, just asking an honest question. I wear Kevlar stitched gloves.
June 7, 2007 at 2:21 am |
I forgot about “boris.”
June 7, 2007 at 1:14 pm |
Am I a biker chick? Naw. But most bikers are good folks.
WP your protectiveness warms my heart. Thank you, sweet thing.
Now get the fuck outta the way before I draw a bead on your high and tight jarhead.
June 7, 2007 at 5:47 pm |
I was actually protecting mOZ.
For that very reason.
June 7, 2007 at 9:10 pm |
For posterity
June 8, 2007 at 12:30 am |
WP, you and wiserbud should brainstorm more often. That was truly funny. Dirty but funny.
June 8, 2007 at 6:00 am |
I think wiser will get tired of doing all the work.
I just got idea’s.
June 9, 2007 at 1:24 am |
I am always happy to do the work if it is worth it I really thought WP’s idea of animating it was great, so it gave me the incentive to get ‘er done.
It’s silly, but it still makes me laugh.
June 9, 2007 at 1:30 am |
In fact, a few moths ago, I wanted to do an animated picture of John Kerry windsurfing through an area in the Middle East that had been flooded, instead of just a snapshot ( I don’t have the picture anymore, but it was pretty well received when I lined it at AoS.) I thought it would have been hilarious, but I wasn’t motivated enough to learn how to do it. Maybe I’ll save the idea for another time.
June 9, 2007 at 6:22 am |
You didn’t do bad with that image isolation in the “catblogging” thing. I might throw more concepts your way.
June 9, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
I’m an idea man too. Always got the ideas rolling… hold on..
*click*
Edible. Garbage.
*click*
June 9, 2007 at 1:52 pm |
*click*
Tuna salad, Why not feed the tuna mayonaise!
*click*
June 10, 2007 at 5:53 pm |
heh
June 11, 2007 at 12:36 am |
Whare the hel am I?
June 11, 2007 at 2:17 am |
Catch me if you can, suckers!
Hey, ‘Pinto is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
June 11, 2007 at 2:17 am |
Heh, no one will ever find me here……
June 12, 2007 at 1:38 am |
Jimmy crack corn…
June 12, 2007 at 3:57 am |
I’m totaly telling spudder where niblet is hiding.
June 12, 2007 at 3:59 am |
Is Niblets hiding here? I thought she was chilling with Knut over at the cat blog.
June 12, 2007 at 4:54 am |
Mesa might have scared niblets off, either that, or niblets is almost in his sight picture.
June 12, 2007 at 7:26 am |
So, I’m getting ready to go to sleep and fantasizing about nibblers being slaughtered and stewed up, and as I reach into my pants, I realize that that might be considered “kinky” for some reason.
I totaly shouldn’t have typed that.
June 13, 2007 at 2:15 am |
WP, there a lot of that reaching into your pants going on? Maybe you should get out more often. You know, break a bitch or something.
June 13, 2007 at 4:37 am |
Your creping me owt, Wikidpito.
June 13, 2007 at 11:03 am |
*click*
do not type while thinking
*click*
June 13, 2007 at 3:05 pm |
*click*
Never ever type anything after typing “random thought”. Just walk away from the keyboard.
*click*
June 13, 2007 at 6:04 pm |
Is it Thursday yet?
June 14, 2007 at 12:37 am |
I give fred! a flat B.
I think that his articulation of Iraq was a little weak as well as softened by the clear injection of the interviewers own opinion into the response of the first answer on the subject, but in everything else, I liked it.
June 14, 2007 at 11:28 pm |
WP getting all erudite and William F. Buckley on us. You just can’t pin him down. An enigma.
June 15, 2007 at 3:58 am |
Crazy!
June 15, 2007 at 1:43 pm |
an enigma wrapped in a riddle, eating a burrito
June 15, 2007 at 4:31 pm |
Happy Father’s Day to all daddies.
June 16, 2007 at 1:28 am |
and my dad’s 76th bday
June 16, 2007 at 7:15 am |
One of my favorite things.
When Someone comments at AOS that they are washing and maybe bleaching their testicles, there is no followup, but just a part of the new vernacular.
Thats genius at it’s greatest. Kinda like Shakespeare and the whole “dogs of war” thing.
“CNN is watching? I”m gonna start washing my balls”
thank you Jackstraw, I thank you.
June 16, 2007 at 11:23 am |
I’m listening to The Elders per Nice Deb’s recommendation. Now I think I’ll go wash my balls and go to work for a few hours. Thanks to both Nice Deb and Wickedpinto.
June 16, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
what’s up toots?
long time no chitty chat
June 16, 2007 at 11:23 pm |
Hey Cranky, thats not bad! NOt exactly my style but in the right mood I could dig it, I’m getting a dave matthews and talking heads feel.
June 17, 2007 at 3:28 am |
The Pass It On Down album (the illustrated one) with “Packy Go Home” is my favorite.
June 17, 2007 at 3:04 pm |
my balls are already clean, but I might wash em again just for the hell of it.
June 17, 2007 at 6:09 pm |
Dave and Cranky, stop. That’s just gross talk.
lauraw, how’s the hair?
June 17, 2007 at 9:12 pm |
Happy Father’s Day to all Fathers, or those who act like one.
Happy Birthday to DIT’s Dad.
Happy Birthday to my Mom.
I just had a jacuzzi, does that count?
June 17, 2007 at 9:59 pm |
Sorry KC, I kinda set the stage for it with the clean scrotum thing, though it was Jackstraw who started it.
June 18, 2007 at 12:57 am |
short.
whatchoo do today? Have fun?
June 18, 2007 at 4:26 am |
My kids gave me the 1st season of WKRP on DVD for Father’s Day.
I am so disappointed. They had to deal with a ton of music licensing before they could release the show, so I expected some minor changes.
It is amazing how much they had to alter the show, to the point where some of the jokes that were based on the songs were totally screwed.
Seriously, it kinda sucks.
June 18, 2007 at 4:29 am |
In fact, I don’t think they got any rights for the songs they originally played.
June 18, 2007 at 4:36 am |
Meanwhile, Jennifer was smoking hot! As was Bailey
I was talking to my wife about this tonight. WKRP offers the same argument as Gilligan’s Island, Mary Ann or Ginger.
So, what’s your call?
Jennifer or Bailey?
Me? I say…ummmmmm…..Jenn……no…wait…..hot but …….Bai…….no….
well…….cute and smart………blond, smoking hot……
Bailey. No question.
June 18, 2007 at 5:50 am |
Which one was banging burt reynolds?
June 18, 2007 at 4:20 pm |
Jennifer (Loni Anderson)
June 19, 2007 at 12:23 am |
she had great juggs.
June 19, 2007 at 12:59 am |
Dave and Cranky, stop. That’s just gross talk.
lauraw, how’s the hair?
Ok, I won’t go for the lowest common demoninator.
But I wasn’t the only one who thought it.
June 19, 2007 at 3:18 am |
I did now, so you are still at fault.
June 19, 2007 at 10:36 pm |
laura, you cut your hair short? Good for you.
June 20, 2007 at 1:12 am |
I’m thinking about going with the crew look again myself. Been letting my mane get a little unruly, and while I have a decent wave to it, it’s just too gay.
Sorry, I shouldn’t have intruded in your girl talk.
OH MY GOD! I ENGAGED IN GIRL TALK!!!
Quick wiser, get me a beer bong, a dirt bike and an octagon.
June 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm |
Yeah, just above shoulder length, and the bottom edge is thinned so I don’t have this heavy thing against my neck for Summer.
I miss my really short ‘do (I used to wear it almost in a wedge).
June 20, 2007 at 6:22 pm |
I had a ponytail in college. Hair that long is a pain.
I looked good though.
June 20, 2007 at 10:34 pm |
You know, all this ball talk is a perfect seque for a certain grooming sumpin I was whoring over at Ace’s today… Just sayin.
June 21, 2007 at 12:08 am |
I just saw it at your place cuffy, I never saw it before.
June 21, 2007 at 3:55 pm |
My son grew his hair out over his eyes. I got tired of watching him toss his head just too see clearly. Apparently he did too. Got the high and tight buzz yesterday and promptly sunburned his head.
My hair has been short for at least 20 years; off my neck and just touching my ears. I’ll never go back. I’m not into hair maintenance. I think if I had the balls (staying on the topic of balls), I would go even shorter. But folks would think I was a boy. I’ve been asked more than once if I’m the “babysitter” when I’m out with my kids.
June 21, 2007 at 5:28 pm |
Hubby would be kind of ticked if I started keeping it real short again. He hated my short hair.
I know, I know. But he asks so little.
June 21, 2007 at 10:07 pm |
# 700. Yeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
June 21, 2007 at 10:12 pm |
Dave and Cranky, stop. That’s just gross talk.
I was talking about my golf balls. What were you thinking?
Get your mind out of the gutter, lady! 8>)
June 22, 2007 at 1:14 pm |
I’ve been asked more than once if I’m the “babysitter” when I’m out with my kids.
Sounds like a nice compliment to me about how young you must look.
lauraw, that’s sweet of you to wear it the way your husband likes it to be, even though you’d rather not. *snif* *HONK*
You wimmins are darlings.
You too WP
June 23, 2007 at 4:35 am |
Cranky, your blog’s comment thingy isn’t working. I’ve been trying to comment at your site to tell you I hope you’re feeling better after your accident.
June 23, 2007 at 12:13 pm |
Are you mocking me?
JUST last night he said he was going to see if he could get into his barber and get his hairs cut today.
I said, “Will you have him cut it real short like the time before last? That looks nice.”
He said, “Right, like you get your hair done the way I like it?”
I said, “HUH?”
He gave me crap about how it wasn’t ‘long’ like he likes it anymore. So, I guess I might as well have cut it shorter, because according to him, even this is too short.
I am sorry. But if he thinks I’m going back to having a mop of heavy hair down to my ass, he is smoking large crack rocks.
June 23, 2007 at 1:11 pm |
Nicedeb, I just looked and there wasn’t anything in the spam bucket or in the Dashboard being moderated. I just tried to comment on the Blonde joke someone sent me and it worked. Maybe I changed something and don’t remember. Had a CAT scan yesterday to see if something had gotten knocked loose.
Hard to concentrate and the medications knocked me silly. Did I write something somewhere about getting hit? Joking aside, I really don’t remember doing that.
The guy I hit said my truck looked like it was thrown up into the air and then came down on his left rear bumper. The lady who hit me was doing about 45 mph according to the police report. None of the insurance companies, including my own, want to talk to me now because I was hurt. That’s what I call customer service. It has been almost 24 hours since they said someone will call you within the hour. 8(>
Nice Deb — thank you, you’re a sweetheart.
June 23, 2007 at 1:14 pm |
That should have been 8>(
Geez.
Remember Terry Tate, Office Linebacker? I guess I feel like one of his tackling dummies.
June 23, 2007 at 4:19 pm |
Oh, that doesn’t sound good.
Sounds like you were part of a multiple car pile up. Keep on your insurance co.
How did the CAT scan turn out?
I think you should take some pain pills (hopefully prescription strength) and watch some old movies this weekend.
Dave In Texas was having trouble commenting at your site, too, so it’s not just me.
June 23, 2007 at 4:46 pm |
I was the creme filling in that three-car cookie. Don’t know about the CAT scan. My doctor called and left a message saying she wouldn’t leave a message. I have something with codeine, hydroco-something, in it but I have to go get a haircut and do some grocery shopping before I take anything. Old movies sounds like a great idea. High Noon with Garry Cooper is on right now.
Then there is always Open Range on DVD to fall back on too.
How’s your garden?
8>)
June 23, 2007 at 6:23 pm |
Well, you should call your doctor back, right away, mister.
June 23, 2007 at 8:11 pm |
Military hospital with a telephone menu from hell. Nobody there on the weekends and she called me close to 6 pm Friday. I didn’t see the light blinking until 6:30. No direct number — I tried.
Forgot laundry detergent back to the store then some sleepy time courtesy of Mr. Codeine.
June 23, 2007 at 8:13 pm |
The last one was me. Nice Deb is after The Critter with a shotgun. Changing my vegetarian diet due to imminent shotgun blast.
Beef: It’s whats for dinner.
June 23, 2007 at 11:39 pm |
It’s an evil spotted hitler rabit cranky.
June 24, 2007 at 5:13 pm |
Nazi rabbit? That is just not right.
June 24, 2007 at 7:17 pm |
Wow, feel better soon cranky.
June 24, 2007 at 8:24 pm |
Thanks lauraw. I’m looking forward to dealing with the insurance companies now.
