This isn’t really a blog…
By kevlarchick
I don’t blog. If you want to say hey, that’s cool.
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April 4, 2006 at 5:43 pm |
Hi, this is a comment.
To delete a comment, just log in, and view the posts’ comments, there you will have the option to edit or delete them.
October 5, 2006 at 11:44 pm |
GREAT BLOG! you have here Kevlar!
Insightful, and you are covering all of the important political issues of the day!
October 6, 2006 at 2:21 am |
hee hee.
Hiya!
October 6, 2006 at 2:25 am |
Well, hellooo!
October 6, 2006 at 2:26 am |
boo!
October 6, 2006 at 10:15 am |
You need to get busy wid dis thang.
October 7, 2006 at 2:50 pm |
Holy shit! Y’all found me. Why you hatin on me WP? I posted some stuff last April for godsake. Once I figure out how to run this thing, I’m deleting your comment.
October 7, 2006 at 3:09 pm |
It’s pretty cool I guess.
Needs more Horse Pictures though.
October 7, 2006 at 3:25 pm |
Good things come to those who post.
Inspiration. (SFW)
October 7, 2006 at 3:27 pm |
FYI, after we started IB, WordPress implemented a change so you can register without actually setting up a website. Too late for you — you are stuck with your very own blog.
October 7, 2006 at 8:34 pm |
You are a cruel master pupster. Thank you, may I have another?
October 7, 2006 at 10:14 pm |
TITS FOR HITS! (create a drumbeat rythm)
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
Or abject appologizy for the right to contine commenting on this hot new blog.
but?. . . .any chance that we can get?
TITS FOR HITS!
I’m just curious.
October 7, 2006 at 10:39 pm |
Wow! the insightful posting gives me the shivers.
October 7, 2006 at 10:41 pm |
Sorry I’ve been keeping you too busy to update this place, Kev, honey.
October 7, 2006 at 10:41 pm |
kevlarchick is powered by WordPress.com!
October 7, 2006 at 10:43 pm |
I’d hit this blog. Don’t have to listen to someone drone on and on forever about sports or whatever. Just shut up and give it up, blog.
October 7, 2006 at 10:53 pm |
Hi Chickie-Baby!!
I’ve been missing you!
October 7, 2006 at 10:55 pm |
Great Site, Nice work!
Buy Viagra here.
October 7, 2006 at 11:07 pm |
Man, almost eleven o’clock already! All my clocks musta stopped.
October 7, 2006 at 11:15 pm |
Hey, I thought this was the Chode Island C of C, there’s nothing here?!?!
October 7, 2006 at 11:22 pm |
Just the Tern Pooter Plantations over there.
October 8, 2006 at 3:16 am |
Wish for a New Blog
My lizard,
My lively writher.
May your limbs never whither,
Something like that . . . etc., etc.
October 8, 2006 at 5:49 am |
But you gotta put something “in” it for it to be a blog ….
October 8, 2006 at 6:05 am |
But will this place be the new ” BlogWisconsin”?
October 8, 2006 at 10:57 am |
Y’all be nice to Kevlarchick. You mess with her and you mess with me.
Unless there is a football game on, in which case I’d probably be distracted and wouldnt notice anyway.
But all those other times?
Yeah, I’d defend her.
October 8, 2006 at 11:38 am |
Jack M. a knight in somewhat shining armor!
October 8, 2006 at 1:17 pm |
This is the KISS method of blogging–I’m all for it! (keep it simple stupid, not KISS the band)
October 8, 2006 at 2:12 pm |
Where in hell are you all coming from? Madfish? Darling Jack? Miz Ruth?
If I post something, will you come back?
October 8, 2006 at 3:34 pm |
You know what you need? Pictures of cats. I hear that’s the key to successful blogging.
October 8, 2006 at 4:45 pm |
Also, you should write the names of a lot of other bloggers, in hopes that they in turn will write your name on their blogs. I hear that’s important, for some reason.
October 8, 2006 at 11:12 pm |
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
I need to link you in more comments!
October 8, 2006 at 11:32 pm |
WP linked you in a comment at Ace’s.
Sneaky.
October 8, 2006 at 11:50 pm |
I Gots Me some Gravitas!
HAHAHAHA
October 9, 2006 at 4:00 pm |
Hello World!
There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who can read binary, and those who cannot.
October 9, 2006 at 6:27 pm |
The Official GrumpyUnk review of Kevlarchick’s blog – “This Blog contains every substantial idea expressed by the Democratic Leadership in the last 10 years. You Gotta See It!”
October 9, 2006 at 6:29 pm |
Almost forgot. “The search function is Awesome!”
October 10, 2006 at 12:27 am |
I think EVERYONE! should promote Kevlars blog in every Blog, or chat, or game that they take part in.
I think That Kevlar deserves 1 million hit’s without ever making a single post.
That just suites my kinda sense of WRONG humor.
October 10, 2006 at 1:17 pm |
WP – That’s a fantastic idea! I’m setting this as my home page so it gets a hit every time I start my browser.
October 10, 2006 at 11:09 pm |
Wicked Pinto, you are a darling. But, I really don’t want to be *hit* one million times.
October 11, 2006 at 9:05 pm |
Your last entry was very good. You are a great blogger. Please visit my site.
This pathetic bleg brought to you by a link from WP at AOSHQ.
October 12, 2006 at 11:26 pm |
Kevlar?
What do you think of the examples of nurture opposing nature that were depicted in the newest Discover Magazine teaser?
I’m not sure myself, but I think that all of your readers (who better start building towards a million pretty damn soon if I have anything to do with it) would like your take on that situation.
October 17, 2006 at 12:50 pm |
Wickedpinto? You are seducing me into posting. DAMN you, man.
October 18, 2006 at 2:42 am |
I’m a smooth talker babe,
Just check all my suave comments on the various blogs.
October 18, 2006 at 5:06 am |
BTW, I think you know that that last was a joke.
October 18, 2006 at 12:35 pm |
WP, do you have a blog? Email me and I’ll get you on this one. Imagine the hits, dude.
October 18, 2006 at 2:26 pm |
you should blog KC.
I’m just sayin.
*rowr*
October 19, 2006 at 1:26 am |
KC?
why are you trying to force into becoming a blogger?
Thats just not right, let me make my own decisions
October 28, 2006 at 2:27 am |
Come along love.
an occasional STUPID snipe, will get you over a million in a year, if I have anything to say about it.
I don’t know why, I never did, people tend to like me, or rather, like to know the things that I act like I know.
November 1, 2006 at 12:53 am |
I have no idea what you just said, but you’ve definitely got me thinking about a SNIPE. Which I will withhold, else you might stop commenting on this blog.
November 9, 2006 at 8:34 am |
I can take my hits.
HAlf the reason I make such silly statements that make me a target.
Sometimes it’s best that someone like I come in and take the hit, so that everyone else can get along.
December 9, 2006 at 1:18 am |
I heard you were running for Blog of the Year or something. Where is the line for voting?
Wiserbud said he’d give me a bottle and a carton of cigarettes if I voted for you. So I did. And I’m thirsty. And I need a cigarette. So, like hand it over.
December 9, 2006 at 3:54 am |
I’ve gotta stop hanging out on the internets so much.
December 10, 2006 at 1:05 am |
Awesome site!
The lack of posts definitely cuts down on the distracting materials so many others have chosen to include.
I support the one post concept and wonder if WordPress can handle a million comments on a single post. Hmmm. Let’s try!
December 10, 2006 at 8:40 pm |
I’m with you USCitizen.
Spread the word. I’ve tried, but I failed.
But 1 million comments would be a good compensation for my 1 million hits experiment.
December 10, 2006 at 8:48 pm |
Yeah Cranky, I think I that KC’s blog is in the multiply by zero category.
The category consists of a few million entrants.
December 10, 2006 at 10:38 pm |
Well, here’s my follow up comment:
“In keeping with lack of posts, this comment contains no more information.”
KC has my vote for the 2006 Webby Awards –
Category: None.
The blog has that clean and unfettered look.
Thanks KC for keeping it tidy!
December 10, 2006 at 10:41 pm |
Oh, and where’s the site-meter?
I bet you have more visitors than my humble spot already!
Dang.
December 10, 2006 at 11:25 pm |
You fellers rock. I won’t change a thing unless you tell me to. Cranky I have plenty of cigarettes, always. We don’t need Wiser as a middleman.
The Sitemeter? Not sure how to mess with that, but I can check into it.
December 12, 2006 at 3:07 pm |
you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.
Hey, everybody! Free booze and cigarettes in return for comments at KC’s blog! On me!!!!
December 13, 2006 at 4:16 am |
now that I think about it, I should probably make that offer somewhere other than here. May have a little more impact.
December 13, 2006 at 9:56 pm |
Brittany has a “see through” pic at WWTDD, also at X-17 or whatever.
She looks like hell, but her talents seem to be even more refined then ever after shooting two hillbillys out of her poot.
December 18, 2006 at 9:35 pm |
Brittany’s tits don’t increase comments?
thats EFF’d UP!!
December 24, 2006 at 5:56 am |
Awesome blog — it’s so deep. Just like it’s author.
December 24, 2006 at 6:24 am |
Just think theres enough people over at aces that read most or enough of what WP writes to actually find this place … who’da thunk it
December 24, 2006 at 8:16 am |
KC will be posting a photo of King Kevlar in the Dung Beetle hat.
Any Day Now.
Actually just put it on your dog.
Or a handy statue
Or Ronald McDonald.
December 24, 2006 at 2:06 pm |
Damn. I just deleted my well reasoned and logically thought out comment by scrolling or something or taking too long. I don’t know. So how’s the hits thing going?
Prettig Kerstmis and Gelukkig Nieuw Jaar! That’s Dutch for, well you get the idea.
If it wasn’t for Wickedpinto going on and on about Brittany’s boobs and pooter it would be pretty clean.
Instead, let’s talk about Miss Nevada USA and her red stars!
December 24, 2006 at 2:31 pm |
Merry Christmas, KC!
From Traction Control!
December 24, 2006 at 2:33 pm |
What’s up with the time stamp – 2:31 pm?
I must have posted that from England by mistake.
December 24, 2006 at 2:49 pm |
Merry Christmas!
(Wandered over from AoS.)
December 24, 2006 at 2:51 pm |
I thought this was the Chess Team Thumb-Wrestling Site. Sorry, my mistake.
Nice color though.
December 24, 2006 at 2:53 pm |
Another hit brought to you by WickedPinto from AOSHQ!
So… where do I line up for the free cigs and liquor?
December 24, 2006 at 3:32 pm |
So this is where all the cool kids are hanging out.
December 24, 2006 at 4:12 pm |
Merry Christmas Kevie!
December 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm |
Wicked, I don’t think Brittany’s kids are hillbillies since she’s from Louisiana. I’m thinking they are more likely crawdads.
December 24, 2006 at 10:30 pm |
Ditto txmarko: “Another hit brought to you by WickedPinto from AOSHQ!”
Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2006 at 1:12 am |
The combined Ace of Spades and AoS Blogger pool results are up!
Permalinky with results through Sunday 12/24/2006.
Merry Christmas, KC!
December 25, 2006 at 1:15 am |
Bummer.
KC failed the XHTML Validator with 1 style error.
Oops.
December 27, 2006 at 3:56 am |
Here’s one more –
KevlarChick,
You can go to SiteMeter.com and register your Blog name. You’ll be provided with a teensy bit of code.
It will look like this:
Login to WordPress, select Presentation, Theme Editor, then Sidebar.
Past the code into the sidebar php before the line that reads:
Press the Update file button and you’ll have a SiteMeter!
December 27, 2006 at 4:00 am |
Oops, script got stripped. I was afraid that might happen.
Here’s another try. It will look like this:
– Site Meter XHTML Strict 1.0 –
script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://s23.sitemeter.com/js/counter.js?site=s23USCitizen” /script
– Copyright (c)2006 Site Meter –
December 27, 2006 at 4:02 am |
That goes before the line that reads:
/div !– end id:sidebar –
December 27, 2006 at 4:09 am |
BTW,
I like the micoscopic smiley at the bottom of the page. It’s unobtrusive and does not distract from the commentary in the least.
Especially on the main page.
December 27, 2006 at 5:45 am |
US Citizen,
Since I am the clearly defined Kevlar Community’s spokesperson.
THANKS! for that information, I think that the good chick of Kevlar SHOULD (wink wink) reasearch that, a few more comments would serve better measure in the short term.
I’m not talking about spam, I mean HONEST comments. 17 more.
Let us all live up to or moronification!
New Years is still days away.
December 27, 2006 at 7:00 am |
Nice place you have here. It’s not crowded or anything like over at Ace’s. You can spread out and chill.
December 27, 2006 at 7:41 pm |
Just FYI, this blog is the #1 hit on Google for “kevlarchick.”
How do you do it?
December 29, 2006 at 3:29 am |
KC -
I just want to say hey, if that’s cool.
December 29, 2006 at 3:35 am |
Subliminal message to Ace and Michael at Innocent Bystanders:
Get your TailgatePool picks in now:
Latest Standings – updated after the games are at Traction Control
December 30, 2006 at 3:22 am |
Saddam has been Executed
12/29/2006 10:02 EST
from Traction Control
December 30, 2006 at 5:58 am |
hey, that’s cool
December 31, 2006 at 7:18 am |
The TailgatePools football pool standings are updated here
As of Saturday 12/30
December 31, 2006 at 9:29 am |
9 more
December 31, 2006 at 4:21 pm |
Make that 8 more to go!
January 1, 2007 at 3:53 am |
It’s looking like Mob Rule! at the Ace of Spades footbal pool.
Latest results at Traction Control.
(Plus brand new Gun Pr0n.)
Happy New Years everybody!
January 1, 2007 at 3:54 am |
Football (dang)
January 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm |
As we begin this new era of Democrat control of the world, I would just like to say that I, for one, welcome the calming nature of this site.
January 5, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
How about those Broncos from BSU?
January 7, 2007 at 10:08 am |
How about that “romomentum?”
Pussy.
I couldn’t pass a yard, but I could CATCH A FLOGGING BALL!!!!
January 7, 2007 at 3:53 pm |
Not clicking WP. Nothing doing.
Thanks for commenting, everyone. This is fun. Although I must say I don’t understand a word of the football comments.
January 9, 2007 at 1:27 am |
100?
January 9, 2007 at 3:49 am |
I’ve realized in the last few weeks. I’m kinda bored with comments, cuz it’s obvious that our government isn’t learning from history, and is just engaging in lazy partisan bullshit.
And then I realized, that Wiserbud had his shit together when he said. “you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.”
Flogging brilliant. Also, I must add this.
Michaels “comments” site, still has “posts” and links to posts. This is the only true 100% active comments site on the net.
I think KC should sue Michael, or get a full page “comment” on his page about it, sticky at the top.
January 9, 2007 at 9:32 pm |
KC? I love your speach, and I’m sorry if I can’t join you and king kevlar as we skate and “jump over the hilly brush” and I’m sorry I don’t have a 4.0 from yardale (really noone capitalized on the joke?)
January 9, 2007 at 11:40 pm |
WP, is “jump over the hilly brush” some sort of milspeak? It damn well better be.
January 10, 2007 at 12:23 am |
And then I realized, that Wiserbud had his shit together
{blush} well, you would be about the first person to notice.
January 10, 2007 at 4:50 am |
KICK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 10, 2007 at 6:38 pm |
Ooops, sorry WP. I just invited a whole bunch of people over into what seems to be an intervention of some kind. I didn’t realize you were using the room right now.
Ummm, are you gonna be long?
January 11, 2007 at 6:46 am |
I figured I’d be a goon for a second.
Nah, “jump the hilly brush” is from SPBLAU. as is the 4.0 from yardale, thing.
I was just effing around.
January 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm |
WP are you trying to start a career as a rapper? It’s intervention time.
Don’t quit your day job.
And what is SPBLAU? Don’t tell me a long story, just translate each letter one at a time and say nothing else.
January 12, 2007 at 3:25 am |
WP, would you kindly send me an email?
We need to talk.
Thanks
gooberintexas.gmail.com
January 12, 2007 at 6:21 am |
South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut.