June 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
Yeah cranky, All the insurance crap pisses me off. My ma’s had a heart attack and has had to deal almost every day with insurance company’s that send 15 page letters to her about her treatments and follow-ups.
Yeah thats just what an older woman who just had a heart attack needs, to deal with insurance company’s who stress her out. Good on you insurance!
June 25, 2007 at 8:00 pm |
lauraw, I wasn’t intentionally mocking you (it just worked out that way). When you said “I know I know, but he asks so little” I assumed you were wearing it the way he prefers rather than your own preference to please him.
You might as well cut it shorter and make ME happy.
cranky, hope you suffer no long-term effects. Heal up.
June 26, 2007 at 12:49 am |
Well, my insurance company is now 54 hours past the time they said they would return my call. This is turning into so much fun I can barely stand it.
The meds are kinda nice though except for the side effect weird dreams like the one in which I was attacked by a bunch of house cats. Why couldn’t I have a weird dream in which I’m attacked by Jessica Alba and Jennifer Anniston?
June 26, 2007 at 2:38 am |
It’s the same dream, cranky.
You should call the insurance co. back as soon as possible, since they’re probably waiting for some bullshit date to elapse so they don’t have to honor your claim.
Take the rep’s name, and write down the time and date. They do keep records of conversations that they can review.
I am a former insurance agent. Like 50% of the inhabitants of Connecticut.
Seriously. Don’t ever come here. It’s bad.
June 26, 2007 at 3:08 am |
Take the rep’s name, and write down the time and date. They do keep records of conversations that they can review.
Any phone conversation about something important consists of me doing that.
And any follow up consists of me saying something like “Listen EFFER!!! THIS is who handled my case, so you get me in touch with them! or shut up!!!”
Then they start to yell at me, and I hang up, and they call me back, and I hang up as soon as I hear a human voice.
If they call me a third time, I let them know I will report them to BBB. A friend of mine was a credit consultant, and I guess there are rules.
Ever wonder why every single harrasing phone call and mail comes from a firm with a different name? They juggle eachother to dodge the laws.
June 26, 2007 at 12:49 pm |
I am a former insurance agent. Like 50% of the inhabitants of Connecticut.
I’ve been learning a lot about insurance lately (the holding company that bought my company a few years ago has a very large insurance portfolio).
So I get to see the numbers, financial statements.
This thing called “float”, well, that shit just rocks.
June 26, 2007 at 9:33 pm |
Cranky, your blog’s comment thingy still isn’t working.
June 27, 2007 at 1:01 am |
nicedeb, I just took off the “must insert name and email” thingy from the dashboard and I think that was the last of the restrictions on comments. I don’t understand it.
All the insurance people called me today — at about the same time too. The other driver’s insurance company is assuming liability so my insurer is stepping to the side. My insurer did prepare an estimate on the repair bill that was higher than Farmers’ estimate. I am supposed to receive a check in a few days. Anything over the estimate is being picked up by Farmers and they are taking care of the rental car bill also.
Medical stuff is different though. I’m supposed to tell them when I am finished seeing doctors about the accident and they will send me a lump sum payment, missed wages (I’m salaried so I wonder how that works out), out of pocket medical, and pain and suffering. How do they determine pain and suffering?
I’m keeping notes lauraw, just like you said. Not the last time I was in Conneticut, but shortly before Desert Storm I got recalled at Thanksgiving and I’m hustling back to my base thinking we’re going to war and I got stopped on I95 for doing 78 in a 65 I guess. They cut me some slack on the speed so I wouldn’t get a reckless driving citation which lowered my bill to $180. Nice uniforms your state troopers have in Connecticut. Plus she was plenty cute for a cop.
June 27, 2007 at 1:10 am |
nicedeb, it is crashing on me now too. Maybe a different template will work.
June 27, 2007 at 1:27 am |
Coffee Cup theme comments works. Sidebar looks like crap but comment thingy works.
June 27, 2007 at 1:54 am |
Dave, please fix the link on your site to kevlarchick site. It’s brokey.
June 27, 2007 at 2:47 am |
Cranky, I can’t comment at your site either.
KC, thanks for being the community bulletin board 🙂
June 27, 2007 at 7:30 am |
9ef64cc15a6b0495776288e099e6555e
9ef64cc15a6b0495776288e099e6555e
June 27, 2007 at 10:31 am |
pattyann – even with the coffee cup theme you can’t comment?
June 27, 2007 at 1:30 pm |
I tried twice, cranky, and no go.
June 27, 2007 at 8:16 pm |
ok, link fixed.
sometimes these intarwebs confuse me
June 27, 2007 at 11:09 pm |
PattyAnn, even I can’t comment. I think I’ll let the domain registration die and just put one up on WordPress. Mostly the blog thing is just an easy place to store links to blogs I visit ocassionally or more often.
Of course, I can’t remember my WordPress ID or password either. I musta bumped my head.
June 29, 2007 at 6:49 am |
Gov.UA
Gov.UA – http://gov.ua/
June 29, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
Does spam count in our drive for 1000? I guess it kind of has to, doesn’t it?
June 29, 2007 at 6:51 pm |
Uncomfortable shoes suck.
June 29, 2007 at 9:32 pm |
Look at it this way wiser, if we are getting spam, that means we are making an impact.
And the goal doesn’t end at 1K, That is just the first step to comment domination.
June 29, 2007 at 9:32 pm |
Not to mention, I would like to see the sitemeter, and the lifetime stats chart.
June 29, 2007 at 9:56 pm |
Obviously Dave’s bad link to my site was on purpose. Bastid!
In the meantime, I’ll be on vacation all next week at the beach, so my prolific postings will stop for about 10 days.
June 30, 2007 at 2:55 pm |
The beach? Who goes to the beach in June? The French, that’s who.
June 30, 2007 at 2:57 pm |
Let’s see if that avatar thingy works with a different name.
July 1, 2007 at 7:31 am |
I don’t know If I liked this before.
Just click the play button.
The most powerful song from the 80’s.
So powerful it used to play on the FRIGGEN RAP/HOUSE channel when I was a kid.
July 1, 2007 at 8:11 am |
KC during your unexpected hiatus, I hope you eat drink and be merry
July 2, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
Hope you have a great vacation, KC.
July 4, 2007 at 5:22 am |
The cross-linking was pretty impressive today. Nice Deb blew by 10,000 visits so fast she couldn;t even take a second and celebrate the moment.
So here’s to you, Nice Deb. Congrats, girl. Nice work. Keep it up and someday you may be invited to the big table at Ace’s!
July 4, 2007 at 2:38 pm |
2 mainpages at Ace’s and a cross-link via Ace from Allah. In about 5 hours.
Thats good stuff, If only I had a teenage kid to do research for me, Thats it, I’m adopting a kid, and shackling him to a computer until I get an instalanche!
July 5, 2007 at 1:26 am |
WP, sounds like you got hits-envy.
July 5, 2007 at 3:08 am |
I’m just modifying my blogging model.
July 5, 2007 at 8:12 pm |
My daughter Becky found that because, she and her older sister, and their friends are Big Will Ferrell fans, and love his Harry Caray impersonation. So she found that at youtube when she was actually looking for Will Ferrell, watched it, and showed it to me several weeks ago.
I wanted to post it right away but was having trouble posting videos through youtube, and just gave up.
When I finally figured out another way to post videos (I really am so GREEN) I remembered that one and posted it. It took a few days for people to really notice it, though.
I really need to thank Ace for doing that.
July 5, 2007 at 8:26 pm |
Back when we lived in SoCal, my wife took acting classes at this small, weird little theater in Orange County. She ended up getting a part in one of their plays. The narrator in the play, who didn’t manage to get an actual acting part? Will Ferrell.
She says that he was hilarious during rehearsals, always cracking jokes using his narrator’s microphone.
July 6, 2007 at 5:09 am |
I forget the award that he recieved back when, but in his acceptence speech I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off for thanking his wife cuz she has a great tight little ass. He even made the two hands gripping gesture.
That was hillarious.
July 6, 2007 at 3:44 pm |
I wonder if KC got eaten by a shark?
I sure hope not. That would pretty much ruin your vacation right there.
July 7, 2007 at 12:54 am |
Any shark screwing with KC would get a plug in the bean. I bet she sshowers and swims strapping.
July 7, 2007 at 1:30 am |
No sharks. But we caught a darling stingray. Of course we set the little angel free immediately. Lots of swimming in and getting beat up by the ocean. My kid actually used my beloved blade to cut up squid and shrimp to bait his nasty hooks. I will leave the blade as it is, polluted and germy. Good for bad guys.
Still can’t get used to that salt water taste. Ick! And lord what it does to my hair and skin; I was gritty all week. But no makeup, bra, shoes, or jewelry for a week. Nice tradeoff.
July 7, 2007 at 4:00 am |
But no makeup, bra, shoes, or jewelry for a week. Nice tradeoff.
To quote wiser, “WHERS THE FRIGGEN PAYPALL BUTTON!!!”
July 7, 2007 at 11:07 am |
I’ve Been Tagged
In a car accident yesterday, had the snot knocked out of me, given some serious medications and I’ve gotten tagged by Nice Deb. What did I do to deserve this chain of calamaties?
My answers:
Tagging Questions:
1) Name your favorite band and sin…
July 7, 2007 at 2:08 pm |
But no makeup, bra, shoes, or jewelry for a week. Nice tradeoff.
Bare feet and bare boobage…
I’m sorry, what were you saying? Oh, glad you weren’t eaten by a shark.
July 8, 2007 at 3:56 pm |
But no makeup, bra, shoes, or jewelry for a week.
I do the same thing when I go on vacation. It’s so….. liberating, isn’t it?
July 9, 2007 at 7:44 pm |
wiser, you may need that man-bra on 24/7. Don’t want a bad back on top of everything else.
July 9, 2007 at 11:54 pm |
wiser’s manning up now, KC. He’s studying Iron Crotch Kung Fu
July 10, 2007 at 3:27 am |
Hey, I know my rock-hard, perfectly sculpted pecs are large, but my back is plenty strong enough to carry the weight.
It’s my shoulders I worry about, having to lift these mighty guns of mine every day.
July 11, 2007 at 3:21 am |
“mighty guts of mine”??
Made ya look!
July 14, 2007 at 1:12 am |
Uhm, # 762?
July 14, 2007 at 7:32 pm |
If wiser ever stops swimming his laps, he might be able to offer up something worth reading here.
Most everyone knows I’m out of stuff right now, or rather, I just can’t motivate myself to write anything acceptable, and now wiser is occupied with his pic’s and his updates, he’s sluffing.
July 16, 2007 at 3:42 pm |
I feel sexy today.
I just felt like saying that.
July 16, 2007 at 9:08 pm |
*feels dave*
Yes, yes youdo.
July 17, 2007 at 3:52 am |
You know I hardly come in here and what do I find when I do come in? Wickedpinto feeling up DiT. It’s disturbing I tell ya. I gotta go shower.
July 17, 2007 at 12:30 pm |
Easy there big fella. That stuff may work with the chicks but I ain’t going for it.
July 17, 2007 at 1:45 pm |
I’ll ….uh…. I’ll be in……. ummm, no, never mind.
I’m good.
July 17, 2007 at 3:42 pm |
WP, I thought I was getting to know you a little.
Apparently not.
July 17, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
WP, just what does sexy feel like? Explain.
July 17, 2007 at 4:15 pm |
Think thought might be appropriate right about now.
July 17, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
You boys are Bringing Sexy Back.
July 17, 2007 at 5:36 pm |
I LOVE that song, it’s not as good as I wanna F your sister (NSFW requires login)
I can’t find the bob and tom, or the mancow performances, which are actually even more funny, cuz the “F” instead of the word, is actually more entertaining in my opinion.
Being absolutely and horribly crude, while trying to ACT all proper because you say “eff” instead of the actual word is a good mix, but I can’t find a link to it.
CURSES!
July 17, 2007 at 5:38 pm |
Okay, this is kinda disturbing, and really makes me question the morality of Youtube.
“Search Results for “”I wanna eff your sister””New on YouTube
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Did you mean: “I want off your sister”?
No Videos found for ‘”I wanna eff your sister”‘
So I clicked the “I want to off your sister” link, and I get
“No Videos found for ‘”I want off your sister”‘”
So, there are no videos in the search for “I want to off your sister” but the youtube meta EXPECTS one?
That just made me cringe.
July 17, 2007 at 6:55 pm |
WP, just what does sexy feel like? Explain.