January 12, 2007 at 7:40 am |
How is it 6 odd AM?!!!!
I’t only 1:30!!! here!!!
January 13, 2007 at 12:25 am |
KC?
Sometimes I’m a complete retard, but if you dig through all of it, (because I’m that retarded) you will see that I’m actually complimenting everyone ELSE involved while painting me as a buffoon, which I am.
Also, if I make a random reference, I’m doing it either to be a complete dork, or to be whitty, and if my “whitty” doesn’t express itself on it’s own, I’m still being a complete dork.
If there was any offense in my three stupid hyper “I hope you are happy” (thought “happy” is meant in a distinctly WP way) I appologize.
It’s a method of my retardation. I praise people by being so blatantly offensive in a way that is simultaneously praising in a way that I have NO RIGHT to comment on.
I don’t know if you ever read the story about my brothers best friend saying “dude? I love you, and you are my best friend, but I can’t wait for you to die so I can Eff your wife” joke.
Thats my basic sense of humor.
SHIT! I just offended a bunch of people by explaining my own goonery.
once again, sorry.
January 13, 2007 at 3:31 am |
wp, email me.
please.
January 13, 2007 at 5:01 am |
Dave, I did 3 TIMES!!!!
Check your spam.
January 13, 2007 at 5:02 am |
My first name is douglas, if you see Douglas, as a prefix or Wickedpinto, then it is me.
January 13, 2007 at 5:05 am |
I’m Wickedpinto@yahoo.com, dave, if I can’t reach you AGAIN! I’ve tried SEVERAL times.
January 13, 2007 at 5:42 am |
I don’t know if any of you have seen “The Idolmaker” one of my favorite movies, but this isn’t a BAD recreation though the audio sucks ass.
January 13, 2007 at 6:07 am |
DAMNIT!!!!
WHY does noone rip this music!!!???
well you get ONE link to a VID, a bad one.
January 13, 2007 at 7:08 am |
Okay, I will admit it.
The holidays BREAK me more than I’ve ever broken any bitch? know what I mean? I spend my holidays with my brother, and with my friends, I love them so much, so the retarded and “whitty” wickedpinto just becomes crazy. My brother shows his love for me, my friends show their love for me as well, they send me pictures of their children (ADORABLE LITTLE SHIT BASKETS!!!) and ultimately I can only offer them love, because I have nothing else.
I’m not well off, I’m not educated like my friends, I am not a parent like other friends, I Have nothing to offer any of them, all I have is envy , respect and love.
So Sometimes/always, I go VERY CRAZY after the holidays, I’m sorry for any offense, because I see my brother and his friends working towards MUCH greater things like Family.
I know I’m a noone, but I can take this pride, I LOVE my friends who are much more. graduates and parents, in one case a graduate, and in fact doctorate who has 4 kids, with a 5th on the way.
Good people deserve to experience simple things, and I’m the random noone who says that he envy’s them. because I do.
Okay? Sometimes I’m a DICK but most of the time it is to incite others to GREATER action. I might have the noggin, but really? What is it worth if it isn’t used? I don’t care to use it. I’d MUCH prefere to be an uncle, or a distant cousin. Those kids are America.
I Love them so much I can barely type.
January 13, 2007 at 7:42 am |
I hope my brother doesn’t read this.
2 days ago, I THINK that my big brother is starting his and his wife medication so that she can Suffer, SUFFER the efforts of being the vessel for my brothers child.
It wasn’t my brothers idea, it was HERS!though she can’t carry THERE child, since she is likely sterile, she WANTS to carry my brothers, because she loves him that much. Lesser women have cranked out CRACKbaby’s.
My sister, a cancer surviver who might not be able to procreate is BEGGING for the oportunity to be the mother of my brothers chilld.
I cry whenever I think about that. She is an awesome woman, My brother would live his life without chidren, but his wife is so loving and CARING AND MOTHERLY! that my brother no longer has a choice (really men who are here? can you imagine that argument?)
MY brother is a very good man, and his wife is a GREAT FUCKING WOMAN!
I hope, in the next 7-10 months they have a child, because I REALLY want to be an uncle, since I will likely never be a father.
I Want to be a crazy unc running around their bit back yard screaming “I’m an UNCLE I”M AN UCLE I’M AN UNCLE” and then I want to play catch with that child (we tend to create boys my family does) while my brother teaches him how to play hockey (we are athletic cats) If it’s a girl, I will shit myself.
aside from that.
My brother, and his wife DESERVE!!!!!!! a child. THey are good people, they aren’t WP’s they are REAL people, and LOVE THEM SO EFFING MUCH.
January 13, 2007 at 7:44 am |
Oh, bro won’t read it, it’s on This COMMENT blogl
January 13, 2007 at 2:23 pm |
My top commenter recommends this place. I can see why.
Good work. Nice site. ;P
January 13, 2007 at 2:50 pm |
I hope they have a child too WP
Got your email, thanks
January 13, 2007 at 8:44 pm |
Best wishes WP for your brother and sister-in-law. I’m in the same boat. I’m an uncle but really unlikely to ever be a father. It’s nice to spoil the kids and to visit and get them all wound up … then leave and go home for the parents to deal with the craziness.
January 14, 2007 at 11:27 am |
Anybody see my slippers, cuz I don’t know if you are experiencing the same thing, but the tile is COLD!
January 14, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
Heya, KC…Thanks for the e-mail. You are a fine and classy lady, and I appreciated your kind words.
January 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm |
AWESOME!!!
After the fact, I am thankful I was deleted KC.
You are a good woman, and I made a stupid joke, that was very much offensive.
I glad it was removed.
January 18, 2007 at 5:02 am |
and I found my slippers.
January 18, 2007 at 6:01 pm |
Saturday, my brothers wife might be pregnant. If not then then a few weeks later, if not then a few weeks later.
My brother and his wife are TRYING to get pregnant, but losers throw their children away into trashcans or into gangs, but my brother a GREAT man, and his wife, a WONDERFUL woman, must fight for a simple aspect of EXISTENCE, not just humanity.
I’m an atheist but I am gonna stop at a church and pray for them.
January 18, 2007 at 7:31 pm |
Yesterday? my brother jerked off, so his wife could become pregnant.
Kinda funny, my ma’s called me, and said basicaly “your brother just jerked off for his and his wifes pregnancy” to which I replied something life “don’t ever say that to me again”
January 19, 2007 at 2:13 am |
Hey KC, what’s up.
January 19, 2007 at 9:04 pm |
So guys only jerk off when they want to make a baby?
WP, no prayer is ever wasted.
lauraw, how’s your hair today?
January 20, 2007 at 5:11 am |
It’s just an unusual conversation.
January 20, 2007 at 7:26 pm |
Had a short string of unsatisfactory hair days (it’s getting too long), but today has been pretty good. I blowdried it a little drier than I usually do and it stayed neater but still a little wavy.
Thanks for asking, even though you probably regret it now.
I have to go downstairs and beat the redheaded dog soon. She’s just miserable until she’s had a good sound thrashing.
January 21, 2007 at 10:01 am |
I have to go downstairs and beat the redheaded dog soon.
Even if it isn’t innuendo? I’m SO gonna use it at feisty’s place.
January 24, 2007 at 2:10 pm |
Noplace suitable for it right now, so I will comment Off Topic
I was watching listening (timings a pain) Imus this morning, and he was bashing the fat kid for getting married, making fun of everyone for “Acting” like they wanna go to the wedding and such.
Imus said something about how “I’m SURE he (chris I think is the guys name) thinks it’s going to be the most important day of his life, just like all of the other little girls but it’s going to be a disaster, just like Most Marriages in this country.”
Now, I understand the half assed statistitionary that Imus was employing. (the 50% of all marriages end in divorce, is a false statistic, it doesn’t take into account the fact that people with MULTIPLE marriages and MULTIPLE divorces counterweigh the truly successful nature of marriage in this nation, in basic, more than 50% of individuals who marry, have successful lifelong marriages, because successful marriages are one offs, it’s just the repetative failures who get more than one shot at the pie) but to Crap on a guy 2 weeks, 2 FRIGGEN WEEKS!!!!! before his marriage, is BS.
I Will likely never marry, I’m that kinda guy, it would take a lightning bolt a shark attack, and the opportunity to spit in Jimmy carters face before I’m willing to wed. However, On the day, and in the preperation of getting married is an important process to those who chose to wed.
Not out of ego, but out of self recognition. Deciding that you are “going to spend the rest of your life and raise a family” with a person is a BIG FRIGGEN DECISION!! so you can bet your ass that most people know what they are getting into, and they are trying to understand all of the things that that brings. I LOVE WEDDINGS! not cuz I’m a crying little girl (which I am, in the right circumstances) but because I have absolute and complete respect for people who look to the future, and see responsibility that would cripple your average socialite and decide that They want to live THAT future or ANY future with that person?
Thats a truly noble thing.
My brother got married, I made one mistake, I blame the booze and my sexy body at the reception, but even that became a somewhat common joke (thats what suits me) about the wedding, but I met my sissy for the first time about 8 days before the wedding (actually it was almost exactly 8 days) and there were a lot of “complications” someone on the “outside” would say, but they weren’t complications, they were VALIDATIONS for my brother, and for his wife. They loved eachother and they couldn’t see a future without eachother. Thats one more reason why I love my brother, and that is why I love my Sissy.
Marriage is a risk, YES Mr. Imus, you know, you’ve been through 2, and working on your third. Marriage can absolute destroy you, YES, thats why I freely admit my cowardice, but in addition to being a big risk, it also holds the potential, and everyone hopes Probability of a brilliant payoff that makes MORE of the person you were.
I’m an atheist, but if there is a God, may that god bless anyone who weds, and may god bless those who do wed in love with children so that the world can learn from that.
Now, that emotive WP is done, I gotta go break some bitches.
January 24, 2007 at 3:31 pm |
WP, I hope someday a *special* woman appears in your life and reduces you to a sappy mass of love and longing–someone you won’t want to live without. It’s wonderful and it happens all the time.
January 24, 2007 at 5:07 pm |
You saying I can only marry a retard?
January 24, 2007 at 6:11 pm |
Tits for hits?
January 24, 2007 at 9:21 pm |
A KC exclusive.
ONCE I was promiscuous, but no more, it’s a waste of time, the IBB, thing is a schick based on who I used to be.
Now? I still BB but the volume is specific, benign and rare.
They are not posessions, they are friends, they are individuals I trust (soon to be friends)
I’m not as horrible as I say.
This doesn’t leave KC’s blog right?
If it does, then KC gets the hat tip right?
January 26, 2007 at 12:55 pm |
Ever Analyze how much a creature of habit you are?
“I was a Marine” introduce random conflict, however, one of the things that is taught to you from the day you enlist is “are you right handed or left handed?”. . . .If you say “left” you are told, “Now, you are right, you will fire from the right hand.”
Anyways, whenever I can’t find comfort in my particular environment, I always sit, left under right “indian” style.
I have spent the last 13 or more years PEALING the dry and almost lifeless flesh from the outside portion of my left foot.
Cuz I almost CANNOT sit, with crossed legs without my left foot being the lower foot, and losing it’s circulation in the exterior portions of it’s . . . .mass.
January 28, 2007 at 3:49 am |
Damn Wicked. I guess your secret of actually being a nice guy is safe here. I hope your brother and your sister-in-law have a healthy baby and that kid is gonna have the coolest uncle.
January 28, 2007 at 5:22 am |
Just got into an argument with bro. He’s a big and somewhat abusive brother. “you know (my first name) you have NOTHING to do with this, and as for you being an uncle is completely dependant on if we trust you.” or some shit like that.
Love you too bro, remind me to snag the lifeline out of your reach if you ever need it just so I can return the favor.
January 29, 2007 at 8:45 am |
last was sarcasm.
Brothers are brothers, it’s not our job to be nice, it’s our job to love eachother.
I don’t hold it against him, he just reacted.
January 31, 2007 at 2:23 am |
imagine my crazy at it’s worst.
Multiply it by jackM’s arrogance.
thats how bad my week is gonna be, probably worse.
My first aunt died.
January 31, 2007 at 1:30 pm |
I have an aunt that I love like a mother. An amazing woman.
WP, please behave yourself at the funeral and family events. You can be crazy here.
February 1, 2007 at 11:09 am |
KC?
I get that kinda stuff a lot.
I assure you, everyone always looks at me(in my family) as though I’m about to explode, but I never do, because they are thinking of stories that _I_ told them.
I know the proper place for the proper thing. Outside of family, it takes effort to find out what is considered proper, but in family, and the military is clear.
I LITERALY broke up with a girl who was talented, educated and GORGEOUS! because she questioned if any of my loopiness would pop in at that Ball.
Who could assume such a thing? they are more cynical than I am.
The only part that I can’t deliver on is tears. She has been ill for a while, and seemed to be recovering, thats why I’m well prepared for this. Thats how it almost always happens. The first, or “shocking” passing is the one that occurs in the middle of recovery.
Also, my mother has 5 sisters, (all in meno(a)pause) so I know what is coming, which is not a blessing, it would be better if I could summon up some tears for my aunt (I did love her greatly) but I know that if the men fall apart, the women will become wrigling crying worms for the next couple generations.
Death sucks, my problem is I didn’t allow to be close enough to her in life, that is my failing, but for me to cry and mourne like an ululating lunatic would be complete hypocracy and selfish.
I’m gonna stand strong and tearless, supporting those people who can do such things without hypocracy. THEY! need people to stand seperate enough to give definition.
Unfortunately thats how I react to these situations. I never lost anyone close to me. Even my pets died quietly and out of reach, this is my closest yet, and whats worse, is she was the familial linchpin. I have to observe, and learn.
Now THAT is kinda crazy.
February 1, 2007 at 1:37 pm |
Well, all I have to go on is your insane stories, but I absolutely know you have a sweet and gentle side to you.
Crying is not hypocrisy. You can cry for the pain others are suffering, share their pain. Or cry because someone you love is gone. No one will think the worse of you for that. But I agree it is disconcerting to see a man break down when you’ve never seen him so vulnerable before.
February 2, 2007 at 9:48 am |
You get my crazy in small bits, you get my kindness in novels.
Sometimes quantity, validates the qaulity.
As for me crying ( I “tear up,” and sometimes cry, often) I believe that tears are not weakness, I have no problem doing such things, however, crying in this way (for a man) will damage the women, because the women are always crying, and if a man goes all jellyfish in the same way (don’t get me wrong, I mourne that woman a great deal, she is the only person who wasn’t my mother or brother who called me while I lived in other states or countries, and she just called to wish me a happy birthday!) but When I am surrounded by an environment of tears, and love, I will provoke tears, not by being a jerk, but by giving my mothers sisters a cause to cry, so that they can get it out, and start to see what is left.
My aunt is gone, I get misty knowing that she was able to show how much she loved me much better than anyone was able to show how much they loved her, and now she is gone, before I could tell her, but in the situation? I will be the “strong man” (which I’m not, I’m more than 1/2 a coward) all I can offer at most times, is that I don’t judge, or define.
I love all my aunts and all my uncles, and all my cousins (wanna know another bit of irony? the two close cousins who died in adulthood? Marines. They knew, they accepted, but the situations were different (not in war) but they passed, and they loved all those around them, and I could stand strong after their passing, because THAT was who they were before. I just include that as an odd thing, not as a definition of myself)
I’m crazy, you are right KC. I’m the first to admit it, however my crazy is not cruel, it is also not afflictive, or depictive, it is personal. My crazy exists almost exclusively in myself, and the Net, your kind and understanding aspect allows me to express myself fully through mutual annonymity.
My Family? They might raise an eyebrow, (cuz I’m known to be a bit crazy) but I will NEVER act in such a way at such a time, thats what I mean.
Thanks for actually caring in a small way KC.
February 2, 2007 at 7:45 pm |
You have an online shoulder to lean on, WP.
February 3, 2007 at 6:57 am |
She is in the earth from which she was born.