Whatever he says, he’s just making shit up.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
July 18, 2007 at 12:53 am |
Dave’s just gay.
July 18, 2007 at 3:20 am |
just gay?
My friend, Dave is much more than “just” gay.
July 18, 2007 at 3:21 am |
heh. ^ 777th post. luckiest post of all.
July 18, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
Oh, I’m not gay.
A willingness to try new things does not necessarily mean it’s a lifestyle.
July 19, 2007 at 9:48 pm |
Still gonna see you at next years summer camp dave?
July 21, 2007 at 4:12 pm |
I don’t know what to say…
July 22, 2007 at 11:55 am |
DiT and WP, this is turning into a strange dance you two is having.
July 23, 2007 at 7:27 pm |
you don’t know what to say?
July 23, 2007 at 10:17 pm |
KC thinks a 9mm with a 3″ barrel has a kick?
I thought she was more butch (in a good way) than that?
July 24, 2007 at 12:54 pm |
I’m thinkin it was a Glock 26 instead of the 19. You know how light the damn things are with their plastic frames, they jump in my hand. The run of the mill 1911A1 hardly moves at all when I fire.
July 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm |
Miss me?
July 24, 2007 at 7:14 pm |
I don’t know anything about those numbers Dave. The Glock was light enough, but he kicked, unlike the last Glock I fired with the longer barrel.
Butch? Me? Not even in a good way, WP.
July 24, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
I saw the picture of you shooting in vegas.
you have firm, yet supple hands. Clearly firm, yet also delicate, thought the nails frighten me.
and a 1911 is the standard (I think) frame for the .45 acp (acp right dave?)
The other numbers are models of glocks, I think one has a lightweight frame, the other has a more hearty one.
July 25, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
oh crap, I posted links and the spam filter ate em.
Yeah, glock 19 long, glock 26 short, 1911a1 standard Colt .45 design.
July 27, 2007 at 9:21 pm |
somebody say something
July 29, 2007 at 12:54 am |
Why are texans so proud of their anti-federalist history, while simultaneously willing to express their PRO-US federal annexation?
Cowardice? of the mexicans, or hypocracy?
July 29, 2007 at 1:02 am |
an interviewee is smoking in an office funded by federal funds, isn’t that illegal?
July 29, 2007 at 1:02 am |
ARGH!!!! completely Wrong BLOG!!!!
July 29, 2007 at 7:06 pm |
Oh, you’re probably reading more into it than is necessary, although let’s face it, it is cool to be able to say we were a sovereign nation for 10 years…
Texans of the day, Sam Houston included, rightly believed becoming part of the United States sealed Mexico from future claims. You’ll recall the US paid the government of Mexico 15MM for all territories lost, and another 7MM later in the Gadsden Purchase. No way Texans were going to be able to come up with all that jack on their own.
July 31, 2007 at 5:48 pm |
#795
WP, Texan is a mind-set like no other.
August 3, 2007 at 1:40 am |
Anybody home?
August 3, 2007 at 2:58 am |
I am, but I’m kinda drunk.
August 4, 2007 at 2:10 am |
Another day, another dollar, huh? What have you got coming up for the Sunday morning cartoon?
August 4, 2007 at 2:29 am |
I’m thinking about caving into mesa’s hornyness and maybe getting something from pixy.
I’m thinking japanimation, I haven’t dug up this weeks, I have some in the queue but they don’t motivate right now, so I’m thinking of some of the more classic japanimation. Maybe a clip from vampyre hunter or something. The drawback to that, is I can’t give links to the entire movie and stuff, but I think many have seen most of them. Like fist of the northstar and stuff.
August 4, 2007 at 5:00 am |
I’m thinking of some of the more classic japanimation.
I love anime. Just re-watched the first 2/3 of the Trigun series. Tonight it’s the first disc of Bleach.
A little Neon Genesis Evangelion or RahXephon ought to warp people’s minds. Or how about Hellsing?
August 4, 2007 at 8:16 am |
You know geoff? there was a time that I thought I spoke japanese.
August 4, 2007 at 2:07 pm |
Mushi mushi yanno ney. He-ro? Dis is de terephone guy.
August 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
Japanese I have learned from watching anime (I’m making up the spellings here):
hayaka: Hurry!
masaka: No way, or It Can’t Be!
so ka: I See [always said weightily]
joto mateo: Wait a Minute!
Yokai: Aye-Aye!
komenesai: I’m Very (Deeply) Sorry
ja na: See ya!
kawaii: Cute
August 4, 2007 at 4:01 pm |
Dog days of summer. Sigh.
August 6, 2007 at 6:08 pm |
I learned all my Japanese from watching Shogun and wandering around the Kyoto airport.
August 7, 2007 at 12:42 am |
Pretty close geoff, at least on the ones I recognize.
hayaka: Hurry!
Is Haiyaku
so ka: I See [always said weightily]
is “Soo ka” actually it might be “shiyoo” but that is really just for consistancy in roomanji “o” is “oh” but a double “oo” is “oh-ooh” thats probly always weighty, but the translation is close enough.
joto mateo: Wait a Minute!
Chotto Matte Yo.
komenesai: I’m Very (Deeply) Sorry
Gomen nasai, the litteral translation is odd,but I cant remember what it is, kinad like how “excuse me” “sumimasen” = living not, Sumimasu = to liven, sumimasen means not living, so you are apologizing for living I think.
and Kawaii is dead on. I would call my girlfriend “yuubina” which is “elegant”
August 7, 2007 at 4:20 am |
Thanks, WP.
August 8, 2007 at 11:46 am |
Hi sugarbritches.
August 8, 2007 at 1:23 pm |
I’m feelin pretty froggy this morning.
August 9, 2007 at 7:21 am |
I HATE Puffy-ami-yumi. I actually met them. cuz a friend form the barracks was a HUGE fan, I think he might have been gay.
But I LOVED this song by globe titled “face.” I think is AWESOME, in fact, I own 2 CD’s and my father, an old Beatles fan kept them for himself since I had the song on my puter, and he liked the song himself.
August 9, 2007 at 7:25 am |
I just thought I would include that link for the japanese thing.
August 9, 2007 at 7:47 am |
I LOVE jim croce
And I think this vid is perfect.
Just an image of jim, an image of his album, and the song playing from the turntable.
I’m a retro kinda cat.
August 9, 2007 at 7:48 am |
A GREAT musician, and clearly a decent man, even if one of his best friends WAS arlo Guthrie.
August 9, 2007 at 8:54 pm |
The guy that played acoustic lead with Jim, Maury somebody…I forget.. he was awesome.
August 9, 2007 at 10:40 pm |
Hiya.
August 10, 2007 at 1:31 am |
What does “I’m feeling froggy” mean, exactly? You feel like jumping? Croaking? Slimy?
August 10, 2007 at 1:59 am |
Inspirational Wedding Speeches And Toasts
Inspirational Wedding Speeches And Toasts
August 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm |
Worked up, ready to get into it with somebody. Lookin for a fight.
August 10, 2007 at 7:49 pm |
Comment spam here? Getting popular, KC.
August 15, 2007 at 7:03 pm |
820.
I’ve waited for this moment!
August 16, 2007 at 2:02 pm |
Almost forgot to chime in here.
WP, what was that Japanese phrase you used in a post at Ace’s? Something about baby?
August 16, 2007 at 8:10 pm |
Daijobu akachan = “everything is alright baby”
Daijobu doesn’t have a clean translation that I know of, basicaly it’s “It’s all cool!” Or “Everythings alright” or “don’t worry” It’s the catch-all of “it’s all cool” in english tearms.
Akachan is litteraly “baby.” It’s actually an offensive term most of the time, but japan has become so anglicized in many ways, that they get the vernacular.
August 16, 2007 at 9:37 pm |
Well I’m ready for the week-end. Who’s with me?
August 16, 2007 at 11:08 pm |
WP: What are they saying when they say “Thanks for the food!”
Ikimakine or something.
August 17, 2007 at 7:53 am |
“II” is basicaly “good”
makine, doesn’t tickle with me right now, it might come back later, though it does sound familiar.
Random inclusion:
You know what the NON-roomanji name for “America” is?
“Beikoku” Koku basicaly means “kingdom” but before I tell you what “bei” means, at least in the kanji, let me give you a bit of history.
Japan is “NiPon” now, the syllables and words themselves don’t mean shit, but because japan DID get their written language from the chinese after the numerous conquests, and rebelions and conquests by the chinese, Japan was almost always Nipon even before those conquests.
But they adopted the written language of the chinese/ kanji.
They called china “chiukoku” or “chyieukoku” and Chiu = Central, and since they call china, “chiukoku” they are calling china “Central kingdom”
Japan doesn’t define themselves as a kingdom, which I find interesting, because “nihon” =. . . . . and this I find interesting.
“ni” the kanji of “ni” in the word “nihon” that is japan = origin, birth, start and beginning
“Hon” = sun or book.
The reason Japan is known as the land of the rising sun is not a japanese creation, but rather a chiokoku word, and kanji describing navigational directions. If you sail from China to Japan, you are sailing towards the rising sun, THAT is why Japan, is NiHon, or rather why the kanji’s for “nihon” are “origin of the sun” I found that fascinating.
Anyways, The US is called “beikoku” in the kanji’s though not in word anymore.
I already said that “koku” = kingdom, but I left out the “Bei”
“Bei” = RICE! in kanji.
Now that sounds like a meaningless nothing, however, the kanji for “bei” and “gohan” is the same.
and all meals are commonly refered to as gohan. “assagohan,” is dinner, doesn’t matter if there is any rice in the meal, all food as a meal is called “rice” or rather depicted as rice either in the “gohan” verbal reference, or in the kanji, if written down.
Basicaly, America, The United States of America, was previously refered to as “the kingdom of food.”
I took pride in that bit of etymology.
August 17, 2007 at 1:42 pm |
This might be the word: Itadakimasu
The place I got it says that it is a polite way of saying “I receive this food,” but I always hear it said in a sing-song voice, and translated as “Thanks for the food!” Maybe the sing-song delivery comes from having it pounded into their heads as kids.
August 18, 2007 at 1:57 am |
I know a little Chinese, myself:
Ching chong ching ching chong ching!
August 18, 2007 at 4:22 am |
THATS why I didn’t recognize it geof.
In general formal japanese ends with the verb. I can’t remember the exact form of words that leads to “itadakimasu” but thats why it tickled.
For the most part, almost always, the “u” in the “masu” portion of a word, is not expressed as an “ooh” it is rather a sort of exhalation.
For instant, if you watch cartoons in japanese, you have heard “Dess” but it isn’t “Dess” it’s “desu”
“ikimasu” isn’t pronounced “ee-kee-mah-soo” but rather “ee-kee-mahSS”
and the singsong aspect, is partly because the whole languge is built on single syllabic enunciation. For example, you hear someone unfamiliar with the language say “hai” it sounds like “hi” but eventually your ear catches the variation in inflection, and it’s VERY mild, but completely second nature to the japanese.
Example, I mentioned the double vowels, but there are also double consenants, as long as the consenant is “n”
“Hana” I THINK means flower. If I recall correctly (like I said, it’s been a decade, give me some room here)
“Hanna” means nose.
all of the a’s are “ah” and all of the “n”‘s are “nhn” (mostly through the nose)
Anyways, the language itself lends itself to a rather tight inflection, and no matter who you are if you don’t offer the same inflection to each hira related syllable, you break the flow of language, which makes you sound like you have a slur.
I think I already linked the song by “globe.”
August 19, 2007 at 3:19 am |
Oh, I meant to include this in the “hai” thing.
If an untrained american (very little training is required) “hai” sounds like “hi” but so you realize that it’s actualy “hah-aye” said rather quickly and in the same souther lazy melange that military or truckers or other transient professionals develop.
“yes”/”hai” is so common, that it is lazily delivered, so it isn’t easily distinguished form “hi”
August 20, 2007 at 7:39 pm |
Hey.
August 21, 2007 at 12:38 am |
BOOGER
August 21, 2007 at 1:04 am |
# 832.
I got nothing, certainly no boogers.
August 22, 2007 at 1:47 pm |
But why go through all that? Why not just oral sex?
“When a man is sucking my d!ck, he can pretend it’s something else.
When he is eating a$$, he knows it’s a$$!”
I felt the need to throw it in. That line is funny.
August 22, 2007 at 3:10 pm |
When a man is sucking my d!ck, he can pretend it’s something else.
Like what? a hot dog? A freeze-pop? a cigar?
August 22, 2007 at 6:37 pm |
Eww! Fellas!
August 22, 2007 at 7:22 pm |
So this is what it’s like to drive straight into a bar ditch.
August 24, 2007 at 1:21 pm |
The “give you what you want” thread at IB broke 1000 comments yesterday. And we’ve slowed to a crawl here. And that one has to keep being bumped, while this thread is always at the top, thanks to the fine blogging efforts of the lovely Kevlarchick.
Just a few months to go before 1/1/08. Can we make 1000 comments? Hell, that’s almost a given. Should we set our sights a little higher? Perhaps once we get past 1000 comments, we can strive to always be at least one ahead of the IB thread.
Who’s with me?
August 26, 2007 at 12:36 am |
Well, here’s 838. Who’s got 839?
August 26, 2007 at 10:47 am |
I might offer a humber 839, but I think Anka is dedicated to the guys getting shirts or something like that.
August 26, 2007 at 8:11 pm |
turbulence training
book training turbulence
August 27, 2007 at 2:00 pm |
well, I guess every little bit helps.
Honestly, has anyone ever bought anything that they learned about through blog spam? or even e-mail spam, for that matter?
August 27, 2007 at 7:40 pm |
This morning I sent a fairly ugly, bitchy email and it went to the WRONG person. It went to the most wrongest person it could possibly go to.
Now I feel like crap and am trying to make amends. But words change everything.
August 27, 2007 at 9:55 pm |
Oh no, KC. I think we’ve all had that happen. Not a good thing.
Let’s talk about Mother Theresa instead, k?
August 28, 2007 at 2:42 am |
BOOGER.
I say 1500 by New Year’s
August 28, 2007 at 3:26 am |
I did the same thing not that long ago KC, I sent an E-mail where the full text was “how the eff do I know you!?!” in response to an e-mail.
Well it turns out that I know that person, because she is my uncles wife, and a very nice lady who happened to use the wrong e-mail to contact me.
Man, do I gots me some bridgebuilding.
August 28, 2007 at 9:14 pm |
Same here, KC.
At my first job in an advertising agency I put a letter from my boss to Client A in an envelope addressed to Client B. This put my boss in very hot water with Client B because he had assured her he ONLY worked on her account.
I found another job right before they fired me.
August 29, 2007 at 2:04 am |
At my first job in an advertising agency . . .
You had of JOB???
That narrows down my list of theories about your mysterious cruise-at-any-time lifestyle.
1. Inherited wealth.2. Former movie star/business mogul at a young age.3. Rich first husband and generous divorce decree.
August 29, 2007 at 2:17 am |
BTW, I still have one bedroom with private bath available for the Innocent Bystanders First Annual Super Bowl Party™. Geezer took one; Dave has declined the other (presumably because of silly concerns about Mrs. Dave’s personal safety.)
So, it’s open for KC, Lipstick, Wickedpinto, or whoever amongst the IB regulars asks first.
August 29, 2007 at 4:03 am |
3. Rich first husband and generous divorce decree.
HA!! Not at all. He took from me, remember?
August 29, 2007 at 11:45 pm |
So, it’s open for KC, Lipstick, Wickedpinto, or whoever amongst the IB regulars asks first.
Cleaning up empty casings, that are blocking your drainage, cleaning up empty casings that are blocking your drainage, or cleaning up armed bombs that are blocking your dainage.
You need to expand that list michael.
August 29, 2007 at 11:48 pm |
Besides, all I need is a back yard with a privacy fense, and a hearty shrub.
August 29, 2007 at 11:49 pm |
How about you include Feisty and comps on that list? That would require a proffessional cleaning company to take care of the afteraffects.
August 31, 2007 at 2:19 am |
KC has an opinon of Maria Sharapova’s ass.
I’m still in my bunk.
August 31, 2007 at 2:42 am |
grrr slap
Cranky,
and grr slap again.
She’s a naughty girl and needs to be spanked. . . .with the INSIDE OF MY HIPS!!!
August 31, 2007 at 1:58 pm |
presumably because of silly concerns about Mrs. Dave’s personal safety
Mrs. D in T won’t be making the run with me. She sends her regards and asks that you keep me away from the bong.
August 31, 2007 at 2:02 pm |
regarding Maria Sharipova’s ass,
Я ударил бы его
August 31, 2007 at 2:51 pm |
DiT, does that translate into “if you tried to bounce quarters off her ass you’d break the quarters”?
August 31, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
If you run it back through the translator it comes back as “I would strike that”,
which is a roughly accurate translation ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo
August 31, 2007 at 4:08 pm |
I’m a babeling idiot. Insert Homer Simpson duh sound effect.
Yes, she is hittable. And the accent. Don’t get me started.
August 31, 2007 at 5:28 pm |
and she has legs right up to her neck. Oh, the splendor of youth.
August 31, 2007 at 7:07 pm |
They say youth is wasted on the young.
They’re right.
August 31, 2007 at 8:52 pm |
Do you suppose she’s bendy>/a>?
September 3, 2007 at 8:21 am |
KC?
She only has legs up to her neck, when her knee’s are next to her ears.
September 4, 2007 at 11:31 pm |
It’s an expression WP. And no apostrophe in knees.
September 5, 2007 at 3:31 am |
Knees by the ears is an expression too.
And I’ll be in my bunk.
September 5, 2007 at 4:23 am |
kc, WP know’s there’s no’s apostrophe’s in’s any’s word’s he’s use’s. He just likes using them.
#866
September 6, 2007 at 12:13 am |
Always with the friggen apostraph’e’s you’s two.
September 6, 2007 at 10:16 pm |
It’s less about deliberation, and more about laziness, but there are times when I wanna flip a finger at the grammatriarchy.
September 7, 2007 at 6:45 pm |
Maybe someday he’ll figure out how to spell ‘definitely’, too.
We can alway’s hope.
September 7, 2007 at 8:01 pm |
OPPRESSIVE GRAMMATRIARCHY at work.
September 7, 2007 at 8:02 pm |
HELP! HELP! I’m being oppressed! (spelling) Awww, DAMN!
September 9, 2007 at 4:45 am |
Ya know what this place needs?
More links.
September 9, 2007 at 4:59 am |
But they need to be unique, how about this? I only stole it from betsy’s page.
Laughing baby, I THINK the baby is laughing while he is tearing up the michigan alumni rag
I’m not sure.
September 9, 2007 at 6:45 am |
Something that is funny?
KC has an automatic link to “previous pages”
Thats just fucking funny.
September 9, 2007 at 6:23 pm |
You know.
A martini in a plastic cup isn’t quite as good as a cold glass.
But being by the pool makes up for it.
September 9, 2007 at 9:30 pm |
I fucking hate gin.
September 10, 2007 at 11:44 am |
KC has an automatic link to “previous pages”
What about categories! Where are the categories?
September 10, 2007 at 11:10 pm |
*looking for these strange items WP and cranky are speaking of*
I need a blog handler.
September 12, 2007 at 12:55 am |
Only 12
21 comments to go to crack that 1,000 comment barrier. Since Ace is down and Michael is seriously depressed over the impotence of Michigan football this seems to be the “in” place. Let’s get cracking on those comments.September 12, 2007 at 1:10 pm |
I wrote a post about boobies yesterday.
It made me giggle.
September 12, 2007 at 9:35 pm |
WP:
Try vodka instead.
September 13, 2007 at 1:44 am |
Hair Report:
Hair straight-slightly wavy in previous years. Hair has been trending towards curly in the last couple years. Fight it down each day with hairdryer heat and products.
Went to bed with wet hair last night. 3 AM woke up wanting H2O, but had forgotten to put a glass on the bedstand.
Went to get a glass of water and looked at myself in the mirror in passing.
Head looked like somebody shook the shit out of Shirley Temple.
End Report.
September 13, 2007 at 5:00 am |
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
FloraW is trying to sabotage the effort!!!
Wait,
WHERE is the hair straight-slightly curly?
Okay, that was kinda wrong on my part.
September 13, 2007 at 5:02 am |
Hate Vodka, I like more complex flavors, thats why I’m scotch and other whiskeys for my liquor tastes, there are a few sweet licqeurs that I like, like amaretto and midori, but they must be heavily watered. In general, I prefer beers, and I prefer stouts, and and ports.
September 13, 2007 at 5:30 am |
Where’s pony?
September 13, 2007 at 1:26 pm |
Where’s pony?
Getting her hair done, probably.
September 13, 2007 at 1:52 pm |
Invoking pony is a crapshoot.
Never know who you’re gonna get.
*stares accusingly at Mesa*
September 13, 2007 at 2:50 pm |
Head looked like somebody shook the shit out of Shirley Temple.
like a Venomous Harridan?
September 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm |
laura, let it curl wild! My hair is poker straight and I’ve always kinda envied the craziness of curly hair.
September 13, 2007 at 6:07 pm |
*ponders growing mine shoulder length again*
Nah. It would add 15 minutes to my morning routine. Almost tripling the amount of time I spend getting ready for the day.
September 14, 2007 at 2:58 am |
I’ve always wished I had curly hair.
September 14, 2007 at 3:00 am |
Oh hey, I wrote a post about a man in a diaper, today, DIT.
I giggled like a retard.
September 14, 2007 at 5:25 am |
ND,
Never had curley hair, but I got a Wave, that is apparent after only a couple inches.
I have unruly hair in the worst way, It looks like shit short, and it looks like shit long.
ARGH!!!
September 14, 2007 at 7:01 pm |
I’ve let it go curly wild a few times lately to test it out, but it’s so messy-looking I can’t stand it.
Only once did it look cute and neat (nice fat spiral curls) the whole day, and I haven’t been able to reproduce those results. I was by the ocean that day, could that be the reason?
September 14, 2007 at 7:05 pm |
Well there you go. Move to the beach.
September 14, 2007 at 9:02 pm |
More of a lake person.
September 15, 2007 at 2:40 am |
I’m an “ocean lake” person.
The great lakes, especially, the greatest of lakes, RocK!!!
September 15, 2007 at 4:29 pm |
what about Greg Lake? ELP was AWESOME!
September 17, 2007 at 6:34 pm |
What, nobody wants comment #900?
September 17, 2007 at 6:34 pm |
Okay, I’ll take it.
September 18, 2007 at 3:29 am |
SPLA-DAM.
Hey nonny nonny boo boo yeah
Skoodly voo, skoodly voo, pip bop slam
shigga wagga shigga wagga UH.
September 18, 2007 at 3:30 am |
…but enough about my day. What’s up?
September 18, 2007 at 3:34 am |
My headache’s gone. So I got that going for me.
Which is nice.
September 19, 2007 at 2:35 am |
Hi all.
I’m back from Canada and so glad to be home.
September 19, 2007 at 6:22 am |
Hi all.
I’m back from Canada and so glad to be home.
cuz now you can be treated for the abdominal infection you suffered, after your canadian appendectomy?
September 19, 2007 at 2:12 pm |
Hi LD!
*waving*
Was wondering where you been.
September 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm |
Lips, post some about your trip over at IB. Or here.
September 19, 2007 at 3:36 pm |
welcome back Lipstick. Join us as we jam the pedal to the floor and run this thing up to 1000!!
YEAAAAARGH!
September 19, 2007 at 8:14 pm |
You guys are so great.
September 20, 2007 at 2:48 am |
shut up you. take some zinc, get well
September 21, 2007 at 3:20 pm |
*looks around*
Hey, another Blog Wisconsin.
September 22, 2007 at 6:08 am |
I think the old broads need some extra time to type, until they can find a proper arthitis medication.
I’m not sure, I’m just guessing.
September 23, 2007 at 2:25 am |
Hey Pinto, my actual age is 27. I took Geezer’s quiz. So there.
September 24, 2007 at 12:24 am |
I rang out at 73.
Highway mileage though.
September 24, 2007 at 11:42 am |
like a Venomous Harridan?
Yes. Like Medusa.
Just plain evil.
Hey Pinto, my actual age is 27.
That quiz did not adjust for the gravitational effects of massive feet.
September 25, 2007 at 2:24 am |
That quiz did not adjust for the gravitational effects of massive feet.
Or massive….
*oomph!* why am I being stifled?
I was just gonna say she probably has massive…
*oomph*
mrphs.
September 25, 2007 at 2:25 am |
If only you guys were present at columbia today.
September 25, 2007 at 8:16 pm |
#918 was always a lucky number for me.
September 25, 2007 at 8:21 pm |
Me! Me! Oh pick me!