Other than my one completely cynical, selfish, and also, outright hilarious cousin (while simultaneously a prick) I have to admit, I had to fight the urge to laugh throughout most of the eulogy, not because I was laughing at my aunt. The dry, artificially maintained carcass that was in the casket was not my aunt. My aunt was the woman that her children spoke inarticulately and impoeticly about, but was described by the soul that they dedicated to their amateur efforts of describing her. My aunt was the (correction, there was ONE person who spoke PERFECTLY! her eldest granddaughter, I will get to that in a moment) My Aunt was the woman that took me to my first white sox game, to my first cubs game, who was the driver when I went on my first fishing trip, the one who had the first VCR, the one who introduced me to “cheese popcorn” (I don’t know why, I STILL LOVE that junk food) The first who taugh me (through whatever method) how to be responsible (here (wickedpinto) I need a coke, and some oreo’s, and if I came back with less change than I was owed, she would make sure that _I_ went back in (only happened once) and argued the case)
My aunt wasn’t all smiles, she didn’t fart rainbows, she didn’t piss heavy water, or shit gold, she wasn’t perfect. But she was my aunt, and I remember those times when she was either stern and taught me a lesson, or those times, when it SEEMED! like she farted rainbows, (I don’t know about the pissing heavy water, or shitting gold, thats kinda sick, what kinda perv do you think I am?)
Also? I remember when she was the only person who didn’t just call me on my birthday but EVERYONE of her family, her siblings (8(9total)) her siblings children (I think 29) and her siblings childrens children (I think we are at about 30 now) Grand total AT LEAST 67 people she went out of her way to contact (and lets not forget the few who were her siblings childrens childrens children) I don’t think she had a day planner, I HONESTLY think that she remembered everyone of those days, cuz to my aunt, who stopped living on tuesday remembered everyone of those dates without assistance.
Another thing about my aunt. She was the socialite, highschool cheerleader, organizing every major event of the family for all her siblings and shit like that.
she wasn’t the eldest, in fact she was the middle child, but to comfort my mother and my uncle, I said (they know I’m an atheist) “if there is a heaven, I wouldn’t be surprised if she planned this, so that when the rest of us join her, she can have a “tissue paper flower” float waiting, with a gigantic celebration, cuz noone could do a better job.”
(NOW! I can tear up and cry, cuz everyone else has faced it, and NOW I feel exactly how I feel.)
Just saying, lost track, but I think I said something. Exactly what, I have no clue, but I think I said it.
February 4, 2007 at 1:32 pm |
If it were just my aunt I wouldn’t be like this, but I found out a number of months ago that another aunt (on the other side of the family) is prolly gonna die (I didn’t like her much, but she’s still my aunt and made few good kids, and gave up the FIRST of my blood in my memory, in one of her sons) and later she lost another son, and myself another cousin. That broad, though personaly I don’t like her much, though I can understand why she was cold to myself and others cuz she lost one, and later two (not to mention she also found out when I was like 8 or so that her only daughter was a lesbian, and I think she might have been envious of that lesbian cuz that aunt, really went out of her way to shit on the various men (at least those who were my father and his twin, or those associated with my father and his twin) but still, she’s my aunt, and I learned much from her.
Not as much as from the one who is already passed.
So Anyways, I had one aunt pass on tuesday, another aunt is standing in the aisle waiting. Another second cousin (I call my second cousins (my cousins children) li’llil’l cousins, even though I’m younger than almost all my cuz’s, and only taller than my mothers family and my fathers female nieces (my pop’s’s family tends to make VERY TALL men, the only person shorter than I (6′2″) is my brother, by less than an inch at full posture)
back to point, I just lost an aunt, and I will likely lose another aunt since her cancer metasticized, but before I lose that second aunt, I’m gonna lose a second cousin that I only met while he was still in his mothers woman, 12 years ago. an 11 year old boy will be dying, almost guarantee’d by the end of the month.
While I’m relatively indifferent to my fathers side of the family, this particular cousin is a GOOD FRIGGEN GUY, and while I never knew his boy, NOONE! deserves to suffer that, and just thinking about it scares the living shit out of me.
And then, my second most eldest uncle, who has been tickling at life endangering illness for about 20 years, is now diagnosed with a broad cancer.
Now, for that uncle to die is not surprising, he’s into his 70’s and has my sense of self maintenence (as in none) but you know? after 8 heart surgeries (granted all of them scopic) but you would figure somewhere along the line the blood tests would have turned up a random floating (same thing as metasticis) cancer cell would have appeared?
THE GUYS BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR ABOUT 4 out of the last 7 years? and you miss FUCKING CANCER!?!?!?
My point? I’m worried.
The “it comes in three’s” thing, but actually I think that isn’t right.
I think that the barrier has been broken, and now everyone is racing for it. My Mothers eldest brother is on the verge of death not expected to make the week. I didn’t like him much either, but he wasn’t a bad person and he was my uncle, but who knows that his passing wouldn’t make ANOTHER family member give up? Like reasonably healthy spouses who die within days weeks or months of eachother?
I hope my moms family doesn’t cascade, though, I can see at least 4 reasonable options, and I see that, and thats bad enough.
February 6, 2007 at 6:59 pm |
I’m done with this train of thought until there is evidence of a domino effect.
Sorry for the yappiness.
February 7, 2007 at 4:00 pm |
Dominoe falling.
My second most eldest uncle is about to die. 6-8 weeks at top survival.
Gonna be a lunatic once again in the next several weeks.
February 8, 2007 at 8:10 pm |
as my family falls my friends deliver.
HORRIBLE remorse, injected with pleasent understanding.
As my aunts and uncles pass, my friends procreate.
Lifes a bitch.
February 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm |
Hey Wicked. I’m sorry to hear of this happening in your family. You and I are on opposite sides of the fence when it comes to a belief in God but I hope you won’t mind if I will have said a prayer for you and your family.
February 11, 2007 at 3:24 pm |
Of course cranky. I know what I think, but I might be wrong, and even if that didn’t factor into it in any way, you are expressing yourself in the most honest and heartfelt way. That deserves nothing but respect and appreciation.
Thank you. He’s definately gonna be gone soon, but at least he will be in the company of his children and some of his sisters when it happens. Also he will be planted in his home.
February 12, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
Death doesn’t really upset me. Been to many many funerals and wakes in my life. My tears are for those who live. I grieve with them.
Many times I’ve been relieved when someone died. Their suffering was over, or they lived a long full life.
February 13, 2007 at 5:01 pm |
As my aunts and uncles pass, my friends procreate.
Circle of life, my on-line friend. My sympathies to you for your loss.
February 22, 2007 at 4:59 am |
Beclowned.
I just didn’t want to leave you out.
February 23, 2007 at 6:19 am |
My uncle did die, last sunday.
once again, I didn’t like him, but I love my family, and he wasn’t a bad guy, in fact, he was remarkably smart, the sadness _I_ suffer is that I might waste myself and become an eternal loser like he was.
Well, not loser, he was a good teacher, though people didn’t know it.
I hope no more dominoes fall.
February 23, 2007 at 6:25 am |
Stand tall, WP – this is when the rest of the family needs you.
February 23, 2007 at 6:38 am |
WP…Let’s get it on…..you’ll feel better. You know you will…..
February 23, 2007 at 1:59 pm |
Stephanie dear, I don’t think you know what you’re saying…
February 23, 2007 at 3:21 pm |
Sorry for your loss.
February 24, 2007 at 8:09 am |
KC?
DFWTF!
February 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm |
My cousin’s boy just passed away, he was only twelve.
Once again not a surprise, but now THAT! just sucks. Losing your child at age 12, any age for that matter, but at friggen 12?
Brain tumor for the last year.
February 28, 2007 at 6:50 am |
I prolly got an aunt following in the next couple months.
I knew all of these dead people, and the people who will be dead soon, but even my cold and rational (I know, “you rational wicked?”) ass can’t help but fall into a morose mood. When most of your filial connections are built on the extinction of the few family members you likedish, you kinda lose track of what you are supposed to do.
February 28, 2007 at 1:43 pm |
Too bad Wicks. Especially sad about the 12 year old boy. What a tragedy. There are plenty of folks who like you. I do.
What does DFWTF mean?
February 28, 2007 at 6:52 pm |
Don’t F with the fantasy.
March 1, 2007 at 4:15 am |
My sympathies, WP. Big time. I’ve got a 12-year-old daughter and my world would be destroyed without her. I can’t imagine a deeper loss or greater pain for a parent than to lose a child in this way.
Sounds like some rough times for you right now. Do your best to keep it together and remember, we’re here for ya, if you need us.
March 1, 2007 at 5:39 pm |
Wiser I have one of those in my house too. A treasure.
March 1, 2007 at 9:37 pm |
Thinks aren’t bad for me, it’s bad for them. I got it easy, one mom, one dad, one brother, one sister. and all of mines are healthy, it’s the aunts uncles cousins and stuff that are going through a hard time. Still, it’s a lot all at once, thats for sure.
March 4, 2007 at 6:53 am |
Um. . . .
Well, first.
earlier saturday was the memmoriam, whatever it’s called when we stare at my uncles urn before his final disposition is decided in the presense of family.
We had the sermon (rather bizarre) and the luncheon where family got to socialize (and once again, as always it was my brother and I with the crowd, cuz we are the funny and entertaining ones, witnout being disrespectful(believe it or not, it takes a LOT of discipline to indure being the center of attention, even in humor, especially during a funerial luncheon))
And it wasn’t exactly easy, but. . . .
can we get some good cheer going on in KC’s Comments section?
She ain’t gonna be hitting a thousand if everyone is just saying “poor wicked cuz the old people in your family die” (though the 12 year olds a real bitch)
Can someone who isn’t dealing with this crap PLEASE! update with something humorous or entertaining?
I ain’t kidding, I want 1K comments by years end, and a million in the next 2 or 3.
March 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm |
A nurse walks into a bank. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a
rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She
looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
‘Well, that’s great……….that’s really great………. Some
asshole’s got my pen.’
March 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
An Amish man and his new bride are driving their new horse and carriage. A car drives by and spooks the horse.
The Amish man finally calms the horse, and yells “that’s number one!”
Down the road a piece a dog barks and the horse takes off again. The man stops the horse and yells, “that’s number two!”
‘Round the next corner a hunter’s gun goes off. The horse bolts again. After the man stops the horse, he yells “that’s number three!”, and reaches behind for his gun and shoots the horse in the head, dead.
The young wife recoils in horror and screams, “How could you do such a thing, you must be mad!”
The Amish man says, ” that’s number one”
March 7, 2007 at 12:37 am |
Oh lord. It’s either death topics or wiser’s jokes.
March 7, 2007 at 1:31 am |
you want sex stories?
I mean, things like this don’t usually happen to me, but one night, I was in my dorm room at college and there came a knock on the door…………
March 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
Wheres compose with a good VD, or soiling themselves story?
March 7, 2007 at 1:06 pm |
compos.
March 7, 2007 at 1:38 pm |
one time, at band camp..
March 7, 2007 at 1:50 pm |
*fantasising*
PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE, PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE, PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE!!!
March 7, 2007 at 1:51 pm |
The Lute would be acceptable, though disturbing, so PLEASE SAY YOU PLAYED THE FLUTE!!!
March 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm |
I worked the BRASS, you sick freak. Flutes/lutes can be very…cold.
March 7, 2007 at 8:29 pm |
I worked the BRASS, you sick freak.
In high school, I dated a girl who play the tuba. She had some amazing lips, let me tell you.
March 8, 2007 at 7:03 am |
Lutes can also be rather large, and ungainly.
Wiser, PLEASE do not elaborate on the tuba, thats, thats.
you know?
March 8, 2007 at 7:03 am |
Piccolo?
March 12, 2007 at 7:27 pm |
Tuba = lung capacity. Right wiser?
March 12, 2007 at 8:43 pm |
exactly.
So, I guess it’s down to just the three of us that hang out here now? I gotta say, it’s like what you’ve done with the place. No stress, real laid back, no pressure to always be “funny” or “on,” no Rosetta……
Nothing says “Exclusive!” like keeping the riff-raff out.
March 12, 2007 at 11:24 pm |
Just tell Wicks to stop linking me and we’re safe. Rosetta ain’t so bad. Admit it, you dig him/her.
March 13, 2007 at 3:35 am |
IF WP stops linking you, you won’t make that “1000 posts by 1/1/08!”
Honestly, don’t you think it’s important for everyone to have a goal?
March 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
I don’t set goals. Can’t you tell by the nature of this blog? I just cruuuuuise through each day and see what it brings.
Tell me about your scuba diving. Isn’t that a pic of you in a wet suit at Ace’s? I’ve always wanted to try that. Snorkeling is about all I’ve done.
March 13, 2007 at 4:37 pm |
Not your goals, Pinto’s goals. Do you want to deny him the feeling of satisfaction he may get if he actually succeeds in getting this one thread to 1000 posts?
I’ve been scuba diving for about 10 years or so. (yeah, that’s really me in that picture.) I absolutely love it. I’ve only got about 40 dives under my belt, but those are nearly all on the Caribbean, so I think they count for more. It is probably the most calming, totally relaxing experience I know.
I remember when I first started diving, being down about 80 feet on a Christmas morning in Mexico and I just stopped, realized where I was and what I was doing and, in that one moment, I was in a state of absolute peace. It was unreal. I had never felt that before.
I’ve done wreck dives, night dives, night wreck dives, cenote dives (which are like caves), and just plain open water dives. I’ve enjoyed them all, although the cenote was a little unnerving. I like the dives where there is no pressure to really do anything (like wrecks and cenotes) and prefer the tranquil reef dives, where it’s all just so beautiful. Especially if you get a nice current flowing, you just get neutral and float past it all. You can stay down almost forever on those dives.
You should really give it a try. It seems scary at first, because they hit you with all of the stuff that can go wrong, but as long as you don’t push the tables or act like an idiot, you are perfectly safe. And while I’ve tried to describe the feeling, there is nothing like actually taking a dive of your own.
Trust me, you will love it.
March 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
And while I’ve tried to describe the feeling, there is nothing like actually taking a dive of your own.
Of course, it is the complete opposite of jumping out of a plane. That was an amazing rush!
March 13, 2007 at 8:14 pm |
When I was in Oki, I thought about getting a qual. A friend of mine was a divemaster, and offered to let me use one of his spare sets, to go down on a little familiarization dive, not deep, just go under, look around and get a feel for the gear, so that I can be more prepared for the qual.
I’m like HELL YEAH!
We go out and he helps me out, gives me the once over and then down we go (there is so much fodder already for a bunch of gay jokes in this) And it’s STUNNING! It’s almost like you see more under water than in open air (in clear water anyways) and the stuff that is under the surface is amazing.
We surface, and I decide I don’t wanna dive. The confusing sense of claustrophobia from pressure, and agoraphobia that comes with seeing on for ever, scared the shit out of me.
March 13, 2007 at 8:15 pm |
A Man’s gotta have goals. and THIS IS ALL I HAVE!
DON’T JUDGE ME!
March 13, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
Well, I have nether scuba’d or jumped out of a plane. Don’t think I want to jump out of a plane. Flying scares me enough as it is. I have to get on a plane in a few days–tell me not to be scared.
WP I will stand aside and let you accomplish your hit goal on this blog.
But we need more than me and Wiser. I’m boring, and wiser has a tendency to overindulge in alcohol. NTTAWWT.
March 14, 2007 at 1:48 am |
tendency to….? WHAT?
One night. ONE NIGHT! And I’m branded forever. And I paid for the shoes, didn’t I?
Okay, maybe more than one night, but didn’t we determine that you are much safer when I am in my cups?
If you think I’m bad when drunk, you should see me sober.
March 14, 2007 at 1:59 am |
The confusing sense of claustrophobia from pressure,
It’s funny, but I am a bit claustrophobic myself, but I have only had that feeling when diving once, and that was when I forgot to wear my contact lenses. I couldn’t see more than 2 feet and suddenly, I got a little freaked. I almost aborted, but I didn’t want to ruin the dive for my dive buddy and I knew it was all going to be okay, so I brought myself under control and had a great time.
If you are at all interested, KC, you’ve at least got to try a familiarization dive. You might find yourself hooked. They are beyond safe and they don’t go below 30 feet or so, so you can always surface easily. Just be sure to do it somewhere like the Florida Keys or the Carribean. Like WP says, it’s stunning when it’s clear, but it sucks when the visibility is low.
As a comparison, I did my check-out dives in Long Island Sound. Visibility? 2″. that’s ” as in “inches.”
March 14, 2007 at 3:07 am |
If I were the kinda guy who could be Force, I would have gotten into it, but I was too hated, shit, I was dumped for the UNIFORM inspection for MSG by my own commander. Thats on the page eleven.
I could have tolerated and in fact enjoyed diving, but every experience would have been an ex-post-facto enjoyment, even though the actual experience would have scared the shit out of me.
I’m neither claustrophobic (was in the spelunking club when I was in Highschool) nor am I Agoraphobic (well, my fear of heights is actually based on agoraphobia, but if I can touch something solid it fades)
But under water, the compression of irrational behavior is sudden, and complete.
It scared the shit out of me. Also, I don’t know, but I might be more sensitive to pressure than others. I am not affraid of flying, but my ears are torture.
Maybe my bitchiness about pressure is the real reason, I don’t know.
And without a dout, I still snorkeled a shitload in Oki though I didn’t dive.
The suboceanic is just as, if not more gorgeous than the desert.
EFFING, EFFING BEAUTIFUL!
March 14, 2007 at 3:48 am |
But under water, the compression of irrational behavior is sudden, and complete.
That can be a serious problem. Down below 60 feet or so is a bad place to have an episode. You can seriously hurt yourself if you freak and shoot of for the surface.
That’s why my wife doesn’t dive. She had a problem during the lessons we took in a 12 foot pool. She quickly determined that if she couldn’t handle the deep end of a pool, she was not going to do well in the open ocean. She does snorkel and enjoys it, but it really isn’t the same for me. I dig all the gear and shit that goes along with it, so while snorkeling is close, I have seen some stuff that one would never see at the surface.
By older brother went to flight school while in the Marine Corps. He thought it was great and loved the whole process, including his test flights with the instructor. But after just one solo flight, he DORed (or whatever it’s called.) He just didn’t feel comfortable up there alone and realized that was probably not a great feeling to have while 30,000 feet in the air.
March 14, 2007 at 12:43 pm |
I snorkeled and my husband scuba’d in Cancun. We went in at the mouth of a river, so it was a mix of fresh and salt water fish and plants. It was stunning.
My son took some familiarization lessons at school and loved it. He sat down in the deep for 30 minutes, loving life. The boy is such a pistol I think scuba would be an interesting hobby for him–once he gets interested in anything, that is. What is it with teenage boys not giving a shit about anything and thinking they are all that?
Long Island Sound? Eww…
March 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm |
The boy is such a pistol I think scuba would be an interesting hobby for him–once he gets interested in anything, that is.
Dive instructors get the hottest women. I’m just sayin’…. I wish I had known that when I was younger. Woulda a been a whole different career path for ol’ wiser.
March 14, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
When I would climb rocks, my friends would laugh so much about this.
When I’m on the face of a rock (never very significant, my highest rated was an 11b I think, and it was the only 11(I think I have the nomenclature correct) I could tackle, it just happened that that face fit my form of climbing) I move very confidently believieng the whole time that it’s going to be know problem. Not much hesitation, virtually know grunting unless I have to go (I think they call it) double diamond, meaning that you jump to the next grip, for a moment you are in the air HOPING, you can grab the next handle.
Anwyays, my friends would make fun of me, because we had a list of simple not very dangerous rocks that we would take new people too for practice, and I could scurry up these glorified boulders like it was nothing. But once I got to the top of just a little 20 or 30 foot face/boulder, I would lay down, cuz the sensation of that height would make my muscles shivver.
March 14, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
What are the odds of inciting an instalanche?
That would give me joy too.
March 15, 2007 at 2:53 am |
I dunno. Do we really want to cheat and attract trolls to the game? I mean, it’s not like it would be too tough, but the Kevlar would have to spend all that time cleaning up after them.
Instead, I think you and I need to slyly place links in all of our comments on the other sites we haunt, just to see if we can raise awareness of this lonely little blog.
March 15, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
Mission accomplished, WP! I clicked your sneaky link over at Ace’s.
March 15, 2007 at 7:21 pm |
heh,heh,heh. Welcome to the party, pal!
March 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
I can’t believe this thing is still going on! You are persistent, WP.
March 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm |
Uh, hi everybody!
Hyuck.
March 15, 2007 at 7:43 pm |
Did you just throw a eurotrash terrorist out of the conference room window? Yippee-ky-yay!
March 15, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
Hello, Kevlarchick. WickedPinto. Wiserbud. Dave. Tushar.
Everyone else.
March 15, 2007 at 8:25 pm |
I’d just like to say you have my unqualified support.
And when I say unqualified, I mean it.
March 15, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
hmmm, seems things are pickin’ up in here.
Won’t KC be surprised??
Where the hell did WP post that reminded you all about this little corner of the intertubes?
March 15, 2007 at 8:53 pm |
And now that Nice Deb is here, we can really have some fun!
Honestly, Deb, ’round here, you can be yourself and drop that “nice” facade that you have been fooling everybody with at the other places.
Be yourself! Be that mean, nasty, dirty girl we all know is lurking beneath the surface!
Unless you really are that nice. Which would mark the return of blinding pain of a thousand knives stabbing into my brain.
March 15, 2007 at 9:27 pm |
Tell the truth, I don’t remember Wiser. I was planning on slipping random links inside of one of my novella’s about when I was in the Marines. Jedi-mind-tricking everyone into wondering what the hell I was linking.
March 15, 2007 at 10:19 pm |
Not your goals, Pinto’s goals.
And to give Wickedpinto his due, he stated his goals clearly. He’s hoping the KC will resort to “TITS FOR HITS!”
OK, we’re all hoping for that. At least, that’s the only explanation I can think of for this thread.
March 15, 2007 at 10:59 pm |
Maybe not KC herself, but this would be a good clearing house for all blog tits.
March 16, 2007 at 1:29 am |
“TITS FOR HITS!”
Well, Michael, if you insist. But my wife says mine really aren’t what they used to be.
March 16, 2007 at 5:41 pm |
Monkey meat!
March 16, 2007 at 7:17 pm |
Yes?
March 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm |
Lipstick is in the middle of implementing operation “.” However, it appears there may be some irresolution on her part.
Apparently the host is a mighty warrior instilling fear into all who see her.
However, anyone who can be schmoozed into the right amount of booze, might cave into the diplomatic realities necessary to achieve my goals.
March 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm |
CURSES!!!!! I totaly closed that link, and I can’t ask for it to be closed, cuz then it gives up the plan.
WAAAAAAAAAH
March 17, 2007 at 3:44 am |
KC says TFH is a GO, it is a GO, GO GO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
March 17, 2007 at 4:23 am |
in practices TFH works.
I’m JUST SAYING!
March 17, 2007 at 5:19 am |
I fell down the rabbithole.
March 17, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
Dude! What is TFH?
March 17, 2007 at 5:46 pm |
kevlarchick, it must be this old comment:
Wickedpinto Says:
October 7th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
TITS FOR HITS! (create a drumbeat rythm)
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
TITS FOR HITS!
Or abject appologizy for the right to contine commenting on this hot new blog.
but?. . . .any chance that we can get?
TITS FOR HITS!
March 18, 2007 at 12:42 am |
WICKED!!!
We are growing to a point to where we are having internal referencing of previous comments!
That is an almost self sustaining site rigth there.
March 18, 2007 at 1:51 am |
The sad thing about how I got here is I simply clicked on Wiserbud’s name over on the moron blog ASSuming Wiserbud’s link would take me to his blog. I like his humor but I’m not cclicking on his name anymore.
March 18, 2007 at 6:00 am |
and wiser called me wiley.
March 19, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
{{snicker}}
Everything is falling into place perfectly…….
*smiling wickedly and twirling tips of handlebar mustache…*
March 19, 2007 at 4:51 pm |
You boys are wily. I like that.
March 20, 2007 at 1:05 am |
The drawback is we have to excercise temperance. Else the scam gets old.
Every couple weeks we can get people to forget about this place, and then promote a deluge. But if we are lucky, we can be silly enough to get people, out of sheer moronic curiosity to come to the conclusion wiser came to some time ago.
you know that you have pretty much run out of places to go on the innertubes when you feel the need to check up the comments at Kevlarchick’s blog.
Words of wisdom to be heard and practiced . . . . .in volume.
March 20, 2007 at 3:30 pm |
devious attempt number 2.
March 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm |
trying to goad blaster into commenting. Hope he takes, seems to be a good sport.
March 20, 2007 at 6:38 pm |
On Music,
Personaly? I think that the BEST emotive musician of the last 40 years was Jim Croce.
“time in a bottle”
My roommate was an “artist” as in paint and palat shit, for a time.
He was a punk rocker (he was from I THINK berkely area originaly, and finaly los(or is it el?) banos, or whatever (the bathroom? I asked) “kinda” he said, I don’t know spanish.
His family was “well off” and even by my not at all well off standards I agree, that he is “only” well off” though he found prosperity, thanks to his mothers nuts, that bitch had nuts, in fact, I said that to her at his wedding. “which is your mother eric, is it this lady?” (of course I was right) “you Ma’am, have bigger balls that most Marines, that whole engine fixing thing! I can’t do it, though I do have testicles, just ask your daughter, please, ask your dauther, she’s HOT”, everyone laughed cuz they were prepared.
Unfortunately I lost that friend not because of HIS family, but because of his wife, who was as mundane as myself.
(I’m gonna be self pittying and somewhat preachy for a minute, so skip the next comment if you cant stand it.)
March 20, 2007 at 6:45 pm |
That night, the night of my friends wedding, _I_ was the only unit friend who went out of his way, I spent more than 2k in a weekend, only 3 months after I left service as an enlisted guy, to be in the presence of my friend, and his wife, who never looked so beautiful, she really did look stunning that day. TALL, almost as tall as my friend (6′plus, she was, and in heals. . . what?) and her broad body, accentuated her body, not her TYPE.
She was beautiful that day, and my friend Eric, it was the only time I would say I saw him smile in anything other than humor or irony.
Eric Smiled, not out of some manipulation of humor, but I think he actually saw his wife, and he smiled, not because he was laughing at my or nates, or some others jokes, he was smiling because, he new that he found joy, and though he couldn’t laugh, his face, for the first time lit up, with something like joyous laughter.
He was so proud, he wanted to laugh, but he was unfamilliar with it.
Eric and Jen? I think will last forever.
Good people, good wedding.
March 20, 2007 at 6:47 pm |
Anyone interested in the same sort of story with a completely different contxt?
THIS ONE IS FUNNY.
hint. I was the “wedding photographer” in vegas.
If KC don’t have the nuts in the next 24, I hope wiser will stand up.
This is a GOOD FLOGGING STORY!!!
March 20, 2007 at 7:40 pm |
Dude, we gotta get you a woman. You need a crazy, sweet, smart chick who will run circles around you.
Is that the story where you screwed the bridesmaid and got caught on camera? OLD.
March 20, 2007 at 9:43 pm |
AAAACK!! WP, what are you doing?? Please don’t get banned anywhere I normally go. I would miss you and it kills me and ruins my reputation to admit it.
March 20, 2007 at 11:09 pm |
Ace ain’t gonna ban me, he is just validating the banification veritas he launched at me last year.
It’s all cool, I know how to handle it, and so does ace. I bet it’s nothing more than a dance pattyann.
Ace ain’t a fool, though I hope he doesn’t read this awesome blog and realize that I know what he’s up to.
As in, create a CLOSE enemy, so that you can bash them, and still stand seperate.
It’s kinda complicated in a political sense, if ace catches me sharing the truth he might actually ban me.
March 20, 2007 at 11:10 pm |
Patyy? you single? and within reasonable distance to chicago?
cuz I don’t care what you look like, I would hit that shit.
I’m just saying.
March 20, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
WP, I consider you my internet-son, as I’m old enough to be your Mother. That said, if I had any crazy, single, loyal, funny, conservative, intelligent female friends who lived close to Chicago, I would definitely hook them up with you.
March 21, 2007 at 11:51 pm |
You would regret it PattyAnn.
I’m a nice guy, but a bit of a heart breaker, though I don’t realize it until I have established a platonic friendship after the end of the romantic one.
Back to the banning thing. If he did ban me, I had it coming, and can’t rightly complain, I was being a jackass, and needed to be set straight. I should have seen it coming (my crazy) I was building toward it the previous week. LauraW caught onto it earlier in the day.
March 21, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
No KC the wedding photographer one is completely different, I only remembered it after I ran into an article about the wife.
and there is absolutely no sex involved.
March 22, 2007 at 3:59 am |
A Friend got married, it was in one of those pissant chappels (chappel of flowers? or something like that?) in vegas. It was a small retinue, and me being me, who’da’thunk? didn’t have a date, like I’m gonna bring one of my cock sponges to something I find value in.
Anyways, I was given the camera’s. They knew I wouldn’t be teared up (which is wrong) and I wouldn’t be holding my girls hand, so everyone gave me their camera’s. So I was basicaly the photographer of an impromptu weddig in vegas.
Now, I have no respect, also I’m an atheist, so I have even lest respect.
I was told to take pictures of the wedding, the ceremony itself, and I took my job serious. I wanted to catch the husband looking lovingly at his wife as he recites his vows, and the bride as she hears them.
So I got up, and stood behind the priest performing the ceremony, and was leaning over his shoulder as he was offering the various forms, more than a few times using his shoulder to allow for a stable picture.
I had a couple of “up shots” making the bride and groom look like giants on their great day, but I was nudging the priest out of my way.
My friend said I took some great pictures, but they are hiding a bunch of others, because it’s hard to make a bride look beautiful when she is glaring at the guy behind the camera.
Still, a lot of good pictures. Ain’t my fault that the priest was Dicking up my angle.
March 22, 2007 at 4:12 am |
I SO! fucking wish ace hadn’t appologized to me.
I feel like 10X the dick that I am.
March 22, 2007 at 4:49 am |
WP.
How many of us have counseled you?
Tried to help?
You’re a good guy D. I just wish you’d stop trying to overdo yourself. You’re gonna wear out your welcome, and that’d be a goddam shame.
Look at the normal people. Emulate them on occasion, ok?
March 22, 2007 at 4:56 am |
Dave, I am a normal person, and it’s when my crazy takes control that I become the crazy wickedpintoy buffoon and it’s hard to control. crazy is crazy for a reason, if you know what I mean.
I’m working on it though.
I appreciate the sentiment.
March 22, 2007 at 4:59 am |
And I thank all of you for the concern.
You are all very good people, I knew it before, but in this case, it’s magnified.
Huggies?
Lets get them.
*HUGS!*
March 22, 2007 at 8:22 am |
Hrm.
Aces place looks different.
did he ban me right after he appologized?
Seems odd.
All cool, just an odd way to find out.
March 22, 2007 at 8:52 am |
Am I the only person on the planet who finds the “Ask a Ninja” bit “The creative imperative!” “YOU, WILL , CREATE” friggen hilarious?
March 23, 2007 at 12:39 am |
I find you views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
March 23, 2007 at 3:53 pm |
nah, it was goobered up yesterday WP. he didn’t ban ya.
March 23, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
So I saw Elton John in concert the other night. Good show, but whoever was responsible for the sound or mixing of the guitar player should be beaten, then fired.
In both Saturday Night’s Alright… and Funeral for a Friend, the guitar needs to be just all-out raw power when he hits those chords (you know which ones I mean.) Instead it looked like someone playing air guitar. They about had the rafters shaking, then this nothing litle guitar that you could barely hear just limps in. Ruined both songs and, since this was near the end of the show, really left me less than impressed with the whole show.
Too bad. I really like Elton, especially since he played mostly his old stuff all night.
March 23, 2007 at 6:49 pm |
Haven’t seen Elton John live.
March 23, 2007 at 6:52 pm |
he looks like a pudgy little gnome, but damn, the man can play.
March 23, 2007 at 6:54 pm |
You mean Elton Fag?
March 23, 2007 at 6:55 pm |
I keed. But I’m not a fan.
True story, I showed up a week late for my dorm room assignment, and my roomie (whom I did not know) was kinda pissed cause he thought he was gonna get the place to himself. So he sulked a bit, and finally decided to make some gesture of peace, and turned on his stereo and said “do you like Elton John”?