September 25, 2007 at 8:22 pm |
I really wanted 920 though
September 25, 2007 at 8:37 pm |
seven always was my lucky number
Ahhhh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found youuuuuu
September 25, 2007 at 11:47 pm |
Where am I?
September 25, 2007 at 11:47 pm |
How did I get here?
September 25, 2007 at 11:48 pm |
Is that a cheeseburger?
September 25, 2007 at 11:48 pm |
mmphmmpnnmph — guud!
September 25, 2007 at 11:59 pm |
I’m a gardenburger girl……….unless it’s a bubbaburger
September 26, 2007 at 12:25 am |
Cheese.
September 26, 2007 at 12:25 am |
Burger.
September 26, 2007 at 12:25 am |
With.
September 26, 2007 at 12:26 am |
…
September 26, 2007 at 12:27 am |
Cheeese.
September 26, 2007 at 12:36 am |
pickles
September 26, 2007 at 12:38 am |
I like pickles on my cheeseburgers
September 26, 2007 at 1:30 am |
FIRST!!!!
September 26, 2007 at 3:04 am |
and mustard
September 26, 2007 at 3:29 am |
Day-um
Mesablue accuses me of commenting while drunk!
September 26, 2007 at 3:57 am |
You have to be a pretty big loser to comment on a blog that doesn’t exist, Nice Deb.
September 26, 2007 at 4:54 am |
In tributeto Ace,
Hobo 500!
September 26, 2007 at 5:45 am |
Rosetta?
Chill on THAT kind of insult.
September 26, 2007 at 3:50 pm |
eb, is that Latin?
September 26, 2007 at 5:06 pm |
I heard Cheeseburger In Paradise yesterday on the ride home and it was in my head the rest of the night.
I like mine with lettuce and tomato
heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
September 26, 2007 at 7:06 pm |
I forgot tomato. Tomatoes are good. And wash it down with a beer. nummers
September 26, 2007 at 11:31 pm |
That is disgusting PJ.
September 27, 2007 at 7:53 pm |
Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw is one of my all time favs from Jimmy B
September 27, 2007 at 9:12 pm |
there’s a surprise.
September 28, 2007 at 1:27 am |
It’s delicious Pinto!
September 28, 2007 at 2:02 pm |
yeah, I suppose that was somewhat predictable.
September 28, 2007 at 7:34 pm |
That was just a bunch of stuff my avatar would say.
He’s easily amused.
September 28, 2007 at 10:34 pm |
Dave, where’s the tangerine speedo?
September 29, 2007 at 4:06 am |
quit looking at me, pjmomma.
September 29, 2007 at 1:15 pm |
why cuffy? feeling guilty about something?
September 29, 2007 at 1:54 pm |
tangerine isn’t really my color.
September 30, 2007 at 1:47 am |
I had 953 in the pool. Pay up.
October 1, 2007 at 3:46 am |
Dammit. Missed by one.
Oh well, guess I’ll just have to fall back on my successful run to the top in the AoS football pool….
.
.
.
.
DAMMIT!!!
October 1, 2007 at 11:22 am |
Uhhh, yah. Same here. Yikes.
I liked last year’s pool better 😉
October 2, 2007 at 5:36 pm |
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
October 3, 2007 at 2:19 am |
Want to start your private office arms race right now?
I just got my own USB rocket launcher 🙂 Awsome thing.
Plug into your computer and you got a remote controlled office missile launcher with 360 degrees horizontal and 45 degree vertival rotation with a range of more than 6 meters – which gives you a coverage of 113 square meters round your workplace.
You can get the gadget here: http://tinyurl.com/2qul3c
Check out the video they have on the page.
Cheers
Marko Fando
October 3, 2007 at 6:06 pm |
Inka binka bottle of ink
The cork fell out
And you stink
October 3, 2007 at 6:16 pm |
courage
October 4, 2007 at 11:18 am |
porridge
October 4, 2007 at 4:03 pm |
porridge?
That’s yankee for oatmeal, ain’t it?
October 4, 2007 at 5:35 pm |
I thought I read something about you wearing a speedo, Dave.
*looks around warily*
October 5, 2007 at 10:44 am |
Yankee for grits = pig feed
October 5, 2007 at 3:05 pm |
me?
I would look ridiculous in one of those.
October 6, 2007 at 4:10 pm |
But Dave, wearing a speedo would make for ridiculing gold! Gold, I tell you.
You can compare notes with Bart on the personal grooming, if you know what I mean, requirements for speedo wear.
October 6, 2007 at 6:07 pm |
Not sure what porridge is. I don’t think it’s oats, though.
October 6, 2007 at 7:20 pm |
so, I shouldn’t look like I’m smuggling a muskrat in my shorts cranky? This takes trimmin?
October 6, 2007 at 7:24 pm |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porridge
according to the communist bastards, it is in fact, an oat dish.
I remember having this mingau stuff with breakfast in Curitiba.
October 7, 2007 at 12:48 am |
Why do they call them Speedos, anyway? Do they make you faster?
October 7, 2007 at 2:06 am |
They make me faster. When the dogs are after me, I run like the wind.
October 7, 2007 at 9:39 pm |
When the dogs are after me, I run like the wind.
Like an antelope…
Like a gazelle…
Like a little dik-dik…
October 8, 2007 at 12:35 am |
how did you know about my dik dik?
October 8, 2007 at 1:45 am |
Outdoors in crisp Autumn air, at dusk, with a beer and happy funny family company crackin’ jokes as it slowly turns to night. Don’t get much better than that for me.
October 8, 2007 at 11:20 pm |
amen sista. If only Fall would arrive here. Record highs this weekend. So done with it!
October 10, 2007 at 10:04 pm |
I envy those who live where there are seasons. I really would love to experience them. *sigh*
I want crisp autumn air. I want turtlenecks and fires in the fireplace. I want hot chocolate on a brisk day. I want to make snowmen. I want to go snowboarding again.
Places that have seasons don’t work well with hubby’s occupation.
October 11, 2007 at 1:25 pm |
I want crisp autumn air. I want turtlenecks and fires in the fireplace. I want hot chocolate on a brisk day. I want to make snowmen. I want to go snowboarding again.
Yeah, that stuff is great. For about a weekend. Then reality sets in. Winter sucks.
October 11, 2007 at 1:53 pm |
Snow in December is always beautiful. After that, it is a filthy scourge.
October 11, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
Can I just have my fantasty? please? HUH? Just let me romanticize winter.
October 11, 2007 at 4:01 pm |
We got six inches of snow on Easter weekend this year. Strangest thing I ever saw, and those of you who know me know that my list of strange things I’ve seen is pretty impressive.
October 12, 2007 at 1:46 am |
Quit trying to impress me dave! You had me at………well, when you got a pool.
October 12, 2007 at 5:11 am |
Easter in STL this year was about 40 degrees. We had to wear our heavy coats to the Egg Hunt for my daughter.
October 12, 2007 at 5:12 am |
I really hate winter.
October 13, 2007 at 11:56 pm |
Hubby has a fire going in the fireplace right now and the house has that wonderful smell.
Will do more yardwork in the crisp air tomorrow. Found a maple leaf in the grass today that was the most amazing fluorescent red and orange. It looked like it had been cut from tie-dyed construction paper.
Really do love snow, especially the first few.
Food tastes better in Winter.
But Winter is too long here. February is bitter, and in March when it’s sleeting grey solid icy shit from the sky we’re all about ready to eat a bullet.
October 14, 2007 at 1:26 pm |
Here in Alabama there are only two seasons: football season and then what’s left over after that. I do miss the seasonal changes. It last snowed enough to cover the ground here in Montgomery in February or March of 1997. Gone in about two hours. Contrast that with 11 snow storms in 11 weeks during 1993 – 1994 while I was stationed in Massachusetts. I kind of miss the change in seasons.
Kids who like to be out of school for snow days would like the criteria for school closings here: the threat of a snow flurry will shut down the schools.
October 14, 2007 at 2:55 pm |
See how romantic Lauraw makes winter? Till February anyways.
October 15, 2007 at 2:02 am |
House smells like smoke.
I saw a red leaf.
Snow’s cool. Makes ya hungry.
March is nasty.
You shush now toots. I be lying upon the shoes.
October 15, 2007 at 11:19 am |
Cool comment.
I guess you’ll like my blog..
Sayonara
October 15, 2007 at 2:42 pm |
Snow’s cold, red noses
mom says don’t eat yellow snow
my brother’s a jerk
October 15, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
This is the week y’all. 1000 comments at KC’s non-blog blog.
What will it be?
Who will post it?
Why am I asking you?
The suspense is killing me.
October 15, 2007 at 4:33 pm |
Pretty for a week
Then cold and shit lasts too long
Northeast winters suck
October 15, 2007 at 6:29 pm |
Southeast winter’s mild
flip-flops and painted toenails
Oh look! My tan line
October 15, 2007 at 7:04 pm |
Real winter up north
March comes in like a lion
excrement sandwich
October 15, 2007 at 8:12 pm |
pjmomma has got something against yellow. Racist!
Damn. I really wanted to be number 999. Sigh.
October 15, 2007 at 10:43 pm |
Thanks your comment is delightful.
I like your blog..
thank you again
October 16, 2007 at 3:55 am |
Wait, that’s not a haiku! KC, you should ban Be a Good Daughter for going off-topic!
Northeast Weather Blues. A Haiku.
Summer is too short
And winter is much too long
Really, why live here?
October 16, 2007 at 1:42 pm |
Winter Ember
snow snow snow snow snow
hate this mother*&#-in snow
damn I hate this crap
October 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm |
Reply to wiserbud
First snow Christmas morn
Flakes on happy children’s tongues
ooops! That was birdshit
October 16, 2007 at 6:02 pm |
One thousand comments
At one time seemed unlikely
Is today the day?
October 16, 2007 at 7:51 pm |
Today! Today!
October 16, 2007 at 8:43 pm |
DING!DING!DING! 1000 comments!!!!
Kevlarchick’s fun blog
reaches one thousand comments
without tits for hits!
October 16, 2007 at 8:50 pm |
[…] Dare to Dream! 1000 comments at the best blog ever created! […]
October 16, 2007 at 8:52 pm |
Someone needs to nominate this place for best blog — http://2007.weblogawards.org/
October 16, 2007 at 9:26 pm |
without tits for hits!
It’s not like I didn’t try to get her to go along with that.
October 16, 2007 at 10:05 pm |
*looks around with tears in my eyes*
Darlings. Thank you. This is fun.
Blogging is teh fun
when folks are kind and funny
a sweet online world.
October 16, 2007 at 10:35 pm |
Hello your article is stunning.
I will definitely read your diary..
See ya
October 16, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
be a good daughter
does not get a good haiku
wiserbud is right
October 16, 2007 at 11:01 pm |
Darlings. Thank you. This is fun.
No, thank you.
October 17, 2007 at 12:19 am |
Thanks, KC. This was fun. I would’ve been #1,000 but I was out of town.
October 17, 2007 at 12:29 am |
Thanks, KC. This was fun. I would’ve been #1,000 but I was
out of town.in my trailerFixed that for ya.
October 17, 2007 at 12:34 am |
Sooooooooo…..
Now what?
October 17, 2007 at 12:57 pm |
we do two thousand
with comments that titillate
see what I did there?
October 17, 2007 at 1:08 pm |
Ya see what Dave did there was he ran out into the flat and buttonhooked with the word “titillate” so you can see he was making a reference to the word tit he used in his little whachacallit jap poem there and BOOM! First down.. Brett Farve coulda threaded that one right to him.
October 17, 2007 at 2:28 pm |
Who’s Brett Farve?
October 17, 2007 at 3:00 pm |
I just talk about him all the time. I don’t have to spell his name correctly. It’s some kinda goofy catholic name.
October 17, 2007 at 3:41 pm |
there’s not enough blogs
spread among this crazy group
keep KC’s alive!
October 17, 2007 at 10:02 pm |
without tits for hits!
Even I would like to see that. Well, only if they’re perky and not droopy that is.
October 18, 2007 at 1:19 am |
8)
October 18, 2007 at 1:19 am |
Well, for all of this talk about no “T&ts for Hits”, there is a lot of talk about it. NTTAWWT
October 18, 2007 at 1:21 am |
John Madden:
And Brett would be even more mobile if he didn’t have you hanging on his junk every game.
October 18, 2007 at 1:37 am |
BTW, today is Evel Knievel’s 69th birthday.
October 18, 2007 at 10:34 pm |
comments on a blog
a blog that isn’t really
seems like it’s silly
October 19, 2007 at 1:51 pm |
okay, someone needs to teach KC how to use he spam blocker. I mean, I got nothing against funny spam, but BaGD is really dull and repetitive and dull and dull.
October 19, 2007 at 8:23 pm |
^yeah, why is it this site hasn’t had any viagra spam, yet I have to delete about 10 a day?
October 22, 2007 at 4:51 pm |
guess we’re just letting this place go all to hell in a handbasket, ain’t we?
Seriously, BaGD is just dull and repetitive and boring and dull and dull, but that Herbal Viagra spam links to a long-abandoned, dead and (quite honestly) incredibly offensive, yet amazingly inane site?
I mean, come one, KC! What’s up with that shit?
October 22, 2007 at 11:17 pm |
What I don’t get about BaGD’s spam is that she so desperately wants us to check out her blog, but there’s no linky love? WTF?
October 23, 2007 at 4:50 pm |
Curse you!! Where’s your link?
October 23, 2007 at 6:10 pm |
I’m really beginning to hate BaDG. I mean really, really hate her. With the white-hot passionate hatred that I usually reserve for Rosetta on the extremely rare occasions when s/he actually writes something humorous.
October 23, 2007 at 9:05 pm |
I gave KC some pointers on dealin with spamgirl.
October 23, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
which apparently she has read and acted upon.
hope it wasn’t your mom KC
October 23, 2007 at 11:04 pm |
well, that kinda makes a lot of the most recent comments seem pretty stupid now, don’t it?
October 24, 2007 at 2:33 am |
she was givin ya the love wb.
bask in it.
October 24, 2007 at 3:18 pm |
I think that crazy chick digs you wb.
October 24, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
I did it for you wiser. I must be crazy.
October 25, 2007 at 12:46 am |
wow, I can really feel the love.
It feels like…….the warm, comfortable flames of hell.
October 25, 2007 at 3:25 pm |
I sure could go for a piece of pie right now. Maybe coconut creme… no, wait! Key Lime!!
October 26, 2007 at 7:29 pm |
It feels like…….the warm, comfortable flames of hell.
Aw, that’s how my dh describes my love for him.
October 27, 2007 at 10:28 pm |
How is everybody this fine day?
October 28, 2007 at 12:47 am |
OT: can the Rockies win a game? I hope so because my youngest sister and her husband just got tickets to Sunday’s game. Plus sweeps just suck.
October 29, 2007 at 5:31 am |
OT: can the Rockies win a game?
Awwwwww…..shaddup, wilya?
October 29, 2007 at 8:39 pm |
I heard today that there was another sighting of Bigfoot in the Pennsylvania woods. The Bigfoot Society says it’s REALLY a sasquatch. Bigfoot is real.
October 29, 2007 at 9:48 pm |
Bigfoot is real, and pretty good with a .38
November 3, 2007 at 1:41 am |
Makes a mess under the rhododendrons, tho.
They sell Sasquatch repellent?
November 7, 2007 at 4:20 pm |
I keep hearin’ you’re concerned about my happiness
But all that thought you’re givin’ me is conscience I guess
If I was walkin’ in your shoes, I wouldn’t worry none
While you ‘n’ your friends are worried about me I’m havin’ lots of fun
Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do
Last night I dressed in tails, pretended I was on the town
As long as I can dream it’s hard to slow this swinger down
So please don’t give a thought to me, I’m really doin’ fine
You can always find me here, I’m havin’ quite a time
Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do
It’s good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright
Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light
And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete
So I must go back to my room and make my day complete
Countin’ flowers on the wall
That don’t bother me at all
Playin’ solitaire till dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Captain Kangaroo
Now don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do
Don’t tell me I’ve nothin’ to do
November 9, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
grasshopper walks into a bar
bartender says ‘we have a drink named after you’
grasshopper says ‘you have a drink named larry?’
November 9, 2007 at 2:54 pm |
skeleton walks into a bar
says ‘gimme a pitcher of beer, and a mop’
November 9, 2007 at 2:57 pm |
horse walks into a bar
bartender says ‘why the long face?’
November 11, 2007 at 1:00 am |
*Draws large frozen mackerel from freezer*
November 11, 2007 at 5:23 am |
Bigfoot in Pennsylvania?
Hmmm, I was born in PA. And my brother still lives there and wears a size 14 shoe.
Haven’t heard from him lately, he’s been out hunting…
November 11, 2007 at 4:32 pm |
Bigfoot in Pennsylvania? Probably camping out in an abandoned mine shaft. Lord knows we had enough of them. You start finding dead hobos near the train tracks you know it is either Sasquatch or else Ace slipped his handcuffs and got loose.
Lipstick, where in PA are you from? I grew up right outside Valley Forge National Park.
November 13, 2007 at 5:05 am |
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
November 13, 2007 at 7:12 am |
Because it wanted to get to the bottom.
November 13, 2007 at 6:58 pm |
…because it’s too hard to roll up?
November 14, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
I leave for a couple of weeks and it becomes open mic night.
November 15, 2007 at 1:23 pm |
Geoff, just one chart would prove your theory.
November 18, 2007 at 1:00 am |
Cranky, I’m from near Johnstown, about 70 miles east of Pittsburgh.
It’s snowing there now. That’s why I left.
November 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm |
is that where the big flood was?
November 21, 2007 at 4:51 am |
I was born it Pittsburgh. The whole family on my father’s side hails from upstate New York and eastern Pennsylvania.
November 22, 2007 at 1:15 pm |
Johnstown was the big flood. Lipstick mentioned that Jimmy Stewart was born there. It is a pretty area of the state. Michael what part of eastern Pennsylvania? My great-grandfather and grandfather were born in the Scranton area, coal country. I hunted deer in the Jim Thorpe area a few times and I remember some damn steep hills.
November 23, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Did that with nuthin but memory.
That’s what I did all right.
November 24, 2007 at 4:57 am |
The big flood was 1889, then there was one in 1936, then one in 1977 (which I remember).
Scranton — anthracite country.
I’m still sore from standing 3 hours at the stupid buffet.
November 26, 2007 at 10:52 pm |
That buffet sounds like a nightmare Lips. Thanksgiving or no. You won’t do it again next year will you? Rustle up some home cookin next year.
December 2, 2007 at 6:21 am |
mesablue
mesablue
December 2, 2007 at 7:56 am |
The buffet was a bad experience and we will NOT do it again on a holiday. We still shudder thinking about the wait.
The Rio buffet is a good one, but there were just too many people there.
Well, live and learn!
How’re you doing KC?
December 2, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Hey, how ’bout them BCS rankings? Missouri and West Virginia really came through and showed what a flawed system the BCS is and why a playoff system is needed.
December 3, 2007 at 4:34 pm |
daveintexas
daveintexas
daveinfrickinmuthafuckinTexas
December 3, 2007 at 4:45 pm |
Are you guys trying to RAP? I don’t think so. You’re too old and too white.
cranky, what about that LSU game? Boy howdy, those boys earned it. Too bad they will be pummeled by Ohio State.
Lipstick, I am well enough, trying to shake off a cold. I did some Christmas decorating over the weekend. Mostly my daughter did. Had the music going and the lights twinkling, baked some cookies.
I haven’t had a drink in weeks. I need to get well.
December 4, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
white boy, white boy rap (hoofa-heefa-hoofa heefa)
white boy, white boy rap
yo
December 4, 2007 at 4:52 pm |
^ DiT
word, bro man. Mad props to my peep in Texazzzzzz.
KC, Eric Ainge threw that last pass like his name as A.J. Feeley.
December 8, 2007 at 3:58 pm |
real talk
December 10, 2007 at 6:32 pm |
This site is the fantastic! I am really appreciating the witty banter of your commentators, plus the smart way you have with the designing. Thankyou and I hope you will be to visit my site someday as well soon.
December 11, 2007 at 4:01 am |
did a little housecleaning, KC?
December 11, 2007 at 4:17 pm |
I detect a missing comment…
December 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm |
I cleaned out that spam. It was disturbing the vibe around here. Word.
Saturday is Cookie Baking Day. Any suggestions?
December 13, 2007 at 3:28 am |
Don’t bake cookies.
Bake a cake, because the cake is a lie.
December 13, 2007 at 3:38 pm |
wait, there’s a vibe around here?
Huh, who knew?
I thought this was just a place where you could stop by with random thoughts that really didn’t fit anywhere else.
Like how much I hate working during a snowstorm. It just doesn’t feel right to me somehow.
December 13, 2007 at 6:49 pm |
cookies? You can never go wrong with M&M cookies.
December 14, 2007 at 3:32 pm |
Suggestions? Yes,
Remember your pal Dave in Texas!
December 20, 2007 at 12:14 am |
Merry Christmas fellow morons!
December 21, 2007 at 7:49 pm |
Ya know what really sucks? Since we have already surpassed 1000 comments here, I now have nothing to do on New Years Eve.
December 24, 2007 at 2:50 am |
Gazebo is a strange word. Where did this word come from? It isn’t the right sound for what it describes.
Ga zeee bo
Sounds like some kind of African wildlife.
“A small group of gazebo graze in the underbrush, unaware that they are being watched by a fearsome predator…”
December 24, 2007 at 2:51 am |
Wow, that timestamp makes no kind of sense. It’s still the 23rd for 2 more hours here.
December 25, 2007 at 3:01 pm |
Ungawa
December 25, 2007 at 6:28 pm |
^ Dave, I’m GLAR.
December 26, 2007 at 7:27 pm |
Dude, what happened to my post from a couple hours ago?
I ain’t no spammer, i’s just a moron.
December 28, 2007 at 9:47 pm |
Don’t bake cookies.
Bake a cake, because the cake is a lie.
Now that’s funny.
December 29, 2007 at 12:53 am |
New Year’s Resolutions, anyone?
December 29, 2007 at 6:25 am |
My wife is making a Trifle for a party we have tomorrow. It is a chocolate cake in a bowl, covered with Heath Bars, Whipped Cream and more chocolate and whipped cream.
Good thing I am not diabetic.
December 29, 2007 at 6:27 am |
Resolutions?
Smoke more cigars, drink more scotch and less beer, eat more sushi and watch more pr0n
December 29, 2007 at 3:40 pm |
Not really a New Year’s thing per se, just a “post-holiday eating”decision.
Me and carbs are gonna part ways for a while again. It’s time.
also I’m gonna try to be funny every now and then.
December 29, 2007 at 5:21 pm |
I’m going to try to think that Dave is funny now and then.
December 31, 2007 at 3:37 pm |
it won’t be easy. this writer’s strike is kicking my ass.
January 3, 2008 at 3:55 pm |
In winter in the woods alone
Against the trees I go
I mark a maple for my own
And lay the maple low
At four o’clock
I shoulder axe
And in the afterglow
I link a line of shadowy tracks
Across the tinted snow
I see for nature no defeat
In one tree’s overthrow
Or for myself
In my retreat
For yet another blow
January 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm |
uhm…
There once was a man from Nantucket…
January 5, 2008 at 4:11 pm |
Dave, you have miles to go before you sleep. Miles to go before you sleep.
January 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm |
the line in that poem that always threw me off was “my little horse must think it queer”.
January 5, 2008 at 6:33 pm |
“my little horse must think it queer”.
…that I cavort so gaily near his rear.
January 6, 2008 at 2:49 pm |
All right guys, who else thinks Hillary is hot?
January 7, 2008 at 4:37 pm |
you mean upset?
January 7, 2008 at 11:31 pm |
No, as in knocking boots hot.
January 9, 2008 at 2:21 pm |
HA HA!! 1100, bitches!
cranky, 16 years ago, yeah, a little. Now, not so much.
January 9, 2008 at 4:31 pm |
HA HA!! 1100, bitches!
I still find it hilarious that this place exists for no other reason than to hit commenting milestones.
January 10, 2008 at 4:25 pm |
Good Lord cranky! What’s the matter with you?
January 10, 2008 at 8:15 pm |
I was talking about her. Who’d you think I was talking about?
January 10, 2008 at 9:41 pm |
she does nothing for me either.
January 10, 2008 at 11:48 pm |
At least she doesn’t have cankles and cackle like a crow.
January 11, 2008 at 5:24 am |
Geez, cranky, couldn’t you come up with another Hillary? How about Hillary Duff? Anybody!!
Swank is a skank.
January 14, 2008 at 3:46 am |
mesa blue
mesa blue
cranky
cranky
kevlar chick
kevlar chick
January 15, 2008 at 4:41 pm |
I give that haiku a 3 outta 5. You lose two points for loose shit.