And I said to him what I just posted to you.
Yeah, it was a long semester.
March 23, 2007 at 7:01 pm |
Okay, he was only a little bit dreamy. But come on, the guy is turning 60!
March 23, 2007 at 7:03 pm |
Heh, my first roomie would wake up in the middle of the night and piss right in the middle of the floor and then go back to sleep.
This went on for weeks and it was really disgusting.
After a particulary long night of drinking, I got all of the guys on our floor to piss in his dresser. Damn near filled the thing up. The next morning when my roommate found his sopping wet clothes, I told him that he did it. A few more nights of his stuff being covered in piss — shoes, book bag — he moved out and I got my own room. A stinky room, but mine.
March 23, 2007 at 7:07 pm |
final proof that ace’s site is screwed up. Comments start appearing here, the very last place on the intertubes.
March 23, 2007 at 7:16 pm |
*tears on cheeks*
March 23, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
I am gobsmacked. Ace banned me. (No, I’m not even kidding.) I wonder if it was my “Sno Balls” comment?
March 23, 2007 at 7:55 pm |
I don’t think you were banned, PattyAnn. He’s been having some issues lately.
Trust me, you will know when you are being banned.
March 23, 2007 at 8:00 pm |
When i try to post, this is what I get.
“Your IP address (72.64.xxx.xx) has been banned. If you feel this is in error, please contact the blog owner by email.”
I put those x’s in there.
Looks to me like I’ve been banned. Heh! I’ve finally done something WP can’t do. (I wrote Ace and asked him to un ban me).
March 23, 2007 at 8:03 pm |
I’ve finally done something WP can’t do.
Maintain coherence for 24 hours in a row?
March 23, 2007 at 8:21 pm |
Oh, Ace is back. See ya there! (well, not you PattyAnn, but well, pretty much everybody else.)
March 23, 2007 at 8:35 pm |
Sorry Patty, you were probably a victim of poor aim.
You will probably get a response something like “OH! SHIT! I was aiming for wicked, sorry about that, now I’ll be right back, thanks for pointing that out patty”
March 23, 2007 at 9:52 pm |
Awww Shucks Wiser, you give me too much credit.
March 23, 2007 at 10:45 pm |
Well crap. I just checked and I’m still banned. I think I have DHCP SO I’m going to try to reboot and see if I get a new IP address. Otherwise, I’ll see y’all on IB or here. SNIFF.
March 23, 2007 at 10:53 pm |
Ace moved and left this as the forwarding address? Kewl!
Got KC up to about 271 comments now. Only 999,739 to go.
March 23, 2007 at 11:19 pm |
Hubby says my IP changes only about once a week. So that didn’t work.
Thanks to KC, WB and WP for saying nice things about me over at AOS.
I feel like Elizabeth must feel when Rosie stifles her. Not that I’m Elizabeth and not that Ace is Rosie. Please don’t tell him I put him in Rosie’s shoes; he’ll never unban me.
March 23, 2007 at 11:44 pm |
Wow, I’ve been missing out on this.
Hi KC!
Wiser, have you been scuba diving in the BVI? I’m going there in 2 weeks!
March 24, 2007 at 4:58 am |
Just wear a lot of sunscreen.
March 24, 2007 at 5:39 am |
Eddie, I already mailed all our liquids, creams and gels to the hotel, including sunscreen and bug spray.
It’s carry-ons only, baby! We’ll be zipping through the airports!
March 24, 2007 at 10:39 am |
Man, my father is a very very small person.
then again, my mother is a “small” person, and my brother is a “Person” and so, well, I don’t know how to judge my father, but, after tonight? I will not speak to him for several several weeks.
March 24, 2007 at 10:40 am |
ESPECIALLY considering how I judge myself.
March 24, 2007 at 4:02 pm |
Lipstick it sounds like you’re going to have a great vacation.
WP, is what he did worth you being so upset? Life’s too short to waste it by letting someone ruin your attitude or giving you a bad day. Try to forget about it.
Kevlar, I hope you don’t mind me posting so much here. What a week I’ve had; WP makes me an honorary broken bitch and Ace bans me. I must be doing something right.
March 24, 2007 at 8:11 pm |
Pinto, if you had just killed your parents like ive been telling you to for the last 30 years you wouldnt still be having these problems.
Do it all ready. These other voices in your head are starting to creep me out…
March 24, 2007 at 11:18 pm |
Are you kidding?! Patty Ann, you are welcome here. You balance things out. Hopefully someone will get to Ace and have him unban you. It was surely a mistake.
I want to hear all about Lipstick’s adventures since I have no life.
Satan, get thee behind me.
March 25, 2007 at 12:55 am |
“Satan, get thee behind me.”
Again woman?
Your killing me.
Just because i have horns doesnt mean im always horny.
Why dont you use that ‘thing’ i bought you and let me get some sleep?
You know I have to get up early in the morning and welcome a bunch of lawyers to their new ‘office.’
March 25, 2007 at 1:32 am |
Ain’t like that Patty, it’s just the way things are with us.
March 25, 2007 at 3:03 am |
Lipstick, sorry for taking so long to respond.
I took my first div ein the USVI (St. John’s) while on my honeymoon. It was too cool. We didn’t go deep, which meant we could stay down for quite a while My wife hated it, so she stayed on the boat and tanned.
Have an awesome trip and definitely give diving a try if you haven’t before. It seem scary at first, but it is really, really safe and all you need to do is keep reminding yourself that, unless you completely screw up, nothing will go wrong.
But even if it does, I couldn’t think of a better place to die.
March 25, 2007 at 4:20 am |
Lipstick:
Oops. Oh well. Good luck. Try not to pet the underwater critters.
I have to wear a bunch of that sh&t because I’m so pale, I need sunscreen in a rainstorm. And since I like to bike and hike in the summer, it gets really fun with SPF 8000 streaking down my face.
March 25, 2007 at 5:15 am |
At least you accept that some things don’t change, WP. Anyone who spends their life thinking they can change or fix everything is delusional.
KevlarChick, I agree with you; I think I’ve just been caught up in the new comments thingy banishing machine.
Can somebody please get a message to Amish for me that his comments today “over there” have been my only entertainment and I especially liked his village-people-Amish?
March 25, 2007 at 5:29 am |
Like I said wiser, I COULD dive, but there is something about diving that is so reminiscent of the last acts of a desperate dying individual.
Like I said again, scares the shit out of me. I COULD do it, and I could enjoy it once I surfaced, but still, never ending confusing terror of phobias that I don’t really have.
though, having snorkeled a lot, I can understand the beauty, of being underwater, if anyone can handle the pressure and the experience, I suggest you do it.
I remember once, diving down to spear a fish (we liked hunting our own food when we camped, cuz all of us had snorkeling gear, and we were in oki, really, if you can’t hand, or arm spear(whatever it’s called, basicaly a slingshot sorta spear attacked to the forearm?) a fish in oki? you are a retard) and I got caught in one of those little tidal streams.
theres a lot, LOT LOT LOT of coral around oki (should try oki as a dive spot sometime wiser, being a US citizen and if you know someone who resides on base you can get lodging, GOOD lodging for next to nothing. 32 bucks for a 2 bedroom? can you beat that?) and thats why snorkeling and diving is so popular there. The drawback is that everyonce in a wile, you are retarded (like I and 2 other friends were.) Diving into a “sink” I think is what they are called, and then as you either dive or surface, you get caught by the currents and they throw you into the narrow valley like openings of the surface coral.
we were battered little bitches by the time we got to the serface, thank god we were all good swimmers, (well 2 good swimmers, the other was a decent swimmer, but decent enough) who knew that it’s worth breathing water if you exhale water the next breath.
(Um, the inhale exhale water thing is complicated, but it has something to do with what most think of as lifeguard training, though not really that much)
We surfaced, and I thought it was awesome, but noone would do a freedive like that with me, and I’m not retarded enough to do it alone.
But the Scuba cats? they have to think of that ALL THE FRIGGEN TIME! at least if they are only moving in small groups.
March 25, 2007 at 9:12 pm |
Yea! Ace sent Pixy the okay to un-ban me. I had no idea just knowing I *could not* comment would be so taxing on me. I’m probably going to be too stressed out to comment for 3 to 4 days now. Sure…
March 25, 2007 at 9:23 pm |
so, I bought a new dishwasher today…….
Damn, I have some kind of life, don’t I?
March 25, 2007 at 9:49 pm |
Wiserbud, what’s her name?
March 25, 2007 at 10:09 pm |
Q. Why do men want their brides to wear white?
A. Because they want their dishwasher to match their fridge and stove.
Thank you – I’ll be here all Eternity. Tip your waitress and drive safe.
March 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm |
did they say why you were banned? Were you one of those malware carriers that pixy was talking about the other day?
March 26, 2007 at 12:33 am |
Nothing was said about malware to me, just that Ace wasn’t around much and saw my emails this afternoon and Pixy will be unbanning me. That is all I know.
March 26, 2007 at 1:10 am |
Pixy has a blog here -
http://ai.mee.nu/
In case you ever need to get hold of him.
March 26, 2007 at 1:12 am |
p.s. The “New Comments Thingey”
That was my idea.
Evil.
March 26, 2007 at 1:21 am |
Thanks Satan, but I doubt Pixy would help me out unless Ace blessed it.
You’ll probably burn in hell for the New Comments Thingy.
March 26, 2007 at 2:24 am |
Isn’t that redundant PattyAnn?
March 26, 2007 at 11:23 am |
WP, I didn’t think Satan burned in hell, just thought he was the unburned boss there? You have inside scoop?
March 26, 2007 at 1:08 pm |
I like this joke.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking
him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” “Oh no,”
I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either!”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? ” I
said, “No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!”
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?” “No, I don’t,” I said.
He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”
“No,” I said
He looked at me and said, “Then, why do you even give a shit?”
March 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm |
WP, I didn’t think Satan burned in hell, just thought he was the unburned boss there?
Yeah im afraid WPs right Pattyann. I burn. But its a dry heat. Sort of like Vegas, but with less casinos and more damnation.
March 26, 2007 at 4:46 pm |
300?
300 comments for a blog that doesnt even exist aint too shabby.
To celebrate im going to take you all out to dinner.
March 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm |
am I late?
March 26, 2007 at 7:44 pm |
I pulled a Slublog.
Posted at AoS by: mesablue at March 26, 2007 03:42 PM (DzeyU)
March 26, 2007 at 9:35 pm |
Is pulling a Slublog as bad as embedding a link to KevlarChick’s blog in wiserbud?
March 26, 2007 at 10:14 pm |
Yes, PattyAnn. If you pull that crap it IB you’ll get banned again.
March 26, 2007 at 10:59 pm |
Okay, Michael.
March 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm |
Thanks Wiser!
We’re both certified so we’ll probably take the opportunity to go down.
(giggle)
March 28, 2007 at 4:22 pm |
girl you are so bad! Don’t bait him! He’ll end up puking on you.
Don’t get mad though, he’s so sweet afterward.
March 28, 2007 at 10:05 pm |
Don’t get mad though, he’s so sweet afterward.
Well, yeah, but that’s usually because I’m unconscious. Many, many women have told me that that’s the time when I am the most……. tolerable.
March 28, 2007 at 10:06 pm |
And I always offer to pay the cleaning bills, don’t I?
Now that’s what I call a being a gentleman!
March 29, 2007 at 9:14 am |
I just realized why I’m such a douche.
I tend to tickle at rational opinions and thoughts for an hour or two, and then I get drunk, and I tell stupid pooter stories.
A thin line between love and hate.
March 29, 2007 at 7:15 pm |
I just realized why I’m such a douche.
you’re just a little slow, ain’t ya?
And, trust me, there’s a lot more reasons evident that what you have recently discovered about yourself.
March 29, 2007 at 7:17 pm |
Why do I have this self-destructive need to poke the bear like that? What personal demons am I battling that forces me to attack my friends in this way? Am I really that insufferably mean or do I just like stirring the pot?
Aaaaaaahhh, who cares. I yam what I yam.
March 30, 2007 at 4:07 am |
wily, wily wiser.
March 30, 2007 at 6:46 am |
Where can I find boobies?
March 30, 2007 at 8:13 am |
they’re here somewhere
March 30, 2007 at 11:15 am |
Wily, my ass. That was blatant with a capital B. Of course, I fell for it again, though.
March 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm |
some of you people are too easy. *glancing in Patty Ann’s direction*
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March 30, 2007 at 12:44 pm |
well, that didn’t work out as I had hoped.
March 30, 2007 at 1:27 pm |
Works for me just fine wiser.
March 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm |
Damn, I took a left when I meant to take a right. Now I’m lost.
March 30, 2007 at 1:58 pm |
roc, darling, you are right where you’re supposed to be.
March 30, 2007 at 2:13 pm |
Wiserbud, what are those? Your Boobs? I think your nipples are a bit off-center.
March 31, 2007 at 2:32 am |
Madeleine Albright is the complete package. Beautiful, sexy AND politically astute.
Posted by: Rosetta at March 30, 2007 05:14 PM (omkIU)
Just needed someplace to store this.
March 31, 2007 at 2:35 am |
Oh, and as for my boobs above, yeah, they really aren’t what they used to be.
March 31, 2007 at 3:35 am |
Just want to cross-post this here, as I found their honesty absolutely incredible:
I’ve been in Denver for the last few days. When I arrived, it was 65 degrees and beautiful. When I woke up yesterday morning, it was like a blizzard had hit the town. Today was again approx. 60 degrees and beautiful, melting all of yesterday’s snow away.
In the local paper, they had a story about how the storm hit about 8 hours earlier than the “experts” expected and stayed longer than they thought it would. A couple of quotes that amazed me:
“The reason for the almost eight-hour miss was the problem of forecasters choosing among differing computer models.”
“Two nights ago, it was giving us quite a bit of rain, and that didn’t happen.”
“With inconsistent reports from various models, meteorologists based their final forecasts on experience.”
If they can’t predict a snowstorm accurately within one or two days, how the fuck can we trust their predictions for the next 50 or 100 years?
March 31, 2007 at 8:49 pm |
I laughed out loud when rosetta posted that wiser, at first I kinda just glanced over it, and took me a couple extra seconds to processa what he said.
Thats not a bad idea. great moments in moronism being archived at KC’s Best of the comment net.
March 31, 2007 at 9:29 pm |
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy,” said the source, who added, in perhaps an unfortunate choice of words, “she has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie,” which would be a mainstream production.
It’s about Jenna Jameson.
I so so many places to go with that quote, I’m not gonna bother. I woulda figured some of our friends would have been all over that thing.
April 2, 2007 at 2:41 am |
I just acquired a copy of Roger Waters in concert from June, 2000. It is amazing. His band is amazingly tight. They do Pink Floyd about 1000 times better than the current version of the band does.
Absolutely incredible.
He is coming to Hartford this summer. I wish I knew someone who was as into Roger Water as I was. My wife isn’t, so she wouldn’t enjoy herself at the show. Same with Genesis.
Oh, well, at least I have a huge-screen TV. Probably better than actually being there anyway.
April 2, 2007 at 6:13 am |
I wish I knew someone who was as into Roger Water as I was
I didn’t like Hairspray, hated Crybaby, and really “Pink Flamingo’s?”
April 2, 2007 at 6:17 am |
True story.
While working at an assembly plant, one of the guys I liked, almost got shitcanned, and he said something like “I don’t know why, I just sometimes feel as though I’m gonna miss something big.”
Before anyone could respond, I said “Pink Floyd ain’t shit without roger waters, the beatles are not gonna get back togher, and who the EFF cared about Frank Sinatra to begin with.”
Dead silence, because of my seaming non-sequitor, and then the older woman friend, who was also a supervisor started laughing.
“yeah (wickedpinto) I guess there are no more big things coming anytime soon”
April 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm |
What would it take to get the Beatles back together?
Another bullet and another brain tumor.
or any combination of the two….it was really a lot better joke when it was “3 more bullets” but i take what i can work with.
April 2, 2007 at 6:33 pm |
Could you do the Grateful Dead too?
April 2, 2007 at 11:58 pm |
Wiser, I’ll go to Genesis with you. Wish Peter Gabriel was there however.