January 15, 2008 at 4:58 pm |
Cranky, cows don’t cackle……………………
January 15, 2008 at 4:58 pm |
Wow that pic of Hilary Swank is…sheer. Impressive. I just saw her in a movie and she was okay.
Um, Dave, that was NOT a haiku that Patty Ann did. It looks like some sort of cheer she learned in high school when she was captain of the squad.
January 15, 2008 at 8:56 pm |
nah, PA was just drunk.
January 15, 2008 at 10:59 pm |
If you don’t want me to judge the contest, fine.
It isn’t as though I get paid for this you know.
January 17, 2008 at 9:25 pm |
That Dave In Texas
Has an awesome swimming pool
Thinks he’s the shiznit.
January 17, 2008 at 9:47 pm |
you win
January 17, 2008 at 10:46 pm |
A DinTX haiku thread? Sounds very erudite.
Chili made with catsup
Burritos with potatoes
Dave in Texas weeps
January 17, 2008 at 10:57 pm |
I fucking hate haikus
They are not pretty or cool
Stupid ass meter
NO HAIKU ON THIS BLOG, BITCHES!
January 18, 2008 at 4:26 am |
Oh…fine!
January 18, 2008 at 10:16 pm |
This is not a haiku
I messed it up on purpose
Loose shit! loose shit! shit!
January 19, 2008 at 2:53 pm |
kevlarchick has banned
beautiful poetry
must respect her wish
January 23, 2008 at 7:07 pm |
Loose shit. “Beautiful poetry” has only 6 syllables.
January 23, 2008 at 8:04 pm |
Not if you say it like a Texan – bee-yoo-tee-ful
January 24, 2008 at 7:17 pm |
Lipstick, please don’t talk like a Texan. One is enough.
January 24, 2008 at 10:44 pm |
don’t be hatin now
January 27, 2008 at 6:40 am |
Well, if you’re the president, Dave, I suppose you can say things whatever way you want.
As long as your buddies get the spoils.
January 28, 2008 at 7:17 pm |
sheeeeee-it!!! yeeehaaa!
January 29, 2008 at 3:58 pm |
dude
January 30, 2008 at 1:08 pm |
I just found this blog. This is great. Minimalism at it’s very best. I like it.
February 4, 2008 at 12:56 am |
Time for a wick-e-lanche!
February 4, 2008 at 5:53 pm |
Mmm, chili.
February 6, 2008 at 11:03 pm |
hey!
anything happen while I was gone?
February 9, 2008 at 4:33 am |
Giants won the Super Bowl.
It was awesome.
February 11, 2008 at 3:38 am |
Giants got lucky.
February 12, 2008 at 1:47 am |
I got to meet Kevlarchick on Superbowl Sunday.
Envy me.
I would. If I weren’t me.
February 12, 2008 at 6:14 pm |
The Super Bowl was kind of exciting. I’m glad the Giants won.
It’s nice when the predicted loser wins! Right Dave? Wiser? Mesa?
February 13, 2008 at 12:57 am |
I guess.
But, PJmomma and Sohos welched on their bet so the payoff wasn’t that great.
February 13, 2008 at 8:58 pm |
>>It’s nice when the predicted loser wins!
Yeah, seeing an underdog overcome the odds, I agree with that (unless the hated underdog beats the Cowboys. Then they’re scum). If I recall correctly, 5 teams have made it to the show as a wild card, and 4 of them won, including Denver, which is pretty remarkable. The Giants did everything they had to, ass kicking defense and making the big plays on offense.
February 15, 2008 at 7:53 pm |
But, PJmomma and Sohos welched on their bet so the payoff wasn’t that great.
They didn’t welch. Mr. Wonderful here let them off the hook. And if you really think you were seeing them topless anyway, you’re seriously insane.
It’s nice when the predicted loser wins!
Hey, that was a part of my wedding vows!
February 25, 2008 at 11:34 pm |
I am sick of winter. Officially.
February 27, 2008 at 11:01 am |
Don’t get too sick of winter. Global cooling is settling in…
Temperature Monitors Report Widescale Global Cooling
February 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm |
I’m starting to think Punxatawny Phil really knows.
March 9, 2008 at 3:45 pm |
Snowed in Alabama yesterday. That global warming thing must be real, huh?
March 13, 2008 at 7:39 pm |
Wow, I thought this thing was long abandoned, shows what I know. In any case, any morons who want on my crapblogroll or have something for my daily Links From Around the Moronosphere feel free to drop by.
March 17, 2008 at 11:48 pm |
I had corned beef and cabbage for St. Patrick’s Day. Aren’t you glad you’re online and not right next to me?
I wuvs youse guys.
March 17, 2008 at 11:50 pm |
I need to pick up the commenting pace around here. Winter doldrums are bringing me down.
March 23, 2008 at 2:04 am |
It is quiet in here.
March 25, 2008 at 1:56 am |
too quiet…..
March 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm |
BOOGER!!!
March 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm |
Time for me to start tilling. Or rather someone else in my house to start tilling while I drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and watch.
March 25, 2008 at 10:30 pm |
Yep, I was thinking the same thing.
I did a little raking, today. But we’re going to have to hire someone to till my garden so I can get my peas planted.
March 27, 2008 at 8:35 pm |
Whoa! Slow down. That’s like four comments in one day.
March 28, 2008 at 4:40 am |
I’m gonna have to hire someone to do the smoking for me.
Hey, KC! Want to make a few extra bucks?
March 31, 2008 at 10:33 pm |
No way wiser. I’m down to about 4-5 smokes a day.
….how much $$ are you talking about?….
April 1, 2008 at 1:53 pm |
Are kevlarchich and alexthechick related?
April 1, 2008 at 1:54 pm |
My mistake, now that i see the spelling of the names side by side it’s obvious they are not.
Curse my fat fingers!
April 1, 2008 at 5:30 pm |
No way wiser. I’m down to about 4-5 smokes a day.
Oh, be serious, my dear. I’m figurin’ that you are smokin’ all the live-long day!
April 1, 2008 at 6:17 pm |
No I am not related to alexthechick as far as I know.
Wiser I am serious. I’ve cut way back. I want to quit the nasty things.
April 3, 2008 at 2:19 am |
Okay, I was actually complimenting you for being hot, but seriously, that’s excellent, KC. Trust me, I know how difficult that can be.
But it can be done. And you will feel great afterwards. It’s tough going to start, but it really does get easier. Especially if you don’t want to smoke anymore.
Good luck! And remember, we’re all behind you. (heeeeeeeeeey, nice view from here….)
April 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm |
Yeah, she is smokin.
And I ain’t talkin bout no Marlboro lites neither.
April 10, 2008 at 5:37 pm |
Nice Deb said I had to ‘tag’ five blogs for this meme exercise. I regret to inform you that your blog was one of five I chose at random. If you do not want to participate let me know. Thanks!
Details here:
http://onehorse.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/the-six-word-memoir-meme/
April 10, 2008 at 9:49 pm |
ohh…you were “complimenting” me. Thank you. And I don’t smoke Marlboros.
April 20, 2008 at 7:52 pm |
It’s very quiet, so quiet I’m scared.
I will assume the fetal as soon as one of you big tittied broads, are willing to nurse me into silence.
*crosses fingers*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
April 22, 2008 at 7:21 pm |
let me know if that works.
I’ll try anything that gets results.
April 28, 2008 at 8:04 pm |
Nice blog. Useful site.
May 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm |
Hoping for Change? Vote for Obama – savior of the hobos.
May 11, 2008 at 1:42 am |
bwee bwee bwee bwee bweeeeeee
bweebweebweebweebweeeeeeeeeeeeee
May 12, 2008 at 12:08 am |
^
Yeah, Laura puts her best comments here, and I’m supposed to be OK with that. She puts up crap at IB, she takes me for granted, and I’m supposed to be OK with that.
May 13, 2008 at 11:41 am |
kevlarchick – if you’re seriously trying to quit smoking, I highly recommend Chantix. I’ve been smoking for 37 years, and this is the only stuff that worked for me. You have to get a doctor’s prescription, though, and it’s not cheap if your insurance doesn’t cover it.
May 18, 2008 at 2:57 am |
Sorry Michael.
I shall post some gibberish upon IB forthwith.
Or tomorrow.
Or whenever.
Look; eventually it’s all gibberish, isn’t it? What is all this going to matter a few months from now?
I checked out all the posts I wrote at Ace’s over the years- more than five hundred, if you can believe it- and I don’t remember posting a whole bunch of them.
I laughed like I was a total stranger reading some of that shit for the first time.
Crazy.
May 18, 2008 at 11:38 pm |
Look; eventually it’s all gibberish, isn’t it?
No kidding. I currently have 1,116 posts up at IB (and I put up some more crap at AOSHQ back in the day). It cracks me up to skim back through that stuff. There are a few posts I’m actually proud of, but mostly it’s just goofin’.
My first post ever was judging the Dick Cheney contest at AOSHQ. I emailed it to Ace. I’m proud of that one. It was a lot of work.
May 18, 2008 at 11:40 pm |
^
If memory serves, Laura, you were the one who roped me into that chore, which cost me an entire weekend.
May 24, 2008 at 11:56 am |
Your memory does not serve, sir.
I stepped away and when I came back you were proposing that I judge the thread. I did not respond to this request, and you did not stop making your helpful suggestions, Mr. Helpful McWorkGiver.
So Ace conferred the honor upon you, since you were so hot about making it a contest and all.
And then I laughed at you. And when I checked the thread the next day, I laughed even harder.
Good times…
May 25, 2008 at 3:44 am |
Michael, there was a time when I was a regular visitor to NRO corner, and did not know about AoS. Then, Jonah made the mistake of linking to the Dick Cheney post. Corner lost a serious reader, and AoS gained one more moron. Now, I spend most of my online time at AoS, and rarely visit the corner.
May 28, 2008 at 2:05 pm |
I can’t remember what first got me readin AoS. I’m sure it was a link from somewhere. I started somewhere around the Mr. Paul Anka days, slowed down for a bit and then came back. I was a commentin foo.
May 28, 2008 at 2:55 pm |
I started reading AoSHQ around that time,also, but didn’t start commenting for a couple of years. After a couple of years of insane commenting, I now only comment a few times a week, if that.
Those were the days, though.
May 28, 2008 at 4:30 pm |
I found Ace thru Michelle Malkin. I lurked for a year or so and watched all you fools.
May 30, 2008 at 1:16 am |
Hi KC! Any more trips to Vegas coming up?
Next time you have to stay an extra day and we can hang by the pool.
My college roommate will be here next week and I’m renting a cabana at the Venetian for us. It comes complete with A/C, plasma TV, mister, fruit, drinks and a CABANA BOY!!!
May 31, 2008 at 1:26 pm |
*raised hand*
May I volunteer for this position ladies?
I make a yummy Caipirinha.
June 2, 2008 at 6:19 pm |
>>It comes complete with A/C, plasma TV, mister, fruit, drinks and a CABANA BOY!!!
Mister? What is that? A temporary husband?
June 2, 2008 at 7:29 pm |
Holy shite girl! I can’t make it now. Drink several for me and stare openly at the cabana boy. If he’s an asshole, ignore him and do not tip.
June 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm |
you can’t make it?
darn. I was counting on earning a tip and not being ignored.
*frown
June 4, 2008 at 11:05 pm |
If you really need a first-class cabana boy, I’ll send Julio. Cathy says he makes the best mojito.
June 5, 2008 at 3:55 pm |
Won’t you need him for the new Casa de Michael Pool and Spa?
June 6, 2008 at 10:16 pm |
i’m in pain need help
June 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm |
you have better drugs than me.
take some
June 13, 2008 at 11:12 am |
Do not ever click on a link by Caliban.
Take heed.
June 15, 2008 at 7:48 pm |
Somebody needs to do something about these cobwebs.
June 19, 2008 at 12:08 am |
Shoo! Shoo!
June 24, 2008 at 6:10 pm |
where’d everbody go?
June 27, 2008 at 1:34 pm |
>>where’d everbody go?
We are right here, watching you.
June 28, 2008 at 6:12 am |
The IB All-Knowing Dashboard™ is watching all the time.
June 28, 2008 at 6:14 am |
Just keep the damn mini-blinds open!
June 30, 2008 at 4:36 pm |
How are the babies, Tushar? Has Dave gotten you a job yet?
July 1, 2008 at 3:32 pm |
okaaay, let’s get nekkid and smear caramel on our chests.
who’s with meeeee?!
July 7, 2008 at 8:16 pm |
Can’t do it Dave. That caramel on my chest hair….ouch!