I’d much rather see David Gilmour. .
Regarding weather: we’ll top out at 80 tomorrow, thunderstorms from hell will roll thru, and we’ll have snow flurries on Wed. It’s March.
April 3, 2007 at 2:27 am |
Wish Peter Gabriel was there however.
I am giving Genesis a pass, because I refuse to pay $200 a ticket to hear Abacab live. But if Gabriel was joining them, I wouldn’t miss it.
I saw Peter a few years ago at the Meadowlands. When he fell backward into the audience, instead of the usual “passing him around over their heads” bit, he was instead swallowed up and mauled by the crowd. Two security guards had to jump in and pull him out of the crowd. His suit was nearly entirely ripped off his back.
I doubt he ever did that schtick again in NY or NJ.
April 3, 2007 at 3:38 am |
I have a peter Gabriel bootleg from a show right after he left Genesis. Its ok. It could have been great but he did this weird thing with his voice that sounded very…sheep like. It was odd. He does do an amazing job of “Here Comes the Flood” though. Two of them actually. He opens and closes the show with it.
Im not a big Genesis fan myself. I like the Musical box and a few others and thats about it.
April 3, 2007 at 6:56 pm |
Gabriel is all into the World Beat type music. Whacko stuff.
And what’s up with ticket prices? My friend spent at least $400 for us to see Prince in Vegas, and I’ll be damned if Prince didn’t pull the old “you must cheer loudly for me to do an encore” shit.
Fuck that. I didn’t even waste a drop of propane from my Bic to get that boy to come back out and sing more. I stood there thinking “at $200+ a pop, that cat should be out here thanking us and playing like a sweating maniac for at least 90 minutes.”
April 3, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
I stood there thinking “at $200+ a pop, that cat should be out here thanking us and playing like a sweating maniac for at least 90 minutes.”
90 minutes??!? Elton did 2 hours, 45 minutes and he’s 60! And the ticket was only $130 per.
April 3, 2007 at 9:26 pm |
That sucks, KC.
I hate that shit where they make the people who paid — their CLIENTS — beg.
How was it otherwise?
April 3, 2007 at 11:54 pm |
I’ve been out of town so just now catching up here. WP thinks I’m too easy? I read Ace, Dave in TX, Blog Idaho, Goldstein, Collins, and now KevlarChick. That isn’t easy, that’s psychotic.
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April 4, 2007 at 12:28 am |
what is that supposed to be? it looks like a crawdaddy chasing a pebble towards two tomatos…
April 4, 2007 at 1:58 am |
dr4, it’s supposed to be a crawdaddy chasing a pebble toward two tomatoes. They are in season, ya know.
April 4, 2007 at 2:54 am |
Okay patty, that little graph was disturbing.
April 4, 2007 at 3:47 am |
WP, you don’t like mudbugs?
April 4, 2007 at 4:50 am |
YOU said you were old enough to be my mother.
You think I want to see that collection of highly disturbing flesh?
April 4, 2007 at 4:51 am |
And is your little man in the boat pierced?
I get that from your expression.
I totaly need a shower, and parafin treatment.
April 4, 2007 at 4:53 am |
I think Dr4 is joking, but Dr4?
That is an ansii graph, that is a nude woman from neck to thighs.
however this particular format doesn’t allow for blank characters to fill space.
April 4, 2007 at 4:53 am |
at the start of a line that is.
April 4, 2007 at 5:22 am |
My point patty ann?
You want me to say something like. . . “I feel like your blog son, thank you!”
And then ansigraph my naughty bits?
Okay, I need another shower, hope the heater can scald off all my flesh.
April 4, 2007 at 11:56 am |
WP, I was just *glancing in WiserBud’s direction* except my nose is smaller and my mouth is prettier than his. And you are correct about the leading blank spaces disappearing when I used the Alt numbers for the symbols.
That is all.
April 4, 2007 at 2:31 pm |
You glancing at me? YOU GLANCING AT ME?!? You must be glancing at me, ’cause I don’t see nobody else here!
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April 4, 2007 at 5:35 pm |
personal to Kevlarchick:
Love ya, sweetie!
April 4, 2007 at 5:45 pm |
*draws a bead on wiser’s scrawny arse”
April 4, 2007 at 5:51 pm |
*running like my ass is on fire and throwing Mallomars back over my shoulder*
April 5, 2007 at 1:00 am |
BRILLIANT!
Patty is officially in the cabal.
April 5, 2007 at 1:04 am |
“*running like my ass is on fire and throwing Mallomars back over my shoulder*”
Mallomars? Who’s chasing you? Rosie O’Donnell?
April 5, 2007 at 1:08 am |
PattyAnn’s just got to learn to be a bit more subtle, but not bad for a first attempt.
I wonder, does KC know how to ban people from here?
No reason for asking. Just wondering……
*whistling*
April 5, 2007 at 1:54 am |
You know, the OeSbrs thing saying KC is LauraW doesn’t fit with me.
Not only because of the fantasy, but because KC needed to enlist JackM in assisting her to delete my ill advised link.
LauraW was editing comments more than a year ago at aces.
April 5, 2007 at 1:57 am |
Mallomars? Who’s chasing you? Rosie O’Donnell?
If only you knew just how funny that is. Check out the Fat Rant thread at Innocent Bystanders for some background. Then pray that KC doesn’t know where you live.
April 5, 2007 at 1:58 am |
Is KC gonna ban me too? geez…..
NiceDeb, that was funny
Yes, I was smiling at NiceDeb, not showing her a two-nippled boob.
Hey, has anyone else noticed that Amish’s hash if you unscramble it is “SOBER”??
April 5, 2007 at 2:01 am |
NiceDeb, you know KC packs heat, don’t ya?
April 5, 2007 at 2:04 am |
I’m not sure I get what you’re saying, Pinto. Lauraw and Kevlarchick are two different people and OEbrS is Amish/”random letters.” Where did he say Laura and KC are the same person?
April 5, 2007 at 2:09 am |
Is KC gonna ban me too? geez…..
She can be pretty quick with the ban-stick, unless you watch yourself. Ask Pinto.
Honestly, I don’t think she knows how, but I’m sure that wouldn’t stop her from recruiting some help, if the need arises.
I was more worried about myself today, to be honest. But now that Nice Deb has effectively compared her to Ms. O’Donnell, I think I may have moved out the top spot on her sh*t list.
Now, if only she would forgive and forget about that one time I had a little too much to drink. I mean, I paid for the shoes! Seriously, What’s the statute of limitations on that, anyway?
April 5, 2007 at 3:01 am |
Did I say something wrong?
April 5, 2007 at 3:06 am |
No, Nice Deb, WiserBud’s just trying to distract KC from going after him.
April 5, 2007 at 3:10 am |
Did I say something wrong?
No, I was just giving KC a hard time earlier today when she made a comment about how she had put on a few pounds over the winter. (Hey, who doesn’t?)
She threatened to shoot me, I was running and tossing Mallomars and you asked if I was being chased by Rosie O’Donnell. You were funnier than I think you knew you were being.
April 5, 2007 at 4:11 am |
NiceDeb, you know KC packs heat, don’t ya?
What kinda heat might that be? I fell in love with my new 45 this last weekend. The textured trigger makes for one hell of a blister after about 50 rounds, but you damn sure won’t loose your grip.
April 5, 2007 at 5:27 am |
Okay, I appologize jack.
Your hypocritical arguments are isolated to me wanting to nail MKH, like you don’t want to.
April 5, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
Will, read this: http://michaelscomments.wordpress.com/2007/03/16/kevlar-chick-crazy-cute-and-crazy-deadly/
April 5, 2007 at 3:07 pm |
Will, I’ve been carrying the Ultra CDPII for a couple of years now.
It is an awesome .45.
And check out the firepower. Awesome!
http://daveintexas.wordpress.com/2006/11/10/tushar-wanted-to-know-what-a-45-does/
April 5, 2007 at 3:21 pm |
I will not ban any of you–I’d need a tech butler for that. Besides, this is fun.
And I am not lauraw. Please. Who came up with that silliness?
I don’t actually own a gun yet. I have to try a few on and look in the mirror while wearing them. You all know how it is. Except wiser who is dressed by his mom.
April 5, 2007 at 3:28 pm |
YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE!!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!!
ummm, I mean, that’s not true. I have been dressing myself for years. My mom just does a quick check on all the buttons and zippers and stuff, then makes sure that the crotch isn’t hanging too low.
Ok, that last part’s a little weird, but hey, whatta ya gonna do? It’s my mom, ya know?
April 5, 2007 at 3:31 pm |
KC, be sure to get the pearl-handled one just in case ya wanna wear it for Easter.
Thanks for not banning me.
Oh, and I have a Colt .357 magnum. Love my gun.
April 5, 2007 at 3:35 pm |
Awesome indeed. Were those FMJ’s or Federal personal defense rounds? I’m taking the Arizona CCW class in a couple weeks and I’ve been been looking for some heavy artillery for my hand cannon.
But really, who needs a handgun when looks can kill?
April 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm |
Pearl handled sounds slippery Patty Ann. I have sweaty palms. I probably need big fat rubbery grips. When I fired the .38 with the polished wood grip I almost dropped the little bugger.
.357 Magnum?!! That’s some Harry Callahan metal there.
April 5, 2007 at 6:05 pm |
I’ve fired a .357 a few times. Damn near blew my arm out of the socket. I like the sound of it, though.
April 5, 2007 at 7:52 pm |
I shot my dad’s Colt Blackhawk in .357 when is was very young. I suspect that may be a large part of why I’m still breaking myself of flinching to this day.
If we’re talking ludicrously powerful “handguns”, an old neighbor talked my dad into shooting one of these (or very similar, and in 7mm Mag if I remember right) scoped for deer hunting. He nearly knocked himself senseless with the scope when it went off and leapt up off the bench.
April 5, 2007 at 11:22 pm |
I had a little trouble with the weak arm in the beginning, but with practice it got better. Doesn’t hurt that I am not small and petite. 5′ 10″
April 6, 2007 at 12:03 am |
That’s odd… A link that really isn’t a link. I must have missed something. Leta’me try that again.
And I think WP is going to have to give up on the 1000 (or worse million) comment goal. I don’t think wordpress is made to deal with that many comments.
April 6, 2007 at 2:41 am |
Will, the million goal is tricky, but there are quite a few wily people here.
Gun in the link looks nice. I’d love to try it out.
April 6, 2007 at 3:37 am |
The Me hating JackM thing.
Let me make this clear. I think he really doesn’t like me. I don’t care, I find him entertaining, and don’t really feel one way or the other with him.
So, since I sense that he doesn’t like me, I am promoting an online conflict between the two of us, but I can’t goad him into it, cuz he’s just OH so above it, with his love appreciation of GG FRIGGEN ALLEN?!?!?!?!
No, really, I think jack is flogging hilarious, and when I make the “screw jack” comments? it’s really just to draw him out.
I also think jack is a good guy, not an outright hypocrite, I just pick fights (that he ignores) because I think that we aren’t that far from eachother in basic ideology.
Really, I mean that. It’s a JOKE fight on my part, and I wanna see how much jack actually believes it’s a real one.
April 6, 2007 at 3:45 am |
Will,
The 1 million comments is a LEGACY,
The immediate goal is 1K comments by years end, preferably 2.5K.
I want KC to get a sitemeter, and I want her to have 1 million views.
Those are my honest goals, however if I am denied, I will reach for the moon, and force the situation, I will have WordPress Crash with EVERY viewing of KC’s comments section, in the hopes that I get my million.
I’m not crazy, I TELL YOU, I TELL YOU I AM NOT INSANE!!!
April 6, 2007 at 3:49 am |
we
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posting
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April 6, 2007 at 3:53 am |
except that wordpress doesn’t like it when you comment too quickly.
April 6, 2007 at 4:40 pm |
I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.
April 6, 2007 at 9:31 pm |
Will,
Tactical nuclear loads.
Accept no substitute.
April 6, 2007 at 10:26 pm |
This blog was a year old a few days ago. It lay dormant for six months until WP started a revolution.
Wiser, please stop that.
April 6, 2007 at 11:46 pm |
Hmmm… tank-slagging firepower, or sterility from having radioactive material in the general vicinity of my junk for extended periods? That’s a tough call.
April 9, 2007 at 2:27 pm |
sorry.
April 10, 2007 at 12:18 am |
My near death experience today:
http://moralauthority.wordpress.com/2007/04/09/rush-hour-really-sucked-this-morning/
Nothing happened to me. I was just near death.
April 10, 2007 at 1:44 am |
Nothing happened to me. I was just near death.
you really should stop watching those Andy Rooney segments on 60 Minutes, Mesa.
April 10, 2007 at 3:23 am |
really.
April 10, 2007 at 5:30 pm |
honestly.
April 11, 2007 at 12:38 am |
Okay, this has gone on long enough. Anybody know where Wicked Pinto is?
April 11, 2007 at 4:32 am |
I’m here, had a connectivity issue, fixed it, shortly after my toenails were removed with the use of garage tools.
The hollidays make me crazy, and I’m not alone in that, so once I fixed connectivity, I didn’t want to lay any shit on anyone, then we got the anna and imus deluge, and I went dormant, playing Civ 4.
I’m still here patty. Your resident lunatic is still active.
Anyone know why I suddenly am getting violent nose bleeds?
I litteraly am gushing blood, and then it stops, then gush, then stops.
It’s not a wound thing, it’s wierd, and makes me think of diabetics, and my brother who had a major sinus problem brought about by a freakish distortion of his upper palate.
ain’t been gushing for a day or two now, but really, kinda bizzare, to be brushing your teeth, thinking your gums are a mess (cuz I drink) only to have blood pouring out of your nose like my head was a fucking silver tea service in an english aristocrats household.
April 11, 2007 at 11:33 am |
WP, glad you’re okay. If by okay I mean gushing buckets of blood. Seriously, go get a check up. That is not normal in any discussions of bleeding I’ve ever had on the internet.
April 11, 2007 at 5:17 pm |
WP your nosebleeds might be due to the weather. Really. I get them in winter when the first cold snap comes. The inside air is very dry, messes with my sinus, etc. Then the nosebleeds start. After awhile they quit.
Maybe the last cold snap set your sinuses off again.
April 11, 2007 at 11:21 pm |
I smoke, and on very rare occasions(benders) I smoke enough and am irresponsible enough to be a little raspy, and if I don’t quit eventually I will prlly flogging die from it. That said.
Who’s the advertising genius at my particular brand of cigarette’s company that sends a flogging harmonica to someone who is commiting slow suicide through asphyxiation?
Even if I could play the harmonica I could only do it for about 20 seconds, then I will pass out, come too and require another cigarette.
April 13, 2007 at 7:00 pm |
hi there. Don’t mind me. Just dropping something off here for safekeeping…
Damn. That article is making me hunger for faggots.
Posted by: Entropy at April 13, 2007 02:53 PM
April 14, 2007 at 4:33 am |
okay, we’re losing steam here.
Help us, Obi-Wan-KC! You’re our only hope!
April 14, 2007 at 2:52 pm |
Maybe we should being the Compliment section of this thread.
Wiser, you have impeccable taste in shoes. And your love for shrubbery would please Al Gore.
WP, I would like to have you at my side during a knife fight at my work. We could fight back to back and be the last two standing.
I like Patty Ann when she plays “mother” to WP, but deep down thinks he’s really hot.
April 15, 2007 at 10:43 pm |
Happy Tax Day Everybody!
April 16, 2007 at 3:23 am |
KC, try that when I’m gonna actually be around and ooooooo, you are soooo gonna get complimented. I mean, complimented with abject malice, if you know whut I’m sayin; and I think that you do……
April 16, 2007 at 6:46 am |
You know? I played my first RPG on my comodore vic 20. and that game was Zork I.
I am much more comfortable with keystrokes, this whole point and click culture pisses me off, thats why I left my trained profession. It was overly infantilized. Give me a greasy elbow at low pay over a pristine pinky anyday.
If you need individuals to do a job, let those individuals do their flogging job, don’t tell the customers that it’s just a few clicks away.
ARGH ARGH ARGH.
I though I could get into the fealing of guest commenting on mesa’s whorish blog in a near instant, but, the layered menu’s and the invalid clicking is pissing me off.
CURSE YOU GUI!!!!!
CURSE YOU!!!!
April 17, 2007 at 10:52 pm |
“I like Patty Ann when she plays “mother” to WP, but deep down thinks he’s really hot.”
Snort.
April 17, 2007 at 10:52 pm |
Do you think we can get this to 500 before Thursday? I have to go out of town again.
April 18, 2007 at 3:28 am |
Thursday?
At best July 4th.
April 19, 2007 at 6:09 am |
I don’t smoke (mostly because of the nearly $500/pack rate right now), but my wife was a social smoker at parties and the like who quit when she decided she wanted to have a chld.
Anywho, she found this story heeelareeeous.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SAVED_BY_SMOKING?SITE=TXABI&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2007-04-18-16-42-54
April 19, 2007 at 8:25 am |
Now after you kiss your lovely wife your gullet will taste like ash, because everyone NOW knows that smoking cigarettes prevents building collapse via global warming
THANK YOU EB!
April 19, 2007 at 8:28 am |
BTW EB
to control the link.
(less than bracket) a href=”(link)”(greater than bracket)”title”(less than bracket)(slash)(greater than bracket)
if you don’t know what I mean, just do a “file source” click on any block or in fact any webpage with a link you have ever come across. Might take some digging, but well, it’s really quite easy to find if you know what you are looking for.
April 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm |
Okay, I just thought of another degree of wrongness about KC’s blog.
We need Blog Ad’s. And we have to generate revenue for KC.
Now that? THAT! would be WRONG!
April 19, 2007 at 7:36 pm |
Since Wiser came up with the idea of using your hot, high volume blog as an archive for great comments, I just figured I would join in that tradition, by insuring that there is an easy access to all who are interested for this post.
I know it’s not a comment, it’s actually a post, and a news story, but this is the first news story (probably the only one) that I read on the net that made me cry like a little girl who just had her favorite doll broken by the boy she has a crush on.
I give you. Star, the heroine of boise.
April 19, 2007 at 8:11 pm |
I have no problem with folks who want to generate funds for moi.
April 20, 2007 at 2:53 am |
But are you gonna ask a bunch of pesky questions about the fund raising?
April 20, 2007 at 4:48 am |
Oops. Sorry.
April 21, 2007 at 3:46 am |
**searching for the paypal button…..**
April 21, 2007 at 5:00 pm |
I have no problem with folks who want to generate funds for moi.
I think some pictures (for WP, of course) would be the way to kick off the fund-raising drive.
April 21, 2007 at 5:21 pm |
I think some pictures (for WP, of course) would be the way to kick off the fund-raising drive.
****DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR THE PAYPAL BUTTON!!!!!*****
April 21, 2007 at 5:29 pm |
Pesky questions? Heavens no! Just FULL disclosure.
*closes mini blinds*
April 21, 2007 at 6:28 pm |
What are the rules for blogads and stuff? If you Qualify for any of them, I totaly support doing it.
Really, 1 million comments is a bit excessive a dream, and 1 million hits is not that unreasonable, but 10K income? MAN!
That just fits my sense of wrongness in EVERY FRIGGEN WAY!
April 21, 2007 at 9:07 pm |
Was my boobs for blogads deleted?
Oh thats right I included something else.
Or did I delete it myself?
Really I’m more than a bit crazy right now so I lose track of this shit. WHAT SUCKS! Is I can’t blame anything, at least today.
Cracked my first beer at “A Win for the Good Guys.” and I don’t drink that fast. I’m WAY overdue for sleep.
Any chance I can get DiT to rub my shoulders with his parfinified hands as I masturbate to fantasy’s of knut?
Was that out lout?
April 21, 2007 at 9:20 pm |
I started it with you KC, so you want me to give you the ammo I used against you in comment number 2?
I have a non-blog, that is just a test bench.
April 22, 2007 at 6:51 am |
I don’t know where else to post this, but it looks like another illegal alien killed somebody in a drunk driving deal. This time, it was in St. Louis.
April 22, 2007 at 6:51 am |
Oh, and WP: thanks for the help.
April 22, 2007 at 6:58 am |
It also looks as though a “Recent Jordanian Immigrant” wanted to take on the St. Louis Metropolitan Police. ,a href=”http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/stlouiscitycounty/story/764FDFAF7EC928C4862572C5000D37B0?OpenDocument”>It didn’t go his way.
April 22, 2007 at 6:59 am |
It also looks as though a “Recent Jordanian Immigrant” wanted to take on the St. Louis Metropolitan Police. It didn’t go his way.
April 22, 2007 at 7:00 am |
Sorry. I forgot to use the
April 22, 2007 at 7:43 pm |
I don’t care eddie, that flawed link just looks EFFING COOL!
I don’t know why, that link (I didn’t click it, I mean the link itself) looks COOL! the way it runs over the screen.
April 23, 2007 at 3:55 am |
Sometimes things of beauty come from mistakes.
April 23, 2007 at 4:55 am |
You know eddie? My mom told me that a bunch of times, though I don’t recall the context.
April 23, 2007 at 3:38 pm |
KC, it says “Your comment is awaiting moderation.”
Are you sure you’re not going to ban me?
April 24, 2007 at 2:40 am |
These are silly.
I like silly
http://www.askaninja.com
April 25, 2007 at 3:41 am |
Now it’s really gonna get weird.
Let the cross-pimping begin!
April 25, 2007 at 3:45 am |
And it’s already broken. Hmmmmm, seems appropriate somehow.
April 25, 2007 at 3:48 am |
Sorry, guess that was all me. bad link and all.
Anyway, I hope I’m not giving this away too soon.
April 25, 2007 at 9:31 am |
Wiser is too damn wily.
Yeah that is my test blog, so that I can post at mesa’s place. You are just as mean as mesa.
April 25, 2007 at 9:35 am |
BTW, you know that Mesa has admin access, so it’s basicaly just he and I trading barbs, thats why it’s called “beefcake blog,” I’d figure I’d give him that win, since he already said I eat puppy sandwiches.
April 25, 2007 at 11:48 am |
You would have been so proud of me. Cranky asked where the link was for Mesa’s blog over at Ace’s. I commented at Ace’s with “Cranky, here’s a link” and linked to KC blog.
On KC blog my comment that is awaiting moderations says “Cranky, if you’re here, here is the link to Mesa’s blog. I must have accidentally pasted the wrong one in my comment at Ace’s.” and then I linked Absolute Moral Authority.
Man, when one little chink in your armor gets messed up…
April 25, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
Hey, let’s see if we can get 1000 comments on WP’s test blog by 1/1/08!
Who’s with me??? Let’s….Goooooooooooooooooooo…
April 25, 2007 at 5:33 pm |
PattyAnn, you have learned well, my special one.
I feel so…proud. {sniff, sniff}
April 26, 2007 at 1:40 am |
I know wiser.
She’s all growed up.
She’s all growed up!
Now we have to corrupt nice deb and our work is complete.
April 26, 2007 at 3:27 am |
Oh, I bet Nice Deb will be much, much easier to corrupt. In fact, I get the feeling that Deb is simply waiting to be asked.
April 28, 2007 at 3:40 am |
What does it mean when a group of people who met on bigger blogs start to exploit ever smaller and more exclusive blogs?
I mean; right now we’re here, right? And yet there are probably over a dozen other smaller sites that some of us frequent that some others know nothing about.
Is this a refining process, where our blog personalities get more and more specialized?
Or are these other blogs merely tributaries to another place where we, as little blog-droplets, will coalesce again?
Or are we simply falling away and scattering to the four winds?
Only time will tell, and it goes by so fast on these here innertubes.
April 28, 2007 at 6:00 am |
Actually, I think it’s healthy for a narrower group of people to meet on smaller and smaller “splinter” sites. The reason being one person may indeed know a site nobody else does, link to it, and open it up for others.
Hell, I didn’t start hitting the blogs until May 2004. Before that, I only went by what I read on Drudge and sites like msnbc.com. It wasn’t until Drudge and msnbc.com were linking to sites like RCP, Powerline, Polipundit, Malkin, LGF and the old Redstate.org. I read those during the runup to the 2004 election. I didn’t even discover AoSHQ until mid 2005. I linked to it from another blog (I forget who at this point). Anyway, AoS led me to places like Anklebitingpundits, Goldstein, Deadspin for sports, IMAO and Iowahawk, and eventually IB.
And on and on.
April 28, 2007 at 6:03 am |
LauraW? This place? is for “the ’shine” mesa and my place is for the two fingers tequilla, michaels is for the bombay, maybe the limoncello (it’s actually rather exotic, not a shooter, at least not in the way rosie and danny depicted it. It’s supposed to be drank with bruschetta’s and shit at lunch, one at a time)
Aces’s place is the guild of thieves, and from their we have established our own alliances, and we chose which to accept.
KC’s is the most exclusive, so how about you stop judging us? you Blogist!
April 28, 2007 at 6:03 am |
LauraW is a Blogist! Thats hate speach Blogist!
April 28, 2007 at 6:06 am |
Blogophobe!!!
April 28, 2007 at 9:33 am |
if it looks like a blog and reads like a blog and bloggedy blog blog blog- it’s a blog.
Blog. Sounds like something that lives under a bridge.
April 28, 2007 at 12:03 pm |
WP,
You should really stop huffing oven cleaner.
April 28, 2007 at 3:09 pm |
WP how about some of that Two Fingers? We’ll toss it back together. This is a Drinking Blog.
May 2, 2007 at 12:12 am |
Hey KC, how’s that sheared beaver working out?
May 2, 2007 at 3:30 am |
Hey KC, how’s that sheared beaver working out?
WHERE’S THE FREAKIN’ PAYPAL BUTTON??!!!!
May 2, 2007 at 5:25 am |
two fingers and sheared beaver?
I’m gonna pass out from oxy dep.
May 2, 2007 at 8:39 pm |
heh. I feel all soft and warm right now.
*holds out glass for refill*
May 2, 2007 at 10:22 pm |
*poors and waits for the friggen humiliating head pat*
May 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
Wiser! Take a look at this she’s getting cocky! Whats up with that trash?
BTW KC? did you disable links?
May 2, 2007 at 10:29 pm |
btw, I actually “poured” not “poored.” It’s a conspiracy.
May 3, 2007 at 1:03 am |
Hey, if PA is doing this kind of fine work (sans the link this time, PA…tsk, tsk, tsk) on the sites we know about, just imagine what she is saying at places that we don’t haunt…
May 3, 2007 at 1:04 am |
How’s a nice foot rub sound right about now, KC?
May 3, 2007 at 1:14 am |
Uh… I’m just back to finally say hey if that’s still cool. So, um, “Hey.”
Haven’t visited for a hundred comments or so – when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night. If I were so inclined, I’d go back to wherever I left off & read all the comments…
From the last few posts, I see “two fingers” & think maybe this isn’t a mixed company blog that I should be visiting??? If you’re talking two fingers of nice bourbon, cool.
BTW – what’s up with the timestamp? Is KC a neighbor of Pixy or something? It’s not the 3rd yet, is it?
May 3, 2007 at 1:24 am |
when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night.
Was it that much? {blush}
May 3, 2007 at 1:51 am |
I guess it was more like 2 or 3 of you in some kind of competition to see who could trick the other into clicking over, so you don’t get all the credit.
Or blame, whichever the case may be. I haven’t decided yet.
May 3, 2007 at 2:08 am |
My brother when he went to Saudi during the first gulf war, with the assistance of some of his friends, smuggled in licquor and the booze he smuggled was “2 fingers tecquilla” becuase it looks EXACTLY like a Lox tank.
I’m just saying.
Thats why I referenced 2 fingers.
May 3, 2007 at 2:09 am |
at least the story he told, and I believe it, I’ve seen the 2 fingers bottles.
May 3, 2007 at 5:12 am |
My brother was just put on the list for promotion to Captain in the Army. As his reward, he gets to go play in The Sandbox come June. He said the thing he’ll miss the most while gone is the booze. I’m cool with respecting others’ religious traditions (don’t drink water in front of Good Guy Iraqi Soldiers in Ramadan and the like), but c’mon! These guys and gals are risking their lives Why not let them have a bit of bootleg booze?
May 3, 2007 at 7:34 am |
yeah eddy, respect their culture when you are on their land, but on base, it’s base rules, not gods.
May 3, 2007 at 3:33 pm |
“when some moron at Ace’s linked 2 dozen times in one night”
Such a fine line between pimping and whoring a blog. But I’m learning
May 6, 2007 at 4:22 am |
Okay, Pixy permanently fixes the comments thing at AoS soon or I am going to totally snap.
May 6, 2007 at 7:01 am |
I feel kinda bad cuz I harass him quite regularly. wiser
May 6, 2007 at 7:03 am |
Pixy’s site is ambient irony so I think he gets e-mailed when you comment, so if aces is down bitch there.
May 6, 2007 at 10:02 pm |
yo sup?
May 7, 2007 at 3:41 am |
20 posts from 500! Almost halfway there! Come one guys, you don’t want to disappoint Wickedpinto, do ya?
Trust me, that would be a very, very bad idea.
May 8, 2007 at 12:24 am |
You PRICK!
Thats not a blog, thats basicaly a test and insult site!
May 8, 2007 at 2:52 am |
So, like that’s where you plan on testing out your insults before taking them public?
I’m just guessing, then, that “You PRICK!” got through the testing process cleanly. Huzzah!
May 8, 2007 at 6:55 am |
heh.
May 9, 2007 at 4:18 pm |
This should be #484. Approaching the hump now.
May 9, 2007 at 8:16 pm |
I love the blog-in-a-thread thing, though it’s hard to catch up when the threads get huge. Blog Wisconsin passed a thousand a month ago, and is still limping along.
I think it gets more comments than I do.
May 10, 2007 at 2:20 am |
bookmark a specific comment geoff. That way you can read something else while KC’s loads, and you will already be at a reference point.
May 10, 2007 at 3:07 am |
But, really, is it all that important to “catch up” here?
May 10, 2007 at 9:04 am |
OK – when I said “hard to catch up” I meant “hard to care enough to catch up” and when I said “love the blog-in-a-thread thing” I meant “find it quirky enough to check in once in a while.”
Sorry for the confusion.
May 10, 2007 at 8:41 pm |
geoff thinks I’m quirky.
May 10, 2007 at 9:24 pm |
“QUIRK QUIRK”
* a duck with a harelip
May 11, 2007 at 3:10 pm |
What exactly do you call it when you start a blog as a starting point for organizing your thoughts in. Then you find other things to do instead of writing your thoughts in the blog. Then you maneuver someone else to write things in your blog. I know there has to be a name for this. Or if there isn’t, we should hastily invent one.
May 11, 2007 at 3:28 pm |
Um. AoSHQ?
May 11, 2007 at 6:13 pm |
I know there has to be a name for this.
a blog-dodge?
May 11, 2007 at 6:22 pm |
by the way, a truly learned and experienced wily person would have surreptitiously placed a link in a comment in which she posits such a cryptic question.
May 11, 2007 at 8:56 pm |
All of my links belong to here.
May 11, 2007 at 10:39 pm |
Let that place grow slowly wiser. Criminy, you’re there for a day and now you are all about whoring it out!
God knows all of the previous posts have been so widely recieved.
May 12, 2007 at 5:27 am |
behold the power of the blog-whore
May 12, 2007 at 11:12 am |
Blog Wisconsin passed a thousand a month ago, and is still limping along.
I think it gets more comments than I do.
That must hurt.
May 12, 2007 at 2:54 pm |
She’s still outpacing that pussy spudder.
BRING IT!!
BRING IT YOU non thumb having motherfucker!!!!
May 12, 2007 at 2:56 pm |
DAMN! “opposable thumb mother fucker.”
DAMN! I screw that shit up every time. I might have opposable thumbs, but I don’t have geezer as an editor, in that spudder wins.
May 12, 2007 at 5:36 pm |
Darn, I so wanted to be #500. Congrats WP.
May 12, 2007 at 5:59 pm |
Ho de doh!
May 13, 2007 at 8:40 pm |
What number is this? Is it time for confession? I think the ladies here and at IB are just the cutest.