July 9, 2008 at 7:17 pm |
heh. Didn’t think of that.
July 14, 2008 at 4:27 pm |
I’m not at all into the setting of milestones but I will note for the record that I am comment number 1,196.
Hey! Does anybody likely honey-coated pecans? ‘Cause I do and I’m eating most of the bag all by myself. So there. Ha ha!
July 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm |
Now serving number 1,197.
C’mon people pick up your share of the weight!
July 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm |
Who will be the 1200th commenter?
July 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm |
I’m not sure, but I think
July 22, 2008 at 6:56 pm |
…me
July 23, 2008 at 12:27 pm |
Hey, I’m number 1,200! Yay for me!
Wait? What?
Crap. That is just craptastic.
July 25, 2008 at 5:56 pm |
If ya ain’t cheatin, ya ain’t tryin.
July 28, 2008 at 1:27 am |
Hey Dave, how’s that Pac-Mac character going to work out for the Cowboys?
July 29, 2008 at 1:24 pm |
Don’t know dude, he’s a head case and that’s for sure.
TO sure seemed to settle down. We’ll see.
July 29, 2008 at 3:37 pm |
The thing about TO, and I loved when he played with the Eagles in the Super Bowl with that busted up leg just showed how much guts he had, is that I think he really just wants to be liked. All that talent but a bit immature. He is very likable person. Pac-Man you gotta wonder if his team photo isn’t going to be a mug shot.
As an Eagles fan I hate saying it, but the Cowboys are going to be a very good team for a long time.
August 12, 2008 at 8:44 pm |
Never pet a burning dog.
August 16, 2008 at 9:23 pm |
‘sup
August 19, 2008 at 12:13 am |
I love how you guys are keeping my dream alive.
August 19, 2008 at 12:14 am |
I need a hanky.
August 19, 2008 at 2:15 pm |
There there now. *punches ya arm*
August 19, 2008 at 2:38 pm |
Hey WP. Big fella.
August 20, 2008 at 2:24 am |
Hey Kevlar!
I lurk, from before comment 1k, so I will add 1 to you.
August 25, 2008 at 8:22 pm |
It Just,
*sniffles*
It’s just.
It’s just so fucking BEAUTIFUL!
August 26, 2008 at 7:21 am |
I lurk, from before comment 1k, so I will add 1 to you.
I like how Vmax is giving time references, like we do about Aces.
“I’ve been reading since before comment 500, so I’m an old timer here and KC’s blog.”
August 28, 2008 at 6:25 pm |
Happy Birthday, KC.
Beware the Birthday Stick of Pain….
August 29, 2008 at 4:22 am |
And don’t worry about the fact that you are now even older than you were jst 2 days ago!
August 29, 2008 at 4:42 am |
BTW, KC, I hope you don’t think I am calling you old, I just mean that you aren’t old YET, and that it will be happening anyday now. Does that make things better?
August 29, 2008 at 5:10 am |
I can’t comment on whether or not your nipples have become Plum lines, or if you have a rash on the back of your knee’s cuz your ass is drooping, but it’s gonna be happening soon.
I just want you to be prepared, and that I am PROUD! that you are getting old, and don’t mind things like neck wrinkles, or patchy hair, or longer than usual lip hair!
Not to mention the ANKLE situation, OI!!! Get new shoes NOW! cuz Girl! the day’s of feet that stay the same size all day is GONE!!!!
But, anyways, happy birthday.
August 29, 2008 at 5:28 am |
I can’t comment on whether or not your nipples have become Plum lines, or if you have a rash on the back of your knee’s cuz your ass is drooping, but it’s gonna be happening soon.
And WHY won’t I comment on such things?
Because, I, madam, am a gentleman.
August 29, 2008 at 3:24 pm |
Wiser how did you know it was my birthday? Spooky, but thank you darling.
WP, I am so glad you are back. We have drank beer together, smoked together, cussed together, and embraced. Say what you will about my cankles. You are a gentleman and a darling.
August 31, 2008 at 10:35 am |
This “nice guy” shit is as clingy as the “breaking Bitches” Thing.
WHY CAN’T YOU LET IT GO!
well, other than a respect for truth, but other than that, WHY CAN’T!!!
AWWW it’s useless.
*mopes*
August 31, 2008 at 10:37 am |
Is “Mopes” even a word?
August 31, 2008 at 10:22 pm |
I think he’s blushing.
August 31, 2008 at 10:23 pm |
One-thousand two-hundred twenty-third!!!1!!11!!!!
August 31, 2008 at 10:24 pm |
Dammit DiT you messed up my witty comment by sneaking in here. Oh, nevermind!
September 1, 2008 at 3:06 am |
I’m NOT Blushing!!
I’m DRUNK!
September 2, 2008 at 4:14 pm |
You weren’t moping, you were pouting. Nothing worse than a pouting drunk. Ruins the party for everyone.
September 6, 2008 at 12:48 am |
I was sotally tomer.
September 6, 2008 at 1:36 am |
So glad you could visit us, Dave.
September 7, 2008 at 2:44 am |
Happy belated Birthday KC!
September 9, 2008 at 9:26 pm |
KC’s a Meanie!
Don’t hit me!
September 15, 2008 at 1:12 am |
Gonna go into wisconsin, at or about the time of my b-day, so that my brother, I and my mothers boyfriends brother can all celebrate in a big way.
Ma’s boyfriend always feels a little outnumbered when he goes up, he makes friends, but a So-chi boy (A TRUE SO-CHI, not like me, who just gets a sort of leftovers) interacting with a bunch of wisconsoners, it kinda makes you feel like a bit of an outsider.
So, I’m gonna be absent for a few days, wonder what witdrawl feels like.
September 21, 2008 at 7:16 am |
I admitted I cried, tonight.
September 22, 2008 at 6:13 am |
Birffy next week!!!
September 26, 2008 at 8:17 am |
A song For KC.
“The Dogs Lay at your FEET KC!”
September 27, 2008 at 8:34 am |
Sunday, I’m still old, but I get to be reminded of how old I am.
YAY Birthdays.
September 27, 2008 at 3:02 pm |
You keep getting that song stuck in my head pinto. BTW, I canceled my home phone service cuz it saves $60 a month so I only use my cell phone now…………mesa has it. Unless he doesn’t.
September 29, 2008 at 9:07 pm |
Damn Sophie the Ferret just bit me and drew blood. I’ve taught the other three not to bite but she just won’t learn.
*pouting*
WP, why did you cry?
October 7, 2008 at 5:28 am |
Sophie the vampire ferret.
Frankly I don’t know how you sleep at night.
October 7, 2008 at 6:24 am |
I don’t cry cuz I’m a bitch, I cry cuz I can’t punch the people I want to.
It’s a family thing lipstick.
October 7, 2008 at 6:30 am |
I despise violence, and I don’t know why people who must never face it are more than happy to shit on family violently.
10 years ago, I could have beat that person stupid, but I’ve always hated violence.
He used that against me, so I was completely impotent, and he used my self assigned impotance against me.
So while I REALY REALY wanted to hit this person, I’m not that guy.
Thats why I cried, that someone who would abuse that faith for their own advantage “Don’t cry like a bitch!”
“I’m not a bitch, you are a coward.”
October 7, 2008 at 6:31 am |
I don’t know if it will ever happen, but, KNOWING that I won’t act, is abusive.
One day, I MIGHT.
October 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm |
Be the bigger man WP. Brush it off and walk away. Whoever is fucking with you like that has their own issues. Fuck em.
October 9, 2008 at 4:46 am |
I get furious for a few hours, and then it goes away, KC.
I just needed to vent.
October 9, 2008 at 4:48 am |
and the REAL issue is that it’s family, if it was just some guy, I’d beat him, or take a beating I don’t care, but they would have been bloodied.
I don’t bloody blood, in fact, I have NEVER! not once struck anyone with even marginal blood.
October 20, 2008 at 12:01 pm |
*peek*
*tiptoes off*
October 23, 2008 at 7:15 am |
Oh, BTW it’s all cool now, like I said, it’s one of those things you have to ride out, and it will be better, but that doesn’t change the fact that it still sucks until then.
The Puppy’s are pretty much full grown, ADORABLE! and like to run, fast, especially when they are accidentaly let out of the house or yard.
I tell you, I’ve only done it once, but it is not a blast, thank god the poochies are very social and like kids, otherwise I never would have caught those bitches.
October 23, 2008 at 7:17 am |
in addition,
You know how hard it is to catch a second dog, while dragging the first dog by the collar, when the kids don’t understand just how friggen tired you are? And then walking 2 blocks hunched double, cuz you didn’t think to bring the leashes?
October 25, 2008 at 6:40 pm |
acc tournament tickets…
acc tournament tickets…
October 28, 2008 at 3:39 pm |
Today is a good day to be 1250.
November 1, 2008 at 10:26 am |
Does KC have a spammer?
November 12, 2008 at 11:59 pm |
Every blog has a spammer, right?
November 18, 2008 at 3:01 am |
D!sco_nt verbal Nia@ra
November 18, 2008 at 1:26 pm |
Hi all. Making cornbread casserole right now. Yum. It’s that time of year.
November 24, 2008 at 3:35 am |
Never got that big into cornbread, my mom would make a candied bread, which was cornbread, with honey and brown sugar, but regular cornbread? doesn’t do it for me.
November 27, 2008 at 1:59 am |
I’m a Yankee so I don’t know any better, but I like the little crusty, brown-toasty cornbreads shaped like little ears of corn, with big chewy whole kernels of corn in them.
There’s some emergency flossing involved, but it’s worth it.
December 6, 2008 at 5:32 am |
me like pie
December 20, 2008 at 3:54 am |
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAA
December 21, 2008 at 8:31 pm |
Hi KC! Great idea on the cornbread — I’ll make some (from the Marie Callendar mix) to go with the ham on Christmas.
Wassup sistah?
December 27, 2008 at 6:53 am |
Merry christmas KC.
January 1, 2009 at 11:31 am |
Happy new year.
January 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm |
Hello friends. Happy New year. thanks for keeping the place warm the last few weeks.
January 8, 2009 at 7:01 am |
just cuz we didn’t want you to feel cold when you joined us.
January 15, 2009 at 7:27 pm |
New thread!!!
January 19, 2009 at 2:55 am |
SPLA-DAM!
It’s snowing again.
March 1, 2009 at 2:55 am |
Countdown to three year blogiversary…
April 8, 2009 at 1:45 am |
I didn’t want to dig up my swim trunks which are packed up somewhere, and likely stained from ambient cigarette smoke, so I got a new pair, and what happens when I land?
Wind storms sweep through dallas.
YAY, noone had to look at my hard muscled and remarkably white legs.
Toss in the fact that about half an hour of sun gives me a burn now, when I used tan like a historic american.
April 28, 2009 at 10:14 am |
I don’t usually reply to posts but I will in this case. WoW 🙂
May 3, 2009 at 9:43 pm |
KC is a GENIUS!!!
She knows what her audience wants.
June 8, 2009 at 5:36 am |
[…] History – Captured forever I was cleaning up my favorites and stumbled upon our friend Kevlarchick’s blog again (The best blog EVAH!) It really brought back some great […]
June 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm |
I wonder if KC gets an e-mail every time someone comments here.
June 8, 2009 at 2:02 pm |
I do honey. Yours was the first ping in many months! The blog was hibernating.
June 8, 2009 at 2:34 pm |
Any ideas how to resurrect this three year old lazy thread?
June 8, 2009 at 2:44 pm |
Well, i gave it a shot last night by writing a tribute to the place, but *someone* pushed it down before it had a chance to blossom this morning.
*glares menacingly at PattyAnn, before breaking out into gales of laughter, ’cause i can’t do “menacing” at all.
June 8, 2009 at 2:48 pm |
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June 8, 2009 at 6:08 pm |
TFH?
Shit..NO, wiser. I am a year older. Gravity happens.
June 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm |
>> I wonder if KC gets an e-mail every time someone comments here.
Wait, I thought an angel got his wings?
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Bonus.
June 8, 2009 at 10:51 pm |
I already have a set of wings.
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Shit..NO, wiser. I am a year older. Gravity happens.
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Well, we are certainly not posting YOURS.
June 16, 2009 at 3:38 pm |
Mine are nuthin to brag about.
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July 16, 2009 at 8:33 am |
As for resurecting it, I can blogroll it at my Evonycentric blog.
I think a few people will get the joke and take part, though I don’t have it fully organized yet. Wait for server 1 reset, and you will likely have mad hits from enthusiastic dorks.
Okay, I won’t do that.
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