But Nice Deb is obviously a woman of easy virtue. Did you see her picture?
May 14, 2007 at 2:15 am |
cranky, been reading the jokes on your blog. Some funnies there.
May 14, 2007 at 2:35 am |
see her picture?!? It’s replaced that mystical space unicorn as my new computer desktop.
The unicorn is still my screen-saver, though. I mean, seriously, it’s a unicorn!
May 14, 2007 at 2:48 am |
wiserbud, the unicorn has only one protuberance.
May 14, 2007 at 3:20 am |
You need more than one?
Hmmm, how interesting would it be to get a look at Patty Ann’s AnyWebCam folder.
May 14, 2007 at 3:36 am |
Did you know when AnyWebCam started, to raise operating funds, they offered cheap lifetime memberships? Endless entertainment. Almost as much as Innocent Bystanders.
May 14, 2007 at 3:49 pm |
I once considered looking into the webcam world, but then saw some of the freaks that were out there and decided to just keep on walking. There are some things in life I just do not need to experience.
Plus, I don’t like most of the people I am forced to interact with. Why would I try to increase the number of annoying whackjobs that I would be exposed to?
May 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm |
wiser, yes, there are a lot of whackjobs out there. There is also entertainment. Pick and choose.
I guess you never want to see my subfolder, “Fruits & Vegetables”?
May 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm |
{{{{{{shudder}}}}}}
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!
May 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm |
Although, I am fond of a nice, fresh tossed salad every now and again.
May 14, 2007 at 4:36 pm |
It completely explained that whole “fruit of my loin” concept.
If we’re not careful, we’ll be at 1,000 comments soon. What is the business plan after that?
May 14, 2007 at 4:46 pm |
I’m thinking that we slow down on the comments enough so that we are close enough to hit 1000 on 12/31/07. That way I’ll have something exciting to do on New Year’s Eve this year.
Such an exciting life I lead, huh?
May 14, 2007 at 4:55 pm |
Since WP selfishly grabbed the #500 post, I would be happy to help get comments close to 1,000 and let you capture the 1,000 on New Year’s Eve. Then we can celebrate by raising a glass to KC. (If I’m awake)
May 14, 2007 at 5:06 pm |
Then we can celebrate by raising a glass to KC.
Well, she has put so much effort into the maintenance of this site that she truly deserves something for her efforts.
I think an empty glass is perfectly appropriate.
May 14, 2007 at 11:31 pm |
I think wiser should start adding his blog into his by-line.
May 14, 2007 at 11:32 pm |
I modified my own behaviour because wiser came in with real posts, and now he bess’n live up to it.
As far as I’m concerned, I will give complete control of the place over to wiser, assuming Wiser can actually ride the feral cat he created.
WHY! did you make it public? really? It was a TEST blog, by criminy!
May 14, 2007 at 11:36 pm |
which one? the one I had to get or the one with actual posts and stuff on it?
May 14, 2007 at 11:38 pm |
what, did you suddenly get shy or something?
May 15, 2007 at 6:38 am |
no, “coy.”
May 15, 2007 at 11:13 am |
PattyAnn, that was you that visited? I’m honored.
Friends send me stuff and every once in a while I manage to copy, paste, and post them.
Nice Deb’s picture ened up in my Not-Quite-But-Almost-Porn folder. That picture should have been made into a poster. Farrah who? There’s a country song playing on the radio these days that has a line in it like “I remember Mama before she was Mama.” I’m imagining the IB ladies are all in that real respectable (and still hot now) mode but Good Lord did they ever inspire every teenage boy’s fantasy life.
May 15, 2007 at 12:15 pm |
*holds out glass coyly*
two fingers, please.
May 15, 2007 at 4:22 pm |
cranky, I had a lot of laughs at your site. Thanks!
KC, as someone who has a blog that has influenced others to post many, many topic-less comments on such blog, coy is not a word I would ever associate with you. Or WickedPinto, for that matter. Or wiserbud. Or me.
Oh, forget it.
May 15, 2007 at 4:26 pm |
That is one of the nicest things about this blog. You can never get yelled at for being off topic.
May 15, 2007 at 4:27 pm |
PattyAnn, you don’t like the new direction I’m taking with Pinto’s blog?
May 15, 2007 at 5:31 pm |
wiserbud, it hurts my eyes and brain. Gave me a gag reflex. Will not comment there until it is “de-feminized” Frikken PLAID would have been better.
May 15, 2007 at 11:52 pm |
”Stallone’s hormones”” Who could’ve guessed?
May 16, 2007 at 2:02 am |
La la la…. dum de dum pum….
Don’t mind me. I am just increasing the comment count…
May 16, 2007 at 11:28 pm |
you are all a bunch of goobers and I love it.
May 17, 2007 at 1:01 am |
Hey Dave, what is the singular form of goobers?
Sorry, I just like saying goobers. Goobers, goobers, goobers…..
May 17, 2007 at 3:36 am |
May 17, 2007 at 6:04 am |
I will be honest DiT, I was waiting for the joke the whole time.
I was waiting for the whole,
“but lorretta, my darling, as gods light grants us our love, and as my every thought is upon you, I hope you aren’t whoring yourself out to mike in my absence, you know I always thought mike was a lowlife wussbag, so if you fuck him, you can die die die, in the most horrible way. Here I am at war, protecting this union from which we have all prospered from, and it is important, and required of me by god and my own will that I protect it, btw did I ever mention that little sullivan looks a lot like that piece of shit cowhand mike? So help me, if you cheat on me bitch. . . .”
The rest can be easily ascertained. Instead, I got a real sentimental link.
May 17, 2007 at 6:53 pm |
I’m not all yucks and giggles man. That is one beautiful letter, and one sad sad story.
May 19, 2007 at 12:50 am |
535. C’mons peeples. KC needs her comments.
May 19, 2007 at 3:05 am |
I’ve been in a weird mood for the last couple weeks. Don’t know whats going on with me, I can usually tap into some entertaining crazy at the drop of a hat.
May 21, 2007 at 7:21 pm |
This blog makes me ashamed that I haven’t posted on my own blog in over a month. EXTRA! EXTRA! Did you know the Iranians released those British sailors?
May 22, 2007 at 2:16 am |
Cuffy, you don’t say!
May 22, 2007 at 4:46 am |
Hi Kevlar, Wiserbud told me to post, so, I’ma postin’.
May 22, 2007 at 5:02 am |
I heard–over at Ace’s–that this was where all the cool kids hang out. But instead I see Sinistar, Daveintexas, wickedpinto. Hmmm.
May 22, 2007 at 5:12 am |
well, we’re cool in a “not-cool” sorta way, if you know what I’m sayin’.
More of a “cool-in-a-stupid” sorta way.
May 22, 2007 at 6:00 am |
stupid? STUPID!!! You DARE call us stupid!!!?
We aren’t stupid, we are outright retarded!!!
Really, does noone have any respect for the english language?
May 22, 2007 at 1:47 pm |
Hello! Nice comment blog thingy
May 22, 2007 at 2:19 pm |
Sinistar, Daveintexas, wickedpinto. Hmmm
Hey, you fucked up. You trusted us!
May 22, 2007 at 3:16 pm |
who do YOU think the cool kids are!?!?! I will have you know that at least one of us soils ourselves each weak!! after a major bender!!! (well, okay, by “at least one of us” I mean me, but anyways!!!)
May 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm |
I haven’t commented here in a while.
May 22, 2007 at 5:38 pm |
*gasp!*
May 22, 2007 at 5:49 pm |
I will have you know that at least one of us soils ourselves each weak!!
That reminds me… I wonder why compos mentis doesn’t comment here.
May 22, 2007 at 5:56 pm |
“I haven’t commented here in a while.”
Me either.
May 22, 2007 at 10:02 pm |
Anyone who soils themself as often as the WP can be counted as cool.
Big brainiacs like Sobek only come here when they’re “bored.”
May 22, 2007 at 10:18 pm |
Some day, I’m gonna have to count the number of comments that are made here for no other reason than to increase the comment count.
Well, someday when I have nothing else at all to do what-so-ever. Like, absolutely nothing.
Like now, fer instance.
May 23, 2007 at 5:05 am |
397
May 23, 2007 at 4:36 pm |
397
wiserbud, sometimes your lifestyle saddens me. It’s so close to mine.
In related, sad news, kevlarchick, I am sorry but I’m going to be changing my link from here over to the kitty blog. Wickedpinto made me an author there and I cannot deal with split loyalties.
May 23, 2007 at 5:45 pm |
I blame bush.
May 24, 2007 at 1:08 am |
Patty, patty, patty. How dare you? Don’t you understand the game here? We must support this blog, if for no other reason than it is the best blog on the whole damm ‘net! Simple, uncomplicated, easy to keep up with, no fear of banning for going off-topic. Hell, can you ask for a better place than this to just, ya know, hang?
Plus, we only have about 6 full months to go to push the baby over 1000 comments. Then we can start reassessing our business model. But you can’t change horse in mid-stream.
Remember where your loyalties lie and never forget your friends.
Support the KC blog!
May 24, 2007 at 2:29 am |
Rosie O’Donnell’s a fat disgusting pig.
May 24, 2007 at 3:43 am |
Seriously, Donnie, don’t you have better things to do with your time?
May 24, 2007 at 5:15 am |
like melania
May 24, 2007 at 5:15 am |
though she would be hotter if her nipples pointed along the same axis.
May 24, 2007 at 11:53 am |
We aren’t making bad progress, I didn’t figure we would hit 500 until june.
May 24, 2007 at 10:22 pm |
the *kitty* blog?
And just what do you think this place is?
May 24, 2007 at 11:28 pm |
KC?
You talking about “kitties” while wiser and I are present is not a very . . . .well, matrimonial thing to do.
cuz we might answer.
May 24, 2007 at 11:59 pm |
I haven’t commented here in a while.
I noticed that, and took it as a sign of the good judgment expected from a lawyer.
Um, oops.
May 25, 2007 at 2:40 pm |
What’s new?
http://nicedeb.wordpress.com/
May 26, 2007 at 12:19 am |
Holy shite, girl. You’re like *posting* on your blog.
WP, I am not in matrimony with you or wiser. You are both blessed indeed.
May 26, 2007 at 12:36 am |
Wormer? He’s a dead man! Marmalard? DEAD!
NEEDERMAYER????!!!
May 27, 2007 at 2:35 am |
Why the hell did I say “matrimonial?” you know what it was? I talked to T the other day, I blame her. I meant “matronly”
Why the FUCK would I make that slip?;
Thats right, I’m retarded, sorry about that.
May 27, 2007 at 8:00 pm |
wiserbud, I didn’t say I wasn’t still going to come here a couple of times a week to comment.
May 28, 2007 at 1:22 am |
What number are you at now?
May 28, 2007 at 2:36 am |
I’m at number seven.
Am I being served yet?
May 28, 2007 at 5:50 am |
Does anyone find “happy memorial day” a rather oxymoronic and almost callous statement?
I never know how to react to this particular recognition of nobility. I usually just point at shit and drink.
May 28, 2007 at 5:51 am |
Dave?!
*pops*
*locks*
*snaps*
and
*breaks*
OOOOOOOoooooohhhhh! You just got served!!!
You happy now?
May 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm |
Thank you for your service to our country, Wicked Pinto.
And please don’t call me “matronly.” That hurt.
May 28, 2007 at 8:56 pm |
You’s a mommy!!!
Matronly is hot, specially when the mommy (who is not my mommy) is hawt.
Thats dual hawtificationisation.
May 28, 2007 at 8:57 pm |
I’m sure he meant it in a Tex Avery drooling wolf kind of way, KC. But my advice is, don’t make him explain it – it’ll only make you blush.
May 28, 2007 at 8:57 pm |
Also KC,
Mesa served, purple served, geezer served, those are my only ones I’m sure of right now.
May 28, 2007 at 8:58 pm |
Mesa served, purple served, geezer served
Hey, hey, hey. I served, too!
If you count the Air Force.
May 28, 2007 at 8:59 pm |
Too late geoff! MUwahhahahahah
May 28, 2007 at 9:00 pm |
I didn’t know geoff.
Geoff Served.
There are a lot of those who served, I’m just one of the most vocal about it.
May 28, 2007 at 9:46 pm |
hehehehe, though back to the AOS comment thread talking about food and branches of service, not only did geoff serve, he GOT served, most likely by a “person, little 1 each”
May 29, 2007 at 2:25 am |
I figured I’d better come over & say “Hello”.
Hello!
I’ll be going now.
May 29, 2007 at 10:37 am |
Thank you all for your service. You keep us free.
- The Matron.
May 29, 2007 at 3:25 pm |
don’t make him explain it – it’ll only make you blush.
This is something they teach you in the Air Force called “stating the patently obvious”.
There’s a part of me though, a bad part, that wants to hear WP explain.
May 29, 2007 at 10:49 pm |
The explanation is easy.
I always hit on the wimmins, it makes the wimmins feel good, but if it goes on too long, or seems genuine then it creates an uncomfortable environment. So I move from direct gender flattery to general flattery of non sexual references.
By praising the way in which KC is handling her raucous brood, I’m offering praise, while simultaneously maximizing the ridiculous nature of my more specific “sexual” like flattery.
May 30, 2007 at 12:35 am |
I really wanted more from that.
But you gave it up. Thanks.
May 30, 2007 at 1:29 am |
Hi!
May 30, 2007 at 1:45 am |
Is pattyann begging to be hit on?
May 30, 2007 at 1:46 am |
I don’t know if I’m always been able to articulate it, but I’m pretty good at being a manipulator. Thats why I don’t like authority positions. It’s too easy for me.
That and the huge cock.
May 30, 2007 at 9:33 am |
Why dave? Am I always the dancing monkey? shouldn’t you start cranking the box so that I could. .. . .
I’m just Effing with you.
Nah, Really, look at that past several months, wickedpinto hasn’t been the wickedpinto most think of. I’m actually a normal and nice guy, and I was “wickedpinto” in that way at those times for exactly the reasons I just described about my ability to manipulate people.
Kinda sucks actualy, I’d almost rather be that insane loser, than who I am, but I’d much rather be the person I am than the manipulative prick I am, or the rotten prick I start with.
I believe I have said “when interacting with people, put your worst foot forward, then turn on the charm” or something like that. If you can overcome a bad first impression? you can slaughter villages and still come off as a prince.
I do that on purpose as well.
May 30, 2007 at 1:31 pm |
Am I always the dancing monkey?
Always?
No, not always.
now who’s effin with who again?
May 30, 2007 at 7:07 pm |
No.
May 30, 2007 at 10:23 pm |
I was screwing around, I was in a weird “humour” last night.
May 31, 2007 at 1:49 am |
I know that, WP. I was simply trying to see how many one word posts I could make in a row. Now you’ve ruined it! You meany!
May 31, 2007 at 3:06 am |
gettin’ a little heavy in here lately.
So, a guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender says “How long have you had that?”
The duck says “Oh, this guy’s been on my ass all day.”
May 31, 2007 at 3:42 am |
hey, wiserbud, cranky has some good jokes on his blog. I’ll have to go see if I can find it’s address. Not that your joke wasn’t good or anything, heavens to murgatroid, I’d never say that to you.
May 31, 2007 at 4:09 am |
You mean Your Crazy Unkle patty?
May 31, 2007 at 4:21 am |
Thanks, WP, but it’s this one I was thinking of Balance Sheet
May 31, 2007 at 4:25 am |
You got me, WP. You won this round hahaha.
May 31, 2007 at 4:56 am |
all in the plan.
1) get pattyann
2)
3) proffit
May 31, 2007 at 10:23 am |
#600!
May 31, 2007 at 3:08 pm |
#601!
June 1, 2007 at 3:46 am |
I had pattyann once. But one simple shot and it cleared up nicely.
June 1, 2007 at 4:46 am |
She’s gonna get nice deb to threaten you, you know that Wiser?
I only lasted a week, what you think you got in you? Mesa caved in less than a day. (geriatric bikini babes) you think you can hold out?
June 1, 2007 at 4:48 am |
Though I have to say Geriatric Binkini Babes, even beats “foil man” in my opinion.
Brilliant Execution mesa, BRILLIANT!!